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Goonsarecorwards
Posted - 2011.02.15 22:34:00 - [1]
 

So, I just recently figured out that those who serve in Goonswarm Federation are lying backstabbers! (Posting on Alt) (Who Cares)

Anyway, I was looking for a corp and a person from Goonwaffle, conversations me and says I can join them blah, blah and all it requires is a 500 million security deposit for the background check, I was like yeah sure, here ya go!

At that time I did not do my homework and look up there wiki! So yeah I was scammed, no big deal, it happens all the time cause of my stupidity! Here thou is what ****ed me off, After I pay anc contract my items to be moved by Jump Freighter by this person, ( Yeah I know I was stupid, it happens) he tells me to come down to there space and then apply as I will be allowed to join once I make the trip!

So I head down there and brave the long haul, only to make it through the gate camps and such to Federation space, I enter and tell them who I am and what I am doing there! Those asshats podded me right there with my +5 implants onEvil or Very Mad

Then I finally see that I was tricked and demand my stuff back, they tell me I can get it back if I come down there again and win a 1vs1 against him, so I load up my new ship and head on out, I get there and they seem to at first honor it, but no of course not, they blob me and then pod me again Sad

So I say I just want what they took back, I understand I lost the isk, but I want my items as it was all I really had left, so I head down there with my Badger II and ask to please get it back, asshats kill me and pod me again ugh

Finally after that I decide to hell with it and wont go there again, well only about a hour later, I seem this same person in low sec heading to High, (prolly to sell my stuffMad I target him and open fire, well needless to say he had buddies and I got podded again Evil or Very Mad


Long story short, Dont ever tust them, they are liars, scammers and thieves, who will do anything to screw you as well as not even put a fair pvp fight, have to blob to win!


At this point, I have little to nothing left, they killed my last few ships and stole the rest from the supposdey move they were going to do for me!


Rule.1 Never Ever Trust a Goon

Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
Posted - 2011.02.15 22:36:00 - [2]
 

-2/10

Goonsarecorwards
Posted - 2011.02.15 22:46:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Misanth
-2/10


I don't care what ya think of what they did, this just proves that more stupid exist then I gave credit to.

Kerak Chevaliers
Amarr
The Concilium Enterprises
Spectrum Alliance
Posted - 2011.02.15 22:50:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Kerak Chevaliers on 15/02/2011 22:50:09
AMAZING

(also: yawn)

Grace Wing
Gallente
Garoun Investment Bank
Posted - 2011.02.15 22:50:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Goonsarecorwards
Anyway, I was looking for a corp and a person from Goonwaffle, conversations me and says I can join them blah, blah and all it requires is a 500 million security deposit for the background check, I was like yeah sure, here ya go!


Wow, you goons sure do SUCK at trolling.

now GTFO of C+P

...wait. Now I understand why you idiots swarm this place so badly. You think C+P stands for child ****ography. Well darn it. CCP should've done a better job of giving this forum a name that doesn't attract the bandwagon of aspies.

Brynhilda
Amarr
Massive PVPness
Posted - 2011.02.15 22:55:00 - [6]
 

I trust them...

...to scam folks in highsec and decrease the surplus population.

Legolas Greenleaf
Posted - 2011.02.15 23:13:00 - [7]
 

I miss the days when trolls at least went to the effort of *trying* to be original.

Arianna Comnenus
Posted - 2011.02.15 23:25:00 - [8]
 

Troll, or another satisfied customer?

aetherguy881
Gallente
Posted - 2011.02.15 23:32:00 - [9]
 

Third time's the charm!

Skunk Gracklaw
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.02.16 00:09:00 - [10]
 

What is a corward?

Memcoll
Posted - 2011.02.16 00:47:00 - [11]
 

Why would anyone want to pay goons 500 mill? If they paid me 500 mill I still wouldn't join them.

Cole Y0unger
Federal Navy Academy
Posted - 2011.02.16 01:39:00 - [12]
 

AAAWWWWWWW How cute another goons attention thread..It never gets old boy's 0/10

Aya Otosaki
Assero Argentum
Posted - 2011.02.16 01:48:00 - [13]
 

i have found goons to be extremely trustworthy. they are also very accepting regardless of the individual, i find that very christian.

ofc you can trust a goon, but you have to know that trust is earned. knowing who to trust is very important in eve.

you can trust people in eve, in fact its a must. but dont be stupid.

Ragnar256
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.02.16 01:56:00 - [14]
 

Goons, hmm, rings a bell. Now, where have I seen that name before.Confused

Oh yeah, I was shooting at their undefended (hurr durr) POS last weekend.Laughing

fgft Athonille
Posted - 2011.02.16 01:59:00 - [15]
 

sebnd me 200 million isk or i will reveal your terrible police main to the wolrd

Goonsarecorwards
Posted - 2011.02.16 02:03:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Ragnar256
Goons, hmm, rings a bell. Now, where have I seen that name before.Confused

Oh yeah, I was shooting at their undefended (hurr durr) POS last weekend.Laughing


Impossible, with the blob they field, how could anyone get near them...

Doddy
Excidium.
Executive Outcomes
Posted - 2011.02.16 02:54:00 - [17]
 

Why would anyone, ever, pay to join any corp? Why would anyone, ever, give isk with no way of getting it back, in any circumstances? Where do goons find these fools?

Grace Wing
Gallente
Garoun Investment Bank
Posted - 2011.02.16 03:00:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Doddy
Where do goons find these fools?


http://forums.somethingawful.com/

Soldarius
Caldari
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
Posted - 2011.02.16 03:00:00 - [19]
 

Wow. Either this is a really poor attempt at a troll, or you are the easiest mark in the history of eve.

Goonsarecorwards
Posted - 2011.02.16 03:02:00 - [20]
 

I should post links to the killmails so ya can see how they kept podding me Crying or Very sad

Grace Wing
Gallente
Garoun Investment Bank
Posted - 2011.02.16 03:21:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Goonsarecorwards
I should post links to the killmails so ya can see how they kept podding me Crying or Very sad


I'd rather have you explain to us how you got the GAIDS.

Ragnar256
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.02.16 03:43:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Goonsarecorwards
Originally by: Ragnar256
Goons, hmm, rings a bell. Now, where have I seen that name before.Confused

Oh yeah, I was shooting at their undefended (hurr durr) POS last weekend.Laughing


Impossible, with the blob they field, how could anyone get near them...
idk, that's the crazy part. If I knew that there would have been no one defending it, I'd have brought moar firepower.

Mister Normal
Metanoia.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.02.16 04:32:00 - [23]
 

I don't care if this is a troll or not.

I only care that it is gold.

Cibo Matto
Gallente
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.02.16 05:34:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Ragnar256
Goons, hmm, rings a bell. Now, where have I seen that name before.Confused

Oh yeah, I was shooting at their undefended (hurr durr) POS last weekend.Laughing


Wait, you actually shot at one of their POS? OMGOMGOMG! I have to hear more! Can I go the next time you go, so I can learn how to shoot a POS? I need to hear the whole story, don't you understand? Tell me how it felt? Was anyone in system? Did you go with friends, or just shot it alone LIKE A BOSS?

Don't leave me hanging!Surprised

Mister Normal
Metanoia.
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2011.02.16 05:41:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Cibo Matto
Originally by: Ragnar256
Goons, hmm, rings a bell. Now, where have I seen that name before.Confused

Oh yeah, I was shooting at their undefended (hurr durr) POS last weekend.Laughing


Wait, you actually shot at one of their POS? OMGOMGOMG! I have to hear more! Can I go the next time you go, so I can learn how to shoot a POS? I need to hear the whole story, don't you understand? Tell me how it felt? Was anyone in system? Did you go with friends, or just shot it alone LIKE A BOSS?

Don't leave me hanging!Surprised


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InternetSpaceship
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.02.16 06:28:00 - [26]
 

This was surely just a mistake, I invite you to message me in game and I can help you resolve this problem. We can get your stuff back, and even have you reimbursed for the implants you lost. I stake my e-honor on it.

InternetSpaceship
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.02.16 06:31:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: InternetSpaceship on 16/02/2011 06:36:46
Edited by: InternetSpaceship on 16/02/2011 06:32:19
Edited by: InternetSpaceship on 16/02/2011 06:31:44
Edited by: InternetSpaceship on 16/02/2011 06:31:24
Originally by: Grace Wing
Originally by: Goonsarecorwards
Anyway, I was looking for a corp and a person from Goonwaffle, conversations me and says I can join them blah, blah and all it requires is a 500 million security deposit for the background check, I was like yeah sure, here ya go!


Wow, you goons sure do SUCK at trolling.

now GTFO of C+P

...wait. Now I understand why you idiots swarm this place so badly. You think C+P stands for child ****ography. Well darn it. CCP should've done a better job of giving this forum a name that doesn't attract the bandwagon of aspies.


You're thinking of 4chan. We banned all the Anime subforum pedos, presumably back to 4-chan. Our aspies prefer good old-fashioned amputee ****.

Chuckles McLaughy
Posted - 2011.02.16 08:28:00 - [28]
 

Points at OP and simply laughs.

Baki Yuku
Minmatar
Nordgoetter
Viking Empire
Posted - 2011.02.16 10:22:00 - [29]
 

My gard this one is not too bright podded 4 times before he gets it lol


Kylira Ulfrinn
Blackstaff Logistics
Posted - 2011.02.16 13:49:00 - [30]
 

posting to confirm that goons are corwards


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