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Vice Admiral Spreadsheet
Caldari
Posted - 2011.05.30 12:26:00 - [1]
 

Let's play a game! Think of the worst thing CCP could do right now, and post it here. Intentional or accidental.
This is a friendly game. We all know that everything here will be an exaggeration, and that CCP love each and every one of us too much to such ludicrous things.
Please, no ranting about F2P/Aurum/non-vanity items/etc. Take it somewhere else.

Here are a few examples:

CCP accidentally make all lasers loaded with scorch fire scorch bombs. Given the feedback on the forums, CCP resolve the issue by removing scorch from EVE.

Thinking EVE to be too confusing for new players, CCP change Invulnerability field IIs so that they increase shield resists by 30% each time, rather than by 30% of the remaining amount.

From all the forum whining, CCP finally decide to rebalance Gallente and Angel. Railguns are given 50% more range at the expense of 75% less damage, and projectile turrets are removed from EVE. All projectile bonuses Angel & Minmatar ships are replaced with "5% less ship velocity per level"

An incursion erupts in every single system at once, with five times the normal amount of Sansha per site and gate. Thinking it's emergent gameplay, CCP leave it the way it is.

Wa'roun
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Posted - 2011.05.30 12:30:00 - [2]
 

Erase the database.

Lidia Prince
Caldari
Posted - 2011.05.30 12:30:00 - [3]
 

Incursion in Jita. Let's end Incursion chapter with a blast!

Nnamuachs
Caldari
Kiith Paktu
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2011.05.30 12:32:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Vice Admiral Spreadsheet
An incursion erupts in every single system at once, with five times the normal amount of Sansha per site and gate. Thinking it's emergent gameplay, CCP leave it the way it is.


I'm skeptical as to how many people would find that a bad thing against how many people would think that would be totally awesome.

Soi Mala
Whacky Waving Inflatable Flailing Arm Tubemen
Posted - 2011.05.30 12:34:00 - [5]
 

Release a patch that deletes your boot.ini

Release a patch that makes every jump a crash

Sell out to the cash gods


Serpents smile
Posted - 2011.05.30 12:36:00 - [6]
 

Easy, even an open door.

Skill points for plex.


Stitcher
Caldari
Posted - 2011.05.30 13:08:00 - [7]
 

Start listening to the people who post in EVE General Discussion.

Calathea Sata
State War Academy
Posted - 2011.05.30 13:10:00 - [8]
 

database corrupt

J Kunjeh
Gallente
Posted - 2011.05.30 13:11:00 - [9]
 

Listen too much to all of the chronic uber-boobers on these forums.

Tippia
Caldari
Sunshine and Lollipops
Posted - 2011.05.30 13:13:00 - [10]
 

Shut down EVE.

Duh.

Calathea Sata
State War Academy
Posted - 2011.05.30 13:17:00 - [11]
 

Ships can't move except turning and warping.

DeBingJos
Minmatar
Goat Holdings
Posted - 2011.05.30 13:22:00 - [12]
 

Reprocessing stuff gives more materials back then you need to produce the item.

Oh wait....Embarassed

The Old Chap
Posted - 2011.05.30 13:22:00 - [13]
 

Go bust.

Ioci
Gallente
Space Mermaids
Posted - 2011.05.30 13:23:00 - [14]
 

Make us do mining missions to ge Aurum

Black Dranzer
Caldari
Posted - 2011.05.30 13:25:00 - [15]
 

Leak everybody's account info.

Lt Chonchu
International Anarchy
Posted - 2011.05.30 14:02:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Lt Chonchu on 30/05/2011 14:02:22
Hire Sony IT crew

Thelitos
Posted - 2011.05.30 14:47:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Black Dranzer
Leak everybody's account info.


Originally by: Lt Chonchu
Edited by: Lt Chonchu on 30/05/2011 14:02:22
Hire Sony IT crew


LOL
LOL
LOL

VCBee 2fast2furious
Aliastra
Posted - 2011.05.30 15:14:00 - [18]
 

Buff supercarriers

Abrazzar
Posted - 2011.05.30 15:17:00 - [19]
 

go on like this

Amitious Turkey
Gallente
TarNec
Posted - 2011.05.30 15:30:00 - [20]
 

Poison their hamster.

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2011.05.30 15:34:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Stitcher
Start listening to the people who post in EVE General Discussion.

Sidrat Flush
Caldari
Eve Industrial Corp
Posted - 2011.05.30 16:23:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Sidrat Flush on 30/05/2011 16:49:31
Boot.ini oh wait.

Can't believe I'm the first with that one! EDIT: I scrolled too fast.

Sell out to SOE or EA games.

Produce a film based on their IP using Uwe Boll as the director.

Chaos Incarnate
Faceless Logistics
Posted - 2011.05.30 16:33:00 - [23]
 

"You are unable to shoot [playername] because he is not currently flagged for PvP combat."

Zoroa Aulx-Gao
Koa Mai Hoku
Destiny Corrupted.
Posted - 2011.05.30 16:34:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Chaos Incarnate
"You are unable to shoot [playername] because he is not currently flagged for PvP combat."

Test Build
Posted - 2011.05.30 16:38:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Soi Mala
Release a patch that deletes your boot.ini

Release a patch that makes every jump a crash




I remember those 2

Login e-warp
crash
Login, make it to stopped try to warp away from Jita, crash
goto step 1

mmm boot.ini

Amitious Turkey
Gallente
TarNec
Posted - 2011.05.30 17:52:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Wa'roun
Erase the database.


Bitter Old Vet disagrees.

Malak Alraheem
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.05.30 18:01:00 - [27]
 

Worst thing right now, back down on the anti-bot campaign.

Zelda Wei
Caldari
New Horizon Trade Exchange
Posted - 2011.05.30 18:03:00 - [28]
 


Listen to the whines of the null-sec CSM hegemony.

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2011.05.30 18:16:00 - [29]
 

Worst thing CCP can do right now ? To do absolutely nothing.

Ghoest
Posted - 2011.05.30 18:34:00 - [30]
 

Create a fashion game for metrosexual vampires.


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