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Jaina Kort
Posted - 2011.04.11 05:30:00 - [391]

Here are a few jokes came across....

Why do ducks have webbed feet?
To stamp out fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet?
To stamp out burning ducks.

or if you did not like that one then we have:

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.” The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

Dala min
Posted - 2011.04.11 08:45:00 - [392]

Why should you give some of your stuff to me?

Well, I am a hobo Minmatar. I am tired of my box and would like to try out some shiny stuff. Maybe to put some curtains, windows, 50+" plasma screenie...
I will hire Amarr cleaning lady and treat her right, the box is small so she could come and clean every other day...

My phoon is getting old, I would like to gave him a sea bath so that it could produce a new layer of dust, and back in space we would again proudly live a trail of dust (like a comet) and not only bolts and screws as we do now...
I heard that there is an uber Minnie bucket called hell? I would like to try that. (Only don´t tell that to my phoon or all hell will broke loose) Very Happy

Hell-I could name it Lucifer, and we could go fishing on ocean worlds, hiking on asteroids, I could even make it a private sauna-park it near the sun and sweat all dayCool. O hell is heaven I tell you!Wink

Pick me, pick me, pick me!

Damn, my cartbox has fallen from all that dreaming and jumping... now I must clean one enermous side of the house... It will take me cca 2min doWink.

Hey Hermin! Listen! Some rich dude got fed up and wants to donate his stuff. No I am not kidding, just write something up and send it to him and if you get picked we can split it...

Mrs Snowman
Posted - 2011.04.11 10:11:00 - [393]

There were two buns in an oven..

One bun said:

"Phew, its REALLY hot in here!"

The other bun said

"OH MY GOD! A Talking bun!!!"

Dr Sheepbringer
Halinallen veroparatiisi
Inglorious Carebears
Posted - 2011.04.11 10:14:00 - [394]

I can't because of: This

Kallista Naari
Posted - 2011.04.11 10:23:00 - [395]

Edited by: Kallista Naari on 11/04/2011 10:23:16

Anddeh McNab
Cadre Assault Force
Posted - 2011.04.11 10:25:00 - [396]

Here's my entry:

A woman who's pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when out of the bank runs a robber. In the ensuing gunfight, he shoots the woman three times in the stomach. At the hospital the woman is told that here three babies are unhurt and a month later she gives birth to two girls and a boy. All goes swimmingly for 16 years until one day the mother finds one daughter cryng. "What's wrong?" she asks. "Well, I was doing a wee," she cries, "and a bullet came out!". "oh," says the woman and tells her daught of that fateful day 16 years ago. A month passes and the other daughter comes crying with the same problem. "Not to worry", says the mum. "I'll explain it to you." Another month passes and the boy comes in, close to tears. His mother takes him aside and asks him, "Were you doing a wee and a bullet came out? If you did it's ok." He replies...

"No, I was having a w*nk and I shot the dog."

Posted - 2011.04.11 10:54:00 - [397]

CCP enters a bar. The barman says we don't serve black ops here.

rootimus maximus
Posted - 2011.04.11 11:20:00 - [398]

Originally by: Kan'loch Lacoud
The funniest thing in EVE right now is the ever growing ineptitude of the CCP GM staff.

Really? About a year after T3 was introduced, I had to petition because (LOL) I lost my tengu, and I'd ejected while it was still in armor. The GM wasn't aware that this stops you getting a hit to your skillpoints.

After that incident, I figured the entire GM sub-contractor had reached its full potential.

Posted - 2011.04.11 12:00:00 - [399]

Iella Tesla
Posted - 2011.04.11 20:19:00 - [400]

Edited by: Iella Tesla on 11/04/2011 20:21:50
CCP has fixed their lag problem.

The best way to fly a Panther is in 25% structure, that way the you can justify not taking anyone out with you.

Iella Tesla
Posted - 2011.04.11 20:46:00 - [401]

CVA send their best to defend Providence.

Don't know about you, but that is one of the best jokes you'll ever hear.

The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2011.04.11 21:44:00 - [402]

I will tell you a joke in 18 months.

Gunner Jones
Posted - 2011.04.11 21:56:00 - [403]

The last time I raged quit (due to receiving divorce papers), I gave away my 50m Skillpoint character to a random aquaintence - FOR FREE. Now I'm stuck starting over, and kicking my self in the @ss daily for being so stupid. So if you're really giving away ISK, send 30B my way so I can buy a new character. I just hope you don't do what I did and look back and say, why the f**k did I do that. Because starting over sucks.

Illwill Bill
Svea Crusaders
Posted - 2011.04.11 22:16:00 - [404]

Originally by: Roosterton
Laugh at my misery. EmbarassedEmbarassedEmbarassed

Is that a Laser Exeqouror?! o.0

Tryce Jaor
Posted - 2011.04.11 22:17:00 - [405]

'I am a psychology student and I am studying the relationship of trust between strangers and me... if you send me any amount I shall send double back for your effort'


Pherras Williams
Posted - 2011.04.11 22:26:00 - [406]

Edited by: Pherras Williams on 12/04/2011 01:09:47
Edited by: Pherras Williams on 11/04/2011 22:26:50

Sometimes truth is stranger than fictionSmile

Zu Tsang
Posted - 2011.04.11 22:50:00 - [407]

Lol , Nice april fools :P haha

Kamehameha I's Revenge
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.04.11 22:54:00 - [408]

You will have to answer the call of Mobutu Twisted Evil

- We are Black-Sun -

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