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Ariane VoxDei
Posted - 2011.03.23 03:32:00 - [1]
 

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A deep understanding of MMO database design, implantation issues and performance is essential.
CCPs are RL sanshas? (underline added by me).

http://www.ccpgames.com/en/jobs/job-details.aspx?jobid=226

Or maybe they MEANT to write: implementation, not implantation.

Yes, I could have pointed it out quietly, but this is so much more fun and has a ingame angle. And who knows, maybe they really do use implants.

Vardec Crom
Skyforger
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2011.03.23 04:10:00 - [2]
 

It could also be technical jargon.

Myra2007
Millstone Industries
Posted - 2011.03.23 04:30:00 - [3]
 

Maybe they were in fact looking for a database experienced surgeon. Most probably a liver surgeon from what is known about ccp corporate culture. Smile

Patient 2428190
DEGRREE'Fo'FREE Internet Business School
Posted - 2011.03.23 10:23:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Patient 2428190 on 23/03/2011 10:24:30
Implantation

CCP: We do Internet Spaceships and Human Fertility

Dr Sheepbringer
Gallente
Halinallen veroparatiisi
Inglorious Carebears
Posted - 2011.03.23 11:06:00 - [5]
 

You my friend should run for medical career.

RaTTuS
BIG
Gentlemen's Agreement
Posted - 2011.03.23 11:45:00 - [6]
 

can the OP fix his typo in the title WinkQuestion

Joe Forum
Amarr
Posted - 2011.03.23 13:20:00 - [7]
 

Like these?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microchip_implant_(human)

Plippy Ploppy Cheesenose
Posted - 2011.03.23 14:39:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: RaTTuS
can the OP fix his typo in the title WinkQuestion


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muphry%27s_law Very Happy

Aderata Nonkin
Amarr
Posted - 2011.03.23 14:50:00 - [9]
 

CPP? Is that a covert government agency?

Or maybe just a cryptic abbreviation to abuse the French.

shady trader
Posted - 2011.03.23 22:35:00 - [10]
 

No, the answer is much simpler then that, this is CCP we are talking about.

Its so after the mandatory daily team build activities. The team tasked with clean up once they are no longer able to talk/stand or in any act in a coherent manor, can just run a scanner over the implant to get the home address so they can drop them off in the correct location.

Its either that or CCP have introduced improvements to their "work" practices after a time a motion study, they identified a significant wast of time. The time to fill a glass of alcohol and drink it. Much more efficient to have a port implanted were pump linked to a large tank of pure alcohol can be plugged in. Even the most hard core can know do from stone cold sober back to the CCP standard level of drunk in less the 60 seconds.

GM Horse

Posted - 2011.03.23 22:47:00 - [11]
 

Wow, okay. I guess that is what that strange scar that just appeared at the back of my head just after I got hired is.

GM Horse

Posted - 2011.03.23 22:48:00 - [12]
 

DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST ALL IS WELL

PLEASE REPORT TO *EVE FANFEST* FOR *FUN*

Asurymen
Posted - 2011.03.23 23:10:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: GM Horse
DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST ALL IS WELL

PLEASE REPORT TO *EVE FANFEST* FOR *FUN*


Did......did we just crash a CCP employee?

...

Pass me the screwdriver, lets see whats in his head now the firewalls are down!

Zhim'Fufu
Posted - 2011.03.23 23:23:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Asurymen
Originally by: GM Horse
DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST ALL IS WELL

PLEASE REPORT TO *EVE FANFEST* FOR *FUN*


Did......did we just crash a CCP employee?

...

Pass me the screwdriver, lets see whats in his head now the firewalls are down!
Judging by the expression on his face I think someone beat you to it.Smile

Alonzo Harris
Posted - 2011.03.24 01:42:00 - [15]
 


Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises
Otherworld Empire
Posted - 2011.03.24 05:09:00 - [16]
 

/me has rfid chips in my hands... c/d?

Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
Posted - 2011.03.24 05:14:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: GM Horse
DISREGARD PREVIOUS POST ALL IS WELL

PLEASE REPORT TO *EVE FANFEST* FOR *FUN*


I like *FUN* Very Happy


 

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