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White Tree
Gallente
Broski Federation
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2011.03.03 15:05:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: White Tree on 03/03/2011 15:07:07
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YOUR game is under attack. As leaked in various websites, you'll see the biggest powerbloc in Eve launch a cynical attempt to seize control of the CSM. NC and their partners Goonswarm aren't content with managing most of 0.0. They're conniving to take control of your council.
They'll use the information gained under Non-Disclosure Agreement to wheedle every possible in-game advantage, exploiting the privileged access to safeguard their own political interest.

Worst of all they'll almost certainly succeed. The NC and Goonswarm will use block voting (carefully co-ordinated between member corporations) to ensure this. They'll have tens of thousands of votes available at the drop of a hat.

I'll predict what we'll see in this campaign.

- Numerous NC / Goon alliance leaders standing

- Slick spin doctors attempting to present their takeover as 'the mavericks against the establishment'. They now ARE the establishment.

- Wheedling between these candidates, meetings behind closed doors, to steer the campaign

- Organised forum campaigns to smear opponent candidates

It can't possibly be good to have a single group controlling all the assets in game AND the mechanism for influencing the devs. It's with a sense of duty, that I stand for CSM.


The NC Deadly Gangster God worldwide brainwash radio control system exposed by Windypops E Dec Esq.

darkfuntime
Minmatar
Infinite Improbability Inc
Posted - 2011.03.03 15:12:00 - [2]
 

Clearly old boy has fell of his rocker.Sad thing is this has been the best topic on the coad for weeks.well,,,, in before lock.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.03.03 15:21:00 - [3]
 


Only thing I see wrong with this is that he accidentally has goon. and NC as two separate entities..Neutral
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White Tree
Gallente
Broski Federation
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2011.03.03 16:32:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: White Tree on 03/03/2011 16:33:22
Originally by: Snot Shot

Only thing I see wrong with this is that he accidentally has goon. and NC as two separate entities..Neutral
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You probably unironically think everything in the OP is true.

Snot Shot
Minmatar
Interstellar Brotherhood of Gravediggers
The 0rphanage
Posted - 2011.03.03 20:57:00 - [5]
 


There are a few things that are true in this game which I actually find humorous yet sad as well:

Botting is ruining the game as we all know, yet:

A) Because the majority of the active player base are NC sheep, they wouldn’t do anything to disrupt leaderships “activities”.

B) CEOs in most of the large Alliances directly benefit from botting so there is no incentive for them to stop it.

C) Most believe that CCP benefits as well and therefore won’t simply remove “local” which would crash botting.


There is obviously more to the topic but the simple fact is that ways in which we all made isk over the years are no longer an option because the return is not worth the amount of time spent doing it when you’re competing with an army of bots.

The politics of EVE 0.0 are just a bunch of old vets keeping each others bot kingdoms safe. Sure they throw in a couple wars here and there but we all know that’s just a distraction to keep the sheep busy.

If I was running my only ticket point would be to get rid of local. I might think of a few more but that’s probably the one that would change the game the most and for the better at this point. All the other **** people cry about is just background noise. Supercap proliferation, jump bridge networks circling 0.0, and just about all the other stuff people make up to be issues in 0.0 would be solved once local is gone.

I say if the NC wants to take over CSM let them. The only thing they have done for EVE so far is **** it up with giant sheep and botting farms. I say why not shine the light on them so we can all sit back and listen to how they plan to clean up the mess they have made.

0.0 was always supposed to be the most dangerous place to live in EVE…………now it’s the safest place to live.
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CCP Adida


C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2011.03.03 21:00:00 - [6]
 

Moved from CAOD

Ilene D'over
Tax Free Corporation
Posted - 2011.03.03 22:08:00 - [7]
 

Awww, look at that. Poor old Windybutt still trying to look relevant in Eve Online. I think his meds need adjusting to get his rabid paranoia under control.

General Windypops
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2011.03.03 22:23:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: White Tree
This is ACTUALLY white Generald Windypops' CSM ticket reads... RABBLE RABBLE RANT RANT


Originally by: General Windypops

I'll predict what we'll see in this campaign.


- Slick spin doctors attempting to present their takeover as 'the mavericks against the establishment'.

- Organised forum campaigns to smear opponent candidates



The only bit i got wrong was saying that the spin doctors would be slick, and the smear campaigns 'organised'.

White Tree
Gallente
Broski Federation
Tactical Narcotics Team
Posted - 2011.03.03 23:28:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: White Tree on 03/03/2011 23:32:56
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCz14j04JTg

Desya Dak'ann
Caldari
No Ducks Allowed
Posted - 2011.03.04 00:32:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Snot Shot
0.0 was always supposed to be the most dangerous place to live in EVE…………now it’s the safest place to live.


FINALLY, I CAN RAT IN DEAR SWEET SWEET PEACE

Headerman
Minmatar
Quovis
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2011.03.04 02:31:00 - [11]
 

Vote fascist for a third glorious year of total law enforcement!

Betray your family and friends, fabulous prises to be won!

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

Sporked
Posted - 2011.03.05 13:11:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Headerman
Vote fascist for a third glorious year of total law enforcement!

Betray your family and friends, fabulous prises to be won!

Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.


Dwayne Dibley!?

Soldarius
Caldari
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
Posted - 2011.03.07 03:28:00 - [13]
 

This thread is now about Animal Farm. Discuss.

HeroInAHalfShell
Posted - 2011.03.07 14:13:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Soldarius
This thread is now about Animal Farm. Discuss.


Great pron

General Windypops
The Littlest Hobos
En Garde
Posted - 2011.03.07 22:48:00 - [15]
 

Hi, this is the point in the campaign where I'm supposed to announce some big new policy to keep your attention. Instead I'm just going to link the sountrack that Suzi Kato sent me to accompany my campaign.

Great song. It makes me wish I had a moustache I could twiddle while I listen to it.

For glory and honour!


 

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