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Bagehi
Association of Commonwealth Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:12:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Bagehi on 21/06/2011 15:21:10
Picture or video as proof please.

EDIT: it has to be on tranquility.

EDIT2: Bacony sounds better, but that's not what I meant.

Capdown Jakuard
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:14:00 - [2]
 

I accept your challenge

I didn't know I had a balcony but it's going to be the first thing I look for when I log on

Tugrath Akers
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:15:00 - [3]
 

MMMmmmmmm bacony

E Luminus
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:15:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Tugrath Akers
MMMmmmmmm bacony


lol

Ghoest
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:15:00 - [5]
 

Is this some sort of very tall breakfast food?

James Kopp
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:16:00 - [6]
 

First person to jump off their balcony onto a street named Tranquility wins. May have trouble collecting though if it's above the 2nd floor and you die.

Dr Fighter
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:17:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: E Luminus
Originally by: Tugrath Akers
MMMmmmmmm bacony


lol


push dock button, receive bacony

coolzero
Gallente
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:19:00 - [8]
 

didnt CCP already proofed it with the boot.ini

boot ini balcony scene

Wa'roun
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:20:00 - [9]
 


Ejit
Amarr
STD contractors
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:20:00 - [10]
 

Came expecting a nice bacony sandwich Sad

Zleon Leigh
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:26:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: James Kopp
First person to jump off their balcony onto a street named Tranquility wins. May have trouble collecting though if it's above the 2nd floor and you die.


"Corporal - what are your findings?"
"Sir! At first examination we thought he had been popped in LoSec, but we have since confirmed he plopped while in station"

Potrondal Morrison
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:32:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Bagehi
Edited by: Bagehi on 21/06/2011 15:21:10
Picture or video as proof please.

EDIT: it has to be on tranquility.

EDIT2: Bacony sounds better, but that's not what I meant.



Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

AAAARRRRRRRRR

Can....I ......have......my.....100 mill......oh....you ...ment...in tha....game......ohhhh,...doctor....please....

Illwill Bill
Svea Crusaders
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:33:00 - [13]
 

I want to watch when chars get biomassed.Twisted Evil

Ay Liz
Sacred Templars
RED.OverLord
Posted - 2011.06.21 15:37:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Ay Liz on 21/06/2011 15:38:54
I share your sentiments.

I was walking around in a station on SiSi a few days ago. I couldn't stand it. I am obviously walking-impaired and any attempt to walk faster has failed. I wanted to jump from the balcony to end my pitiful existence but it appears i am also unable to jump.

I do not want to live like this. Unable to run and unable to jump.. Where is the euthanasia chamber?

Liva Daril
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:00:00 - [15]
 

Canīt even take a proper leak there because itīs a grill.

Roux Michon
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:11:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Illwill Bill
I want to watch when chars get biomassed.Twisted Evil


This.

Bloodpetal
Mimidae Risk Solutions
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:11:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Ay Liz
Edited by: Ay Liz on 21/06/2011 15:38:54
I share your sentiments.

I was walking around in a station on SiSi a few days ago. I couldn't stand it. I am obviously walking-impaired and any attempt to walk faster has failed. I wanted to jump from the balcony to end my pitiful existence but it appears i am also unable to jump.

I do not want to live like this. Unable to run and unable to jump.. Where is the euthanasia chamber?


You spend a lot of time running around your apartment in circles and jumping?


ALTOTHEIX
Advocates of Sin
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:17:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Bloodpetal
Originally by: Ay Liz
Edited by: Ay Liz on 21/06/2011 15:38:54
I share your sentiments.

I was walking around in a station on SiSi a few days ago. I couldn't stand it. I am obviously walking-impaired and any attempt to walk faster has failed. I wanted to jump from the balcony to end my pitiful existence but it appears i am also unable to jump.

I do not want to live like this. Unable to run and unable to jump.. Where is the euthanasia chamber?


You spend a lot of time running around your apartment in circles and jumping?




probably not but his point is that at least he has the option to, while in incarna you dont. lets make it realistic and have the option to jump of the balcony and lose your implants andmonocles, or even be throne off! ala Darth Vader - Emperor Palpatine.

Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:26:00 - [19]
 

Honorable mention to the one who finds a way to commit suicide in captain's hovel.

Ohajus Vartedneetstiincs
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:30:00 - [20]
 

Wtb Bacony and a bungee rope to tie onto balcony so i can jump off and go boing whilst eating bacony


Liva Daril
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:40:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Bloodpetal
Originally by: Ay Liz
I do not want to live like this. Unable to run and unable to jump.. Where is the euthanasia chamber?


You spend a lot of time running around your apartment in circles and jumping?


Whelp, of course admiring his T&A in the mirror while simultaneously looking at the avatar.
No jumping because CCP isnīt allowed proper breast physics.
Itīs an Icelandic/feminist thang I guess.

Ay Liz
Sacred Templars
RED.OverLord
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:42:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Ay Liz on 21/06/2011 16:42:19
Originally by: ALTOTHEIX
Originally by: Bloodpetal
Originally by: Ay Liz
Edited by: Ay Liz on 21/06/2011 15:38:54
I share your sentiments.

I was walking around in a station on SiSi a few days ago. I couldn't stand it. I am obviously walking-impaired and any attempt to walk faster has failed. I wanted to jump from the balcony to end my pitiful existence but it appears i am also unable to jump.

I do not want to live like this. Unable to run and unable to jump.. Where is the euthanasia chamber?


You spend a lot of time running around your apartment in circles and jumping?




probably not but his point is that at least he has the option to, while in incarna you dont. lets make it realistic and have the option to jump of the balcony and lose your implants andmonocles, or even be throne off! ala Darth Vader - Emperor Palpatine.


Well, jumping isn't really needed. But an option to walk faster has to be added. I never walk that slow myself..
It probably has to do with other games generally having running as default and giving you the option to walk. So this just feels way too slow.. It almost hurts to watch.

Triple Entendre
Atrocity.
Posted - 2011.06.21 16:50:00 - [23]
 

More important is if/when we have corp offices.

I believe I speak for us all when I say that, in cases of leaving the corp, we request the option to urinate in the office pot plant and steal the stationary before leaving.

Being able to glue space-staplers to the walls is optional, but preferred.


 

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