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Ve'rok
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:39:00 - [991]
 

Originally by: Gaz Widdow
Some guys are saying there Patched, and are ready to logged in.

Link please :)


http://content.eveonline.com/evepremiumpatch259851-264377_m.exe

Bonkers2000
Caldari
The Smurf's
The Smurfs Alliance
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:39:00 - [992]
 

Originally by: Joe450
i just wonder

got 9 hours left on skill... will the eve client be up and running in time?


26 days left on mine i wasn't as optimistic as you your brave!!!!!ughughugh

Araxian
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:40:00 - [993]
 

Edited by: Araxian on 31/05/2011 17:40:35
Originally by: LordElfa
Originally by: Jefferson H Clay
Originally by: LordElfa


Well, I sort of agree. I mean anyone who put's a beverage in their lap between their legs deserves everything they get. That's why they made cup holders in cars, it wasn't just for spare change.


Dude. All the skin on your meat & two veg just melted. That's way hotter than you'd expect a cup of coffee to be right?

meat & two veg. melted skin. You can stop whimpering now.



Dude, don't put your cup between your legs for two reasons, first, if it's cold, your junk get's cold and your beverage get's warm. Second, if your beverage is hot, the possibility of spillage and melted wedding tackle abounds.


But what if you junks in the mood for something warm and wet to get stuck into?

Evil Stare
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:41:00 - [994]
 

Originally by: Mara Abraham
Good day:

Since time is isk, it would be nice if CCP reimbursed us 50,000,000 isk for each hour of down time extended beyond what was originally planned.

On a separate note, as a fellow software engineer, it would be nice to know how come after years of patching Eve they are rarely on target for how long a patch will take; you would think that after years of patching their own software, it would be more of a science especially if they are testing the patches.

Thank you.



Maybe it's because the CCP crystal ball is broken? We aren't talking about 1 server maybe connected to one db server and a web front end. I love how everyone everyone who's written 5 lines of vbscript is suddenly an expert on software deployment.

And yes, I want my 6 cents for the extended down time. I figure if i throw in my 2 cents for every post, that's 3 posts payed for. Embarassed

Larance
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:41:00 - [995]
 

Alright its been 10m past deadline. Twisted Evil

markie1994
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:41:00 - [996]
 

WTF downtime now extended to 21:00 UTC -_- wtf

(jokeing =D lol)how many people was about to rage thenLaughing

LordElfa
Gallente
Golden Lyon Warriors
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:41:00 - [997]
 

Then if you stick it in McDonald's coffee you deserve to be burned.

Living Poison
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:41:00 - [998]
 

Originally by: Bonkers2000
Originally by: Joe450
i just wonder

got 9 hours left on skill... will the eve client be up and running in time?


26 days left on mine i wasn't as optimistic as you your brave!!!!!ughughugh


12 hours left on mine! Its not looking hopeful!

Vaal ven'Deelin
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:41:00 - [999]
 

Originally by: Gaz Widdow
Some guys are saying there Patched, and are ready to logged in.

Link please :)


link?

just open the client and allow it to autoupdate bro :S

Dinta Zembo
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:42:00 - [1000]
 

Originally by: Araxian
But what if you junks in the mood for something warm and wet to get stuck into?



I see. You want to f coffee?

Ve'rok
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:42:00 - [1001]
 

Edited by: Ve''rok on 31/05/2011 17:42:29
Originally by: Araxian
Edited by: Araxian on 31/05/2011 17:40:35
Originally by: LordElfa
Originally by: Jefferson H Clay
Originally by: LordElfa


Well, I sort of agree. I mean anyone who put's a beverage in their lap between their legs deserves everything they get. That's why they made cup holders in cars, it wasn't just for spare change.


Dude. All the skin on your meat & two veg just melted. That's way hotter than you'd expect a cup of coffee to be right?

meat & two veg. melted skin. You can stop whimpering now.




Dude, don't put your cup between your legs for two reasons, first, if it's cold, your junk get's cold and your beverage get's warm. Second, if your beverage is hot, the possibility of spillage and melted wedding tackle abounds.


But what if you junks in the mood for something warm and wet to get stuck into?





freshly baked apple pie mmmmm

Jo Deco
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:42:00 - [1002]
 

pffffff; 18:30 UTC : nice oneRolling Eyes

Wintrparkgrl
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:42:00 - [1003]
 

server is up for those slow ppl out there

Gooosebumps
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:42:00 - [1004]
 

Fighters V on the alt. Good long skill.
7 days on this one.
Excellent :P

For all I care they can use the whole 7 days if they want to :P

it's called Planning for Patch people :P

Doc Mexallon
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:42:00 - [1005]
 

Originally by: Jefferson H Clay

Whilst nobody can prove it either way, the general concensus is that McD's were microwaving the coffee to reheat it if it had been left standing in the pot for too long. Microwaving liquids can cause bubbles of super heated gas to form contained by the pressure. It's the reason your microwave has a turn table, it avoids this problem. But once you disturb the liquid the bubbles in the liquid all their trapped heat is released and the liquid explodes. In essence the now 100+ degree C liquid spills itself.

But yes McD's have been fined and warned several times about this. This womans case has stayed in peoples minds because of where the burns were and is often used, wrongly, as an example of the publics stupidity.

The compensation was indeed downgraded at a later hearing.


McD's aren't really alone in being silly about hot liquids. The A&W at our old local airport used to serve hot chocolate in thick insulated styrofoam cups, with a plastic cover, and a straw. Darned nasty surprise you get when you take a sip, not to mention a day or two without any sense of taste.

Ivanna Nuke
Gallente
Holders Of The Cowbell
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:43:00 - [1006]
 

Severs up.

Jed Clampett
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:43:00 - [1007]
 

ISK loss is irrelevant only if you are not playing on PLEX. While no one is losing ground compared to other EVE players, the clock does continue to tick on PLEX renewal accounts. And years ago CCP did credit time to everyone with the result hat this did not hurt PLEX players. Of course CCP eventually realized that downtime is also a cash earning time if they did not credit time back...plus of course EVE players tend to be very loyal once hooked.


Originally by: DeadEye C
Originally by: StoneRhino

Seriously. I've been playing since 1/15/2005 and you people STILL haven't learned yet that CCP's going to have extended downtimes?

God, get an F'n grip folks. CCP's come a LOOOOONG way from their previous Patch-Time Fopahs (DAYS vs an extra 2hrs).


These are the days of "instant gratification", if something is not provided when and where people want it, all hell breaks loose. It's almost as if these people have never experienced this in a real world situation....I'll just stop there on that point.

There are 2 test servers if you are biting your nails until they bleed because you don't have your EvE fix, or you missed out on a few million ISK (We all miss out on ISK, so that point is irrelevant). SP isn't even worth complaining about. If you are so thick you can't think ahead to train a long skill but still blame CCP for it....

I could really drone on for hours about the upbringing of this new generation we have, it's really quite sickening. I have a complaint as well; too many places in the world don't allow for legal beating of children, and thus we have spoiled little ****s running around like the world should revolve completely around them. (Among other things, but a good beating used to solve all problems)


aewenora
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:43:00 - [1008]
 

Originally by: LordElfa
Then if you stick it in McDonald's coffee you deserve to be burned.


third degree burns? She deserved that for trying to open the lid to add her sugar/cream?

THe assAssian
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:43:00 - [1009]
 

Originally by: Phaershalee
LOL, Downtime extended due to "patch issues"? No surprise there. Anyone who didn't set a long skill train hasn't learned yet. Hopefully they give out skill point credit for you like they've done lately when they remove a skill from the game.

Never ever going to happenSmile

markie1994
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:44:00 - [1010]
 

why people trollin servers up when blatenly its not i just looked

Living Poison
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:44:00 - [1011]
 

server now got 1 player instead of 10

looks like CCP are filtering out

Jefferson H Clay
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:44:00 - [1012]
 

Originally by: LordElfa

Dude, don't put your cup between your legs for two reasons, first, if it's cold, your junk get's cold and your beverage get's warm. Second, if your beverage is hot, the possibility of spillage and melted wedding tackle abounds.


100dC will take several seconds to do any major damage, like 3rd or 2nd degree burns. Not enough time to dry off but enough to get your trousers off right?

.5 of a second to get a 3rd degree burn is... rather quick. In some respects if she'd have held it in her hand or it'd exploded on her face the damage would of been much worse than no-skin-vajayjay.

In that container and at that tempreture even moving it from the window to the cup holder would be dangerous.

Awendia
Minmatar
The Confederation of Eves good Knights
Destiny's Call
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:45:00 - [1013]
 

Patch is ready for auto download.

Trinity Amidala
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:45:00 - [1014]
 


Kreva
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:45:00 - [1015]
 

well the server has gone from 2 devs playing it to 1 while it's not accepting connections - think one of them probably rage quit :P

Doc Mexallon
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:45:00 - [1016]
 

Edited by: Doc Mexallon on 31/05/2011 17:44:52
Originally by: LordElfa
Originally by: Jefferson H Clay
Originally by: LordElfa


Well, I sort of agree. I mean anyone who put's a beverage in their lap between their legs deserves everything they get. That's why they made cup holders in cars, it wasn't just for spare change.


Dude. All the skin on your meat & two veg just melted. That's way hotter than you'd expect a cup of coffee to be right?

meat & two veg. melted skin. You can stop whimpering now.


Dude, don't put your cup between your legs for two reasons, first, if it's cold, your junk get's cold and your beverage get's warm. Second, if your beverage is hot, the possibility of spillage and melted wedding tackle abounds.


Unless you REALLY need to go and can't stop the car for whatever reason (high speed car chase or something)... even then you should empty the cup first to avoid soling the upholstery.

Billiejo Jackson
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:45:00 - [1017]
 

ccp are going to pay for me to go to rehab for gamers

Gaz Widdow
Caldari
Red Sky Morning
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:45:00 - [1018]
 

Originally by: Ve'rok
Originally by: Gaz Widdow
Some guys are saying there Patched, and are ready to logged in.

Link please :)


http://content.eveonline.com/evepremiumpatch259851-264377_m.exe



Thanks!

Cheese Log
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:45:00 - [1019]
 


LaughingLaughing
These Clear Skies vids are better than playing EvE LaughingLaughing

Gianni Macinseed
Posted - 2011.05.31 17:45:00 - [1020]
 

Quote:
Well, maybe they should actually test their patches out before deploying them, instead of deploying them THEN "discovering" problems randomly all of the sudden. Isn't that was SISI is for in the first place? Discovering these problems, and fixing them before the patch is released? It's a little bit annoying, and very un-professional. They must have outsourced to India, or China or something.


It would have been completed an hour ahead of time if that were the case


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