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Salomei
Posted - 2011.06.20 21:32:00 - [1]
 

I was reading in my latest edition of Neurotic Homeopath Weekly that I have been risking severe clone degradation by not flushing my pod at every opportunity. After seeking a number of alternative opinions, I was eventually able to find a man claiming to be a physician who confirmed that this was indeed the case and that he himself had once been a clone pilot and that failure to flush his pod with extreme frequency led to his inability to interface with his ships and even caused his skin to heal over the contact points along his spine. It's true! They were no longer visible at all!

I have therefore committed to, starting tomorrow, flush my pod and exit my ship every single time I dock no matter what business I have at the station in which I find myself. It's the least I can do given the chilling testimony of my foul-smelling, alley-dwelling doctor friend. I urge you all to do the same. Your lives may depend on it!

Acerba Agikor
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.20 21:37:00 - [2]
 

There's an ass for every seat.

Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2011.06.20 21:52:00 - [3]
 

"Neurotic Homeopath Weekly"

Is this what the medical profession is considering journalism these days?

Don't beleive anything you read in that ridiculous "journal", sensationalist bull****.

Ische Qou
Amarr
Ische Shipbuilding Corporation
Posted - 2011.06.20 22:01:00 - [4]
 

I used specially processed minmatar child slaves to enrich and augment my pod goo. It supposedly makes my skin softer and nicer than those pilots who don't use this tech.

Since I started using my surplus slaves for this purpose I've been feeling much cleaner and healthier.

Salomei
Posted - 2011.06.20 22:24:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: Salomei on 20/06/2011 22:30:44
Originally by: Aiwha
"Neurotic Homeopath Weekly"

Is this what the medical profession is considering journalism these days?

Don't beleive anything you read in that ridiculous "journal", sensationalist bull****.

Well, it's not the real name of the holo. My old boyfriend used to call it that and I thought it sounded funny. I just started calling it that, too. I would have asked him about the pod flushing thing, but he was podded a while back in a bad clone and decided not to redo all his science training. I think he's a pirate now or something.

The holo said it had a bunch of studies confirming the claims, so I figured it was legit. I must have got a glitchy copy, though. The links on the references didn't go anywhere.

I'll just try leaving my pod a lot anyway, at least for a while. You know, see if I feel any different.

Originally by: Ische Qou
I used specially processed minmatar child slaves to enrich and augment my pod goo. It supposedly makes my skin softer and nicer than those pilots who don't use this tech.
My Sebiestor roommate had fantastic skin! I wonder if it's a naturally Minmatar thing. Do you know of any fair trade sources of that stuff? I've been trying to respect the rights of poor farmers more. It's horrible the conditions some of them live in!

Anabella Rella
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
Posted - 2011.06.21 04:04:00 - [6]
 

This seems like a stealthily disguised complaint against something...can't quite put my finger on it, though.

Oh well, I'm sure it's all quite legit. Wink




 

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