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Michwich
Posted - 2011.03.25 07:38:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Michwich on 25/03/2011 07:38:23
Unsubscribe. Seriously, anyone got a better strategy? Please share.

Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
Posted - 2011.03.25 08:05:00 - [2]
 

Uninstall the game, and start ragepoasting all over the place.

Omega Sunset
Caldari Roughnecks
Posted - 2011.03.25 08:07:00 - [3]
 

It's an mmo, you don't beat it, it beats you. Get with the program...
Case in point: nerd rage
(disclaimer: filthy language)

pwnd.

Aderata Nonkin
Amarr
Posted - 2011.03.25 09:11:00 - [4]
 

I wasn't aware EVE had to be beaten.

Izzi Creo
Posted - 2011.03.25 09:18:00 - [5]
 

Smack it.... across the floor.

Sirinda
Posted - 2011.03.25 10:51:00 - [6]
 

Better idea:

Paint the Eve logo on a punching bag. You can now beat Eve.

LogixCraft
Gallente
Wildly Inappropriate
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2011.03.25 11:03:00 - [7]
 

you don't beat eve, you just let it slowly chip away at your sanity, then when you think you've got it figured out. A whole new aspect is added kicking you off the face of a cliff.

Mighty Dread
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.03.25 13:27:00 - [8]
 

Isn't that what botters do?

Barakkus
Posted - 2011.03.25 15:09:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Omega Sunset
It's an mmo, you don't beat it, it beats you. Get with the program...
Case in point: nerd rage
(disclaimer: filthy language)

pwnd.


Confirming you have just won EVE.

Aeronwen Carys
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.03.25 15:19:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Omega Sunset
It's an mmo, you don't beat it, it beats you. Get with the program...
Case in point: nerd rage
(disclaimer: filthy language)

pwnd.


I really hope that is fake, for that guys sake.

Aeronwen Carys
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.03.25 15:23:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Michwich
Edited by: Michwich on 25/03/2011 07:38:23
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Will you please just go if you are going to go. Otherwise stop complaining and actually make a constructive post detailing your issues. Unti lyou do that no-one is going to take you seriously.

Michwich
Posted - 2011.03.25 19:21:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Aeronwen Carys
Originally by: Michwich
Edited by: Michwich on 25/03/2011 07:38:23
Unsubscribe. Seriously, anyone got a better strategy? Please share.


Will you please just go if you are going to go. Otherwise stop complaining and actually make a constructive post detailing your issues. Unti lyou do that no-one is going to take you seriously.


I think youre looking to much into it... I just want to know how to beat EVE.

War Kitten
Panda McLegion
Posted - 2011.03.25 20:02:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Michwich
Edited by: Michwich on 25/03/2011 07:38:23
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I already won, you guys are just fighting for 2nd anyway.

Bek Thyron
Posted - 2011.03.25 20:10:00 - [14]
 

The ultimate answer is:

HAVE FUN WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING

Oh look! You just won! Seems like i win Eve since 2 years...

Mister Smithington
Posted - 2011.03.25 20:48:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Sirinda
Better idea:

Paint the Eve logo on a punching bag. You can now beat Eve.

Better idea:

Tatoo the Eve logo to your phallus. You can now beat Eve.

Aeronwen Carys
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.03.25 21:05:00 - [16]
 

Edited by: Aeronwen Carys on 26/03/2011 00:16:37
Originally by: Michwich
Originally by: Aeronwen Carys
Originally by: Michwich
Edited by: Michwich on 25/03/2011 07:38:23
Unsubscribe. Seriously, anyone got a better strategy? Please share.


Will you please just go if you are going to go. Otherwise stop complaining and actually make a constructive post detailing your issues. Unti lyou do that no-one is going to take you seriously.


I think youre looking to much into it... I just want to know how to beat EVE.


The only thing I've read from you is a series of constant "I'm quitting" whine threads. I'm trying to work out if you actually have serious point or if you are yet another poorly put together forum troll wannabe.

Maul555
Amarr
Reliables Inc
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.03.25 22:33:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Mister Smithington
Originally by: Sirinda
Better idea:

Paint the Eve logo on a punching bag. You can now beat Eve.

Better idea:

Tatoo the Eve logo to your phallus. You can now beat Eve.


The best way to beat EVE has been found. We can all go home now.

Silverskull7
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2011.03.25 22:55:00 - [18]
 

In soviet russia EvE beats you.

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
Posted - 2011.03.25 23:17:00 - [19]
 

Beat it with a nerfbat?

I'd shoot a video of me beating the original hardcopies if I didn't love the game as much as I do...

/c

Maul555
Amarr
Reliables Inc
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.03.26 00:07:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Chribba
Beat it with a nerfbat?

I'd shoot a video of me beating the original hardcopies if I didn't love the game as much as I do...

/c


I might be willing to donate my Origional hard copy, manual, and box just to see chribba beat himself silly with it...

Are these 1st edition thingies supposed to be valuable? I never checked.

Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
Posted - 2011.03.26 00:38:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Maul555
Originally by: Chribba
Beat it with a nerfbat?

I'd shoot a video of me beating the original hardcopies if I didn't love the game as much as I do...

/c


I might be willing to donate my Origional hard copy, manual, and box just to see chribba beat himself silly with it...

Are these 1st edition thingies supposed to be valuable? I never checked.
I dunno... should they..? You make the call.

imo. Yes.

/c

Maul555
Amarr
Reliables Inc
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.03.26 01:11:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Maul555 on 26/03/2011 01:12:17
Ok... I went and looked... I can find the 1st edition hard copy, no scratches, in the case, no cracks... and the manual... no folds or stains... I would be willing to mail it to the chribba, if he might be willing to give me some chribba-like guarantee that he will beat himself silly with it, hopefully to some good background music, and post it to youtube... I am only missing the box.

Doctor Carbonatite
Corporation for Public Broadcasting
Posted - 2011.03.26 02:04:00 - [23]
 

Well, if popular opinion is any indicator, the best strategy seems to be:

Buy Drake. Win Eve.

Bane Necran
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.03.26 02:10:00 - [24]
 

You never win MMOs. They're about making friends, or something.

LogixCraft
Gallente
Wildly Inappropriate
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2011.03.26 02:59:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Bane Necran
You never win MMOs. They're about making friends, or something.


who needs friends when you have internet spaceships?

Omega Sunset
Caldari Roughnecks
Posted - 2011.03.26 03:09:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Bane Necran
You never win MMOs. They're about making friends, or something.
In mmo's, you don't make friends, friends make you ...nerd rage
(same video, same disclaimer)

Voogru
Gallente
Massive Damage
We Are John Galt
Posted - 2011.03.26 03:14:00 - [27]
 

When you board the yacht there is a little message that says:

"Congratulations!"
"You have won EVE!"

Sisohiv
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2011.03.26 03:28:00 - [28]
 

Beat EvE like a baby seal: Use a really pointy stick.

Beat EvE like fear of the dark: Bring friends, sit in the dark, wait for silence, Fart.

Michwich
Posted - 2011.03.26 04:59:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Aeronwen Carys
Edited by: Aeronwen Carys on 26/03/2011 00:16:37
Originally by: Michwich
Originally by: Aeronwen Carys
Originally by: Michwich
Edited by: Michwich on 25/03/2011 07:38:23
Unsubscribe. Seriously, anyone got a better strategy? Please share.


Will you please just go if you are going to go. Otherwise stop complaining and actually make a constructive post detailing your issues. Unti lyou do that no-one is going to take you seriously.


I think youre looking to much into it... I just want to know how to beat EVE.


The only thing I've read from you is a series of constant "I'm quitting" whine threads. I'm trying to work out if you actually have serious point or if you are yet another poorly put together forum troll wannabe.


... ok no more bs, I see a lot of good people in this game , on the forums and you sometimes wonder where they are in real life. What are you doing here?

Michwich
Posted - 2011.03.26 06:08:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Mister Smithington
Originally by: Sirinda
Better idea:

Paint the Eve logo on a punching bag. You can now beat Eve.

Better idea:

Tatoo the Eve logo to your phallus. You can now beat Eve.


Youre good.


 

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