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Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr
Vengeance Industrial Militia
Posted - 2011.02.16 19:13:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 01/06/2011 12:53:18
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You grant the wish of the person above you (with a few minor changes of course) and then you post your own for somebody to corrupt.

Rules Update: Bonus points if your wish is near impossible to corrupt, but please do not post a wish that IS impossible to corrupt, or the thread will die.

I wish I was a millionare.

Culmen
Caldari
Culmenation
Posted - 2011.02.16 19:47:00 - [2]
 

Yay! Corrupted Wish Game III: Revenge Of The Spam!


Congratulations, you now have a grand total networth of 1,000,000 Somalia Shillings!
This is valued at $30.03 as of Jan 1, 2011

I wish the previous Corrupted Wish Game never ended.

Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr
Vengeance Industrial Militia
Posted - 2011.02.16 19:49:00 - [3]
 

Wish granted. It continued with you losing all of your money (both in game and in real-life).

I wish Capsuleer, Warp, and Jump Technology were all real.

Helen Hunts
Gallente
Red Dragon Mining inc
Red Dragon Industries
Posted - 2011.02.16 20:38:00 - [4]
 

Granted. You are now part of the crew in a Guristas cruiser. A pod-pilot is on an intercept course to your ship. Sadly, you could never manage to become an actual pod-pilot.

I wish to be that pod-pilot.

Lance Fighter
Amarr
Posted - 2011.02.16 20:40:00 - [5]
 

Edited by: Lance Fighter on 16/02/2011 20:46:09
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Jon Taggart
State War Academy
Posted - 2011.02.16 20:45:00 - [6]
 

Granted. Because you salivated at the chance of an easy kill, you forgot to realize that this ship was a Bait Ship. You have now been hot-dropped by 2 Carriers. You are now dead.

I wish Mining was some sort of minigame.

Lance Fighter
Amarr
Posted - 2011.02.16 20:46:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Lance Fighter on 16/02/2011 20:47:02
Mining becomes a minigame, but just becomes the same yield for increased effort (and really isnt that fun).

I wish to be able to strip mine the asteroid belt in Sol

Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr
Vengeance Industrial Militia
Posted - 2011.02.16 21:23:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 16/02/2011 21:23:54
Wish granted. We ran out of all natural resources thanks to you.

I wish I had a Tech III Jovian Titan in the hangar of my home station in Chaven.

Brianna Caldwell
Posted - 2011.02.16 21:30:00 - [9]
 

You start mining the asteroid belt in the Sol System. Then Saturn's moon Janus starts moving and you are in the only ship close enough to intercept it. As your ship approaches it gets caught in a quantum frame shift drive and as you approach the speed of light, you and your crew all get catapulted 20,000 years into the future, Leaving your wife and kids behind. only to be trapped inside some colossal ancient alien structure.

I wish I were the ancient aliens that made the structure.

Reiisha
Veto Corp
Posted - 2011.02.16 21:43:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Brianna Caldwell
I wish I were the ancient aliens that made the structure.


Granted. You are now extinct aswell.



I wish for freshly made Belgian milk chocolate, still in the wrapper, without it directly or indirectly killing or harming me or anyone else in the universe and any derivative of it.

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2011.02.16 22:37:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: Reiisha
I wish for freshly made Belgian milk chocolate, still in the wrapper, without it directly or indirectly killing or harming me or anyone else in the universe and any derivative of it.
Sure. But the wrapper is made of elephant phallus.

I wish this thread would disappear. Just out of pure hatred for these things.

Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
Posted - 2011.02.17 00:26:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Blane Xero


I wish this thread would disappear. Just out of pure hatred for these things.



Granted. Now you and the rest of us flash from existance since it would take the destruction of time and space to satisfy your wish.

I wish that I could actually come up with a funny and potentially intriguing wish.


Slade

Asurymen
Posted - 2011.02.17 00:43:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Slade Trillgon

Granted. Now you and the rest of us flash from existance since it would take the destruction of time and space to satisfy your wish.

I wish that I could actually come up with a funny and potentially intriguing wish.


Slade



Granted. You produce a stunning and deeply thought-provoking wish. You are promptly swallowed by hordes of illiterate trolls for daring to imply that the internet is for anything other than bewbs.

I wish I could call down the "Wrath O'Oveur" once per day on any target I wish.

Boonaki
Caldari
Focused Annihilation
Detrimental Imperative
Posted - 2011.02.17 02:33:00 - [14]
 




Quote:



I wish I could call down the "Wrath O'Oveur" once per day on any target I wish.


Granted, but the effect also hits you.


I wish earth would explode and take all the humans with it.

Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr
Vengeance Industrial Militia
Posted - 2011.02.17 03:18:00 - [15]
 

Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 17/02/2011 03:20:04
"Sometimes I feel that the world shoud just STOP!"

Wish granted. You just had the most wonderful dream.

I wish somebody would try to corrupt my wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)...

Culmen
Caldari
Culmenation
Posted - 2011.02.17 03:24:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Amaroq Dricaldari

"Sometimes I feel that the world shoud just STOP!"

Wish granted. You just had the most wonderful dream.

I wish somebody would try to corrupt my wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)...


Granted,but it comes in the form of 700 page treatise on "want", "categorical imperative" and "Mold".
Your brain dies of boredom.

I wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)...

Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Sigma Special Tactics Group
Posted - 2011.02.17 03:47:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Culmen


Granted,but it comes in the form of 700 page treatise on "want", "categorical imperative" and "Mold".
Your brain dies of boredom.

I wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)...



Wish granted. But when you undock, you get a black screen, and then find you are in a pod, and the GMs tell you "the logs show nothing".

I wish for cherries that weigh 1lb. each.


Epegi Givo
Amarr
Department of Redundancy Dpt.
Posted - 2011.02.17 04:19:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Herzog Wolfhammer
Originally by: Culmen


Granted,but it comes in the form of 700 page treatise on "want", "categorical imperative" and "Mold".
Your brain dies of boredom.

I wish for a Tech III Jovian Titan docked in Chaven (and belonging to ME)...



Wish granted. But when you undock, you get a black screen, and then find you are in a pod, and the GMs tell you "the logs show nothing".

I wish for cherries that weigh 1lb. each.




Granted. 100,000 of those cherries just appeared 10 ft. above your head.

I wish that the sky was a slightly lighter shade of blue.

Culmen
Caldari
Culmenation
Posted - 2011.02.17 05:44:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Epegi Givo


I wish that the sky was a slightly lighter shade of blue.


Granted.
Interesting Fact: The sky is blue due to Rayleigh scattering of air molecules.
Changing the composition of the atmosphere or adding contaminants to it is one of the ways to change the sky color.
One naturally occurring phenomenon that causes this ia a 'Vesuvian volcano eruptions". The sky was a lighter shade of blue for several years the last time something like that happened.
Of course you won't notice that, since one such eruption has occurred directly underneath you.

I wish for a sandwich.

Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr
Vengeance Industrial Militia
Posted - 2011.02.17 14:34:00 - [20]
 

!!!
How the **** am I suppossed to corrupt that? Oh, wait, hold on...

IT IS POISONED!


I wish that my character was recieving a steady income of ISK from ANY in-game source.

Haxfar Portlaind
Posted - 2011.02.17 14:40:00 - [21]
 

CCP suspect you of botting and RMT, so you get permabaned with the same.

I wish i could get a Jovian Intercepter there is immune to webbing and scramblers

Bodrul
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.02.17 14:53:00 - [22]
 

wish granted, only problem is you cant fly it as it as the skill books dont exist and its just a paper weight

I wish i had 100billion isk



Amaroq Dricaldari
Amarr
Vengeance Industrial Militia
Posted - 2011.02.17 16:34:00 - [23]
 

Edited by: Amaroq Dricaldari on 22/03/2011 22:27:44
Wish granted, but you get it through scamming, and then CCP Bans you because of that. Thou needeth be more careful.

I wish I made peaceful contact with a Dev, an ISD Member, or a GM, in-game. NNote that I said PEACEFUL contact.

CCP Shadow


C C P
C C P Alliance
Posted - 2011.02.17 16:49:00 - [24]
 

I wish the poster above made another wish to corrupt.

Mag's
the united
Negative Ten.
Posted - 2011.02.17 17:58:00 - [25]
 

I wish the poster above me would lock this thread. Twisted Evil

JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
Posted - 2011.02.17 18:47:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Mag's
I wish the poster above me would lock this thread. Twisted Evil


Granted, but another similar thread is opened a few minutes later. Also, your ********* shrink and fall off.

I wish that I was better at PVP.

Eri Em
Posted - 2011.02.17 19:54:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: Eri Em on 17/02/2011 19:54:41
Good luck on that, you just got poded.

I wish Hit-ler was alive and .... and...

Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
Posted - 2011.02.17 21:41:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Eri Em


I wish Hit-ler was alive and .... and...


Granted. But he returns with the knowledge of how to bring forth demons form hell to help overthrow the world powers. Unfortunately for him, the spell he learned summoned Leviathan who was unhappy that he, who shall not be named, got out of hell. She then proceeded to devour him and return to her post at the gates of hell.


I wish that I had three accounts for EVE that had lifetime memberships with total ban immunity for each account.


Slade

Culmen
Caldari
Culmenation
Posted - 2011.02.17 23:32:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Slade Trillgon

I wish that I had three accounts for EVE that had lifetime memberships with total ban immunity for each account.



Granted.
It's practically a rule that any MMORPG offering lifetime subs goes free to play soon after.
EVE goes F2P and micro-transaction 2 days after your get your lifetime sub.
No, you won't be getting your money back, the logs show nothing.

I wish the logs would show whenever your lost a ship due to a bug/lag.

Ragnar256
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.02.18 01:22:00 - [30]
 

Edited by: Ragnar256 on 18/02/2011 01:22:30
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Slade Trillgon

I wish that I had three accounts for EVE that had lifetime memberships with total ban immunity for each account.



Granted.
It's practically a rule that any MMORPG offering lifetime subs goes free to play soon after.
EVE goes F2P and micro-transaction 2 days after your get your lifetime sub.
No, you won't be getting your money back, the logs show nothing.

I wish the logs would show whenever your lost a ship due to a bug/lag.


Granted. The logs reveals your recent titan death, and the isk you had been reimbursed, has been taken away several times over, putting you billions into the negatives.

I wish for another plex.


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