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Cpt Underpants
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:54:00 - [61]

Originally by: Evelgrivion
So who else is up for some genetically engineered cyborg cock-fighting, with optional mind control? Twisted Evil

Goons are always cock fighting.

Lan Staz
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:57:00 - [62]

The real april fools joke is probably that this is actually a serious dev blog. Soundwave is sitting at his desk right now saying "why is everyone laughing?"


Disposeble Alt
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:00:00 - [63]

My first thought as I started to read the article was:

I wonder how many small dogs or monkeys will be named Mittani (Or any other (im)popular char name).

then, reading onwards, I slowly realized it was april 1st.

Transporter Slave
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:02:00 - [64]

****, now I'm really hoping this is actually coming to Incarna and that the Sanctum nerf is still the REAL april fool's joke :(

Dodge Hakata
Hakata Group
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:03:00 - [65]

Will we be able to create flying pig mounts too? :)


Inner Fire Inc.
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:06:00 - [66]

Originally by: Rocket Jones
Hmmm .... maybe ther'll be a market for Mount poop.

Fertiliser for growing crops or as a makeshift explosive?

Gypsy Band
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:08:00 - [67]

I'll take a parrot if you throw in eyepatch and peg legYARRRR!!

Hugh Hefner
Paxton Industries
-Mostly Harmless-
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:16:00 - [68]

Big A for effort :)

Rage For Order
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:19:00 - [69]

Soundwave, you sir have an awesome Sense of Humor. At first I was like Hmmm... then I lol'ed. The Achievement is a Sad joke to me, cause I secretly would think that would be awesome... >.>

Posted - 2011.04.01 12:22:00 - [70]

The sad part is that with the attention being given to Second Life in space, much of this joke is believable. I'm glad to see it was just a joke though.

So is Incarna another April Fool's joke, and you guys are really fixing up the broken and incomplete parts of Internet Spaceships?

Marija Vanszar
The Warp Pub
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:25:00 - [71]


I've just been on SISI, Captains Quarters are avaiable BTw,

Harold Tuphlos
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:25:00 - [72]

I support this product and/or service.

Louis deGuerre
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:26:00 - [73]


Of course, you should never have opened this can of worms, the players will badger you untill you actually make this a reality Twisted Evil

Pinky Denmark
The Cursed Navy
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:31:00 - [74]

A very long read... Was looking forward to se what you would write today :-)

Percussive Diplomacy
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:34:00 - [75]

Now I want a kitten :(.

Posted - 2011.04.01 12:38:00 - [76]

No flying mounts? Are you serious CCP, how the hell you think you will compete with WoW without flying mounts...

But beside that if I were a rich pod-pilot living in future, it would be my damn right to genetically engineer a pet dragon to live in my lavish house.

Universalis Imperium
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:44:00 - [77]

A better April Fools would have been the fake blog that went around a week or so ago...would have been more believable by most, but ultimately more unbelievable by us we know CCP wouldn't actually give so much stuff that has been asked for to the players.

Offensive Bear
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:45:00 - [78]

Any chance of getting a bunny like this?

Millstone Industries
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:48:00 - [79]

Hilarious! Laughing

Ghost Miner101
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:49:00 - [80]

I just keep waiting for the april fools joke that this stuff in null sec. was actually an joke. I am kinda hoping that this would be added later on. Seeing pets flying through the corridors and running through your feet would add some nice chaos. Nothing would be funnier than a drug deal going down with a cat wlking accross the table. lol. :D

Hayman Wakefield
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:52:00 - [81]

I want my space pony.

Catari Taga
Centre Of Attention
Middle of Nowhere
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:52:00 - [82]

I'm surprised they let you publish that, IMO it's walking on very thin ice putting out an april's fools dev blog that actually promises content for an upcoming expansion which will in reality be devoid of content. Looks like your jokes are more popular than your real road map. Kinda sad. Sad

Soden Rah
EVE University
Ivy League
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:53:00 - [83]

Is it obviouse to anyone else that the most awsome addition to this woulf be to have kitten decals on your ship hulls for every kitten you've killed?

also epic blog, great april fools... Now make it reality :-)

Also all battle mounts should be called LEEEROYYY Jenkins?
Could also be the working title for this feature ;-)

Flynn Fetladral
Royal Order of Security Specialists
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:56:00 - [84]

I want space monkeys! Very Happy

Korasen Abora Sayara
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:59:00 - [85]

*watches the EVE community get excited about this and flock in droves to World of Warcraft* Twisted Evil

Alpha Empire
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:00:00 - [86]

Nuts! There goes my plans of breeding miniature giant space hamsters! Crying or Very sad

Scalar Angulargf
Rayn Enterprises
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:02:00 - [87]

I support this product and/or service

Retired Pirate Club
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:03:00 - [88]

Originally by: CCP Soundwave

Something we're also very excited about is the option to customize a pet or mount with cybernetic add-ons. These will add some utilitarian flare to Incarna Mounts, as well as some much-needed asymmetry if you're Caldari.

This I laughed at. Good job Soundwave!

To all of you having seizures over Incarna in this thread-of-threads, get a life, chill for just a sec, relax dude etc...

Nirnaeth Ornoediad
Clan Shadow Wolf
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:04:00 - [89]

Pink space ponies ftw

Noir. Mercenary Group
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:07:00 - [90]

We cannot marry our mounts? Love sees no species.

I demand equal treatment! Sad What kind of speciesist company are you, CCP?

Also: I fully expect to be able to consummate this special bond with my cute slaver hounds, so get to work!

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