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Gun Hog
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:24:00 - [121]

Awwww :( Why does this have to be a joke? I want to raise a robot Fedo army...

Eraggan Sadarr
Comply Or Die
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:28:00 - [122]

Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha
You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.

Nice way to show your customers you really care.

C'mon, stop taking your spaceships so serious.. CCP got 600 employees. Can't take long for one to write this up.
Btw they are really beginning to go in the right direction in fighting lag and fixing already broken stuff.
Cheer up Wink

Starkiller Adams
Interwebs Cooter Explosion
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:34:00 - [123]

This is still a better idea then Greyscales last 1

Caldari Reclaimation Front
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:34:00 - [124]

Do want.. couldn't this be posted on a day other than today?

Carcosa Hali
True Slave Foundations
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:36:00 - [125]

kittens YAY!!!

Light Raider
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:37:00 - [126]


I don't want station pets...

I want a pet that will live inside asteroids and feed out of miners Twisted Evil.

Then, every now and then, I go with my hauler and catch his eggs with the loot from the miners Laughing.

First Planetville and now Petville??? Shocked

Hope it's realy April fools Smile

Cal Archura
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:39:00 - [127]

You almost had me....nicely done Laughing

Posted - 2011.04.01 14:45:00 - [128]

You kinda know things are going wrong when an april fools joke gets a warmer reception than just about any other "real" feature announcement...

This could actually be hilarious, and a nice big ISK sink to boot with all the people that would go mental with it, make it so!

Also, THIS
Originally by: Noun Verber
So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?

Planetary Genocide
White Sail Anarchists
Yarr Collective
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:45:00 - [129]

Edited by: Planetary Genocide on 01/04/2011 14:46:04
As much as I would like to eject a kitten into space after a ****ty day, common sense and the rest of this thread coupled with a quick date check means that I will have to wait another day.

The best part is that this joke devblog is much better written than that crap one from CCP Big Dumb Object about changes to complexes.

Also, this indeed:
Originally by: Noun Verber
So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?

Sense of Serendipity
Echoes of Nowhere
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:50:00 - [130]

I thought the change to O.O escalations was the 1rst april joke!

Posted - 2011.04.01 14:51:00 - [131]

i laughted at the blog, but release the poor kittens or i'll have to go to iceland suicide gank some nyx on your CQ :P

J Kunjeh
Posted - 2011.04.01 14:55:00 - [132]

Got a good laugh out of me this morning. Thanks for that. Some people around here need to take their internet spaceship hull out of their arse.

Miso Hawnee
Posted - 2011.04.01 15:05:00 - [133]

Originally by: J Kunjeh
Got a good laugh out of me this morning. Thanks for that. Some people around here need to take their internet spaceship hull out of their arse.

I guess that means that you aren't into exploration.

Dawn of a new Empire
The Initiative.
Posted - 2011.04.01 15:08:00 - [134]

well its about time, i always wanted to be a vet, now i can be a vet, carebear, pvper, recruiter and ship spinner

i am looking forward to flying around on my spacecat

Kari Trace
Nox Imperium
Posted - 2011.04.01 15:10:00 - [135]

CCP Soundwave Accidently the whole April Fools.
+1 lol from KT.

Posted - 2011.04.01 15:13:00 - [136]

Not even CLOSE to being funny.

Dominae Verites
Posted - 2011.04.01 15:20:00 - [137]

On a serious note, I just showed my fiance the blog so we could have a mutual laugh and she remarked that she would play the game if there were pets....

Trebor Daehdoow
Sane Industries Inc.
Posted - 2011.04.01 15:21:00 - [138]

You guys are such suckers.

CCP has been working on PLEX for PONIES for over a year; the April Fools was Greyscale's Anomaly Blog.

But now, because of how many of you got suckered by Greyscale, CCP has diverted all resources into Project TEONAWKI (The End Of Nullsec As We Know It), and your ponies will be delayed for 18 months.

Stupid McStupidson
Hoek Lyne and Sinker
Posted - 2011.04.01 15:27:00 - [139]

This is presently codenamed "Walking in Stables", but we will certainly change this name two or even three more times before giving it a final name. Whatever that final name will be, it will sound much cooler than the previous names and may even refer to some type of powerful spirit in White Wolf canon.

This was a very comedy dense paragraph. 9/10

Association of Commonwealth Enterprises
Posted - 2011.04.01 15:32:00 - [140]

Edited by: Bagehi on 01/04/2011 15:37:34
Funny because my mount of choice is a Phantasm. CCP knows mounts are most important, so they started with those, then waited a few years before making the riders... err pilots.

Tobin Shalim
Eclipse Industrials
Quantum Forge
Posted - 2011.04.01 15:32:00 - [141]

You know, after the utter stupidity that is Greyscale posting the dev blog about the truesec status changes happening in 0.0, I'm no longer totally convinced that this is an April Fools joke. If CCP can do something utterly moronic as those truesec changes, then it's not really that much of a stretch to believe they could do something as stupid as this.

Valeroth Kyarmentari
Posted - 2011.04.01 15:39:00 - [142]

Awesome. Best thing I've read all day. Brightened my day significantly.

Degara Farat
Posted - 2011.04.01 15:40:00 - [143]

Do you mind if I care more about the "mounts" we use outside the station then these. Please try to get all constellations on their own node before this gets in, because the only system actually getting a more powerful node is going to be Jita.

Fix or Improve the game first. Dont add more useless lag-crap we dont need.

Tasko Pal
Posted - 2011.04.01 15:51:00 - [144]

I want my space shark with head-mounted lasers. It's not too much to ask for.

Erasers inc.
Controlled Chaos
Posted - 2011.04.01 15:51:00 - [145]

Switch this devblog with the CCP Greyscale's disasterblog. Rolling Eyes

Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2011.04.01 15:59:00 - [146]

The first thing i thougth was...i want that Star Wars Mouse Droid !!! The second..uh strange...the third oh no WoW the fourth...**** you got me !

Andrea Griffin
Posted - 2011.04.01 16:03:00 - [147]

I can't wait to mount my pets! But just remember...

In Soviet Eve, your pets mount YOU! Shocked

So THAT is what has been on those holoreels all this time...

Soden Rah
EVE University
Ivy League
Posted - 2011.04.01 16:10:00 - [148]

Edited by: Soden Rah on 01/04/2011 16:10:48
Hmm thinking about this and the fanfest presentations... they want to add in player driven black market. so they need to have station only tradeable items, that are not only valuable but that players care about. perhaps your custom designed tournement winning illeagal cross breed, war triceratops (or whatever) is just the thing. you spend months finding the right animals to breed with the right cybernetic modifications to create this creature, you beat all the others in your local station, you take it out into space to a big contest in a neighbouring system and suddenly your pulled over for smuggleing illegal items and to hand it over. This is no longer just about isk, this is your Pet they want... ;-)

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
Posted - 2011.04.01 16:14:00 - [149]

Kittens! \o/

Dregen Malachi
Void Angels
Posted - 2011.04.01 16:15:00 - [150]

WTB hovering segway!

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