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Keyanu
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2011.04.11 14:07:00 - [1]
 

What would you do if there was a freighter that was red to you jumped into low sec and you had a camp set up? You'd kill it wouldn't you?

I wasn't online for this particular incident but the tears produced from this is the best I've witnessed for a while.

Oh, the said freighter was apparantly blue, unbeknown to any of us. ItsmeHcK1 asked KWFL would you kill it? They replied "yes" so they jumped it in anyway so the outcome shouldn't have been a surprise.

Here's the mail that followed;

Dear Thingy,

I wrote to you but you still ain't callin'.
I left my cell, my pager and my freighter on your killboard.
I welped a freighter in february too, you must not've got 'em.
There probably was a problem at eve-kill or something.

Sometimes my killmails bug out when I post 'em, but anyway f it, what's been up man, how's your super?

My wallet's empty too, I'm about to get killed by blues.
If I get a freighter, guess what I'ma call it, I'ma name it Thingy.
I heard about your alt Folko too, I'm sorry. I had an alt suicide himself over some big ship I couldn't save.
I know you probably hear this every day, but I didn't kill your Nyx. I even tried to set it up, but Mummbi beat me.
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man, I like the stuff we did together in Hulmate, even though the enemy was whack.
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back, just to check, truly yours, your biggest fan, this is Itsme.



My tears got cold of wondering why,
I got out of bed at all...
The morning rain clouds up my window...
and I can't haul at all!
And even if I could, it would all be great,
get my killmail on your wall..
It reminds me, that it's not so fast, not so fast.



Dear Thingy,

You still ain't called or wrote, I hope you have a chance.
I ain't mad, I just think it's messed up that you're killing blues.
If you didn't want to talk to me outside your station, you didn't have to,
but you could've left my freighter alone,
that's my little hauler man, he's only 3 months old,
we waited in the blistering cold for you for about 3 minutes,
but you just shot, yo.

That's pretty crummy man, you're like his favourite idol.
He wants to be just like you man, he likes you more than I do.
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like being killed by blues.

Remember when we defended your POS?
You said if I ever needed help, you would help me back.
You see I'm just like you in a way; I never enjoyed my super either.
He used to always allude me and not be cheaper.
I can relate to what you're saying in your chat,
so when I have a crummy blue-on-blue incident, I drift away and put 'em on.
'cause I don't really got much blues, so that **** helps when I get killed.
I even got a tattoo with that killmail across the chest.
Sometimes I even welp a freighter, to see how much it takes,
it's like adrenaline, the loss is such a sudden rush for me.
See everything you kill is real, and I respect you 'cause you kill it.
My CEO's jealous 'cause I talk about you 24/7.
But he don't you like I know you Thingy, no one does.
He don't know what it was like for people like us grinding ISK.
You gotta call me man, I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever lose.
Sincerely yours, PS. we should be manlovers too.

My tears got cold of wondering why,
I got out of bed at all...
The morning rain clouds up my window...
and I can't haul at all!
And even if I could, it would all be great,
get my killmail on your wall..

It reminds me, that it's not so fast, not so fast.

Dear mr. I'm too good to hold fire on my blues.
This will be the last killmail I ever send yo' ass.
It's been 2 freighters and still no word, I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two killmails, I wrote the system on it perfect.
So this is my mail I'm sending you, I hope you read it.
I'm in a station right now, spinning ships while listening to a DJ.

Hey Thing, I drank some carebear tears, you dare me to 1v1?
You know that fight by RnK, in the mission of Raxx?
About that guy that could've saved his super from dying,

Keyanu
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2011.04.11 14:10:00 - [2]
 

but didn't, and GM's saw it all, and at his petition they found him.
That's kinda how this is, you could've kept your super from dying,
now it's too late, it's dead and you're down 15bil, drowzy.
And all I wanted was a blue status or a web,
I hope you know I ripped all of your killmails of my wall.
I love you Thingy, we could've been together.
Think about it, you ruined it now, I hope you go to sleep and you dream about it.

And when you dream, I hope you can't sleep and you scream about it.
I hope your conscience eats at you, and you can't roam without me.
See Thingy? Shut up Rixx, I'm trying to talk.

Hey Thingy, that's my CEO screaming in my corpchat.
I didn't kill his freighter, I just derped his killboard and ruined his corp,
'cause if he's CEO of a ****ty corp he'll suffer more, then he'll emorage too.

Well, gotta go, it's almost downtime now.
Oh ****, I forgot, how am I supposed to get my stuff out?!

My tears got cold of wondering why,
I got out of bed at all...
The morning rain clouds up my window...

and I can't haul at all!
And even if I could, it would all be great,
get my killmail on your wall..
It reminds me, that it's not so fast, not so fast.

Despite these upbeat lyrics, there is an issue here.
One that cannot be allowed to persist.
For any group of people to work together, there has to be a baseline of rules, and KWFL just moved those.

By just shrugging our shoulders over this, you´re telling them they can do whatever the hell they please to anyone.
Maybe I gravely misjudged everyone here, but I thought we had sort of the same values.
If not, then perhaps it´s better we split up right now, rather than prolong beating a dead horse.

As for the whole Nyx thing, here are three points for your bull**** argument:
1) You killed my freighter first.
2) We were red at the time.
3) I didn't kill it. Knowing me, I would've *****d over that so much, it would make Forgon seem like a normal PvP'er. (<3 you Forgon)

So, with all that in mind, let's make this quick.
1) There must be some form of compensation/penalty over this. No negotiation.
2) What that compensation/penalty is and how is open to discussion tbh. I would gladly accept a gift to Forgon for reimbursement of logi's and the such, for example. (or something non-isk, really, let's discuss)
3) If not, then I can simply not have you set as blue, as being blue appearantly means nothing.

However, that probably also means I'll have to leave muppets...
A damn shame, as I love it here, and I love Quam, but I just can't take a gamble on such things.

<3

Itchy


Tajidan
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2011.04.11 14:16:00 - [3]
 

what is this ****

Merrik Talorra
Northstar Cabal
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2011.04.11 14:25:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Keyanu

I wasn't online for this particular incident but the tears produced from this is the best I've witnessed for a while.


Yeah, stopped reading when I hit that part.




RasTrent
Private Nuisance
Segregati0n
Posted - 2011.04.11 14:26:00 - [5]
 

beyond tldr

FishermansFriend
Posted - 2011.04.11 14:31:00 - [6]
 

I feel like a need a shower....

ItsmeHcK1
Lucifer's Hammer
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.04.11 14:47:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: ItsmeHcK1 on 11/04/2011 14:49:17
Edited by: ItsmeHcK1 on 11/04/2011 14:47:28
Confirming I derped a freighter into a blue camp!
Also confirming I love Eminem. Very Happy

I'm not even gonna bother playing this game, tbh.
Everyone who matters to me already knows the deal.

Just leaving this here:
Quote:
[ 2011.04.10 14:16:16 ] Kasper Skov > lol its yours in stac?
[ 2011.04.10 14:16:27 ] ItsmeHcK1 > No, ItsmeHcK3 is definitely not my alt. :P
[ 2011.04.10 14:16:42 ] Kasper Skov > oh **** we got all excited
... later ...
[ 2011.04.10 14:28:55 ] ItsmeHcK1 > They killed mah freighter while blue, again. vOv
[ 2011.04.10 15:13:51 ] Kasper Skov > wait....the freighter was blue?



TL;DR as requested:
Corp joins alliance. Corp announces freighter jumping in. Friendlies shoot freighter regardless.

leboe
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.04.11 17:23:00 - [8]
 

will the new forums have a :smug: ?

Brannor McThife
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.04.11 21:44:00 - [9]
 

In the latest news of LUCRH vs EvE the score now stands at:

Itsme 2, New Alliances 0.

-G

Jared D'Uroth
Minmatar
ElitistOps
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.04.11 21:47:00 - [10]
 

stan is depressing as ****

Thingymawotzit
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2011.04.12 02:25:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Thingymawotzit on 12/04/2011 02:25:37
Confirming that the RED freighter got sploded.

Edit: No blue's were harmed in the making of these tears.

Brannor McThife
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.04.12 05:28:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Thingymawotzit

Confirming that the RED freighter got sploded.


Didn't you splode the same pilot in the same ship in the same system a month ago?

Seems you did...Splode 1

-G

Keyanu
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2011.04.12 06:32:00 - [13]
 

Confirming that Brannor McThife is Itsme?

Brannor McThife
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.04.12 06:51:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Keyanu
Confirming that Brannor McThife is Itsme?

Wrong TZ mate. And gawd, if I was I'd repeatedly pod myself without refreshing my clone.

I'm just a budding troll. :p

-G

Nestor Laurenitis
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.04.12 17:59:00 - [15]
 

Edited by: Nestor Laurenitis on 13/04/2011 00:11:59
Aside: +1 for the Em remake, IstmeHck.

Rixx,

How many alliances are you going to burn on the pyre of ItsmeHcKx?

I know you have touted him as one of your best corp members, but he alone can be credited with 90% of your failed trial in Rote and he clearly, in short order, made himself unpopular with your most recent alliance mates.

I understand that you want to like the pilot because he's highly active in space, but he's got a lot to learn about best practices and PVP and he's incapable of learning from his mistakes (How many small neut vaga's did he lose in Rote, 4 in 2 weeks? This is the second time he's lost a freighter doing foolish things with it... in the same system to the same pirates even.)

Part if being a leader is going to bat for your pilots who make your corporation better. The other part is recognizing the pilots that do not, and even more-so, those that make you worse. If you can't filter out the latter, then the latter will filter out the quality pilots you'd like to retain.

Regards,

ItsmeHcK1
Lucifer's Hammer
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.04.12 23:40:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Nestor Laurenitis
Aside: +1 for the Em remake, op.

:rant:


While you're burning me, could you at least give me credit for my work? :P
That's my song!

Nestor Laurenitis
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.04.13 00:12:00 - [17]
 

Certainly. Source credit corrected.

Zen Sins
Posted - 2011.04.13 00:33:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: ItsmeHcK1
Originally by: Nestor Laurenitis
Aside: +1 for the Em remake, op.

:rant:


While you're burning me, could you at least give me credit for my work? :P
That's my song!


What's it sung to, Love Hurts?

ItsmeHcK1
Lucifer's Hammer
Burn Away
Posted - 2011.04.13 01:27:00 - [19]
 

You heretic!
It's to Eminem's Stan, of course.

Copine Callmeknau
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
The KWFL Republic
Posted - 2011.04.18 11:16:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Copine Callmeknau on 19/04/2011 00:41:22
late to the party, but


lololol. Confirming that
1) Red freighter is red. Red freighter is gonna die.
2) He was warned in intel channel, local, and on voice comms that we would pop it
3) It was LOLZOR
4) If ya gonna have opportunistic corp jumping ***gots in your group that jump from blue, to red, to blue, to red, and then to blue again, make sure their alts have actually LEFT the last red corp.
5) This kill, associated rage, and all the delicious tears have caused this to become the most hilarious day I've had in EVE for years
6) Did I mention LOLZOR?

This was a triumph
I'm making a note here
HUGE SUCCESS
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction

Tayler Charante
Posted - 2011.04.18 16:19:00 - [21]
 

Brilliant +1

Hijinx N Hoodwinks
Posted - 2011.04.18 17:07:00 - [22]
 

You made weird al yankovic cry with your terrible parody of that terrible spoken word turd.

It doesn't even rhyme...

Dracoliche
Stiff Pickle Collection Agency
Posted - 2011.04.19 03:41:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Hijinx N Hoodwinks
You made weird al yankovic cry with your terrible parody of that terrible spoken word turd.

It doesn't even rhyme...

Every time...

Fixing. Cool

Soldarius
Caldari
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
Posted - 2011.04.20 04:37:00 - [24]
 

I splode ery time I see this crap. ugh


 

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