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Professor Elos
Posted - 2011.06.17 18:18:00 - [61]
 

During my time as a Professor, I have researched many stuffs & things, & after years of empirical research I have come to the conclusion that members of the ASTARTES CORP have trouble hearing others due to the excessive amount of noise generated by how awesome they are.

Realizing that at a certain point awesomeness creates it's own sound waves was one of the many highlights of my career.

Professor Elos
ASTARTES CORP Professor of stuff & things

Esteban Suarez
Posted - 2011.06.17 22:16:00 - [62]
 

Originally by: Professor Elos
During my time as a Professor, I have researched many stuffs & things, & after years of empirical research I have come to the conclusion that members of the ASTARTES CORP have trouble hearing others due to the excessive amount of noise generated by how awesome they are.

Realizing that at a certain point awesomeness creates it's own sound waves was one of the many highlights of my career.

Professor Elos
ASTARTES CORP Professor of stuff & things


^Seems legit

yopparai
Posted - 2011.06.20 16:40:00 - [63]
 

To the Top!

jinius
Posted - 2011.06.21 18:19:00 - [64]
 

viva la revolucion!

yopparai
Posted - 2011.06.23 20:54:00 - [65]
 

ASTARTES CORP = YARRRR!!

yopparai
Posted - 2011.06.24 17:18:00 - [66]
 

YARRRR!!= ASTARTES CORP

Luna Q
Posted - 2011.06.24 22:25:00 - [67]
 

Time for a daily MEOW

DocHardy
Posted - 2011.06.25 04:38:00 - [68]
 

I'll give you a bump. Fun group of guys, and they know how to gate camp like no ones business.

yopparai
Posted - 2011.06.27 22:33:00 - [69]
 

Originally by: DocHardy
I'll give you a bump. Fun group of guys, and they know how to gate camp like no ones business.


Confirming that we spare no expense when camping. Typical camping trips include a beer garden, Slip & Slide obstacle course, Fire Pit, Mobile exotic dancer polls, & lots of smoke & mirrors; b*tches love smoke & mirrors.

Yopp

jinius
Posted - 2011.06.28 19:10:00 - [70]
 

I just want the paper.

yopparai
Posted - 2011.06.29 18:09:00 - [71]
 

To the top!!!!

Luna Q
Posted - 2011.06.29 22:23:00 - [72]
 

Blah, blah, blah, you could do a lot worse.

Professor Elos
Posted - 2011.06.30 20:46:00 - [73]
 

Originally by: Luna Q
Blah, blah, blah, you could do a lot worse.


As a Professor I can confirm the above statement. While you might be able to find a better corp; you will most likely find a worse corp. So join ASTARTES CORP the most best of the worst.

Professor Elos
ASTARTES CORP Professor

yopparai
Posted - 2011.07.04 07:34:00 - [74]
 

Last night was a blast killed a bomber that dropped a plex.

yopparai
Posted - 2011.07.05 16:59:00 - [75]
 

This thread belongs on the first page.

Luna Q
Posted - 2011.07.05 20:25:00 - [76]
 

Yopp made me do it.

yopparai
Posted - 2011.07.06 17:01:00 - [77]
 

ASTARTES CORP putting the pew pew back in Banana Pew Pew.

Master Kent
Gallente
Unforeseen Consequences.
THE UNTHINKABLES
Posted - 2011.07.06 17:12:00 - [78]
 

please join em they are so fun to kill Twisted Evil

yopparai
Posted - 2011.07.07 17:35:00 - [79]
 

Originally by: Master Kent
please join em they are so fun to kill Twisted Evil


Thanks for the bump, and for stopping by with your Drake fleet on Saturday the 2nd. It gave us a much needed coffee break; which gave us the stamina to epically decloak, kill & pod your prowler & rapier pilots.

Yopp

phreak42x
Posted - 2011.07.08 10:09:00 - [80]
 

I like turtles

Esteban Suarez
Posted - 2011.07.08 18:22:00 - [81]
 

Friendly bump, and also looking for some more work. Yopp hit me up if you need anyone tracked down, or just need an extra set of eyes.

Esteban Suarez
Check out my bio if you need an experienced null sec scout.

viper09
vipers bastards
Pandorum Invictus
Posted - 2011.07.10 20:17:00 - [82]
 

bump for an old corp mate

yopparai
Posted - 2011.07.11 17:05:00 - [83]
 

blah, blah, blah, bump.

yopparai
Posted - 2011.07.12 16:51:00 - [84]
 

Originally by: phreak42x
I like turtles


I also find turtles likeable.

jinius
Posted - 2011.07.12 21:20:00 - [85]
 

Originally by: yopparai
Originally by: phreak42x
I like turtles


I also find turtles likeable.



F*ck turtles

Luna Q
Posted - 2011.07.13 18:00:00 - [86]
 

ASTARTES CREW, baby baaby!!!

yopparai
Posted - 2011.07.26 18:43:00 - [87]
 

This weekend was one of the best I've had in a while, thanks guys.

Yopp

Aram Kachaturian
Posted - 2011.07.27 10:20:00 - [88]
 

I will ask my ceo to apply to join your alliance

yopparai
Posted - 2011.07.27 16:57:00 - [89]
 

Originally by: Aram Kachaturian
I will ask my ceo to apply to join your alliance


We are actually not an alliance. We have found that as a single corp with a well defined goal we can get a lot more done that a collection of corps who may have different visions of what an alliance should be.

We would be glad to interview anyone from your corp who may be interested in a change of employment.

Yopp

Luna Q
Posted - 2011.07.27 19:53:00 - [90]
 

To the top!!


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