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Dead Pilots Society
Posted - 2011.02.28 02:52:00 - [1]

adam8690's 1 Billion Isk Giveaway Extravaganza

Start Date: NOW
End Date: March 15, 2011

So here's the long and short of it, I don't have time to do much other than hop and switch skills nowadays. I logged on today, looked at my bank full of Isk and thought, "I should give that away."

I though long and hard about how I should disperse my ill gotten gains and I decided that the contest should be completely unrelated to in game knowledge or skill. I'm tired of the same people always winning everything through a massive amount of in game experience, that makes it impossible for new players to compete. So I decided to pick something no amount of trained skills can help you with.

So instead of making the contest about Eve I've decided that whoever presents me with the piece of original work that I find most amusing, be it a video you made, a drawing in MS paint, a picture with an amusing caption, or a story involving three strippers and Captain Kangaroo, wins the Billion Isk. No strings attached, no entry fee, just some artistic talent and more or less hard work.

The work doesn't have to be related to eve but if it is I won't hold it against you. Winner will be sent the Isk on the day the contest concludes.

As proof of my sincerity here is a Screen cap of my Wallet.
Image changed to a link. Spitfire

Debby Dallas
Posted - 2011.02.28 03:06:00 - [2]

Edited by: Debby Dallas on 28/02/2011 03:06:38
I win right?

captain skinback
Posted - 2011.02.28 03:42:00 - [3]

heres a haiku

adam is causal
not much time to spin his ships
give me all your isk

Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
Posted - 2011.02.28 04:00:00 - [4]


Broski Enterprises
Elite Space Guild
Posted - 2011.02.28 06:16:00 - [5]

I've got a few.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?

[spoilers]My ass.[/spoilers]

If a tree falls on a woman in the forest, does anyone hear it? Wait... why is there a kitchen in the forest?

The news of the earthquake in NZ shook me quite badly.

Jennifer Starling
Imperial Navy Forum Patrol
Posted - 2011.02.28 07:24:00 - [6]

You could send the 1 billion ISK to John Rourke and his Clear Skies friends?

CCP Spitfire

C C P Alliance
Posted - 2011.02.28 09:03:00 - [7]

Moved from 'EVE General Discussion'.

Momar Szyslak
Posted - 2011.02.28 09:47:00 - [8]

Here are a couple of jokes that made me LOL Very Happy

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly found himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he said quietly to himself, “Oh God, I’m screwed”. A ray of light fell from the sky and a voice boomed out, “No, you are not screwed. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of chief standing in front of you”. So the explorer picked up the stone and proceeded to bash the life out of the chief. He stood above the lifeless body, breathing heavily, surrounded by 100 natives with looks of shock on their faces. The voice boomed out again, “Okay, now you’re screwed.”

Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him: "What is wrong with you?".
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to, and he was feeling very lonely. Then the loud voice said he was going to give him a companion and it would be a woman.
The voice continued, saying: "This person will cook for you and wash your clothes, she will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed."
Adam thought that sounded great, so he asked "What would a woman like this cost me??".
The voice answered: "An arm and a leg." Adam thought about that for a moment. He thought that would bea pretty high price to pay, so he then asked, "What can I get for just a rib???"

Posted - 2011.03.01 22:30:00 - [9]

blog ^^ thats artwork right?

Posted - 2011.03.02 01:03:00 - [10]

Can it be a true story? And can ther be multiple entries?

Posted - 2011.03.02 13:25:00 - [11]

Edited by: harringa on 02/03/2011 13:26:18
As a CCG fan I am this was the obviuos thing to do:

and that quote is epic

If I get the ISK I will print this out in good res and make a card out of it that will be on the top of my deck and will be in my base when I play with friends.


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