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Topic |
 Cpt Underpants Goonswarm Federation |
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:54:00 - [ 61]
Originally by: Evelgrivion So who else is up for some genetically engineered cyborg cock-fighting, with optional mind control? 
Goons are always co ck fighting. |
 Lan Staz |
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:57:00 - [ 62]
The real april fools joke is probably that this is actually a serious dev blog. Soundwave is sitting at his desk right now saying "why is everyone laughing?"  |
 Disposeble Alt Caldari |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:00:00 - [ 63]
My first thought as I started to read the article was:
I wonder how many small dogs or monkeys will be named Mittani (Or any other (im)popular char name).
then, reading onwards, I slowly realized it was april 1st.
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 Transporter Slave |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:02:00 - [ 64]
****, now I'm really hoping this is actually coming to Incarna and that the Sanctum nerf is still the REAL april fool's joke :( |
 Dodge Hakata Hakata Group |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:03:00 - [ 65]
Will we be able to create flying pig mounts too? :)
PIIIIGGSSS IINNNNN SPAAAAAAAACCEEEE!! |
 Palovana Caldari Inner Fire Inc. |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:06:00 - [ 66]
Originally by: Rocket Jones Hmmm .... maybe ther'll be a market for Mount poop.
Fertiliser for growing crops or as a makeshift explosive? |
 FlameGlow Gypsy Band |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:08:00 - [ 67]
I'll take a parrot if you throw in eyepatch and peg leg  |
 Hugh Hefner Caldari Paxton Industries -Mostly Harmless- |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:16:00 - [ 68]
Big A for effort :) |
 Spazz21 Rage For Order Nihil-Obstat |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:19:00 - [ 69]
Soundwave, you sir have an awesome Sense of Humor. At first I was like Hmmm... then I lol'ed. The Achievement is a Sad joke to me, cause I secretly would think that would be awesome... >.> |
 Liorah |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:22:00 - [ 70]
The sad part is that with the attention being given to Second Life in space, much of this joke is believable. I'm glad to see it was just a joke though.
So is Incarna another April Fool's joke, and you guys are really fixing up the broken and incomplete parts of Internet Spaceships? |
 Marija Vanszar Caldari The Warp Pub |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:25:00 - [ 71]
OMFG!!!
I've just been on SISI, Captains Quarters are avaiable BTw, AND THERE ARE FREAKING PETS !!!!! |
 Harold Tuphlos |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:25:00 - [ 72]
I support this product and/or service. |
 Louis deGuerre Gallente Malevolence.
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:26:00 - [ 73]
10/10 Of course, you should never have opened this can of worms, the players will badger you untill you actually make this a reality  |
 Pinky Denmark The Cursed Navy Important Internet Spaceship League |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:31:00 - [ 74]
A very long read... Was looking forward to se what you would write today :-) |
 KFenn Percussive Diplomacy
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Posted - 2011.04.01 12:34:00 - [ 75]
Now I want a kitten :(. |
 Kinuko |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:38:00 - [ 76]
No flying mounts? Are you serious CCP, how the hell you think you will compete with WoW without flying mounts...
But beside that if I were a rich pod-pilot living in future, it would be my damn right to genetically engineer a pet dragon to live in my lavish house. |
 Laendra Universalis Imperium |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:44:00 - [ 77]
A better April Fools would have been the fake blog that went around a week or so ago...would have been more believable by most, but ultimately more unbelievable by us old-timers...as we know CCP wouldn't actually give so much stuff that has been asked for to the players. |
 Offensive Bear Havok. Hav0k. |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:45:00 - [ 78]
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 Myra2007 Millstone Industries |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:48:00 - [ 79]
Hilarious!  |
 Ghost Miner101 |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:49:00 - [ 80]
I just keep waiting for the april fools joke that this stuff in null sec. was actually an joke. I am kinda hoping that this would be added later on. Seeing pets flying through the corridors and running through your feet would add some nice chaos. Nothing would be funnier than a drug deal going down with a cat wlking accross the table. lol. :D |
 Hayman Wakefield |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:52:00 - [ 81]
I want my space pony.
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 Catari Taga Centre Of Attention Middle of Nowhere |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:52:00 - [ 82]
I'm surprised they let you publish that, IMO it's walking on very thin ice putting out an april's fools dev blog that actually promises content for an upcoming expansion which will in reality be devoid of content. Looks like your jokes are more popular than your real road map. Kinda sad.  |
 Soden Rah Gallente EVE University Ivy League |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:53:00 - [ 83]
Is it obviouse to anyone else that the most awsome addition to this woulf be to have kitten decals on your ship hulls for every kitten you've killed?
also epic blog, great april fools... Now make it reality :-)
Also all battle mounts should be called LEEEROYYY Jenkins? Could also be the working title for this feature ;-) |
 Flynn Fetladral Royal Order of Security Specialists |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:56:00 - [ 84]
I want space monkeys!  |
 Korasen Abora Sayara |
Posted - 2011.04.01 12:59:00 - [ 85]
*watches the EVE community get excited about this and flock in droves to World of Warcraft*  |
 Minsc Gallente Alpha Empire
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:00:00 - [ 86]
Nuts! There goes my plans of breeding miniature giant space hamsters!  |
 Scalar Angulargf Rayn Enterprises Test Alliance Please Ignore |
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:02:00 - [ 87]
I support this product and/or service |
 Dartauw Minmatar Retired Pirate Club
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Posted - 2011.04.01 13:03:00 - [ 88]
Originally by: CCP Soundwave
Something we're also very excited about is the option to customize a pet or mount with cybernetic add-ons. These will add some utilitarian flare to Incarna Mounts, as well as some much-needed asymmetry if you're Caldari.
This I laughed at. Good job Soundwave! To all of you having seizures over Incarna in this thread-of-threads, get a life, chill for just a sec, relax dude etc... |
 Nirnaeth Ornoediad Caldari Clan Shadow Wolf Fatal Ascension |
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:04:00 - [ 89]
Pink space ponies ftw |
 WhiteGhostBear Noir. Noir. Mercenary Group |
Posted - 2011.04.01 13:07:00 - [ 90]
We cannot marry our mounts? Love sees no species. I demand equal treatment!  What kind of speciesist company are you, CCP? Also: I fully expect to be able to consummate this special bond with my cute slaver hounds, so get to work! |