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Soddington Smythe
Posted - 2011.06.20 11:59:00 - [181]
 

I have wanted to get out of the pod and walk around for all of the three years I`ve been crammed into an egg full of space goop.
So frankly even if its buggy as all hell I say cry havoc and let slip the dogs of glitch.

But I'm also a realist,so I've lined up 20 days of skill training,bought The 'IT Crowd' Box set and will alternate between laughing at quality British comedy and what I hope will be some equally high quality international rage posting.And to all those who will without a shred of doubt feel an unquenchable need to snap off the inevitable spite filled rage quit post,may I be the first to extend a heart felt and genuine
'can I haz your stuffz?'

Very Happy




Morgan Polaris
Posted - 2011.06.20 12:03:00 - [182]
 

Guys, come on. Let this one cook for a while.

We're looking at a DT of the better part of a day. CQ is just part of the (promised) Incarna experience, and even that isn't more than a fourth of the promised feature.

Turrets and missile launchers; okay, they're different tech. But looking at the whole picture here, you should finish this one now.

I know there's a lot of perceptual bias going on, but these things don't help when your perceived motto is, above anything else, 'release a tech-demo and make it a product later'.

My advice here would be to move this one up by a month or two. As opposed to releasing yet another semi-finished piece of roadkill.

In other news; warping just became duller than ever. On top of seriously toned down sounds (Apocrypha) and a broken sound engine (so half the time you don't hear anything anyway) there's now nothing. No tunnel, no motion blur, nothing (seriously, what's your shader guy doing all day?).

Reilly Duvolle
Posted - 2011.06.20 12:22:00 - [183]
 

Originally by: Cedric deBouilard
Edited by: Cedric deBouilard on 20/06/2011 11:56:06
Less than 10 hours left until Incarna and patch notes are not published yet. There's still no official word regarding "exactly" what will be included in Incarna 1.0:

Are we getting only the minmatar CQ initially, if yes, when should we expect the rest? What is the roadplan for incarna etc..

It would be nice to keep us informed, really. We love you when you throw us a bone so we can chew while you're doing your dev stuff.


Pretty much this. My personal guess is that Incarna 1.0 isnt really ready to ship (the sisi build has only the minmatar quarters still), but forgetting what they promised players just 6 months ago, CCP are going ahead anyway. Oh well. Looking forwrad to a month of daily patches and hotfixes. NOT.

Koraeth
Amarr
Paxton Industries
Gentlemen's Agreement
Posted - 2011.06.20 12:24:00 - [184]
 

/tinfoil hat on

The reason they haven't released patch notes yet is they are changing something drastic they know players will hate, and don't want to give us time to plan / scheme / stockpile early.

Not sure what that change is (moon nerf, supercarrier nerf, etc)

Kor

/tinfoil hat off

JC Anderson
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2011.06.20 12:28:00 - [185]
 

Edited by: JC Anderson on 20/06/2011 12:28:52
In another thread, they said the patch notes were going on six pages and counting.. And that was before. The final release might be MUCH longer... So if they really do end up being as long as they have claimed, then I can understand why its taking so long.

Smagd
Encina Technologies
Namtz' aar K'in
Posted - 2011.06.20 12:55:00 - [186]
 

Originally by: JC Anderson
Edited by: JC Anderson on 20/06/2011 12:28:52
In another thread, they said the patch notes were going on six pages and counting.. And that was before. The final release might be MUCH longer... So if they really do end up being as long as they have claimed, then I can understand why its taking so long.


They're also probably still uploading the patch file :fear: 5.8 GB right?

So how's it gonna be?

Fictional timeline:

05:00 Server being taken down
11:28 First forum threads (on other forums) "Why EVE down?"
16:00 Forums back online, accidentally the new version
16:02 First forum bug discovered
16:05 Forum going down again
17:30 Old forum back up
18:58 Patch notes published
18:59 "All is going according to plan"
19:00 4 Players logged in
19:30 Unexpected surge in EVE China new accounts
20:00 10 Players logged in
20:30 Patch available for download for Windows
20:48 Download server runs out of connections
21:00 EVE Server down
21:20 First Torrent available, seeders celebrated as heros
21:40 Torrent is detected to be poisoned with a key logger
22:00 "We have discovered a problem. Server back by 23:00"
23:00 New patch available for download, incompatible with previous patch. "Please download full client. We are sorry."
00:00 10 Players logged in
00:50 New patch for Windows for both old client versions available
01:10 Chribba provides working patch downloads
01:20 Chribba posts scan of Invoice for $99 by CCP
02:40 Chribba posts "Cease and Desist", shuts down eve-files
03:00 "EVE will be back online before 06:00 UTC"
07:00 EVE China down due to massive registrations
07:34 EVE back up
07:38 Game-breaking bug discovered
07:42 Forum Threadnought "The petitions aren't read"
08:03 Forum Threadnought now has link to bug report in 5 week old Test Forum thread
08:15 EVE Down "Emergency reboot due to an exploit"
08:30 Mac patch available for download
08:40 New record new accounts at Battlestar Galactica Online
09:00 4 Players logged in
09:40 "EVE will be back online after today's regular downtime"
09:43 Forum war White Knights vs. Bitter Vets goes nuclear
10:50 Server up, accepts connections
11:00 Regular downtime begins
11:30 "EVE will now accept connections"
11:43 LulzSec DDoSes EVE
13:00 LulzSec discoveres EVE China, promptly DDoSes it
14:00 New record new accounts StarWars Galaxies
16:30 3 Players online
16:40 Standard server online
17:00 Dev accidentally posts "We beat the estimated patch downtime by 2 hours"

Very Happy

JC Anderson
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2011.06.20 13:01:00 - [187]
 

lol

raker
Posted - 2011.06.20 13:37:00 - [188]
 

Edited by: raker on 20/06/2011 13:37:33

Hi

Ive been playing this game for eight years, (off and on)

I feel we should wait and see what Incarna brings, I reside in wormhole space so it will have a limited effect for me

Yes, thier will be bugs and yes CCP WILL overrun on the DT for the patch release

But all online games should evolve, they have too or it will get stale and ppl will stop playing

For me , Ive no interest in CQ, but im sure thier are many who are looking forward to this patch and i suspect that many chars will relog into eve to check it out

So, lets see what it brings

Oh, and Ive a fridge full of beer and popcorn ready for all the whining tommorow Laughing

taque
Posted - 2011.06.20 13:47:00 - [189]
 

i iz very very unhappy and dissapointed,

i send you, CCP, a nice note of how you would schedule your updates and patches when im at holidays!!

now i am sitting ducks in my office, waiting for my favorite game to come online. do you feel my pain? of how you ruined my day?

im going to eat some worms now!




keep up the good work ccp. all the best!

Dirk Decibel
Posted - 2011.06.20 13:58:00 - [190]
 

POAST PETSJ NOOTS NAO!1!1!! Evil or Very Mad


I love patch notes for some strange reason. Laughing

YorikR32
Gallente
The Leather Knights
Sev3rance
Posted - 2011.06.20 14:10:00 - [191]
 

Originally by: Dirk Decibel
POAST PETSJ NOOTS NAO!1!1!! Evil or Very Mad


I love patch notes for some strange reason. Laughing


+1

This...

Also, I am keen to know if I will "have" to go and actually create my characters again. I am not keen on doing that.. TO the point tha ti am training long skills to avoid it if I can..

Insidious
0utbreak
Posted - 2011.06.20 14:11:00 - [192]
 

i want 2004 back

Kmelx
Posted - 2011.06.20 14:13:00 - [193]
 

It really is superb that they haven't managed to get the patch notes together less than 24 hours before the patch is due - seriously CCP your releasing a patch when you've yet to fully document what it actually does?

Your filling me with confidence already.




Talin Ransara
Posted - 2011.06.20 14:22:00 - [194]
 

Edited by: Talin Ransara on 20/06/2011 14:22:46
Let me just set this straight. I love the Incarna feature, its smooth as the station Dock and fantastically epic. Especially with the new Turrets. I want the Incarna features, I have sense I first booted up EVE back in 2003. However what I'm having a problem with is that CCP is forcing even the BASE feature out the door without all of it's parts.

We are only getting ONE of the FOUR faction CQ's, and for me someone who is a Gallente Pilot/Gallente purist, who despises Minmatar Ships, stations and whatever space junk they pass for space worthy. This is a hit in the Face.

I love the feature, but what I'm asking for is that they release all of the CQ's at once. Partly because I don't have faith in CCP that they will go back and fix exclusion in a timely fashion. The DEV's can make all the promises they want in saying "As soon as possible." but we all know they are notorious for letting things WAIT to long.

An to be honest, as big of a feature as it is, its also remarkable small. It doesn't effect much of the Core game play of EVE, so they could wait a few weeks, and then put it out on TQ and have a much happier player base.

To Paraphrase. I love Captain's Quarters. I want it badly. However I'm not willing to sacrifice Racial specific CQ's for the sake of a release date.

ChromeStriker
Posted - 2011.06.20 14:33:00 - [195]
 

<- wants patch notes. getting worried now Sad

JC Anderson
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2011.06.20 14:37:00 - [196]
 

<--Will work for patch notes

lisaaa
Posted - 2011.06.20 14:57:00 - [197]
 

what happens at the end of the counter from the eveonline.com/incarna website ? As it doesn't correspond with the downtime so it isn't the patch.

A trailer perhaps ?? :D:D

Constantine Kusoni
Posted - 2011.06.20 15:17:00 - [198]
 

Originally by: lisaaa
what happens at the end of the counter from the eveonline.com/incarna website ? As it doesn't correspond with the downtime so it isn't the patch.

A trailer perhaps ?? :D:D


A trailer would be nice.. IMO Eve trailers have always been more or less awesome :)

JC Anderson
Caldari
Noir.
Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2011.06.20 15:26:00 - [199]
 

Originally by: Constantine Kusoni
Originally by: lisaaa
what happens at the end of the counter from the eveonline.com/incarna website ? As it doesn't correspond with the downtime so it isn't the patch.

A trailer perhaps ?? :D:D


A trailer would be nice.. IMO Eve trailers have always been more or less awesome :)


Even in cases where I don't like the patch that the trailers are for, I still enjoy the trailers themselves.

BBJ Shepard
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.06.20 15:54:00 - [200]
 

hi

KamikazeBrAzIl
Vera Cruz Alliance
Posted - 2011.06.20 15:54:00 - [201]
 

Patch notes:

- New Maller Hull
- Minmatar Capitain Quarter
- Aurum store
- Need for speed stuff
- war on lag stuff

easy

Lemming Alpha1dash1
Lemmings Online
Posted - 2011.06.20 15:57:00 - [202]
 

If CCP wont do fps in Incarna maybe this is a nice idea:

Terrorist minigame for WiS in late August would be nice feature

Plant a bomb near DJ LMP quarters and walk away from the explosion ugh




btw: at least 6 pages of patch notes hope DT last long enough to go through it

Kaji Xeg
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.06.20 16:25:00 - [203]
 

Everyone lock in a level V skill. Calling it that patch notes won't be released until 6:00 GMT tomorrow.

clixor
Celluloid Gurus
Posted - 2011.06.20 16:36:00 - [204]
 

<- will mine for patchnotes

Ivanna Nuke
Gallente
Holders Of The Cowbell
Posted - 2011.06.20 16:52:00 - [205]
 

Originally by: Smagd
Originally by: JC Anderson
Edited by: JC Anderson on 20/06/2011 12:28:52
In another thread, they said the patch notes were going on six pages and counting.. And that was before. The final release might be MUCH longer... So if they really do end up being as long as they have claimed, then I can understand why its taking so long.


They're also probably still uploading the patch file :fear: 5.8 GB right?

So how's it gonna be?

Fictional timeline:

05:00 Server being taken down
11:28 First forum threads (on other forums) "Why EVE down?"
16:00 Forums back online, accidentally the new version
16:02 First forum bug discovered
16:05 Forum going down again
17:30 Old forum back up
18:58 Patch notes published
18:59 "All is going according to plan"
19:00 4 Players logged in
19:30 Unexpected surge in EVE China new accounts
20:00 10 Players logged in
20:30 Patch available for download for Windows
20:48 Download server runs out of connections
21:00 EVE Server down
21:20 First Torrent available, seeders celebrated as heros
21:40 Torrent is detected to be poisoned with a key logger
22:00 "We have discovered a problem. Server back by 23:00"
23:00 New patch available for download, incompatible with previous patch. "Please download full client. We are sorry."
00:00 10 Players logged in
00:50 New patch for Windows for both old client versions available
01:10 Chribba provides working patch downloads
01:20 Chribba posts scan of Invoice for $99 by CCP
02:40 Chribba posts "Cease and Desist", shuts down eve-files
03:00 "EVE will be back online before 06:00 UTC"
07:00 EVE China down due to massive registrations
07:34 EVE back up
07:38 Game-breaking bug discovered
07:42 Forum Threadnought "The petitions aren't read"
08:03 Forum Threadnought now has link to bug report in 5 week old Test Forum thread
08:15 EVE Down "Emergency reboot due to an exploit"
08:30 Mac patch available for download
08:40 New record new accounts at Battlestar Galactica Online
09:00 4 Players logged in
09:40 "EVE will be back online after today's regular downtime"
09:43 Forum war White Knights vs. Bitter Vets goes nuclear
10:50 Server up, accepts connections
11:00 Regular downtime begins
11:30 "EVE will now accept connections"
11:43 LulzSec DDoSes EVE
13:00 LulzSec discoveres EVE China, promptly DDoSes it
14:00 New record new accounts StarWars Galaxies
16:30 3 Players online
16:40 Standard server online
17:00 Dev accidentally posts "We beat the estimated patch downtime by 2 hours"

Very Happy



+20 internets good sir

Xan Zavier
Gallente
Forever Dead Forever Cloned
Posted - 2011.06.20 17:02:00 - [206]
 

Maybe I'm missing it, but have any of the items for the Noble Exchange Store been released yet, with AUR/PLEX pricing?

Blue Harrier
Gallente
Posted - 2011.06.20 17:23:00 - [207]
 

They have been tested on SiSi, new coats, skirts, shoes and dresses but they were all priced at 1 Aur, so no price until Wednesday (allowing for server re-starts, sudden downtime, unable to/corrupt downloads, forum rage etc).

BTW Good luck Devs, hard hats on, flame proof vests at the ready, popcorn and drinks to everyone, see you Wednesday morning if the client downloads OK off peak.

Cole Ontor
Posted - 2011.06.20 17:24:00 - [208]
 

naae walking in station isnt gonna happen its just a troll ugh

Dirk Decibel
Posted - 2011.06.20 17:27:00 - [209]
 

I'm expecting CCP to release patch notes about 24 hours after Incarna goes live. They'll just include everything that works in the patch notes and remain silent about everything that doesn't :P

Dirk Decibel
Posted - 2011.06.20 17:29:00 - [210]
 

Originally by: Smagd
Originally by: JC Anderson
Edited by: JC Anderson on 20/06/2011 12:28:52
In another thread, they said the patch notes were going on six pages and counting.. And that was before. The final release might be MUCH longer... So if they really do end up being as long as they have claimed, then I can understand why its taking so long.


They're also probably still uploading the patch file :fear: 5.8 GB right?

So how's it gonna be?

Fictional timeline:

05:00 Server being taken down
11:28 First forum threads (on other forums) "Why EVE down?"
16:00 Forums back online, accidentally the new version
16:02 First forum bug discovered
16:05 Forum going down again
17:30 Old forum back up
18:58 Patch notes published
18:59 "All is going according to plan"
19:00 4 Players logged in
19:30 Unexpected surge in EVE China new accounts
20:00 10 Players logged in
20:30 Patch available for download for Windows
20:48 Download server runs out of connections
21:00 EVE Server down
21:20 First Torrent available, seeders celebrated as heros
21:40 Torrent is detected to be poisoned with a key logger
22:00 "We have discovered a problem. Server back by 23:00"
23:00 New patch available for download, incompatible with previous patch. "Please download full client. We are sorry."
00:00 10 Players logged in
00:50 New patch for Windows for both old client versions available
01:10 Chribba provides working patch downloads
01:20 Chribba posts scan of Invoice for $99 by CCP
02:40 Chribba posts "Cease and Desist", shuts down eve-files
03:00 "EVE will be back online before 06:00 UTC"
07:00 EVE China down due to massive registrations
07:34 EVE back up
07:38 Game-breaking bug discovered
07:42 Forum Threadnought "The petitions aren't read"
08:03 Forum Threadnought now has link to bug report in 5 week old Test Forum thread
08:15 EVE Down "Emergency reboot due to an exploit"
08:30 Mac patch available for download
08:40 New record new accounts at Battlestar Galactica Online
09:00 4 Players logged in
09:40 "EVE will be back online after today's regular downtime"
09:43 Forum war White Knights vs. Bitter Vets goes nuclear
10:50 Server up, accepts connections
11:00 Regular downtime begins
11:30 "EVE will now accept connections"
11:43 LulzSec DDoSes EVE
13:00 LulzSec discoveres EVE China, promptly DDoSes it
14:00 New record new accounts StarWars Galaxies
16:30 3 Players online
16:40 Standard server online
17:00 Dev accidentally posts "We beat the estimated patch downtime by 2 hours"

Very Happy
This sir, is gold! I applaud you!


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