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Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.04.07 06:31:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Lady Spank on 07/04/2011 08:21:45
Sup C&P,

Time to shape up and quit the shiptoasting and lame threads pleasenicelythankyou. I know I am setting a great example here so please sing along with me.

It's 7:30, I haven't been to bed. Deal with it.

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Well, I did my time, I've never stopped to worry 'bout a ban
Opened up and shouted out and never tried to sing
Wondering if I'd done wrong
Will this shiptoasting last for long?

Won't you tell me
Where have all the good crimes gone?
Where have all the good crimes gone?

Well, once we had an easy ride and always felt the same
Crime was on our side and We had everything to gain
Let it be like yesterday
Please let C&P have happy days

Won't you tell me
Where have all the good crimes gone?
Where have all the good crimes gone?

C&P look back at all the things they used to do
Didn't have no money and they always took the loot
Daddy didn't have no toys
And mummy didn't need no boys

Won't you tell me
Where have all the good crimes gone?
Where have all the good crimes gone?

Well, gatecamping was such an easy game for you to play
But let's face it things are so much crapper today
Guess you need some bringing down
And get your posting back on the ground

Won't you tell me
Where have all the good crimes gone?
Where have all the good crimes gone?
Where have all the good crimes gone?

Sol'Kanar
Private Nuisance
Segregati0n
Posted - 2011.04.07 13:05:00 - [2]
 

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Nexus Kinnon
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2011.04.09 23:52:00 - [3]
 

hmm, am not namedropped in this
let me tell you sir, if these were the new forums i would not be clicking the like button on THIS POST!! no siree!

Jno Aubrey
Galactic Patrol
Posted - 2011.04.10 14:13:00 - [4]
 

I wrote this a while ago - probably needs some updating :)

(Apologies to the Original)

Do you hear the pirates whine?
Singing the song of angry boys
who have just been told by Mommy
that they must pick up their toys!
When the nanophoons run off
and all the cloaking ravens fly
"It is unfair!" they scream,
"To our uberness they must die!"

Will you join in our gate camp?
We gank two hundred shuttles a day!
Just beyond this next stargate
there is a ship - our rightful prey
But he's using the darned game mechanics to get clean away!

Do you hear the gankers whinge?
Lost in their self-important play
"Nerf the speed, the cloak, the tank!" they cry
When targets get away
When the carebear runs and hides
Or the pirate takes a fall
You will hear them cry
"CCP you must nerf them all!"

Marchocias
Posted - 2011.04.11 17:01:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: Marchocias on 11/04/2011 17:02:41
Is anyone else embarrassed on spanks behalf?

I figure at least someone ought to be, since he apparently isn't.


 

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