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William Walker
Amarr
House Aratus
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2011.03.08 09:33:00 - [31]
 

when you wake up bathed in sweat after a nightmare involving your T3 and many webs and scrams, but that isn't the entire nightmare, as your T3 explodes reds warp in and scramble your pod with your billion ISK pod. You are podded and ragequit, but that's not the end of the nightmare, no. You login quickly thereafter to give away all your stuff and ragequit and call the reds cheating babies, but you realize you cannot login... you try to change your password, but you can't even reset it. You've been hacked, your stuff is being stolen and you are being biomassed. You can literally feel the life being sucked out of you. You open your eyes and look around but are surrounded by a gooey mass. You are in a pod!

Then you really wake up.

My Postman
Posted - 2011.03.08 10:11:00 - [32]
 

To much eve...?

When smuggling ciggys from slovenia to austria (there´s only 25 km for me to slovenia and there is no border anymore), and mobile customs where set up in these minutes i needed back, i was thinking. OMG I´M COUGHT IN A GATECAMP.

When the officer stopped me i was thinking: AND NOW IM WEBBED AND SCRAMBLED.

I had to pay a RANSOM of € 300 not to be PODDED.

True story.

Desigre
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.03.08 10:44:00 - [33]
 

When you say for your foreman at work: relax, i run industrial operation that generates billions monthly. And then you wonder why he looks you like madman.

mr passie
Minmatar
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas.
Posted - 2011.03.08 11:04:00 - [34]
 

A long time age, before the nano nerf I had a dream once.

I dreamt I recieved several insanely high speed tickets and I couldn't for the love of god understand how I..... until I saw vagabond under the heading "type of vehicle"


no I'm not kidding.....

Corozan Aspinall
Perkone
Posted - 2011.03.08 11:37:00 - [35]
 

When you think flying through aunenen (0.4) in your pod and +5 implants is a good idea.

http://par-t.net/killboard/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=212

Sleep. Its free and works really well. Apparently. Very Happy

Sebastiann Kane
Posted - 2011.03.08 11:41:00 - [36]
 

You know that you play EVE to much when you actually seriously consider meeting up with other sadsacks that place this game

when you actually start talking to someone with a life about this game and what you have been doing.

You consider traveling to another country to have sex with a female EVE player which you have plenty of women all around you at home.

When you post on this forum and care what people think of your comment

When you actually have a teamspeak downloaded and you use it for anything other than pvp

When its a blue sky day and you are grinding missions instead of making sweet love next to a river with a girl you know who keeps calling


Corozan Aspinall
Perkone
Posted - 2011.03.08 11:43:00 - [37]
 

Originally by: Sebastiann Kane
You know that you play EVE to much when you actually seriously consider meeting up with other sadsacks that place this game

when you actually start talking to someone with a life about this game and what you have been doing.

You consider traveling to another country to have sex with a female EVE player which you have plenty of women all around you at home.

When you post on this forum and care what people think of your comment

When you actually have a teamspeak downloaded and you use it for anything other than pvp

When its a blue sky day and you are grinding missions instead of making sweet love next to a river with a girl you know who keeps calling




... you still coming on the alliance op tonight tho rite? Shocked


Susiqueta Muir
Disturbed Blood Astrometrics
Posted - 2011.03.08 12:05:00 - [38]
 

I've seen different prices for the same item in different shops, only to think "Ok, if I buy a stack of these and take them to the other shop, I can undercut their price and make profit....."

SM.

SneakyNinjaPar
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2011.03.08 12:06:00 - [39]
 

U know u play eve to much when u make threads like this...

Grey Stormshadow
Starwreck Industries
Posted - 2011.03.08 12:11:00 - [40]
 

...when you buy a device which does stuff.

vulnevia
The Exploited.
Posted - 2011.03.08 12:13:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: Grey Stormshadow
...when you buy a device which does stuff.


But... they are the best devices!

Gillaboo
Posted - 2011.03.08 12:15:00 - [42]
 

...when you contact an Escort agency and you ask for something "Gallente"...


Dawnmist
Posted - 2011.03.08 12:19:00 - [43]
 

Offering virtual company 5 billion isk / 30 mins

Lost Greybeard
Gallente
Posted - 2011.03.08 12:27:00 - [44]
 

I dunno if this counts as Eve addiction or something else, but I often run two windows with two different MMOs and swap back and forth when missioning.

EVE: aggro the room, release light drones on the web/scram frigs

WAR: WAAAUGH! KILL STUNTY!

EVE: recall light drones, release heavies.

WAR: Time for the weekly PvE run!

EVE: OK, while I'm running back from a wipe, set course to next room, jump.

repeat, etc.

It's even funnier when I do it while PvPing.

"Why did you let that camp go by? I was expecting you to bomb it."

"WAAGH.. uh, I mean I dunno, they looked... too tough?"

(Stealth boats involve a lot of waiting, don't look at me like that.)

Bygg Bygg
Posted - 2011.03.08 12:36:00 - [45]
 

Edited by: Bygg Bygg on 08/03/2011 12:37:52
Why is it a thread like this with absolutely NO CONTENT and whose horse has been flogged to death 1 meeelion times does not get locked instantly like certain other threads which shall remain nameless?

Marjorie Ghias
Posted - 2011.03.08 12:47:00 - [46]
 

Originally by: Jint Hikaru
Not Eve, but Fallout New Vegas.

I was on my commute to work one morning and walking down a flight of stairs, I spotted a beer bottle cap on the ground. I actualy started to reach down to grab it before I realized what I was doing.




lol, awesome

Gillaboo
Posted - 2011.03.08 12:50:00 - [47]
 

Originally by: Bygg Bygg
Edited by: Bygg Bygg on 08/03/2011 12:37:52
Why is it a thread like this with absolutely NO CONTENT and whose horse has been flogged to death 1 meeelion times does not get locked instantly like certain other threads which shall remain nameless?


And yet, here you are. :P

Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
Posted - 2011.03.08 13:52:00 - [48]
 

when I trade on commodities, I think of minerals. Embarassed

Guilliman R
Gallente
Northstar Cabal
Important Internet Spaceship League
Posted - 2011.03.08 15:00:00 - [49]
 

When the first application you open on your compute in the morning is EVE, followed by firefox for some morning coffee, ratting and newspapering.

NinjaSpud
Posted - 2011.03.08 15:32:00 - [50]
 

.....when you hit a deer on the highway and get out of your car to check the loot.

sarah mcjimmy
Posted - 2011.03.08 17:35:00 - [51]
 

I'm starting to think that scamming and fraud are legitimate ways to make money Confused

Dark Assassin15
Failed Diplomacy
B A N E
Posted - 2011.03.08 17:44:00 - [52]
 

Edited by: Dark Assassin15 on 08/03/2011 17:45:37
when the first thing that comes to your mind when you see people selling stuff in front of a store is "gate camp"

Josefius
Gallente
JOKAS Industries
Posted - 2011.03.08 17:49:00 - [53]
 

Ask for a "status" on the pipe back home from work.

Valeronx
Celestial Horizon Corp.
Fallen Angels Alliance
Posted - 2011.03.08 18:47:00 - [54]
 

Originally by: Grey Stormshadow
...when you buy a device which does stuff.


All hail the Device !

.

Mechanoid Kryten
N0VA 5
Brainfarts
Posted - 2011.03.08 21:15:00 - [55]
 

Originally by: Julius Rigel
Originally by: Dawn Scott
When you play 18 hours a day.

Did I do it wrong? :p
Bah, amateurs. In myyyyy day we would stay up for 34 hours straight mining plagi and veld to pay the "giant" sum of 300M for a 90 day GTC.


Ha I mined 38.5 hours. And donated it all to griefergeddon my anti hulkageddon contest. We should marathon mine competitively some time winner take all. Lol. On an unrelated note wnen I'm at a red light I stay a few meters from the line so I can let go of the break and start approaching the stop light b4 it goes green. I call this aligning 2 green. For a faster start u know.

Drichter
Posted - 2011.03.08 21:53:00 - [56]
 

... you know there was already a thread about it with the same content some time ago.

Corporal Punishment08
NosWaffle
Nostradamus Effect
Posted - 2011.03.08 23:06:00 - [57]
 

...when you've stopped wondering what the point of the game is.

...when you try to explain the game to your wife with hopes that she will understand that if fills that deep inner need to fly spaceships and will let you play more now.

...when you describe EVE as your second, but way more tedious job.

...when you realise there isn't a mission in the EVE survival guide that you haven't run at least twice.

...when you start seeing faces in asteroids (that might've been the acid)

...when you play EVE on acid.

...when you're discussing names with your wife for your unborn kids, and your ideas are all other EVE characters, and your wife actually catches you on it

Mechanoid Kryten
N0VA 5
Brainfarts
Posted - 2011.03.08 23:55:00 - [58]
 

Originally by: Corporal Punishment08


...when you're discussing names with your wife for your unborn kids, and your ideas are all other EVE characters, and your wife actually catches you on it


My eve-playing spouse and I agree that if we have a girl, we will call her Eve.

Peri Simone
Steel Dawn Inc.
Posted - 2011.03.10 11:37:00 - [59]
 

When you want some information on the Caldari Badger-class freighter, and you google "badger".

Apparently there's another type of badger. Who knew?

- Peri.

Peri Simone
Steel Dawn Inc.
Posted - 2011.03.10 11:39:00 - [60]
 

Originally by: Jint Hikaru
Not Eve, but Fallout New Vegas.

I was on my commute to work one morning and walking down a flight of stairs, I spotted a beer bottle cap on the ground. I actualy started to reach down to grab it before I realized what I was doing.




That's hilarious. Very Happy


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