Posted - 2011.04.01 13:12:00 - [91]

 

chuckle

Posted - 2011.04.01 13:17:00 - [93]

 

I have a few questions regarding the new Incarna mounts that I hope someone can alleviate.

Will my mount be able to easily travel with me from station to station? I don't necessarily like to stay in one place for very long, tend to be a little on the nomadic side, and want to be able to transfer my mount without using up an unnecessarily large amount of cargo space.

What are the consequences of repackaging a mount? Will we lose any gene modifications much like rigs?

If I am killed during mount combat, with the mechanic work much the same as being podded? The last thing I want is to lose my implants, and since we will not be able to run in Incarna, what happens when my mount dies and my opponent moves in for the kill, but I have to merely amble away slowly while he zooms at me on his mighty steed crying "There can be only one!" to lop off my head with a laser sword. Is there a warp off mechanic of sorts?

Can I use EVE Voice to talk to and soothe my mount during combat situations?

Will I be able to sell the mounts I create through the contract system?

Can we add a new Corp role "Stable Master" so we can assign one person to care for up to a certain number of mounts, but he will not be allowed to leave station since all of his time is spent making sure mounts don't turn into withering husks?

I am sure other players have many more questions about Incarna mounts and can help expand with more ideas!

Posted - 2011.04.01 13:25:00 - [95]

 

If my Pet kills another Pet to get that "Natural Selection" archievement in Highsec, what will happen?

• My Pet gets CONCORDOKKEND


• My Pet gets CONCORDOKKENED by CONCORDs Pets


• I get CONCORDOKKENED


• I get CONCORDOKKENED by CONCORD Pets


• The next Pet of the killed Pets´ owner will have killrights on my Pet


• The killed Pets´ owner has killrights on the killing Pet


• Nothing happenes


• My Pet can devour the killed Pet


• If I loot the killed Pets implants, its´ owner will have killrights on me


• The killed Pets wreck is free to loot for me

(Pet is trademark, of course. Therefore spelling it with a P, not a p seems correct.)

I see a lot of mechanics to be clarified here.

Posted - 2011.04.01 13:31:00 - [97]

 

Robot Chicken meets Pokemon huh? That sounds oddly entertaining lol

I also want a space hampster! In the sage words of a humble ranger "Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!! RrraaaAAGHGHH!!"

(Also Asymmetrical animal husbandry ftw!)

Posted - 2011.04.01 13:41:00 - [99]

 

Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 01/04/2011 13:42:19

Hah! You caught me before I'd had my coffee. I'm looking at the blog going "Hmm.. futuristic segway... wait... pets?" (Looks at watch) "Ohh.... riiiighhhht... "

Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha

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You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.

Nice way to show your customers you really care.

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Get a life. And a sense of humor, while you're at it.

Posted - 2011.04.01 13:46:00 - [101]

 

I thought the Anom change in 0.0 was the joke.

The Kittens in space would be more appriciated than the "rebalance" of "upgradable space" in 0.0

Posted - 2011.04.01 13:51:00 - [103]

 

If I can't have a pet dog, this is a fail feature. I'm serious.

Posted - 2011.04.01 13:54:00 - [105]

 

Edited by: Gogela on 01/04/2011 14:07:51

Originally by: Jimboga

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"Are you sure you want to Jettison 1000 kittens" ... {redacted}

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Second best idea evar. This ⇑

Originally by: Akita T

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I want to have prostitutes as pets.
So then we can train them to be epic mounts.

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#1 is this ⇑

Originally by: Noun Verber

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So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?

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Also this ⇑

Posted - 2011.04.01 14:01:00 - [107]

 

Posted - 2011.04.01 14:06:00 - [109]

 

Originally by: Miso Hawnee

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Originally by: ELECTR0FREAK

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Edited by: ELECTR0FREAK on 01/04/2011 13:42:19

Hah! You caught me before I'd had my coffee. I'm looking at the blog going "Hmm.. futuristic segway... wait... pets?" (Looks at watch) "Ohh.... riiiighhhht... "

Originally by: Dinsdale Pirannha

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You guys at CCP wipe out entire alliances with a stroke of the keyboard with this asinine change to 0.0, have huge lag issues, yet have the time to create a stupid thread like this.

Nice way to show your customers you really care.

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Get a life. And a sense of humor, while you're at it.

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I wonder if you will still have a sense of humor when the NC evicts your worthless ratter alliance so that useful pilots can occupy your space.

Remember Looney toons? You can say hi to them in dodixie.

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dude u you got giant boobs.... wow

Posted - 2011.04.01 14:11:00 - [111]

 

i lol'd.

Posted - 2011.04.01 14:14:00 - [113]

 

I'm just waiting for tomorrow's announcement about CCP not doing any April fool's jokes this year!

Posted - 2011.04.01 14:17:00 - [115]

 

It took me till this sentence till i realised it was a joke: "We've listened to your feedback and now we're going to give you what you've wanted for so long".

We all know CCP never listens and gives us what we want :D

Posted - 2011.04.01 14:21:00 - [117]

 

Originally by: Dirk Decibel

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It took me till this sentence till i realised it was a joke: "We've listened to your feedback and now we're going to give you what you've wanted for so long".

We all know CCP never listens and gives us what we want :D

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That's what makes me suspicious, that they are not joking, that the sentennance "We've listened to your feedback and now we're going to give you what you've wanted for so long" is actually the joke, but the devblog itself not....

WAAAH someone please confirm if true or joke CCP.

Posted - 2011.04.01 14:23:00 - [119]

 

Cool April fools. I almost canceled my subscriptions before i remembered the date