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Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.05.19 17:13:00 - [1]
 


So for the last few weeks some of you might have seen me in H-W trying to boost NC morale while fishing for kills at the 12-4 jump bridge well stocked ship pool…….note my Nyx kill….YARRRR!!

While chatting with the folks in local, and private convos, I noted are the following:

NC morale has never been lower. I mean even discussions with their top Alliance leaders show serious cracks in the what use to be an impenetrable wall of BFF spam.

NC FC’s seem convinced that throwing hundreds of ships into the NC.PL ship chipper is somehow going to break it or grind it to a halt...Neutral I thought if you kept feeding a wolves they will always come back to the same spot for more? I think this eventually attracts bears from what I remember………….ugh

NC CEO’s have been positioning “Golden Parachute” package for themselves (assets & isk) so that they will have better chances of being accepted to the new Alliances they are in discussions with such as PL, Raiden, and many of the Southern Alliances….Wink

TESTGoonDot has shown up in rifters and a few other easily ganked ships but it seems that even they have given into the fact that NC is on the verge of a complete collapse. In speaking with a few goons, it seems they are looking to the future where they can pick and chose from pilots fleeing the sinking NC ship and eventually take back a few Tech moons they lost.



Last thing:

I get many evemails from pilots that want to come bomb with me or have bombing questions they need answered……. I am proud to announce that I am going to implement my first ever “Bombing Buddy” mentoring program. Over the next week or so I will be accepting applications to the program from which I will chose only one to come out to 0.0 and join my Safari…Cool

Evemail Application should contain the following information:

1. Why you want to come out to 0.0 and hunt NC/TESTGoonDots with me.
2. What bomber you fly.
3. What exact TZ hours you fly in mostly.
4. How old you are, if your male or female, and if your single…Wink


We will be spending a lot of time online together and I warn you all know that I have a very sexy voice…..Cool

Updates on the NC implosion to follow……..end transmission..Very Happy
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Sextus Licinius
Caldari
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2011.05.19 17:21:00 - [2]
 

great reading as always Laughing

skularika
Caldari
3OO
WE FORM VOLTRON
Posted - 2011.05.19 17:31:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Sextus Licinius
great reading as always Laughing


you suck as allways Laughing

Ms Giggles
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.05.19 17:36:00 - [4]
 

Keep the post coming man, I enjoy the updates and the info.

Gumpy Nighthawk
Amarr
Roving Guns Inc.
RAZOR Alliance
Posted - 2011.05.19 17:37:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot



NC morale has never been lower. I mean even discussions with their top Alliance leaders show serious cracks in the what use to be an impenetrable wall of BFF spam.



I'm amazed, i've been reading this crap from you for quite some months/years now, but everytime you tell us that NC morale has never been as low as at that point. So with that logic I can still sleep at night knowing we haven't hit rock bottom Cool

Quote:

NC CEO’s have been positioning “Golden Parachute” package for themselves (assets & isk) so that they will have better chances of being accepted to the new Alliances they are in discussions with such as PL, Raiden, and many of the Southern Alliances….Wink



Why would they need to bring cash and assets, I thought the only thing they need was an approved botting program Very Happy

Quote:

Updates on the NC implosion to follow……..end transmission..Very Happy



Oh i've heared this before....

bR Fortuna
Caldari
Muppet Factory
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2011.05.19 18:07:00 - [6]
 

good shyt bro
lol +1

Kalle Demos
Amarr
Helix Protocol
Posted - 2011.05.19 18:19:00 - [7]
 

Something must be wrong, NC are burning and I have made a total of 2 posts on the topic, WTF?!

xsnakebytex
Amarr
The Remnant Legion.
Posted - 2011.05.19 18:26:00 - [8]
 

I don't get it, is this a troll? Orphans calling someone else terrible?

Oh and nice call on Goons only bringing Rifters, but I might make the same call if I could only see the entire world through the small straw hole your trying to see it through while hiding in my cloaky bomber 23/7.

Good poast.

Chadstick
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.05.19 19:42:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot

I get many evemails from pilots that want to come bomb with me or have bombing questions they need answered……. I am proud to announce that I am going to implement my first ever “Bombing Buddy” mentoring program. Over the next week or so I will be accepting applications to the program from which I will chose only one to come out to 0.0 and join my Safari…Cool


Application sent.

Suitonia
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.05.19 19:51:00 - [10]
 

Will you also be teaching Question ... people Neutral .... how to use excessive emoticons and ellipses Cool .... every ugh .... other sentence YARRRR!!


Stealth Dassiell
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.05.19 20:52:00 - [11]
 

I want to be Snot Shots bombing buddy *wink wink*

Imigo Montoya
Gallente
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.05.19 21:08:00 - [12]
 

Intel from Snot - always good for a laugh.

And grats on whoring on a nyx - you'll never have to worry about your k/d ratio again you l33t pee vee pee'er you.

Misanth
Amarr
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Limitless Inc.
Posted - 2011.05.19 22:11:00 - [13]
 

33/M/Swe

I'm not platina blonde anymore, but necessary arrangements can be done. Atm hanging out in Venal, dying in my Purifiers to FoF Tengu's like a pro, but hey the weather is great.

ShogunChaosMK2
Amarr
Ixion Defence Systems
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.05.19 23:20:00 - [14]
 

too long didnt read

Sverige Pahis
Caldari
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.05.19 23:25:00 - [15]
 

This WinkWinkWinkWink guy ConfusedSurprisedSurprisedSurprised sure ArrowArrowArrowArrow is ughughughughugh bitter RazzEmbarassedTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil

Kayl Breinhar
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.05.20 00:04:00 - [16]
 

That's an awful lot of words to essentially say "Sniggwaffe kicked me out because my posting history didn't count for meaningful op participation."

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.05.20 02:51:00 - [17]
 


In speaking with many NC tonight in private convos I know have the results of what is ****ing most NC members off at this point.

The most common theme that comes up is:

NC has been there for TESTGoonDot for years and when NC needs them the most they are not responding. Mitts drew a line in the sand which DRF are not stepping over but instead are reaching over and beating the NC like a 2 dollar whoah using NC.PL to do it...YARRRR!!

As NC takes this vicious beating infront of the entire EVE community, TESTGoonDot stands looking over saying, "Sorry, they have not stepped over that line yet"....Rolling Eyes


Question: When DRF finally do step over the line into Tribute, will there be anyone standing there to defend?.........or is it Mitts plan to then be able to say, "Well if you NC are not going to defend then we are not comming"......having successfully done what he said he would do......and never having had to bloddy the nose of his dear friend XDeath...Wink

To be continued.......Shocked
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Feligast
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.05.20 04:34:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Sverige Pahis
This WinkWinkWinkWink guy ConfusedSurprisedSurprisedSurprised sure ArrowArrowArrowArrow is ughughughughugh bitter RazzEmbarassedTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted EvilTwisted Evil


German Giggles ughughughughughughughYARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!YARRRR!!LaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughingLaughing

Kayl Breinhar
Gallente
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.05.20 04:53:00 - [19]
 

Hey guys, the world is totally going to end on Saturday. I've been in private contact with many anonymous parties and the general consensus is that everything is TOTALLY going to go **** up.

Also, my attempt to join a relevant power bloc failed because evidently you're supposed to be able to fly ships other than a Hound and Sniggwaffe didn't give a **** about my self-proclaimed internet spaceship celebrity status. Who knew? =/

Feligast
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.05.20 05:03:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Kalle Demos
Something must be wrong, NC are burning and I have made a total of 2 posts on the topic, WTF?!


If Kalle hasn't posted about it, it's not happening.

Imperian
Caldari
North Eastern Swat
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.05.20 10:41:00 - [21]
 

Who wants to have my stuff ?

The Ringer
Gallente
SniggWaffe
FREE KARTTOON NOW
Posted - 2011.05.20 10:50:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot


We will be spending a lot of time online together and I warn you all know that I have a very sexy voice…..Cool

.


You were in waffles almost a month and I never heard your voice once, how come we didn't get to hear your sexy voice

Quentin Roh
Minmatar
TnT Strong Hold
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2011.05.20 11:17:00 - [23]
 

Love the fan fiction.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.05.20 11:55:00 - [24]
 


Kyle, I must say getting tossed out of Waffles was certainly one of my darkest days yet in EVE. Initially the reasons were somewhat vague but when the dust settled it was clear that the following 3 reasons surrounded my abrupt departure:

1. Bomber set ups – The first thing I did upon entry to Waffles was to review all the posted bomber set ups on the PL forums. I thought my set-ups were a lot better and so I posted new Fleet fits defending my position vigorously………and in some cases I was probably too aggressive in my approach with those that fought me. Most agreed with my changes but at the end of the day the messenger always gets the ax.

2. Comms – I’m not one to stay quiet on comms if I see something I don’t like. On more than one occasion I would be calling targets and Shadoo or Tobruk would pipe up and interrupt my flow…..I can’t have that in my fleets. To say that things got heated is an understatement and I don’t regret making some people (you know who you are) cry at times and leave fleet.

3. Tattoos – Most of the guys in Waffles pride themselves on the tats they have and it’s not uncommon for fights to break out during discussion on where the PL logo should go on new recruits bodies. Rules state that the logo cannot be more than 3” tall and cannot be anywhere that clothing will cover it up in the summer. In my excitement about being accepted into Waffles I misread the detail on the size of the logo and ended up with a 3’ tall PL logo on my back with the legs wrapping around to the front and into my “area”. Despite the size of the tat, it can’t be seen fully during the summer although the Logo head does peek out if I wear wife beaters instead of regular cut T-shirts.


There you have it! If there were any other reasons for me being tossed from the ranks of Waffles then I am not aware of them. If there are any Waffles out there that would like to step forward with their version then fine, but I am sticking to my version.

Btw…….Imp, yes I will take your stuff. Just contract it to me in H-W and I will pick it up after the system falls…..Wink
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Myz Toyou
Minmatar
the Organ Grinder and Company
Posted - 2011.05.20 12:53:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Imperian
Who wants to have my stuff ?


You havent RMT`d it yet ? Shocked

Aryndel Vyst
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.05.20 13:21:00 - [26]
 

I try not to make fun of mongoloids with obvious autism so I'll let you proceed Snot Shot.

Talon Calais
Gallente
Defilers Of The Cross
Posted - 2011.05.20 17:31:00 - [27]
 

tl;dr & you're late for your Jita station camp. Laughing

Demonization
Minmatar
Enlightened Industries
Posted - 2011.05.20 20:35:00 - [28]
 

I read these threads and it's like I'm reading something from years ago before I played the game, because most of what is said isn't happening.

Good attempt at trying to cause friction between the NC and Goons/TEST though. Doubt it'll work, but good try.

Kodama Ikari
Caldari
Sursum Vestri
Illuminati.
Posted - 2011.05.20 21:31:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot
NC.PL ship chipper..



I think you're giving NCdot a bit too much credit there.

EI Digin
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.05.20 22:53:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot

So for the last few weeks some of you might have seen me in H-W trying to boost NC morale while fishing for kills at the 12-4 jump bridge well stocked ship pool…….note my Nyx kill….YARRRR!!

While chatting with the folks in local, and private convos, I noted are the following:

NC morale has never been lower. I mean even discussions with their top Alliance leaders show serious cracks in the what use to be an impenetrable wall of BFF spam.

NC FC’s seem convinced that throwing hundreds of ships into the NC.PL ship chipper is somehow going to break it or grind it to a halt...Neutral I thought if you kept feeding a wolves they will always come back to the same spot for more? I think this eventually attracts bears from what I remember………….ugh

NC CEO’s have been positioning “Golden Parachute” package for themselves (assets & isk) so that they will have better chances of being accepted to the new Alliances they are in discussions with such as PL, Raiden, and many of the Southern Alliances….Wink

TESTGoonDot has shown up in rifters and a few other easily ganked ships but it seems that even they have given into the fact that NC is on the verge of a complete collapse. In speaking with a few goons, it seems they are looking to the future where they can pick and chose from pilots fleeing the sinking NC ship and eventually take back a few Tech moons they lost.



Last thing:

I get many evemails from pilots that want to come bomb with me or have bombing questions they need answered……. I am proud to announce that I am going to implement my first ever “Bombing Buddy” mentoring program. Over the next week or so I will be accepting applications to the program from which I will chose only one to come out to 0.0 and join my Safari…Cool

Evemail Application should contain the following information:

1. Why you want to come out to 0.0 and hunt NC/TESTGoonDots with me.
2. What bomber you fly.
3. What exact TZ hours you fly in mostly.
4. How old you are, if your male or female, and if your single…Wink


We will be spending a lot of time online together and I warn you all know that I have a very sexy voice…..Cool

Updates on the NC implosion to follow……..end transmission..Very Happy
.


ok


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