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Aerion Va'rr
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.03.30 15:08:00 - [31]
 

Originally by: Kayl Breinhar
:smug: :smug: :smug:

Oh crap equal numbers EVERYONE DOCK UP!

:condi: :colbert: :condi: :colbert: :condi:

OKAY THEY'RE GONE EVERYONE UNDOCK!



You guys have a terrible habit of showing up seconds before an OP (those things we get paid to do); Ship changing, nah **** it lets kill em first, Ship changing, you died, op completed anyway (albeit the 10 minutes later it took to kill your fleet).

GoonSwarm and TEST both share the same willingness to come all the way from null to engage in ship to ship spaceship erotica with us. After months of practice, your all still terrible at it. Get better.


Originally by: Kireiina

.... sorry, I thought this was a topic by a meaningful alliance.

<3 TEST.



Meaningful enough to get mentioned on your website..
Meaningful enough to get little ****ty videos made (L2HD)..
Meaningful enough to get little ****posts all over the place, so I made on for you in one place for quick referencing.


Originally by: DurrHurrDurr
They post like we care about hisec.


He Cared. *Kill board link removed. Zymurgist


Originally by: White Tree
I like the way you still think you get to make smug words after you become - of all things - renters. Nice one dumbdumbs.


Renting involves paying for something on a repeating basis. Since a good contingent of us don't give a **** about that something, this is speculative at best.


Originally by: Katcaeks
This somewhat gives me the idea of high school kids hanging around in a pre-school playground, beating up the kids and taking their toys then taking videos and putting them on Youtube and being all proud about it.


Yeah... we make little cheeky posts about our fleet getting wiped out to gank a Legion while losing marauders and faction battleships in mission hubs on a regular.





So much angry, all in one place Cool

Razzor Death
Gallente
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.03.30 15:44:00 - [32]
 

I see much future quoting in this thread. Seriously though you guys where looking for a big brother and you chose the -A- coalition.

You cannot beat genuine naivety.


Aerion Va'rr
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.03.30 15:52:00 - [33]
 

Originally by: Razzor Death
I see much future quoting in this thread. Seriously though you guys where looking for a big brother and you chose the -A- coalition.

You cannot beat genuine naivety.




I think your overestimating our concern, just saying.

Dr Cheeto
Minmatar
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.30 16:29:00 - [34]
 

In all fairness we probably should have used an out-of-corporation character to move our only rifter BPO out of Jita.

Waci
Caldari
Rim Collection RC
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.30 17:43:00 - [35]
 

Edited by: Waci on 30/03/2011 17:44:11

But seriously, who's the *** that thought it was a good idea to undock from Jita with a plex in cargo?

Vernn Miller
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.30 17:44:00 - [36]
 

Smells like damage control all over in this *****.

Just sayin`

Aerion Va'rr
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.03.30 17:49:00 - [37]
 

Originally by: Vernn Miller
Smells like damage control all over in this *****.

Just sayin`


Wouldn't someone first have to do damage to in turn attempt to control it?

Katcaeks
Caldari
SUNDERING
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.03.30 22:19:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Aerion Va'rr
Originally by: Vernn Miller
Smells like damage control all over in this *****.

Just sayin`


Wouldn't someone first have to do damage to in turn attempt to control it?


Guess that means having to leave cosy highsec? Srsly, no pity for anyone shipping out PLEX's and not using neut alts to do so, but what you're doing still is pretty much throwing sand at a 5 year old and stealing his Matchbox cars or whatever the hell kids play with now days (Pokemon?).

You do manage to spout a fair amount of spin and "OH YOU GUYS ARE HATERS, SO MUCH ANGRY." To be fair, I have no emotional response at all in regards to this, just the impression of the above. Not exactly sure why you post so much or why you seem so proud of yourself. Seems rather like a desperate ploy for attention from a lonely child.


Herp McDerpington
Caldari
Harassment Inc.
Posted - 2011.03.30 22:31:00 - [39]
 

Edited by: Herp McDerpington on 30/03/2011 22:31:09
just a few orphanage leaks

You and your sensor booster

Dear Alliance members,

Its come to my attention from within alliance and from outside of it that the sensor boosting in jita is getting out of control.

This is the stance we're going to take: Remote sensor boosting alts should be the norm ... Sensor Boost gimping your ship should stop.

I will never tell you how to play your game but this is becoming too much of a competition between our members.

I would like to see proper fit ships, tackle and dps, over paper thin alpha ships.

We are just too vulnerable to ganks when members Sensor Boost gimp thier ships. Everyone has to dock and change ships if anything goes down or something is tackled nearby.

Lossmails are getting embarrasing folks.

Please think about it folks

Thanks

The Management

NOTE: People will be getting scanned for compliance ... continued disregard will result in you being asked to leave the alliance

Kitty Vintner
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.03.30 22:36:00 - [40]
 

If you hate instacanes, you hate freedom.

Herp McDerpington
Caldari
Harassment Inc.
Posted - 2011.03.30 22:52:00 - [41]
 

Some guy in TEST alliance mailed them giggling about their terrible leaked mails (more to come)

He basically said:

"I was going to write a long mail laughing at how utterly terrible your alliance is and how you're all hilariously gigantic moronic ***gots, but I have to go out in like 10 minutes and I'm ****ing lazy, so I'll keep it short:

tl;dr you had a load of mails leak, here's the hilarious highlights:"

followed by :words:, here's the official orphanage response:

Re: leaked mails and how terrible your alliance is
From: The PitBoss
Sent: 2011.03.30 12:21
To: The 0rphanage

There's a way to be adversarial without being offensive ... its a game folks ..

Petition sent ...

Good job on the tears

pb


The TEST member in question got a warning from a GM

Clearly 0rphanage are the new Ev0ke, petitioning people who laugh at them for the slightest of infractions.

You guys are pretty lame.

EI Digin
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.30 23:07:00 - [42]
 

Didn't read lol

Vernn Miller
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.30 23:24:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Aerion Va'rr
Originally by: Vernn Miller
Smells like damage control all over in this *****.

Just sayin`


Wouldn't someone first have to do damage to in turn attempt to control it?
What were you saying? Couldn`t make it out betwen pitboss`s tears as he was petitioning someone and you boasting.

Try harder. Seriosuly.

Hideki Tsutomi
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.30 23:36:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: Aerion Va'rr
Chestbeating etc.

Then this

By the way - This was hilarious.


Oh hey you read Reddit, too? You might also like this subreddit as well.

Dr Cheeto
Minmatar
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.31 00:48:00 - [45]
 

I would like to apologize to future generations for the posts in this thread. They are all horrible, including this one.

The Jackhammer
Minmatar
MunsterMunch
Hydroponic Zone
Posted - 2011.03.31 02:58:00 - [46]
 

Edited by: The Jackhammer on 31/03/2011 03:56:42

Originally by: typical TEST rally the troops to the forums
fap fap fap



EMBARASSING: FARMED


*Kill board link removed. Zymurgist





Tau Chien
Amarr
Deep Space Expedition.
Posted - 2011.03.31 05:32:00 - [47]
 

Originally by: Aerion Va'rr
Dear TEST Alliance,

To fight you guys 3 weeks a month [/url]


not Fight but Grief, when peoples actually bring the force to deal with you, and what do u do? i dont even have to say it we all well known what station campers would do when facing a REAL threat.

Aerion Va'rr
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.03.31 05:44:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: Tau Chien


not Fight but Grief, when peoples actually bring the force to deal with you, and what do u do? i dont even have to say it we all well known what station campers would do when facing a REAL threat.


We kill them.

Daquaris
Caldari
Ghosts of Ragnarok
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.31 05:56:00 - [49]
 

Originally by: Aerion Va'rr
Originally by: Tau Chien


not Fight but Grief, when peoples actually bring the force to deal with you, and what do u do? i dont even have to say it we all well known what station campers would do when facing a REAL threat.


We kill them.


Oh, SWEET! Did I miss the Walking in Stations expansion?

I thought CCP said there wouldn't be any combat!

Aerion Va'rr
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.03.31 06:22:00 - [50]
 

Originally by: Daquaris


Oh, SWEET! Did I miss the Walking in Stations expansion?

I thought CCP said there wouldn't be any combat!


You can dock in this game?

Dr Cheeto
Minmatar
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.31 13:07:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: Aerion Va'rr
Originally by: Daquaris

Oh, SWEET! Did I miss the Walking in Stations expansion?

I thought CCP said there wouldn't be any combat!

You can dock in this game?


You can undock? Shocked

Ivana Twinkle
Amarr
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.03.31 14:30:00 - [52]
 

So I heard there was posting going on itt.

Aerion Va'rr
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.03.31 15:31:00 - [53]
 

Originally by: Dr Cheeto

You can undock? Shocked


You can win a fleet fight? Rolling Eyes

Like this one?
(Pulled from yours to simplify the other 9b in **** that died in that hour)

Oh.. and the losses you guys forgot about..
Draesun
Appledump
BrownAIR #1
BrownAIR #2[

I know, I know "we got a legion, we got a legion brohaha"
Counter Argument



We have a couple more weeks on the contract though, it should be fun.


*Kill board links removed. Zymurgist

Tarion Awessi
Minmatar
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.31 17:00:00 - [54]
 

I personally would like to thank The 0rphanage for being kind enough to impose a dumb**** tax on those who choose to use in-corp alts to visit Jita. Its rare that you find a group of renters who're willing to provide such a service.

Dr Cheeto
Minmatar
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.31 18:34:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Aerion Va'rr

Like this one?
(Pulled from yours to simplify the other 9b in **** that died in that hour)

Oh.. and the losses you guys forgot about..
Draesun
Appledump
BrownAIR #1
BrownAIR #2[

I know, I know "we got a legion, we got a legion brohaha"
Counter Argument



We have a couple more weeks on the contract though, it should be fun.


*Kill board links removed. Zymurgist



Those two brownAIR kills are the same kill. This was the one you were looking for. He's a real mensch for docking up and reshipping.

I honestly think you're providing a service to this alliance by relieving pilots who are dumb enough to undock faction battleships, T1 industrials laden with blueprints, or Tech III cruisers in Jita 4-4 of their expensive internet spaceboats. You guys are good at that, and I'm glad you have fun and make ISK doing it.

Jergon McFace
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.31 18:58:00 - [56]
 

Edited by: Jergon McFace on 31/03/2011 19:04:31
So is this guy going to get kicked?

What about this one?

*Kill board links removed. Zymurgist

Nynjato
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.31 19:10:00 - [57]
 

Orphanage are pretty dumb and pretentious by nature. I dropped from one of the TEST alt corps to get around one of their ****ty station camps and they insisted that I "emoragequit". Afterwards, armed with your padded kb and :smug: you ask the people you've been shaking fists at for sov and tech moons in exchange for :prohighsec: wars on their behalf. A deal that, in your mind, is totally reasonable lol.Mental gymnastics Olympic champions.

JusyFrut
Caldari
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.31 19:18:00 - [58]
 

What are you people talking about? 0rphanage are awesome and i go to prayer each morning hoping that these magnificent station camping "pvp"ers will grant my wish and let me be their man*****. As to the making mutual of the war im terribly sorry but i dont think TEST can afford it!

Aerion Va'rr
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.03.31 19:24:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: Nynjato
Mental gymnastics Olympic champions.


Its actually surprising you didn't take it, since you fellas have a habit of bluing everything that poses as a potential thread.

Special thanks to a certain dramiel pilot for paying the war extension fee for us. :::SMUGSMUGSMUGSMUGSMUG:::










Nynjato
Caldari
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.03.31 20:05:00 - [60]
 

I'm glad you guys have great kills to harp about, it really makes you guys look good.


By "good" I mean "trite"




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