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Shar Tegral
Posted - 2011.04.18 02:24:00 - [1]
 

Went through one of my whimsical moods late 2008 and made this parody of "One Night in Bangkok". Please enjoy.

One Night In Jita

[Shar Tegral]
Jita, mercantile setting
And the market don't know that the system is getting.
The creme de la creme of the trade world in a
race with everything but Yul Brynner

Local chat flies -- doesn't seem a minute
since the last alt contract scam posted in it,
0.01 isk change -- don't you know that when you
trade at this level there's no ordinary venue

Not Amarr -- not Oursulaert -- not Heimatar -- or --
or this place!

[Chorus]
One night in Jita and the market's in a pit
The stations are camped, undocking ain't risk free
You'll be dead in a minute if you are faction fit
And if you're lucky your pod will get free
I can feel a ganker target locking me

[Shar Tegral]
One downtime's very like another
When your head's down over your spreadsheets, brother

[Chorus]
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the screen, not looking at the fighting

[Shar Tegral]
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, lagged out, desyncing battle --

[Chorus]
Post, lie, cheat, and steal
from people too stupid to have the anti-scam feel

[Shar Tegral]
Get Pod'd! You're talking to a capitalist
Whose every move's among the purest.
I get my isks without scamming, loser

[Chorus]
One night in Jita makes a hard man humble
Not much between success and failing
One night in Jita and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your undocking
I can see a ganker flying next to me

[Shar Tegral]
Eve's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
bloody old rpg or fast paced shooter

And thank God I'm playing the game -- enjoying it --

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of game I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the score we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your fleets, your battles, your mission grinding --

[Chorus]
One night in Jita and the market's in a pit
The stations are camped, undocking ain't risk free
You'll be dead in a minute if you are faction fit
And if you're lucky your pod will get free
I can feel a ganker target locking me

One night in Jita makes a hard man humble
Not much between success and faling
One night in Jita and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your undocking
I can see a ganker flying up to me

Brock Nelson
Posted - 2011.04.18 02:29:00 - [2]
 

Quote:

Can't be too careful with your undocking
I can see a ganker flying up to me


Favorite part

Samroski
Games Inc.
Posted - 2011.04.18 10:13:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Shar Tegral

One night in Jita and the market's in a pit
The stations are camped, undocking ain't risk free
You'll be dead in a minute if you are faction fit
And if you're lucky your pod will get free
I can feel a ganker target locking me


That rings so true! Exiting Jita is always fun. More so now than in 2008.

Thanks for sharing.

CCP Spitfire


C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2011.04.18 11:46:00 - [4]
 

Moved from 'Market Discussions'.


Agrapena
Gallente
Moray Regional Enterprises
EVE Trade Consortium
Posted - 2011.04.18 13:06:00 - [5]
 

i loled.. Thanks Shar... made my day.

ITTigerClawIK
Amarr
Galactic Rangers
Galactic-Rangers
Posted - 2011.04.18 17:16:00 - [6]
 

BM'd and awesome song :-P might have to make an audio track and get someone to sing that now....

Scorpionidae
Posted - 2011.04.18 17:39:00 - [7]
 

That is truly well cool. And as above BM'ed.

Scorpionidae Very Happy

Cyniac
Gallente
Twilight Star Rangers
Posted - 2011.04.18 18:46:00 - [8]
 

Hilarious LaughingLaughing

Now the only question is...

Are you going to take the next obvious step and offer a substantial reward for the best performance of the song itself? Razz


Shar Tegral
Posted - 2011.04.18 18:57:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Cyniac
Are you going to take the next obvious step and offer a substantial reward for the best performance of the song itself? Razz
I've got in house musicians I can call upon.
(Shameless plug for my sister.)


 

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