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TonyCandthejets
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2011.04.16 02:05:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: TonyCandthejets on 16/04/2011 02:06:36
So I flew to goon space to see what the cool kids where up too.

I was chatting with them in local while they frantically tried to scan down my pod.

None of them knew what second life was.
None of them knew what w-hat was about.
None of them knew who I was even after I told them.
ALL of them thought my posts on the eve forums were serious...

so the moral of the story is the majority of goons these days are newbies that have no real history with or knowledge of the history and origins of goons in general. Rolling Eyes

After about 27 mins an interdictor scanned me down and blasted me with a warp sphere and then podded me.

Where are all the REAL goons? The ones that I chilled with back in the day.

What ever happend to massa and xen or that always angry army guy that didn't know squat about the economy? or orty! that adorable little green guy...


Hijinx N Hoodwinks
Posted - 2011.04.16 02:24:00 - [2]
 

Edited by: Hijinx N Hoodwinks on 16/04/2011 02:24:08
Why did you post this in Crime & Punishment?

It doesn't seem like a crime was committed.

Darius III
Caldari
Interstellar eXodus
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.04.16 02:42:00 - [3]
 

ITT something about something and someone.

Whats weird is, I don't even know which forum this will be moved to.... But WAY back in the day Goons were all over crime and punishment all day.

OP GL on your search for your mates

TonyCandthejets
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2011.04.16 02:48:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Darius III
ITT something about something and someone.

Whats weird is, I don't even know which forum this will be moved to.... But WAY back in the day Goons were all over crime and punishment all day.

OP GL on your search for your mates


Thanks...


Meridith Akesia
Stimulus
Posted - 2011.04.16 02:59:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: TonyCandthejets

None of them knew who I was even after I told them.


Who are you?

TonyCandthejets
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2011.04.16 13:06:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: TonyCandthejets on 16/04/2011 13:11:41
Edited by: TonyCandthejets on 16/04/2011 13:08:44
Originally by: Meridith Akesia
Originally by: TonyCandthejets

None of them knew who I was even after I told them.


Who are you?



I am Darviela Maravarona!

I am an autistic Savant with a heavy background in psychology LOOK OUT!

NotTheSmartestCookie
Posted - 2011.04.16 16:03:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: TonyCandthejets
I am Darviela Maravarona!

I am an autistic Savant with a heavy background in psychology LOOK OUT!


Still does not ring a bell. You can go back to lurking now.

Milla Jovobitch
Posted - 2011.04.16 16:59:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Hijinx N Hoodwinks
It doesn't seem like a crime was committed.

Starting this thread was the crime and TonyCandthejets is the perpetrator.

As punishment, Judge Milla decrees 10 years in "Science and Industry" forum and a life-time ban to C&P.

TonyCandthejets
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2011.04.16 17:34:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: NotTheSmartestCookie
Originally by: TonyCandthejets
I am Darviela Maravarona!

I am an autistic Savant with a heavy background in psychology LOOK OUT!


Still does not ring a bell. You can go back to lurking now.


How unfortunate for you...

I likegirls
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.04.16 22:43:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Hijinx N Hoodwinks
Edited by: Hijinx N Hoodwinks on 16/04/2011 02:24:08
Why did you post this in Crime & Punishment?

It doesn't seem like a crime was committed.


He was podded. That is a crime.

Hijinx N Hoodwinks
Posted - 2011.04.17 02:45:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: I likegirls
Originally by: Hijinx N Hoodwinks
Edited by: Hijinx N Hoodwinks on 16/04/2011 02:24:08
Why did you post this in Crime & Punishment?

It doesn't seem like a crime was committed.


He was podded. That is a crime.


Yes, he was podded, but I don't see why podding him would be a crime.

Please explain?

Judicator Saturnius
Amarr
Viziam
Posted - 2011.04.17 03:31:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Darius III
ITT more Xenuria attention whoring.


fyp

spookydonut
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.04.18 02:20:00 - [13]
 

See also http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=1497779 where this player lies about e-honourable players like myself.

Sverige Pahis
Caldari
Thunderwaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.04.18 02:59:00 - [14]
 

Oh look another xenuria attention seeking thread

NECROFIN
Caldari
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.04.18 13:16:00 - [15]
 

Goons can be mainly found from their various Jabber channels. Local "interraction" mostly happens during ops.

I saw you trying to communicate with us, but tbh you didn't say much worth responding to.. I think I might of blabbered something unintelligible out of pity.

Baaldor
Black Sail Anarchists
Yarr Collective
Posted - 2011.04.18 21:49:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Hijinx N Hoodwinks
It doesn't seem like a crime was committed.


His posting, is the crime.


Lost Greybeard
Gallente
Posted - 2011.04.19 17:38:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Meridith Akesia

Who are you?


I was gonna guess another Xenuria alt, personally. Posting style is fairly consistent.

SmilingVagrant
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.04.20 02:50:00 - [18]
 

Edited by: SmilingVagrant on 20/04/2011 02:51:09
Pssst Goons =/ Second Life. It just so happens that some goons happened to play Second Life.

http://forums.somethingawful.com (There is a frontpage?). Go. Learn. Badpost no more. (Never stop posting though)

Also V5 > W-hat

Xenuria
Gallente
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.04.20 12:21:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: SmilingVagrant
Edited by: SmilingVagrant on 20/04/2011 02:51:09
Pssst Goons =/ Second Life. It just so happens that some goons happened to play Second Life.

http://forums.somethingawful.com (There is a frontpage?). Go. Learn. Badpost no more. (Never stop posting though)

Also V5 > W-hat


Actually goons had a massive army in W-hat back in the day. There was a great war between the furry brotherhood and the goons. Giant pink phallus's would rain down from the sky! The waters of the sim would boil red and the goons would march.. To war!

Tracking Cages that immobilized the furry menace were shot out of "nerf" guns that the goons equipped all of their officers with. Anti-yiff spray or anti-yiff smoke bombs would be deployed to blind them while we captured their leaders for questioning.

My god it was beautiful!

betterdent
Project Nemesis
Posted - 2011.04.20 13:03:00 - [20]
 

I remember my first time dealing with several goons....it actually happened a few days ago.

New alliance and I were blowing up their POS, or putting it into reinforcement or something along those lines.....

We keep on seeing this broadsword come in and off of scan, NBD, we had enough battleships to alpha it.

Cool...Broadsword warps right in the middle of our gang, I start CTRL+click my butt off....

Broadsword hits about 5% shield....suddenly 45 supercaps appear.

End of story.

And no I'm not mad, I made it out.

Skippermonkey
Tactical Knightmare
Posted - 2011.04.20 14:04:00 - [21]
 


Omar Bin Ghazali
Posted - 2011.04.20 14:23:00 - [22]
 

FWIW, I was in W-Hat circa 2006 and it's clear I'm in EVE.

What do you want to talk about?

TonyCandthejets
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2011.04.20 16:42:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Omar Bin Ghazali
FWIW, I was in W-Hat circa 2006 and it's clear I'm in EVE.

What do you want to talk about?


I will message you ingame and we can catch up on things.


Dhaliparton
Posted - 2011.04.22 00:28:00 - [24]
 

get a room

Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2011.04.22 02:47:00 - [25]
 

not everyone in goons is a something awful member
not everyone that posts on something awful is a goons member
not everyone that plays eve played second life

Rolling Eyes

Virtue Maulerant
Posted - 2011.04.22 13:29:00 - [26]
 

Too bad the bee logo is gone it was full of win and honey.It seems the old goons went the same way with the fat bee.


 

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