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Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.05.21 03:28:00 - [31]
 

Originally by: Demonization
Good attempt at trying to cause friction between the NC and Goons/TEST though. Doubt it'll work, but good try.

It's actually the truth. The DRF Coalition are basically camping the NC into Tribute and killing all thier Fleets and taking all thier Tech moons. By not going after SOV they are "Not crossing the line" and therefore Mitts can kick back and stay buds with xdeath....Wink

Once the morale and infrastrcture has been broken down the DRF Coalition will just walk into Tribute without a fight...Laughing

Pretty smart plan there Mitts......and keeping all those GoonDots busy dangling the "war" carrot infront of them like this is pretty funny..Very Happy when this all blows over can you poast the chat logs where you and Xdeath planned all this...Wink
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Gumpy Nighthawk
Amarr
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2011.05.23 02:32:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot
Originally by: Demonization
Good attempt at trying to cause friction between the NC and Goons/TEST though. Doubt it'll work, but good try.

It's actually the truth. The DRF Coalition are basically camping the NC into Tribute and killing all thier Fleets and taking all thier Tech moons. By not going after SOV they are "Not crossing the line" and therefore Mitts can kick back and stay buds with xdeath....Wink

Once the morale and infrastrcture has been broken down the DRF Coalition will just walk into Tribute without a fight...Laughing

Pretty smart plan there Mitts......and keeping all those GoonDots busy dangling the "war" carrot infront of them like this is pretty funny..Very Happy when this all blows over can you poast the chat logs where you and Xdeath planned all this...Wink
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Can you please show me the way to your fantasy world?? Cool

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.05.23 16:12:00 - [33]
 


2 NC Titans Close to DIE!!!.........How delusional is it now? NC just lost 2 Titans right in the heart of Tribute and there’s not a TESTGoonDot to be seen……Neutral

Funny thing is that Raiden and White Noise are still unpacking and hanging d****s in Gem/Vale. Can’t wait to see how fast Tribute falls once they are ready to commit fully……Cool

Btw keep jumping in those Badgers stuffed with good loot and I will keep killing them on the 12-4 Jump Bridge in H-W….YARRRR!!
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Calfis
Amarr
Dirt Nap Squad
Dirt Nap Squad.
Posted - 2011.05.23 17:25:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot

3. Tattoos – Most of the guys in Waffles pride themselves on the tats they have and it’s not uncommon for fights to break out during discussion on where the PL logo should go on new recruits bodies. Rules state that the logo cannot be more than 3” tall and cannot be anywhere that clothing will cover it up in the summer. In my excitement about being accepted into Waffles I misread the detail on the size of the logo and ended up with a 3’ tall PL logo on my back with the legs wrapping around to the front and into my “area”. Despite the size of the tat, it can’t be seen fully during the summer although the Logo head does peek out if I wear wife beaters instead of regular cut T-shirts.[/yellow]



I only have one question: are you going to remove it? Shocked

Sergeant Shafto
Caldari
NibbleTek
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.05.24 12:01:00 - [35]
 

Concise and informative, thanks.

Also, too many Goons are posting seriously.

Tayllor04
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2011.05.25 00:13:00 - [36]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot

2 NC Titans Close to DIE!!!.........How delusional is it now? NC just lost 2 Titans right in the heart of Tribute and there’s not a TESTGoonDot to be seen……Neutral

Funny thing is that Raiden and White Noise are still unpacking and hanging d****s in Gem/Vale. Can’t wait to see how fast Tribute falls once they are ready to commit fully……Cool

Btw keep jumping in those Badgers stuffed with good loot and I will keep killing them on the 12-4 Jump Bridge in H-W….YARRRR!!
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i have to agree its not looking great Mad

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.05.25 16:03:00 - [37]
 


So there I was braced at the D7 gate in H-W ready to make a mad dash to P-F so I could hurl my last bomb into one of the biggest GoonDot blobs of the Northern War so far….YARRRR!!

I had all my Intel channels pumping info on all cylinders as I watched for the “go sign”….. Rumor had it that GoonDot had brought over 100 in their Alpha Fleet and NC had another 200 at the ready…… This is going to be nothing short of epic!!

Channels go flat for a while and I’m starting to get jittery……..are the NC going to stand down again!! Have they dragged GoonDOT all this way again for nothing!! Suddenly I get a convo from one of my “suppliers” in GoonDOT………he floats me a audio file of their comms conversation starring dabigredbloat where he tries to explain, to the hundreds of GoonDOT/NC pilots now hours deep in fleet, that they are not going to fight because PL has brought Intrepid Crossing…..Shocked

Instead dabigredbloat decides to have everyone jump into frigates so they can head up to Cobalt Edge (where IRC came from) and try and find some ratting carriers and such…..ugh

Why the NC agreed to let GoonDOT take over Command and Conctrol of the NC defense of the North is just stunning…..Rolling Eyes

Honestly I think that LordDragonPMS is a much better FC than dabigredbloat will ever be and the NC should take back control of the defense of the North…Twisted Evil

Btw I have now received about 20 applications to my elite bombing school and will be deciding later next week when I have had time to review……..ugh

Gossamer DT
Caldari
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.05.25 16:24:00 - [38]
 

Edited by: Gossamer DT on 25/05/2011 16:24:36
Originally by: Snot Shot

Btw I have now received about 20 applications to my elite bombing school and will be deciding later next week when I have had time to review……..ugh



opps sorry I thought I was entering a loto, I will stop sending the apps in now.

Aryndel Vyst
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.05.25 16:26:00 - [39]
 

Is your bombing school basically a instruction manual of how to post badly on eveo and to not do anything of substance on eve online, a bad game?

Capricorn 0ne
Caldari
Broski Federation
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2011.05.25 16:28:00 - [40]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot
applications to my elite bombing school


Shocked SoLaughing do you huff Idea glue every time you YARRRR!! post on Sad CAOD or just Embarassed on speicalExclamation.............Wink... occasions ugh

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.05.27 14:12:00 - [41]
 


So the massive regroup called by Yaay for this weekend is actually to evacuate assets out of the deep north down to low sec. Tech moons are falling, NC supers are dying, and Vuk has told everyone to gtfo while they still can…Shocked

NC is the Bernie Lomax of EVE at this point……..a rotting corpse propped up by a couple NC FC’s pulling on the strings to make the arms flop around while they pack up and gtfo……it was fun while the party lasted but Tech is getting low and it’s time to move on..Wink

Btw, I will be SBU’ing H-W this weekend so please convo me for access rights to the station after it falls. Btw, once I get the Tech moon that I was promised I will be looking for a few consistent buyers so hit me up in game with how much you need a week etc..Cool
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cheese monkey
Minmatar
Macabre Votum
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2011.05.27 18:48:00 - [42]
 

99% of what you've posted there is totally inaccurate... that was a totally wasted read.

1% is that you probably are looking for someone.... however im sure google can come up with plenty of dating websites if u simply lower your megan fox standards and admit that theres a reason your in the orphanage... (hint) these terrible posts.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.05.27 21:14:00 - [43]
 


How is what I am saying inaccurate when I read:

Guys we are in worst shape ever‚ thats evіdеnt to anyone with halfbrain, but its really simple - we have two choices:

1. Surrender and run like pussies
2. Give our best till the bitter end


And the fact that you are begging for Nulli to come up to save you is epic. "So here it is, we are going to the north to harass the DRF and friends, most specifically pos's (sometimes anchored on tech moons). " Really? They are going to come all the way across empire to shoot pos's for you? This will end well...........Neutral Nothing like watching a POS timer counting down knowing that as soon as you siege green the whole DRF is going to freight train your bum...Wink

Your FC's have called it quits and GoonDOT now need to decide if defending you when DRF actually do cross the line is worth it since you are dying anyways. If they don't help you then it will keep Mitts and Xdeaths bromance alive and GoonDot empire safe once Tribute falls....Neutral

I'm just sayin that if your abandoning your FC's by placing your bets on GoonDot coming to save you when DRF cross the line then your worse than I thought....Shocked
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Kalle Demos
Amarr
Helix Protocol
Posted - 2011.05.27 21:44:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot

Your FC's have called it quits and GoonDOT now need to decide if defending you when DRF actually do cross the line is worth it since you are dying anyways. If they don't help you then it will keep Mitts and Xdeaths bromance alive and GoonDot empire safe once Tribute falls....Neutral



Most NC alliances and corps have already contacted DC and asked to be part of their coalition, not that this is surprising, expect to see some changes in DC space soon, things are going to get crowded.

If DRF dont kill DC, DC will just become NC, MM + Razor will remain butt buddies still (despite most of Razor back in WoW lol), they will then return to 0.0 and attempt to kill DRF only to die again.

The good news is, Goons havent actually achieved anything in EVE without RAWR / Razor (NC) so really anyone can take them out and I mean anyone.

Then again TEST have been dying for some reason ;/ faster than R.A.G.E. did and they werent even under attack HAHAHAHA so yeh, expect another Bruce Mk II in Fountain.

Snot, you ever considered making and running an alliance? I think you would do a great job /fanboi

Tayllor04
Minmatar
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2011.05.28 11:11:00 - [45]
 

Edited by: Tayllor04 on 28/05/2011 11:11:52
i gotts agree with mr d,

an alliance that doesnt fly anyting but bombers and i would join that ****.. YARRRR!!

ill even fund some bombers Twisted Evil

EDIT*

im also a fan boi..

i'd do kalle while he's doing u !


Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.05.30 14:22:00 - [46]
 

As ADOPTs 0.0 Diplomat my time online tends to be pretty busy getting convo's from those we dec begging for us to stop... PB runs a great Alliance here and over the next few weeks, especially next week, the tears are going to be epic....YARRRR!!

For me, I'm a solo artist as far as my bombing goes but have decided to take on and mentor 1 pilot whom I will notify this week....ughStarting my own Alliance of all bomber pilots would be fun but nothing I would ever do could come close to how great Dirt Nap Squad is....Wink

The fact that GoonDot are begging DRF for a NIP is no surprise. As Kalle and many others have said before, GoonDot has never accomplished anything on thier own and have always been dragged along like a giant sack of **** by the lead Alliance or just handed regions to live in when they forget to pay the bill on the multiple regions they were given by the NC in Delve II...Rolling Eyes

Besides, Mitts could not care any less about GoonDot now that he is riding out his CMS fame and trying to get more articles written about him. To keep his pilots out of trouble with DRF he gave just enough "help" to NC before DRF crossed into Tribute so he could do a "legit" retreat saying "you did not send enough pilots"...TEST is just about the most useless Alliance in EVE at this point and resetting NC instead of heading up there was what they were told to do by Mittani...ugh

To be continued.....Shocked
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Bubba Phet
Caldari
S0utherN Comfort
Imperial 0rder
Posted - 2011.05.31 07:37:00 - [47]
 

I would like to thank snot for teaching me the importance of never activating a mwd in the presence of a bomb. Learn something new everyday

Zverofaust
Gallente
Ascetic Virtues
Posted - 2011.05.31 09:27:00 - [48]
 

A+++++++++, would read again.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.05.31 21:52:00 - [49]
 


MM/RZ/GoonDot are currently getting their asses handed to them as they run around Tribute like headless chickens. All of EVE is watching your miserable performance and wonders how anyone will ever take you seriously again…….ugh

Carry on……….dying like noobs……..YARRRR!!
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Falin Whalen
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.06.01 05:33:00 - [50]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot

All of EVE...wonders how anyone will ever take you me seriously


Fixed that for you.Twisted Evil


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