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Chocolate Raine
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:21:00 - [871]
 

Please keep it civil and refrain from discriminatory remarks. Spitfire

HaKyung
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:21:00 - [872]
 

Originally by: Sanev Khan
Originally by: Phantom Silver
how to date a girl...
first aprouch her,
then ask them something, not just a yes and no question*
then get her number within 10 minutes...
wait 2 days to call her, then go to a lounch bar,
then get the seduce move going...
and bang... there you go....

Dating 101
More hints and tips
Contact
Phantom Silver


*something to do when eve is down..*


I've got one that works everytime.
" Does this tissue smell like chloroform to you ? "

Which is usually followed by "You've got a real purdy mouth" from your cellmate!

Carli Zandrya
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:22:00 - [873]
 

HAHAHAHA to the QQ and the anti-QQ crowd. Thanks for the entertainment.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled lives..

Valleree
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:22:00 - [874]
 

For all of you who insist on complaining about extended DT's and such...I have hacked into CCP's mainframe and found the equation they base their DT estimates off of. See below:

DTP = 1 + z + z3/3 + z5-5 + (dT/dx = -sin(x) + cos(x) i) - (e i = -1)

Carry the 2...

sqrt(a2+b2)[a/sqrt(a2+b2) + bi/sqrt(a2+b2)] = STFU

Where STFU = When extended DT for patch is announced, train a week long skill in the queue or STFU about it because this happens every time.

Laura Naari
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:24:00 - [875]
 

row row row your boat

gently down the stream....

McBane
Gallente
AFK Initiative
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:24:00 - [876]
 

Just wondering... why isn't the update availble to download while they are doing all this - or are they still coding it now?!?

Ivanna Nuke
Gallente
Holders Of The Cowbell
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:25:00 - [877]
 

Originally by: Ghostorgheist
Hm - was this the kid that messed w/EveQuestion
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-13859868


According to Lulz on Twitter, he is an unimportant member of Lulz and not core to their operations, how true that is I have no idea.


Young Surian
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:25:00 - [878]
 

For all those wrestling with time and timezones, here yah go:
Help for you 'tards not being able to calculate your timezone differences.

Morgan Katarn
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:25:00 - [879]
 

merrily merrily gently down the stream

DoPlanet
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:27:00 - [880]
 

who much downtime will there be after incarna will be online ? Twisted Evil

Aaron Kyoto
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:27:00 - [881]
 

Originally by: Brek'Diel Prophet
Edited by: Brek''Diel Prophet on 21/06/2011 18:20:21
I would love to have a corpse closet. most epic idea ever. forget a knife for removal, take it to a room in the back with a medical table and a cart with surgery tools. give it a Fallout3 workbench look though.


+1

Zoofelynn
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:27:00 - [882]
 

Originally by: Opt1mu5Pr1m3
Edited by: Opt1mu5Pr1m3 on 21/06/2011 19:06:15
Originally by: Nilt
Originally by: Lee Anderson
hmm i see your probs trolling care to show us the speed you got? click here and then copy and past reply with your speed, i think your lieing

Here's mine. --> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1351508597.png


Mine only took 6 or 7 minutes. It's good have decent internet.


Yep, it is

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Do I win?

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Brek'Diel Prophet
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:28:00 - [883]
 

Originally by: Chocolate Raine
Please keep it civil and refrain from discriminatory remarks. Spitfire




Funny thing is you just proved who the dumbest people in the world are. because as you know EST is the east coast of america. just because some 12yr old doesnt know how to convert time sure doesnt give morons like you reason to start throwing insults at anyone, but yourself.

Young Surian
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:28:00 - [884]
 

Originally by: Laura Naari
row row row your boat

gently down the stream....

Originally by: Morgan Katarn
merrily merrily gently down the stream


Surian fires his autocanons and sinks the boat

CARB0N FIBER
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:28:00 - [885]
 

Originally by: Ragnar Urich
I love reading the forums during patch day. You whinging feckwits need to leave EVE and play something that allows for the diminished attention span you apparently have. Maybe Snap or tiddlywinks. I would like to come to your supermarket where you stack shelves and moan that the cans of beans aren't straight.

reiterating other adults on the forums. Do something else or enjoy other people showing how immature they can be by venting their pre-pubescent selves in public.



Dude you are not going to find love giving slurpees in a public restroom.

Random27
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:28:00 - [886]
 

Originally by: McBane
Just wondering... why isn't the update availble to download while they are doing all this - or are they still coding it now?!?


Excuse me while I extract my palm from my face, where it inexplicably appears to have become lodged.

http://cdn1.eveonline.com/evepremiumpatch267203-271273_m.exe

charlie Anstian
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:30:00 - [887]
 

Originally by: Chocolate Raine
Please keep it civil and refrain from discriminatory remarks. Spitfire



so funny


let me help and click the link==>>>http://tinyurl.com/3odu9qo

Krynn Darkhold
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:31:00 - [888]
 

FYI, EST is east coast to midwest US and Canada.

12 day trainer ftw

Aiko Kusoni
Caldari
8 Bits of Awesome
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:31:00 - [889]
 

Eve not up yet? *sells soul to minecraft gods*

Setth Winter
Corp 54
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:31:00 - [890]
 

The general excitement this patch was supposed to generate is left a bit numb when Incarna was supposed to be "walking-in-stations", not "walking in a room"; a slum at that, as the minmatar CQ is the only CQ being released on the launch patch. This fact makes me a bit skeptical that CCP's promises will be fully realized by the time Incarna has played out it's cycle, considering only one racial variant of the single room CQ is ready - let alone four fully rendered racial stations. Of course, they didn't cut any corners padding their pockets with the Aurum launch - something I'm sure they afforded themselves lots of time to develop plenty of wares for players to spend our plex on; I don't care about clothes right now - it is abrasive to dock in the prestine hangers of a golden Amarr station only to walk into the redlight den of flea-ridden space trash. I give the turrets and the maller upgrades a +1, but besides that I don't see much substance here. I hope we see more, soon.

I will give CCP credit regarding the sisi tests, as CQ was running pretty terrible up until recently - whatever changes they made to performance did nicely and I hope continued performance improvements are still down the pipe. This is a win.

Tiberious Kel'Doran
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:32:00 - [891]
 

Originally by: Young Surian
Originally by: Laura Naari
row row row your boat

gently down the stream....

Originally by: Morgan Katarn
merrily merrily gently down the stream


Surian fires his autocanons and sinks the boat


lol lol lol these posts
appearing on the forum....

Young Surian
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:32:00 - [892]
 

Originally by: Random27
Originally by: McBane
Just wondering... why isn't the update availble to download while they are doing all this - or are they still coding it now?!?


Excuse me while I extract my palm from my face, where it inexplicably appears to have become lodged.

http://cdn1.eveonline.com/evepremiumpatch267203-271273_m.exe


Right, so here's my next (undoubtedly just as stupid) question, do you have a link for the full offline download?
Don't hurt your palm with your face please.

Rigamrts
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:32:00 - [893]
 

i'm just chillin out watch people freak they can't get their eve fix

BamBam's
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:33:00 - [894]
 

why is there no one ever spamming forum ?^

Dako Semi
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:33:00 - [895]
 

Edited by: Dako Semi on 21/06/2011 19:34:00
Originally by: Zoofelynn
Originally by: Opt1mu5Pr1m3
Edited by: Opt1mu5Pr1m3 on 21/06/2011 19:06:15
Originally by: Nilt
Originally by: Lee Anderson
hmm i see your probs trolling care to show us the speed you got? click here and then copy and past reply with your speed, i think your lieing

Here's mine. --> http://www.speedtest.net/result/1351508597.png


Mine only took 6 or 7 minutes. It's good have decent internet.


Yep, it is

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.


Do I win?

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.


No i win
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Morgan Katarn
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:33:00 - [896]
 

Merrily merrily boat dodges Autocannons fire keeps going down the stream anyway........

Gabriel Grimoire
Amarr
Ascendent.
Gentlemen's Agreement
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:34:00 - [897]
 

Originally by: Setth Winter
The general excitement this patch was supposed to generate is left a bit numb when Incarna was supposed to be "walking-in-stations", not "walking in a room"; a slum at that, as the minmatar CQ is the only CQ being released on the launch patch. This fact makes me a bit skeptical that CCP's promises will be fully realized by the time Incarna has played out it's cycle, considering only one racial variant of the single room CQ is ready - let alone four fully rendered racial stations. Of course, they didn't cut any corners padding their pockets with the Aurum launch - something I'm sure they afforded themselves lots of time to develop plenty of wares for players to spend our plex on; I don't care about clothes right now - it is abrasive to dock in the prestine hangers of a golden Amarr station only to walk into the redlight den of flea-ridden space trash. I give the turrets and the maller upgrades a +1, but besides that I don't see much substance here. I hope we see more, soon.

I will give CCP credit regarding the sisi tests, as CQ was running pretty terrible up until recently - whatever changes they made to performance did nicely and I hope continued performance improvements are still down the pipe. This is a win.


Hell, I like you. You can come over and f*ck my sister. +1

Kerr avonn
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:34:00 - [898]
 

Originally by: Chocolate Raine
Please keep it civil and refrain from discriminatory remarks. Spitfire


QFT

Newton Gwyn
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:34:00 - [899]
 

Excuse me while I extract my palm from my face, where it inexplicably appears to have become lodged.

Will Incarna allow you to facepalm in a station?

Young Surian
Posted - 2011.06.21 19:35:00 - [900]
 

Originally by: Morgan Katarn
Merrily merrily boat dodges Autocannons fire keeps going down the stream anyway........


Surian merrily carpet bombs the entire region with the boat as center point, dropping three nukes for good measure and evaporates the boat


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