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NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
Peregrine Nation
Posted - 2011.06.16 11:08:00 - [1]
 

Recruiting is one of the worst jobs in EVE,but things like this makes it worth it.

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Channel ID:
Channel Name: Private Chat (New Pilot)
Listener: Corp Officer
Session started: 2006.10.17 05:59:00
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Corp Officer > hello:)
New Pilot > YO GIVE ME SOME ADENA
Corp Officer > and how can i do that?
New Pilot > GIVE ME SOME MONEY I MEAN
Corp Officer > and what would i get?
New Pilot > YO YOU THERE? HOOK ME UP, ILL JOIN YOUR ****
Corp Officer > hmmso you want to join a corp you think is ****?
New Pilot > IF YOU PAY ME, YA
Corp Officer > ok..so why should i want to pay a 1 day old player with no skills to join us when i can easely get a well skilled player to join for free?
New Pilot > WTF, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SKILL I HAVE. IM LIKE THE JESUS OF PVP
New Pilot > GO ASK ABOUT MONROE ON L2BLAH.COM THE JESUS OF PVP
New Pilot > THEY WILL TELL YOU
Corp Officer > monroe?
New Pilot > YA *****, SOME JEW TOOK MONROE HERE, SO I CANT GET THE NAME HERE
Corp Officer > ahh so there is another player who have taken the name YOU wanted,and now you claim that you have a lot of sp just because you wanted his name?
New Pilot > WHAT?
Corp Officer > im sorry but you might want to explain how a 1 day old character can have lots of skill points just because some guy is named monroe
New Pilot > ARE YOU ******ED?
Corp Officer > mayby..are you?
New Pilot > WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Corp Officer > i would like to know the same thing
New Pilot > YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?
New Pilot > YOUR A ****EN MORON
New Pilot > TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER NOW
Corp Officer > i would like more to know what YOU are talking about:)
New Pilot > IM TALKING ABOUT OWNING
Corp Officer > about owning
New Pilot > **** YA SON
Corp Officer > ok
Corp Officer > so is there any point in this conversation?
New Pilot > ANYWAY *****, GIVE ME SOME LOOT, I NEED TO GET A NEW BOW OR SOMETHING
Corp Officer > what would use a bow for?
Corp Officer > you could have an accident and shoot your self in your foot with an arrow or something
New Pilot > TO KILL SOME ****, ARE YOU STUPID
New Pilot > MAYBE FIND YOUR CLAN AND **** THEM UP
New Pilot > FOR BEING RETARTED
Corp Officer > yea but how can you kill something when you are jumping around at one foot swearing because of the pain?
New Pilot > ARE YOU ****EN ROLEPLAYING? YOU STUPID ******, IM NOT TAKING MY SHIRT OFF
New Pilot > JUST GIVE ME SOME LOOT AND ILL LEAVE YOU ALONE
Corp Officer > why= i enjoy your company:)
New Pilot > YOUR PROLLY JUST SOME BROKE ASS JEW, ****EN LOSER
Corp Officer > im a miner..what do you expect?
New Pilot > I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
New Pilot > ANYWAY, IF YOU SUCK WHY YOU WANT PEOPLE TO JOIN?
New Pilot > NOONE WANTS SOMEONE WHO SUCKS AS A LEADER
Corp Officer > you are teh one who said we were ****...not me:)
New Pilot > O YA, IF YOU GIVE ME MONEY, ILL BRING 2 GIRL PLAYERS TO YOUR VENT
Corp Officer > ROFL
New Pilot > YOU KNOW THIS WILL UP THE RECRUITMENT AND MORALLE OF THE CLAN
New Pilot > YOU KNOW....
New Pilot > MAKE THE NERDS FEEL LESS LIKE LOSERS
Corp Officer > yea it seems like you need it
New Pilot > YOU KNOW YOUR VENT IS A ****EN SAUSAGE FEST
New Pilot > JUST SAY IT...
New Pilot > YOUR A BROKE ASS WHO IS TRYING TO CON PEOPLE INTO JOINING A SUCKY CLAN
Corp Officer > we dont have a vent sever so sure..
New Pilot > LOLOLOL
New Pilot > HOW DO OYU PVP
Corp Officer > and you try to join us anyay?
Corp Officer > and you try to join us anyay?
New Pilot > ILL ONLY JOIN IF OYU PAY ME
Corp CEO > HEY New Pilot >
New Pilot > SUP SON
Corp CEO > NAHMUCH
New Pilot > SO WTF YOU WANT
Corp CEO > I JUST WANNA SIT HERE AND LAUGH AT YOU
New Pilot > ARE YOU THE LEADER
Corp CEO > YEP THATS ME

1/3

NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
Peregrine Nation
Posted - 2011.06.16 11:10:00 - [2]
 

New Pilot > LISTEN... FROM WHAT I GATHERED YOUR CLAN SUCKS
New Pilot > I CAN MAKE IT BETTER. FOR A PRICE
Corp CEO > AND WHERE DID YOU GATHER THAT?
New Pilot > FROM CORP OFFICER HERE
New Pilot > JUST WHAT HE HAD TO SAY ABOUT IT
Corp CEO > OH RLY?
New Pilot > RLY
Corp CEO > SO HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN PLAYING EVE?
New Pilot > LIKE 2 HOURS
Corp CEO > WOW THATS A LONG TIME MAN
Corp CEO > WHO THE **** WOULDN'T WANT YOU IN THERE CORP?
New Pilot > DUDE... ILL BE LVL 75 IN A WEEK, IMA START BOTTING ONCE I FIGURE OUT WHERE TO GET THE BOT AT
Corp CEO > EVE DOESN'T HAVE LEVELS
New Pilot > WTF
Corp CEO > YOU'RE PLAYING THE WRONG GAME DUDE
New Pilot > I GOT BANNED FROM PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING ELSE
New Pilot > THIS IS ALL THATS LEFT
Corp CEO > THATS SUCKS MAN
Corp CEO > WHY'D YOU GET BANNED?
New Pilot > I DONT GIVE A ****, SON
New Pilot > IM A RYDER, KNOW WHAT IM SAYING
Corp CEO > NO PLEASE EXPLAIN
New Pilot > DUDE MAN... YOUI NEED TO LEARD ABOUT ME AND PVP
New Pilot > LIKE HOW MANY PEOPLE YOU KIL A DAY
New Pilot > I ALREADY KILLED LIKE 7 AND I JUST STARTED
Corp CEO > SEND ME THE KILL MAILS AND WE'LL TALK
New Pilot > WTF IS THAT
Corp CEO > YOU SEE THAT LITTLE BLINKING ENVELOPE ON THE LEFT SIDE?
New Pilot > P YA
Corp CEO > IF YOU KILLED SOMEONE THERE WILL BE A MAIL LISTING THE VICITM
New Pilot > YA
Corp CEO > COPY AND PASTE IT INTO THIS WINDOW
New Pilot > WHAT FOR
Corp CEO > CUZ OTHERWISE I THINK YOU'RE FULL OF ****
New Pilot > DUDE ILL **** YOU UP
New Pilot > WHERE YOU AT
Corp CEO > YOU CAN'T **** ME UP ******
Corp CEO > GO BACK TO LINEAGE OR WHATEVER THE **** YOU PLAY
New Pilot > HAHA GO RAGE SOME MORE
New Pilot > ****EN RAGED
Corp CEO > anyways if you need money you should be able to just kill people for it
New Pilot > YA ILL KILL YOUR CLAN
New Pilot > WHATS THE NAME OF IT AGAIN
Corp CEO > how are you gonna do that?
New Pilot > ILL JUST EBAY SOME JUGGERNAT OR SOME ****
Corp CEO > hahaha
Corp CEO > cool
Corp CEO > I would like to see A JUGGERNAT
New Pilot > DONT EVER UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITY TO EBAY
Corp CEO > LOL
New Pilot > SO UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO ROLL YOUR **** YOU BETTER PAYUP
Corp CEO > there you go
New Pilot > I DIDNT GET ANYTHING
New Pilot > HOW DO I SEE IF YOU SENT ME MONEY
Corp CEO > CLICK ON THAT BIG BUTTON ON THE LEFT THAT LOOKS LIKE MONEY
New Pilot > K
New Pilot > WTF SON, YOU GAVE ME 10CENTS
New Pilot > GIVE ME LIKE 4M
Corp CEO > YEAH THATS WHAT I GIVE TO BUMS DUDE
Corp Officer > is our pathetic lifes really worth 4 mill?
Corp Officer > im flattered
New Pilot > **** YOU, YOULL THINK DIFFERENT WHEN I ROLL UP ON YOU WITH SOME MAXED OUT ****
New Pilot > IM ALREADY BIDDING 2K
New Pilot > BETTER GET READY TO GET PWNED
Corp CEO > thats ****in awesome man... best of luck with that
New Pilot > I WILL FIND YOU AND **** YOU UP
Corp CEO > do you wanna go right now?
New Pilot > I ALREADY WROTE YOUR NAME DOWN
New Pilot > NO AUCTION OVER IN 3 DAYS
New Pilot > ILL ROLL YOU THEN
Corp CEO > okay see you in three days?
Corp CEO > where are we meeting?
New Pilot > YOUR MOMS HOUSE
New Pilot > I FIGURE I **** HERE BEFORE THE FIGHT
Corp CEO > hahahaha!
New Pilot > AND AFTER FIGHT TOO
Corp CEO > you go ahead and **** "HERE" all you want
New Pilot > WHAT
New Pilot > ILL **** HERE HERE IF SHE MOVES HER ASS TO MY PLACE
New Pilot > I JUST DONT GIVE A ****
New Pilot > IM A RYDER
Corp CEO > rofl
New Pilot > YA SHE BE LAUGHING TOO,
New Pilot > THATS WHEN I SLAP HER WITH MY **** IN HER MOUTH
Corp CEO > mom jokes are funny
Corp CEO > you're funny
New Pilot > YA, YOU BE REAL LAUGHING WHEN I ONE SHOT YOUR ****
Corp CEO > I'm not into that man
Corp CEO > thats for ***s
Corp CEO > are you a ***?
New Pilot > IM TALKING ABOUT PVP
New Pilot > LVL 78 SOULTAKER, FULLY BUFFED
Corp CEO > no i think you were talking about being gay
New Pilot > WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT DAT

2/3

Graic Valente
Gallente
Valente Galactic Enterprises
Posted - 2011.06.16 11:11:00 - [3]
 

C&P -> Dattaway.

NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
Peregrine Nation
Posted - 2011.06.16 11:12:00 - [4]
 

Corp CEO > its okay man
New Pilot > ILL ****EN GO RED ON YOU
Corp CEO > anyways New Pilot > it was nice talking to you
New Pilot > **** YOU
Corp CEO > I will see you in three days
Corp CEO > at my mom's house or whatever
New Pilot > YA YOU BETTER BE THERE
New Pilot > ****EN JEW

3/3

Copine Callmeknau
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
The KWFL Republic
Posted - 2011.06.16 12:28:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: NightCrawler 85

New Pilot > WHAT THE **** ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Corp Officer > i would like to know the same thing
New Pilot > YOU WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT?
New Pilot > YOUR A ****EN MORON
New Pilot > TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER NOW

The whole thing is great, but this bit is ****in gold Laughing

Fury Poljus
Posted - 2011.06.16 12:39:00 - [6]
 

This needs to be stickyed.


Sir Oliver Midwestshire
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.16 12:43:00 - [7]
 

This is amazing, I may have to consider joining your corp just because of this.

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2011.06.16 12:48:00 - [8]
 

Second I see they are typing in all Caps they would be blocked. Neutral

Arrs Grazznic
Poena Executive Solutions
Posted - 2011.06.16 13:08:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Arrs Grazznic on 16/06/2011 13:08:24
So... when did they join your corp? Wink

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
Posted - 2011.06.16 13:34:00 - [10]
 

Couldn't help but to laugh when I read this, it's hilarious. CAPS LOCK FOR CRUISE CONTROL!



also... SHOE ON HEAD!

/c

Miss Rabblt
Posted - 2011.06.16 13:48:00 - [11]
 

thanks a lot.... =)

NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
Peregrine Nation
Posted - 2011.06.17 02:50:00 - [12]
 

The person in question never joined our corp (obviusly). The next couple of days i kept an eye out for him in the recruitment channel but no one had seen or heard anything from him :(
The character that contacted me was deleted shortly after if i remember correctly.

Im happy someone enjoyed it Very Happy

HeIIfire11
Posted - 2011.06.17 03:36:00 - [13]
 

LMAOLaughing

Constantinus Maximus
Paxian Expeditionary Force
Posted - 2011.06.17 04:27:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Constantinus Maximus on 17/06/2011 04:28:45
Seems the noob is right and the "vet" is the guy who doesn't "get it".

If he's an active PvP'er and can get a few girls on your voice server then he's dead right.
Might be a WoWtard but doesn't mean he doesn't understand more about how people are played then this "miner CEO".

I'd go as far as guessing this guy could shutdown your whole corp with 250k SP and a Rifter.

Cutter Isaacson
Minmatar
Spycotics
Posted - 2011.06.17 04:49:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Constantinus Maximus
Edited by: Constantinus Maximus on 17/06/2011 04:28:45
Seems the noob is right and the "vet" is the guy who doesn't "get it".

If he's an active PvP'er and can get a few girls on your voice server then he's dead right.
Might be a WoWtard but doesn't mean he doesn't understand more about how people are played then this "miner CEO".

I'd go as far as guessing this guy could shutdown your whole corp with 250k SP and a Rifter.


And I'm guessing 3 coloured crayons and a Dr Seuss book could shut down your entire brain. Numpty.

Mina Sulva'r
Amarr
Posted - 2011.06.17 05:21:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Constantinus Maximus
Edited by: Constantinus Maximus on 17/06/2011 04:28:45
Seems the noob is right and the "vet" is the guy who doesn't "get it".

If he's an active PvP'er and can get a few girls on your voice server then he's dead right.
Might be a WoWtard but doesn't mean he doesn't understand more about how people are played then this "miner CEO".

I'd go as far as guessing this guy could shutdown your whole corp with 250k SP and a Rifter.


Confirming, Constantinus Maximus is the New Pilot in this story.
And still pwning chats.

Sader Rykane
Amarr
The Dark Space Initiative
Revival Of The Talocan Empire
Posted - 2011.06.17 05:50:00 - [17]
 

Adena - Lineage 2 player.


Xercodo
Amarr
Xovoni Directorate
Posted - 2011.06.17 05:58:00 - [18]
 

you shoulda totally accepted him in the corp and then popped him 20 times in a row since concord wont care

Cyriel Longinus
Caldari
XERCORE
Posted - 2011.06.17 07:08:00 - [19]
 

OMG!
Will someone tell me WTF! is a Ryder and if I should be scared! Shocked

LMAO!!!!

Demure Guise
Posted - 2011.06.17 08:01:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Alara IonStorm
Second I see they are typing in all Caps they would be blocked. Neutral


Same as me. I see capslock on and they're gone forever, no matter what game I play.

Acac Sunflyier
Gallente
Posted - 2011.06.17 08:09:00 - [21]
 

Corp Officer > is our pathetic lifes really worth 4 mill?


It's supposed to say "Are our pathetic lives really worth 4 mill?"

Scott Ryder
Amarr
Ministry of War
Posted - 2011.06.17 08:19:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Cyriel Longinus
OMG!
Will someone tell me WTF! is a Ryder and if I should be scared! Shocked

LMAO!!!!


A Ryder always pays their debts


Florestan Bronstein
24th Imperial Crusade
Posted - 2011.06.17 08:19:00 - [23]
 

Edited by: Florestan Bronstein on 17/06/2011 08:20:55
Originally by: NightCrawler 85

New Pilot > WTF, DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH SKILL I HAVE. IM LIKE THE JESUS OF PVP
[...]
Corp Officer > im sorry but you might want to explain how a 1 day old character can have lots of skill points just because some guy is named monroe



because skill == SP Rolling EyesRolling EyesRolling Eyes

NightCrawler 85
Phoibe Enterprises
Peregrine Nation
Posted - 2011.06.17 08:36:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Acac Sunflyier
Corp Officer > is our pathetic lifes really worth 4 mill?


It's supposed to say "Are our pathetic lives really worth 4 mill?"


Since my language difficulties apparently bothers you i wanted to say im sorry. I know i really dont have the right to post,or talk to someone that is a native english speaker. I will do my best to ask someone who is a native english speaker to spell check and then correct my grammar before i post in the future. When that service is not avaiable i will use google transelate and hope that the norwegian grammar wont throw it off.

So im sorry again Acac Sunflyier. I do hope that some wonderful day,i will be able to speak fluently just like you Smile

Kunming
Amarr
T.H.U.G L.I.F.E
Xenon-Empire
Posted - 2011.06.17 10:47:00 - [25]
 

Ryder /ˈraɪdər/
- noun
A gold coin of Zealand [Netherlands] equal to 14 florins, about $ 5

So.. hes a 5 dolla hookaLaughing


WhatsforDiner
Posted - 2011.06.17 11:43:00 - [26]
 

Edited by: WhatsforDiner on 17/06/2011 11:50:01
Edited by: WhatsforDiner on 17/06/2011 11:43:48
Edited by: WhatsforDiner on 17/06/2011 11:43:24
Am i the only one that is being offended by all the racist comments in this post? (JEW JEW JEW)

I can understand that this is a funny conversation but it is against the EULA if i am not mistaken...

Sorry if i am raining on your parade but i cant stand N.a.z.i remarks...

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