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Kojee
Xinegu Acquisitions
Posted - 2011.02.19 04:45:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Kojee on 19/02/2011 05:03:25
Yes, I am 4srs.

This is the character portrait of a friend of mine, but every time I see it I laugh.

http://www.nullifi3d.com/images/skunk.jpg
Link in case you have images disabled: lol

Your job is to make the funniest caption you can think of for this character portrait.

RULES
One caption per post
If I have to guess at what a filtered word is, you probably won't win.
Don't bribe me.
Come up with as many captions as you want.
Be as dirty as you like.
Entries must be submitted by 12:00pm (noon) on Saturday, February 27, 2011.

Your submissions will be judged by a panel of pirates, and whichever one we judge to be the funniest will get 50,000,000 ISK, no joke, no questions asked. There are no entry fees, I just want to see how creative you people are. I'm guessing we will make the winning caption his title :D

Image changed to URL. Zymurgist

Katsumoto
Caldari
Quam Singulari
Session Changes
Posted - 2011.02.19 05:26:00 - [2]
 

"Uhmm, hold that thought for one second mate.... I think i may have just followed through..."

Lt Angus
Caldari
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2011.02.19 05:38:00 - [3]
 

Edited by: Lt Angus on 19/02/2011 08:53:15
what do you mean im not wearing any pants

Zaratustra
The Confed Crew
Posted - 2011.02.19 05:38:00 - [4]
 

*He looks over from his urinal*
Him: Like what you see? I know I do

Zaratustra
The Confed Crew
Posted - 2011.02.19 05:40:00 - [5]
 

Does this look like a Q?
...
How about now?

Zaratustra
The Confed Crew
Posted - 2011.02.19 05:42:00 - [6]
 

"Jealous?"

AtheistOfFail
AoF Lottery Services
Posted - 2011.02.19 07:27:00 - [7]
 

"U Mad, bro?"

Derth Ramir
Posted - 2011.02.19 08:22:00 - [8]
 

"fml"

captain skinback
Posted - 2011.02.19 09:10:00 - [9]
 

i can give your butt-hole a good brushing

i dont even need a broom

Reeno Coleman
Posted - 2011.02.19 09:17:00 - [10]
 

The all new *Spoof* hair dye.
So easy to use, even Mexicans can do it.


Disclaimer: This is not racism. it's a Top Gear related running gag ^^

Sadayiel
Caldari
Inner Conflict
Posted - 2011.02.19 09:27:00 - [11]
 

Edited by: Sadayiel on 19/02/2011 09:27:09
Wait!! So my *Titan* don't fit?

or also as homage from down periscope.

Yes it reads welcome aboard!!

Jamaican Herbsman
I Love You Mary Jane
Posted - 2011.02.19 09:40:00 - [12]
 

YAAAAAUTTCH, your hands are cold, doctor!!!

VldTmp
Posted - 2011.02.19 09:43:00 - [13]
 

flap-flap-flap-flappidy-flap-flap[pause for sigh of pleasure]flap flap fl....

"Oh...umm...Mom, Dad...I didn't hear you come in...."

Everinsearch
Posted - 2011.02.19 09:47:00 - [14]
 

"...you kill my father, prepare to die!"

SkinSin
Posted - 2011.02.19 09:49:00 - [15]
 

"Y.M.C.A."

captain skinback
Posted - 2011.02.19 10:17:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Reeno Coleman
The all new *Spoof* hair dye.
So easy to use, even Mexicans can do it.


Disclaimer: This is not racism. it's a Top Gear related running gag ^^


yes because top gear isnt the most racist show on tv

Lobit
Posted - 2011.02.19 10:21:00 - [17]
 

Si, I bleached my pubes too! Arribba!

Sturmwolke
Posted - 2011.02.19 10:22:00 - [18]
 

Darling, where did you go last night?

Sharon Anne
Caldari
Posted - 2011.02.19 10:30:00 - [19]
 

"Dude, you got any weed?"

Jive
Caldari
Reclamation Fighters Group PLC
Posted - 2011.02.19 10:31:00 - [20]
 

Whatcha mean, I'm trapped in my Captains Quarters?

Serge Bastana
Gallente
GWA Corp
Posted - 2011.02.19 11:36:00 - [21]
 

I'm taller lying down you know!

Jenny Spitfire
Caldari
Posted - 2011.02.19 11:40:00 - [22]
 

Fancy hiding in my hide-out?

Wurzel Gummidge
Posted - 2011.02.19 11:44:00 - [23]
 

Why you violence my boat?

yani dumyat
Minmatar
Pixie Cats
Posted - 2011.02.19 11:56:00 - [24]
 


Blow job is not a term that should be taken literally.

trevormax
Posted - 2011.02.19 12:00:00 - [25]
 

"blonde hair and a handlebar mustache? are you shi&ing me?"

yani dumyat
Minmatar
Pixie Cats
Posted - 2011.02.19 12:05:00 - [26]
 


"Voila, c'est ma grande hot dog" is not something you should say to a hungry skank.

Nyio
Gallente
Federal Navy Academy
Posted - 2011.02.19 13:22:00 - [27]
 

"Crap! Knew I should have sat down."

Brooks Puuntai
Minmatar
Nomadic Asylum
Posted - 2011.02.19 13:50:00 - [28]
 

"So is this what that rap song Black and Yellow meant?"

Hechter
Posted - 2011.02.19 14:15:00 - [29]
 

"Err .. Capt'n, our logs show nothing but the scanners reporting a Cyno off our starboard bow"

Crumplecorn
Gallente
Eve Cluster Explorations
Posted - 2011.02.19 14:25:00 - [30]
 

"I shall call this file... boot.ini!"


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