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CCP Spitfire

C C P Alliance
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:12:00 - [1]

Incarna is adding entirely new dimensions to EVE and bringing us closer to the full sci-fi simulation. We have already unveiled Captain's Quarters, but what's next on the agenda? Riding in Stations, of course!

CCP Soundwave talks about the latest Incarna feature in his latest dev blog.

Atedar Kerane
Silentium Mortalitas
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:14:00 - [2]

Lovely april fools... also first?

Diana Stargazer
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:18:00 - [3]

Heh heh nice april fools guys.

But if small pets become possible, I would like tribbles........

Tranquility Industries
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:19:00 - [4]

April fools, gotta be. Mounts in space. Laughing

On a side note, actually having a cat following my avatar around in a station would be fun Very Happy

Gunpoint Diplomacy
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:24:00 - [5]

Noun Verber
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:25:00 - [6]

So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?

Posted - 2011.04.01 10:28:00 - [7]


Posted - 2011.04.01 10:29:00 - [8]

"Are you sure you want to Jettison 1000 kittens" ... This is an awesome feature, it will definately help the pain of losing another faciton ship if I can go back to my quarters, right click on my animal and select 'kick' ... oh wait, its April 1st, oh noes. I'm quitting, I've been waiting for this feature for ever, it's annoying when all of the cool people in my office talk about how good their mounts are in WoW and all I've had to show off is a series of stupid spaceships.

Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:31:00 - [9]

Originally by: Noun Verber
So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?

Harsh, dude. Harsh.

Dierdra Vaal
Veto Corp
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:33:00 - [10]

Originally by: Noun Verber
So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?

better joke than the actual april fools joke.

A+, would lol again

Winters Chill
Ministry of War
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:34:00 - [11]

Obvious Apirl fools is obvious. Devs never post dev blogs this early and the language is too busy grinning smugly at the obvious jab at WoW to be serious.

Ulair Memmet
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:38:00 - [12]

almost had me... almost Laughing

Capital Construction Research
Pioneer Alliance
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:42:00 - [13]

And finally, from our dedicated CCP devs, the final stage on game concepts' innovations:

EvE-Online cross-breeded with TAMAGOCHI!!!


Gunpoint Diplomacy
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:43:00 - [14]

Originally by: Noun Verber
So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?

The devblog was comedy gold, but it feels like build up for that line.

But honestly, this blog is kind of sad, in a way. A lot of the stuff described here, with its eve flavoring and some of that general silliness would actually be a lot of fun to have. Whats more, having content, especially content that comprises a genuine game, beats the hell out of our 10x10 decoration simulator that we'll be starting with. ugh

I honestly wouldn't be unhappy if this was the actual framework of a future expansion.

Nea Star
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:50:00 - [15]

Awww..i rly got excited about 'walking in stables' and 'plex for ponies', but then i read that 'kittens for all' and knew it was an AF joke. Way to ruin my day CCP!

p.s. but fingers crossed this still for real..go jousting! Very Happy

Republic Military School
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:51:00 - [16]

Lord what a sad attempt at an April Fools joke.

Gentlemen's Agreement
Posted - 2011.04.01 10:55:00 - [17]

Capital Kitten Launchers \o/

Commander Azrael
Red Federation
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:00:00 - [18]

Very good Very Happy

I especially like the achievements:

"Kill another capsuleers mount with your own" Laughing

Posted - 2011.04.01 11:00:00 - [19]

Pikachu! I choose you!

Ever Flow
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:04:00 - [20]

Edited by: Cire XIII on 01/04/2011 11:04:19
Originally by: Noun Verber
So your April Fools is providing content for Incarna?

Posted - 2011.04.01 11:04:00 - [21]

Ooh ooh. Does this mean we will need to buy cheezburgers on market?

Deviana Sevidon
Butterfly Effect Alliance
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:05:00 - [22]

Looking forward to my genetically enhanced cyber kitten with claws made of tungsten carbide and Raptor-Saurian genes, specifically designed claw it's way even through capital ship armor. Very Happy

(On a little more serious note, including pets into Incarna at a later stage might really help to attract female gamers Wink )

Hemmo Paskiainen
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:07:00 - [23]

omg stop this ghey carbear ****, if i want to have a pet i go buy tamagotchi from japan.... How about fixing spaceships first? like.... all the gallente ones & ofc Black Ops? Pls fire the one who is in charge of the making this stuff up and give him a subscribed eve account so he actualy can play eve.

PS: How many people do u knwo that fly officer fit baalgorns and isnt ephemeron?

Debir Achen
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:10:00 - [24]

That was very well done!

Not the funniest line, but the closest to my heart...
as well as some much-needed asymmetry if you're Caldari


Shi'Jin Mao
Low Sec Security
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:11:00 - [25]

would have worked if you had said something like

CCP capslock Marries CCP wrangler at gretna green

or you fixed lag

I Wish Iwassaboy
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:14:00 - [26]

I believe it is true!!

Morgaine Abenader
Abenader Holdings
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:18:00 - [27]

Oh nice! I want my free kitten now!

Cyaxares II
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:18:00 - [28]

Edited by: Cyaxares II on 01/04/2011 11:21:26

time for a petition thread to turn this april fools into reality Twisted Evil

edit: illegal betting on mount-fights in shady station hallways Very Happy

Antihrist Pripravnik
Scorpion Road Industry
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:18:00 - [29]

nice read


Mahai Ano
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2011.04.01 11:19:00 - [30]

Edited by: Mahai Ano on 01/04/2011 11:19:09
I'd LOVE free kittens!

(Strictly ingame, I would preferr not to wake up to the punget smell of a gift-mouse.)

Also, +1 for the thought out joke :)

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