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ACESsiggy
Gallente
Posted - 2011.04.02 12:26:00 - [241]
 

Edited by: ACESsiggy on 03/04/2011 05:14:58






BLUE YOU MY BOY!!!!!!!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbKDY8EH6mE

Jack Paladin
StarFleet Enterprises
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.04.02 13:50:00 - [242]
 

EVE will never let you go, sooner or later you will want to come back for:

More Lag
More Scammers
More Bots
More Lag
More Broke Stuff

You will be back! Rolling Eyes

Apollo Gabriel
Mercatoris
Etherium Cartel
Posted - 2011.04.02 14:05:00 - [243]
 

I suggest Plex for good if you like this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgAYFVHwY_c

Mica Enslaver
Posted - 2011.04.02 14:07:00 - [244]
 

Edited by: Mica Enslaver on 02/04/2011 14:24:59
My wife pulled the plug from the computer because i subscribed again....
Now she won't tell me where the powercord is. I could use a good boost, since my only link to the game is trough my mobile phone.

DanMck
Amarr
Rionnag Alba
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2011.04.02 14:27:00 - [245]
 

Edited by: DanMck on 02/04/2011 14:28:11


don't sell your main the laugh will be on you when you want to come back Wink

Q also where is the best place to shag a sheep ?

A edge of a cliff, as they push back better Razz

Scorpionidae
Posted - 2011.04.02 14:37:00 - [246]
 

Edited by: Scorpionidae on 02/04/2011 14:42:16
I'm not going to waste my time with this I won't get the ISK anyways. I don't need your isk!!
/me shoows Hemmo Paskiainen away... Nooooooo wait come back the is I need it... it is my precious.

/me falls to his knees. Please I'm beging you give me the ISK. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!!

Scorpionidae Very Happy

See that was funny it must have made you atleast chuckle if not maybe my poor spelling did? Or maybe my face made you LOL.

DHB WildCat
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.04.02 14:45:00 - [247]
 

I may not be able to make you laugh on the forums, but I promise that isk and those mods will make you rolf, when you see em in my videos killing the BLOB!

WildCat

Krist Valentine
Amarr
funmachine
Posted - 2011.04.02 15:45:00 - [248]
 

Edited by: Krist Valentine on 02/04/2011 15:45:49
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doeXL64ie5c&feature=related

Lily Seven
Seven's
Posted - 2011.04.02 15:47:00 - [249]
 

Edited by: Lily Seven on 02/04/2011 15:47:16
wrong char sorry

Superfuzz
funmachine
Posted - 2011.04.02 15:49:00 - [250]
 


Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
Posted - 2011.04.02 16:52:00 - [251]
 

Assuming this was a joke.

But if not, always sad to see pilots leave. I wish you the best with what you are up to next and I'm not interested in any of the items/isk you are giving away, best of luck finding worthy winners.

/c

Litre
No.Mercy
Merciless.
Posted - 2011.04.02 17:00:00 - [252]
 

I just jumped into Rancer because autopilot said it would save a couple of jumps :D

Weynard
Caldari
Cataclysm Enterprises
Ev0ke
Posted - 2011.04.02 17:07:00 - [253]
 

Edited by: Weynard on 02/04/2011 17:10:46
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Sorry for messing your thread up btw.
Mods, if you no like, I'll include a regular link, just remove the picture :)

http://i55.tinypic.com/25t9qqe.png

Siigari Kitawa
Gallente
Perditus Peregrinus
Posted - 2011.04.02 17:15:00 - [254]
 

I ate a peanut.

Reset Password
Posted - 2011.04.02 17:36:00 - [255]
 

mittens is the sixth csm chairperson

KWyz
Posted - 2011.04.02 18:31:00 - [256]
 

My (poor) attempt .

Grot Bags
Posted - 2011.04.02 19:02:00 - [257]
 


gargars
Posted - 2011.04.02 19:04:00 - [258]
 

A little gross but made me laugh...

A guy walks into a talent agent's office and the talent agent asks "Ok so what do you do?"

The guy responds "I can fart the National Anthem!"

The talent agent - looking mildly disgusted says "Well I guess there could be some sort of market for that - go ahead and show me."

The guys jumps up, pulls down his pants, and starts crapping in little piles all over the talent agents office....

"What the hell are you doing!?" the talent agent screams...

"Well", the guy says sheepishly, "I always have to clear my throat first before I sing..."

LaughingConfusedShocked

Jing'Caste
Posted - 2011.04.02 19:13:00 - [259]
 

Edited by: Jing''Caste on 02/04/2011 19:24:13
Edited by: Jing''Caste on 02/04/2011 19:15:45
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, *BOOM*. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Some lols.

Some more lols.

Edit: Even more, I love this guy.

Edit2: You'll Love this one.

Have fun and sad to see you leave. \o/

caldar ian
Final Destination.
Posted - 2011.04.02 19:18:00 - [260]
 

I just sat down to fast, farted and followed through.Shocked

Jussi Kuula
Minmatar
Pator Tech School
Posted - 2011.04.02 19:37:00 - [261]
 

"En vastaa, suksikaa kuuseen." -Paavo Lipponen toimittajalle 2006.

Asp IV
Amarr
Posted - 2011.04.02 19:47:00 - [262]
 

An American, a Finn and a Swede are in the sauna together. Suddenly there is a "beep beep" sound, and the American starts to look at the palm of his hand.

"What are you doing?" asks the Finn. The American replies

"This is the latest Motorola technology. I've got my pager embedded in the palm of my hand, so I don't have to carry it around any more."

Then the familiar old Nokia ring tone is heard, and the Finn starts looking at the palm of his hand.

"What are you doing?" ask the other guys. The Finn replies

"This is the latest Nokia technology. I've got my mobile phone embedded in the palm of my hand, so I don't have to carry it around any more."

The Swede thinks to himself that he'd better not be outdone by these guys, so he leaves the sauna. In a couple of minutes he returns, and there is toilet paper hanging out of his bum!

"What the hell is that??" shouts the other guys in unison.

"I'm getting a fax." says the Swede.


Leetha Layne
Posted - 2011.04.02 19:48:00 - [263]
 

Mickey and Minnie mouse at divorce court. Judge says "Mickey, I have to relinquish the case since it seems you want to declare Minnie insane."
Mickey says "Judge I just said she was ****ing goofy!"

Leetha Layne
Posted - 2011.04.02 19:56:00 - [264]
 

Rabbi walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
Bartender says "Where did you get that?"
Parrot says "Brooklyn, it's full of em!"

F'Servus
Posted - 2011.04.02 19:58:00 - [265]
 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0bdfn2r-pU

gummischnalle
Posted - 2011.04.02 20:19:00 - [266]
 

2 swordmens fighting naked with there D....s. after an hour the first said... i m out of power ..let us stop.
the other one said... common 20 minutes more to find a winner...

AFTER the 20 minutes , the first swordsmen pleased again to stop.
The other swordsmen says... OKAY..

turned around and showed his naked ass with the words


-KILL ME-

Sobril Oxazepam
Posted - 2011.04.02 20:27:00 - [267]
 

Edited by: Sobril Oxazepam on 02/04/2011 21:52:41
I'll try to make some effort to think of new jokes myself (post updated as I think of new ones)

ArrowShrike would've gotten a new Avatar sooner if looking at it didn't give him such a boner
ArrowAll of the alliances played rocketeers in space except for BOB because they had just faced the Goonswarm blob
ArrowIn 2007 most of the CCP employees didnt have a cent except for Vincent (T20) his wallet hadn't taken a single dent
ArrowWhen Chribbas financial investments for 06 went in the tank (poker term) he was just happy not to have invested in the Evebank.
ArrowAll of the players suffered in Jitas extreme lag except for Darius he was there as always being nefarious

Finally for all of those that waste our time playing Windows's games instead of spinning spaceships Minesweeper - The Movie and finally something completely unrelated and something else completely unrelated

Brixer
Dai Dai Hai
Posted - 2011.04.02 20:56:00 - [268]
 

OP probably just realized eve is filled to the rim with funny dudes/gals, and decided he'll give it another 2 years.

Zangorus
Posted - 2011.04.02 21:05:00 - [269]
 

have you ever wondered why camels got boobs on their back?

The Marketer
Secure IT
Posted - 2011.04.02 21:28:00 - [270]
 

I sold my girlfriend for 3 plex. How many girlfriends can you have with that much ISK?


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