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ImCoolerThanYou
Posted - 2011.05.20 19:48:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: ImCoolerThanYou on 24/05/2011 01:30:30
Today I was gathering intel on a Minmatar pilot. It was very easy to break in. However that is not the warning I bring to you today. There was an issue that seems to be deeply rooted into the Minmatar way of life. This pilot left garbage everywhere. All Minmatar seem to live in trash.

So, to you Minmatar out there, I issue this warning. If you want to save your petty little bloodlines lives, teach your children to live a cleaner lifestyle. If I catch any of my slaves leaving any of their bottles with labels around my quarters after they clean, they will march that bottle to the nearest airlock & be vented out to space with said bottle.

You have been warned. You slobs.

Versuvius Marii
Posted - 2011.05.20 21:25:00 - [2]
 

Riiiiight. And you are?

Velna Sevesto
Minmatar
Autocannons Anonymous
Posted - 2011.05.20 21:37:00 - [3]
 

You know I've gathered a lot of intel on Amarr pilots. It was very easy to break into their pods. However this isn't the warning I'm bringing to you. There is a rather fun fact that seems to be deeply rooted into the Amarr way of life.

You make very good beer holders after being exposed to space for a bit.

So to you I issue this offer. If you want to help the companies of Quafe and whatever liquor suits my fancy come to low sec some time and we'll have a lovely chat and I'll prop you up in my cargo hold with the others.

I'll make sure your nice and clean ~grins closing the com channel~

Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
Posted - 2011.05.21 01:10:00 - [4]
 

OK thats it! I'm suing the Amarrian Empire for the time of my life that I will never get back after reading this idiotic thread!


Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Posted - 2011.05.21 02:07:00 - [5]
 

Well it's funny you should say that because Amarrians always leave a lot of waste paper lying around their dwellings.

Sinti Vailatti
Khanid Provincial Vanguard
Posted - 2011.05.21 04:44:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Syn Callibri
OK thats it! I'm suing the Amarrian Empire for the time of my life that I will never get back after reading this idiotic thread!




Do your worst! I got a team of Caldari lawyers on retainer!


Machiavelli's Nemesis
Angry Mustellid
Posted - 2011.05.21 08:04:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Velna Sevesto
You make very good beer holders after being exposed to space for a bit.


When you first reel them in, sure. After a while they go a bit soggy and start to smell. I often find it necessary to feed 'em to the dogs after a day or so.

Hans Jagerblitzen
Autocannons Anonymous
Posted - 2011.05.21 10:12:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Well it's funny you should say that because Amarrians always leave a lot of waste paper lying around their dwellings.


And by waste paper I can only assume you mean the numerous copies of the propaganda they call the "Pax Amarria".



Lyn Farel
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
Posted - 2011.05.21 10:15:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Hans Jagerblitzen
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
Well it's funny you should say that because Amarrians always leave a lot of waste paper lying around their dwellings.


And by waste paper I can only assume you mean the numerous copies of the propaganda they call the "Pax Amarria".





Propaganda about peace ?

Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Mixed Metaphor
Posted - 2011.05.21 11:03:00 - [10]
 

It's become increasingly clear that the Imperial definition of peace equates to "nonexistence of competing cultures".

Kithrus
Amarr
Defensores Fidei
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2011.05.21 11:37:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
It's become increasingly clear that the Imperial definition of peace equates to "nonexistence of competing cultures".


It's coming increasingly clear that a arguement by you which spews venom in a witty format equates to solid case regardless of facts.

Its IGS posts like this both by the OP and you that rouse more hard feelings that solves nothing.

If you want to bring change to this cluster think like a surgeon removing a tumor, not a organ donor harvester for the resently dead. It you make sweeping changes riping out what you please too save what you feel to be the 'heart' of the cluster you'll save it but the body is still ruined.

Lyn Farel
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
Posted - 2011.05.21 15:38:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
It's become increasingly clear that the Imperial definition of peace equates to "nonexistence of competing cultures".


Oh ?

Maddox Yung
Posted - 2011.05.21 18:43:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: ImCoolerThanYou
Racist Propaganda


I didnt hear anything except that.

Hans Jagerblitzen
Autocannons Anonymous
Posted - 2011.05.21 18:50:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Kithrus

It's coming increasingly clear that a arguement by you which spews venom in a witty format equates to solid case regardless of facts.

Its IGS posts like this both by the OP and you that rouse more hard feelings that solves nothing.

If you want to bring change to this cluster think like a surgeon removing a tumor, not a organ donor harvester for the resently dead. It you make sweeping changes riping out what you please too save what you feel to be the 'heart' of the cluster you'll save it but the body is still ruined.


Poor grammar and spelling aside, did any of this make sense to anyone else?

Maddox Yung
Posted - 2011.05.21 18:58:00 - [15]
 

no.

Kithrus
Amarr
Defensores Fidei
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2011.05.21 19:23:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Kithrus on 21/05/2011 19:25:12
Originally by: Hans Jagerblitzen
Originally by: Kithrus

It's coming increasingly clear that a arguement by you which spews venom in a witty format equates to solid case regardless of facts.

Its IGS posts like this both by the OP and you that rouse more hard feelings that solves nothing.

If you want to bring change to this cluster think like a surgeon removing a tumor, not a organ donor harvester for the resently dead. It you make sweeping changes riping out what you please too save what you feel to be the 'heart' of the cluster you'll save it but the body is still ruined.


Poor grammar and spelling aside, did any of this make sense to anyone else?


Okay then let me say it like this:

This topic and the responce it is getting is making the problem worse not better.

Aria Jenneth
Caldari
Kumiho's Smile
Posted - 2011.05.21 19:29:00 - [17]
 

Is there any chance we can all agree not to judge a cause, any cause, by its stupidest adherents?

Any chance at all?

Maddox Yung
Posted - 2011.05.21 22:17:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Aria Jenneth
Is there any chance we can all agree not to judge a cause, any cause, by its stupidest adherents?

Any chance at all?


no.

Aria Jenneth
Caldari
Kumiho's Smile
Posted - 2011.05.22 03:33:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Maddox Yung
Originally by: Aria Jenneth
Is there any chance we can all agree not to judge a cause, any cause, by its stupidest adherents?

Any chance at all?


no.


That was a rhetorical question, pilot.

Ah, well.

ImCoolerThanYou
Posted - 2011.05.22 19:04:00 - [20]
 

The good news is that Master Kuvakei has assured me that he will look into isolating these neural defects the Minmatar breed into themselves.

The even better news is my observation about the slobs seems to have stirred up some more Amarrian/Minmatar hate.

Any Minmatar who denies this is in self denial. Just try to keep your self and your habatit clean, you will find you can not. You slobs.

Driselle
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
Posted - 2011.05.22 21:00:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Aria Jenneth
Originally by: Maddox Yung
Originally by: Aria Jenneth
Is there any chance we can all agree not to judge a cause, any cause, by its stupidest adherents?

Any chance at all?


no.


That was a rhetorical question, pilot.

Ah, well.

The problem is that the ones that are loudest are also generally the stupidest. Those who are smart tend to not say much.

I could state some specific examples but I think you can make your own determinations from that.

To the OP, until such time as you've sampled 100% of the Matari population regarding living conditions and the cleanliness thereof, try not to make sweeping generalizations.

James Syagrius
Gallente
Advent Ltd.
Posted - 2011.05.22 22:42:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Kithrus
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
It's become increasingly clear that the Imperial definition of peace equates to "nonexistence of competing cultures".


It's coming increasingly clear that a arguement by you which spews venom in a witty format equates to solid case regardless of facts.

Its IGS posts like this both by the OP and you that rouse more hard feelings that solves nothing.

If you want to bring change to this cluster think like a surgeon removing a tumor, not a organ donor harvester for the resently dead. It you make sweeping changes riping out what you please too save what you feel to be the 'heart' of the cluster you'll save it but the body is still ruined.


Is it just me or has there been a spike in “Imperial Relativism” lately.

“Oh yes will the Empire is a slave based civilization but that doesn’t mean we are all bad for supporting it. See I am much less bad than, well that guy over there.”

Please Mr. Kithrus, you live it so own it. ~snickers~ own it.. no pun intended.

Niraia
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
Posted - 2011.05.22 22:56:00 - [23]
 

OP, I think I like you Smile

Kithrus
Amarr
Defensores Fidei
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
Posted - 2011.05.23 02:37:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: James Syagrius
Originally by: Kithrus
Originally by: Andreus Ixiris
It's become increasingly clear that the Imperial definition of peace equates to "nonexistence of competing cultures".


It's coming increasingly clear that a arguement by you which spews venom in a witty format equates to solid case regardless of facts.

Its IGS posts like this both by the OP and you that rouse more hard feelings that solves nothing.

If you want to bring change to this cluster think like a surgeon removing a tumor, not a organ donor harvester for the resently dead. It you make sweeping changes riping out what you please too save what you feel to be the 'heart' of the cluster you'll save it but the body is still ruined.


Is it just me or has there been a spike in “Imperial Relativism” lately.

“Oh yes will the Empire is a slave based civilization but that doesn’t mean we are all bad for supporting it. See I am much less bad than, well that guy over there.”

Please Mr. Kithrus, you live it so own it. ~snickers~ own it.. no pun intended.


*Kithrus smiles*
I can take a joke very good pun ha ha but really I'm not pretending to be 'less evil' I'm not saying I'm better then someone but let me ask you bluntly...

This back and forth 'you did this to my people''well you did this to mine' has clearly gotten nowhere so what pray do you recomend?

I'm asking bothsides to atlest be civil but if all you want is war then fine lets all have another huge cluster shattering war where it results in a deadlock because Amarr is to powerful and Matari is to resiliant.

Because clearly that works so much better as it has totally worked for the last thousand years... right?

ImCoolerThanYou
Posted - 2011.05.23 03:37:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Driselle
To the OP, until such time as you've sampled 100% of the Matari population regarding living conditions and the cleanliness thereof, try not to make sweeping generalizations.

It isn't my bloodline that will suffer from this stubbornness.

Markius TheShed
Minmatar
Murientor Tribe
Posted - 2011.05.23 06:50:00 - [26]
 

It's not trash or garbage it's spare parts, How do you think we keep our ships in space without a massive supply of metal scraps & other salvage?

And we do our bit to clean-up other peoples trash as well, Every time I kill a Amarrian invading our space and attacking field commanders I ALWAYS clean up after myself, Intact armour plates are gold dust.

Maddox Yung
Posted - 2011.05.23 09:00:00 - [27]
 

Is it me, or are Nation loyalists more annoying than they used to be?

Look im not gonna try turning you toasters because i know that youve already been brainwashed, so doing it again is a waste of time.

I simply request that if you want to be a racist, do so on the battlefield. Not here.

To put it simply so the soulless toaster can understand:

Stop *****ing, start fighting. If you want your morally deprived Nation to survive, get to work and start making bombs to throw at people.

But please for everyones sake SHUT THE **** UP. Seriously!

Raze Valadeus
Amarr
Knighthood of the Merciful Crown
Posted - 2011.05.23 10:23:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Syn Callibri
OK thats it! I'm suing the Amarrian Empire for the time of my life that I will never get back after reading this idiotic thread!




Ms. Callibri,

You and I both know that the Empire can't be held responsible for the lack of intellectual capacity in certain Amarrian citizens. It is, in fact, the reason the Empire has a hierarchical structure designed to keep these people from positions of power.

Of course, being a capsuleer poses a bit of a problem to that hierarchy, but that's another discussion for another time.

Korvan Hraldir Davanev
Posted - 2011.05.23 11:48:00 - [29]
 

Edited by: Korvan Hraldir Davanev on 23/05/2011 11:48:30
Originally by: Maddox Yung
Is it me, or are Nation loyalists more annoying than they used to be?



The toasters have probably reached the point where their posts are slightly more annoying than those of Ammarian fundamantalists. It is a fairly close call but the god squad and the drivel they spout sometimes provided good targets for mockery and abuse. Sansha's puppets produce equal quantities of hot air but with less potential for humour at their expense.

Niraia
Seekers of a Silent Paradise
Posted - 2011.05.23 13:13:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Maddox Yung
Is it me, or are Nation loyalists more annoying than they used to be?

Look im not gonna try turning you toasters because i know that youve already been brainwashed, so doing it again is a waste of time.

I simply request that if you want to be a racist, do so on the battlefield. Not here.

To put it simply so the soulless toaster can understand:

Stop *****ing, start fighting. If you want your morally deprived Nation to survive, get to work and start making bombs to throw at people.

But please for everyones sake SHUT THE **** UP. Seriously!


I'm not sure why you assume that the OP is a Nation loyalist, she's obviously too cool.

Anyway, stop posting Very Happy


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