Posted - 2011.02.28 17:07:00 - [1
Please allow me to introduce myself.
I'm a man of no wealth and questionable tastes.
Who am I? I am the CEO of the Narwhals. [WEARE] Alliance. We're very up and coming, small and don't really care about Sov space or politics. I see a lot of my colleagues pledging to do this or that, remove jump bridges, increase small gang PvP, or break up the power blocks that hold the current political landscape of Sov space. *******s to that I say, *******s.
- Engine Trails.
The primary and only apparent focus of my alcohol-fueled campaign. Yes I know the graphics engine can't support them right now, but I'm sure with a bit of time CCP devs can fix anything. And hey, we can help them make it happen.
- Bring back the old jumpgate expressways.
This time preferably to Jita. The lag really can't get any worse, can it?
- Get Drunk
- Buy CCP beer
- Get drunk with CCP
My esteemed colleague, The Mittani is correct. They are lying to you. But while everybody is claming this or that, claming to care about this game that we play, I'll put it frankly. I don't. In the end, we are the customers and it's CCP's game. We can scream and ***** and cry and moan, but in the end, their word is law. And if you don't like it, don't play it.
Q: Is this campaign just a ploy for you to get to go to Iceland to buy CCP beer?
A: Yes, yes it is.