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fgft Athonille
Posted - 2011.02.12 12:03:00 - [1]
 

A new force was born. We have combined our forces and we shall purge The Space P0lice and their horde of allies and falcon alts. Terrible P0lice... Your supers will die, your members will flee and your alliance will be disbanded again.

I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.

PS I have petitioned your illegal smartbomb attack inside of a station dock range. You will be banned and I hope it was worth it, you exploiting nobody.

Shivalla
Gallente
Financial Removal
THE SPACE P0LICE
Posted - 2011.02.12 13:21:00 - [2]
 

Originally by: fgft Athonille
A new force was born. We have combined our forces and we shall purge The Space P0lice and their horde of allies and falcon alts. Terrible P0lice... Your supers will die, your members will flee and your alliance will be disbanded again.

I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.

PS I have petitioned your illegal smartbomb attack inside of a station dock range. You will be banned and I hope it was worth it, you exploiting nobody.



Horde of allies :DD

Hahahhaahahaha... comic gold right there :))

Hahahaha, so much of butthurt :D

I cannot even reply to this mail :D

PS: I thought you petitioned me for talking in Local aswell :))

Why not bring up T20 aswell while your at it :))

Brynhilda
Amarr
Massive PVPness
Posted - 2011.02.12 13:29:00 - [3]
 

Either this is a serious case of butthurt or the OP is a serious case of troll.

Larkonis Trassler
Doctrine.
Posted - 2011.02.12 13:32:00 - [4]
 

Looking at the thread title I was expecting a good post.

Having read it I no have the same feeling I get when I sit down on my man throne to curl one out but nothing emerges but a long fart. I am angry and disappointed OP.

Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
Posted - 2011.02.12 15:01:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Shivalla
I cannot even reply to this mail :D





You just did, cretin-chops

Lilith Velkor
Minmatar
Heretic Army
B A N E
Posted - 2011.02.12 15:37:00 - [6]
 


fgft Athonille
Posted - 2011.02.12 15:55:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: fgft Athonille on 12/02/2011 15:57:33
Less than 48 hours remain until the last of the vile Space P0lice forces meet their untimely end. With that in mind, I'll take your questions

Originally by: Larkonis Trassler
Having read it I no have the same feeling I get when I sit down on my man throne to curl one out but nothing emerges but a long fart. I am angry and disappointed OP.


Everybody felt like that when you brought back the Neo Spartans. And your CSM "career"

Originally by: Lilith Velkor
Was it really that big of a deal?


It was an exploit and it has been petitioned. I was well inside docking range and right next to the station geometry at the time. After he gets banned, he can think about how much his alliance fails.

Lilith Velkor
Minmatar
Heretic Army
B A N E
Posted - 2011.02.12 16:25:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: fgft Athonille

Originally by: Lilith Velkor
Was it really that big of a deal?


It was an exploit and it has been petitioned. I was well inside docking range and right next to the station geometry at the time. After he gets banned, he can think about how much his alliance fails.



What station in Hagilur was it? I did live there for a while, I think some of them have a pretty short dock radius.

Not an expert smartbomber, but I think you can reach inside dock radius with bombs on those.

Kitty McKitty
Gallente
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2011.02.12 19:19:00 - [9]
 

Blah blah I died because I am a moron but because I don't understand game mechanics I'm going to cry exploit and waste CCP's time.

Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2011.02.12 21:22:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: fgft Athonille

Originally by: Lilith Velkor
Was it really that big of a deal?


It was an exploit and it has been petitioned. I was well inside docking range and right next to the station geometry at the time. After he gets banned, he can think about how much his alliance fails.



large t2 smartbombs have a 6km area of effect.

you can't light off smartbombs within 5km of a station/stargate.

you do the math.

Leslie e'Evob
Paramilitary Skanks
Posted - 2011.02.12 22:15:00 - [11]
 

I elect Fgft as the official posterboy for the "give us pod killmails with implants listed"-campaign.

Were they very expensive? Or even hilariously expensive?

UMB?

Soldarius
Caldari
Peek-A-Boo Bombers
Posted - 2011.02.13 05:23:00 - [12]
 

The rage is strong with his one.

OP is clearly a combat noob. If you are flying in losec and get podded by a smartbombing Rokh next to a station, you are doing it wrong.

Confirming range of a Large EMP smartbomb II is 6km, which is farther than the 5km restriction. Therefore, Artemis Rose can sit 5001m from the station and play with his disco balls for as long as he has the energy.

I think the problem here is OP doesn't understand that if you undock in lo/nul without a visual or at least an insta-undock, you are doing it wrong.

Artemis Rose... damn that name is familiar. I know I have seen you around somewhere.

Brynhilda
Amarr
Massive PVPness
Posted - 2011.02.13 06:01:00 - [13]
 

That's seriously the reason? You got podded by a Disco Rokh?

He's doing it so I'll do it as well!

Isabelle Starkson is a no-good GOGGLES WEARER!!

fgft Athonille
Posted - 2011.02.13 08:29:00 - [14]
 

i got podded after i started making my brilliant threads, when i was spreading the message to the unwashed masses of Space P0lice in their home system, sicne i highly doubt any of them can open a web browser.

After being undocked for nearly 3 and half hours, the fierce belt pvpers got enough sack to undock and then procedded to exploit pod me. no bohter, as many of you have noticed i am a brand new character. my main has fought the terrible police, i have killed their drakes and taken no damages except for the 125,000 isk in repair bills.

Since my threads, terrible police hasn't logged on and the ones who have been logged on.. too scared to undock. they lost a captial and multiple bs and they are forced to live farther and farther from hagilur.

victory is in hand gentleman

Captain Die
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.02.13 13:02:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: fgft Athonille
i got podded after i started making my brilliant threads, when i was spreading the message to the unwashed masses of Space P0lice in their home system, sicne i highly doubt any of them can open a web browser.

After being undocked for nearly 3 and half hours, the fierce belt pvpers got enough sack to undock and then procedded to exploit pod me. no bohter, as many of you have noticed i am a brand new character. my main has fought the terrible police, i have killed their drakes and taken no damages except for the 125,000 isk in repair bills.

Since my threads, terrible police hasn't logged on and the ones who have been logged on.. too scared to undock. they lost a captial and multiple bs and they are forced to live farther and farther from hagilur.

victory is in hand gentleman


Proof or GTFO

Also, stfu.

Artemis Rose
Clandestine Vector
THE SPACE P0LICE
Posted - 2011.02.13 14:03:00 - [16]
 

As a response to your thread, I wish to impart you with a tale of a personal nature. I was but a wee lass, many a moon and patch ago..

I was skipping and singing J-Pop songs to myself on the bridge of my mighty Covetor, as my loyal autopilot took me carefully to the battle-fortress called 5exploitin Mountain for work. Over the summer, I used my supreme Internet Lawyer Degree to score an internship at H4Xin Figs Corporation as a little fig. Life was good, we spent our times debating the latest h4x and what considered okay and figgish. We tirelessly debated on cutting edge strategies, and my team did the work on the proper use and installation of the logoffski drive. My trusty internet lawyer smrtz and my plucky desire to achieve excellence lead me to perfect the logoffski drive currently installed in every spaceship.

I'm getting a bit off topic, but I will digress to the moment when I was forcibly removed from 5exploitin Mountain and my internship was terminated. I was called to the headfig's office and I needed to make a presentation. I had the brilliant idea involving these wonderful stations, unofficially known by their informal term as a "kickout stations". When your unsuspecting victim was thrust, speeding off into a dangerous world, he would not be able to immediately redock in safety and a valuable window of griefing is opened. While this was common knowledge to my superior figs, I thought of a new way to enhance the griefing process. One could warp a smartbomb battleship (disco ballz) roughly 7-8km from the undock ramp of this station. After an expertly executed string of commands f1-f8, the disco ballz could vaporize small vessels instantly.

After hearing my presentation, the headfig was :disappoint:. He secretly hoped I would prove myself worthy enough to be transfered into the :THE SPHERE: subdivision basement levels, but my h4xin was just not up to par. He spat his 9001 year old Scotch at me and raged to the best of his ability, "That is common knowledge to anybody fitting a smartbomb, get out of my office NOW! I never want to see you in h4xin figs 5exploitin Mountain EVER AGAIN"

I was in shambles. I wandered into seedy places in lowsec, and did inappropriate things to innocent pod pilots. I yelled and screamed over local comms, I fired autocannons at pods. I sold my beloved Covetor to get another hit of blue pill. I went bad, I went rogue.. but I never forgot my days as an intern at the Mountain. Flash forward to that fateful day I saw you, fgft Athonille, in Hagilur. You were outside of a kickout station, just floating there. I ordered my starship to warp to that station.. and when my Rokh class battleship arrived, you instantly docked. It was perfect, it was fate. I knew exactly what to do. I engaged my engines and slowly crawled to a spot.. 8km off the docking ramp. I waited. You undocked. With a show of stunning reflexes, I executed a brilliant chain of commands to my starship and was rewarded with the warm glow of smartbombs, and sweet pod goo splattering all over my ship. Oh sweet success.



tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.

Jovan Geldon
Gallente
Lead Farmers
Kill It With Fire
Posted - 2011.02.13 14:26:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Artemis Rose
As a response to your thread, I wish to impart you with a tale of a personal nature. I was but a wee lass, many a moon and patch ago..

I was skipping and singing J-Pop songs to myself on the bridge of my mighty Covetor, as my loyal autopilot took me carefully to the battle-fortress called 5exploitin Mountain for work. Over the summer, I used my supreme Internet Lawyer Degree to score an internship at H4Xin Figs Corporation as a little fig. Life was good, we spent our times debating the latest h4x and what considered okay and figgish. We tirelessly debated on cutting edge strategies, and my team did the work on the proper use and installation of the logoffski drive. My trusty internet lawyer smrtz and my plucky desire to achieve excellence lead me to perfect the logoffski drive currently installed in every spaceship.

I'm getting a bit off topic, but I will digress to the moment when I was forcibly removed from 5exploitin Mountain and my internship was terminated. I was called to the headfig's office and I needed to make a presentation. I had the brilliant idea involving these wonderful stations, unofficially known by their informal term as a "kickout stations". When your unsuspecting victim was thrust, speeding off into a dangerous world, he would not be able to immediately redock in safety and a valuable window of griefing is opened. While this was common knowledge to my superior figs, I thought of a new way to enhance the griefing process. One could warp a smartbomb battleship (disco ballz) roughly 7-8km from the undock ramp of this station. After an expertly executed string of commands f1-f8, the disco ballz could vaporize small vessels instantly.

After hearing my presentation, the headfig was :disappoint:. He secretly hoped I would prove myself worthy enough to be transfered into the :THE SPHERE: subdivision basement levels, but my h4xin was just not up to par. He spat his 9001 year old Scotch at me and raged to the best of his ability, "That is common knowledge to anybody fitting a smartbomb, get out of my office NOW! I never want to see you in h4xin figs 5exploitin Mountain EVER AGAIN"

I was in shambles. I wandered into seedy places in lowsec, and did inappropriate things to innocent pod pilots. I yelled and screamed over local comms, I fired autocannons at pods. I sold my beloved Covetor to get another hit of blue pill. I went bad, I went rogue.. but I never forgot my days as an intern at the Mountain. Flash forward to that fateful day I saw you, fgft Athonille, in Hagilur. You were outside of a kickout station, just floating there. I ordered my starship to warp to that station.. and when my Rokh class battleship arrived, you instantly docked. It was perfect, it was fate. I knew exactly what to do. I engaged my engines and slowly crawled to a spot.. 8km off the docking ramp. I waited. You undocked. With a show of stunning reflexes, I executed a brilliant chain of commands to my starship and was rewarded with the warm glow of smartbombs, and sweet pod goo splattering all over my ship. Oh sweet success.



tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.


Flawless victory, Sir.

Cyras DeValera
Gallente
Midnight Ballistics
Posted - 2011.02.13 16:07:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: Artemis Rose
tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.


QFT. You can almost hear "finish him!" when you start reading the tl:dr. Twisted Evil

+1 Artemis.

Tau Dades
Caldari
Even End of the Universe
Posted - 2011.02.13 16:36:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Artemis Rose

tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.


:Elite Battlemind:


Sergiiy Kortos
J5 Industries
Posted - 2011.02.13 16:36:00 - [20]
 

Hillarious Art!

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.02.13 16:39:00 - [21]
 

OP sounds like a fatty.


betterdent
Project Nemesis
Posted - 2011.02.13 17:30:00 - [22]
 

Dude, seriously.

You are a terrible troll.
Just stop while nobody has respect for you. Rolling Eyes

Harrigan VonStudly
Original Sin.
Underworld Excavators
Posted - 2011.02.13 17:33:00 - [23]
 

Whoop whoop it's the sound of the Space P0lice

Le Poupon
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
Posted - 2011.02.13 18:14:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: betterdent
Dude, seriously.

You are a terrible troll.
Just stop while nobody has respect for you. Rolling Eyes


Didn't work for me.

Commandante Caldari
Dark-Rising
Posted - 2011.02.13 18:46:00 - [25]
 

I am praying for you and your allies that RL will save your addicted souls. And btw: there's just one elite ECM ***-alt in Hag and that's me.

Shivalla
Gallente
Financial Removal
THE SPACE P0LICE
Posted - 2011.02.13 18:52:00 - [26]
 

Edited by: Shivalla on 13/02/2011 18:53:29
Originally by: fgft Athonille
A new force was born. We have combined our forces and we shall purge The Space P0lice and their horde of allies and falcon alts. Terrible P0lice... Your supers will die, your members will flee and your alliance will be disbanded again.

I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.

PS I have petitioned your illegal smartbomb attack inside of a station dock range. You will be banned and I hope it was worth it, you exploiting nobody.



[18:31:20] Shivalla > We NEVER asked anyone to join, because we know what you guys will do when there is fight
[18:31:24] Shivalla > like, proven moment ago
[18:31:26] Shivalla > when ALTI came
[18:31:52] GruntMarine > forgive us for not fighting a bunch of scrubs in cruisers and frigs when we're all BSs lol

WTS: Stasis webifiers and some balls for your own low slots.

And btw, I hope you guys are embarassed... I would...

40man BS/Logistic fleet was in question which was jumped by ~30man frig/cruiser gang.



Yours,

Shivalla

gerku
S.A.S
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.02.13 19:39:00 - [27]
 

Edited by: gerku on 13/02/2011 19:41:33
Triage archon boom ????
Shivalla is realy good in numbers counting and stats talk ????

I understand why you stick to forums. If you can't count the numbers it's hard to fly space ships for real unless you're in a drake F1 F7 pvp..

Shivalla = Mad

Fatality Killer
Minmatar
Blood Thirsty Pirates With Rum
Posted - 2011.02.13 19:43:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Shivalla
Edited by: Shivalla on 13/02/2011 18:53:29
Originally by: fgft Athonille
A new force was born. We have combined our forces and we shall purge The Space P0lice and their horde of allies and falcon alts. Terrible P0lice... Your supers will die, your members will flee and your alliance will be disbanded again.

I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.

PS I have petitioned your illegal smartbomb attack inside of a station dock range. You will be banned and I hope it was worth it, you exploiting nobody.



[18:31:20] Shivalla > We NEVER asked anyone to join, because we know what you guys will do when there is fight
[18:31:24] Shivalla > like, proven moment ago
[18:31:26] Shivalla > when ALTI came
[18:31:52] GruntMarine > forgive us for not fighting a bunch of scrubs in cruisers and frigs when we're all BSs lol

WTS: Stasis webifiers and some balls for your own low slots.

And btw, I hope you guys are embarassed... I would...

40man BS/Logistic fleet was in question which was jumped by ~30man frig/cruiser gang.



Yours,

Shivalla

Erm, you clearly don't know what's going on in Hagilur and the area around there.

And no, Fear, INFOD and the rest was 30 in gang at the most. And they had a 50 man gang chasing them.

I think you should learn how to do math.

dayne steel
Caldari
Morwyn's Wrath
Posted - 2011.02.13 19:52:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Artemis Rose
As a response to your thread, I wish to impart you with a tale of a personal nature. I was but a wee lass, many a moon and patch ago..

I was skipping and singing J-Pop songs to myself on the bridge of my mighty Covetor, as my loyal autopilot took me carefully to the battle-fortress called 5exploitin Mountain for work. Over the summer, I used my supreme Internet Lawyer Degree to score an internship at H4Xin Figs Corporation as a little fig. Life was good, we spent our times debating the latest h4x and what considered okay and figgish. We tirelessly debated on cutting edge strategies, and my team did the work on the proper use and installation of the logoffski drive. My trusty internet lawyer smrtz and my plucky desire to achieve excellence lead me to perfect the logoffski drive currently installed in every spaceship.

I'm getting a bit off topic, but I will digress to the moment when I was forcibly removed from 5exploitin Mountain and my internship was terminated. I was called to the headfig's office and I needed to make a presentation. I had the brilliant idea involving these wonderful stations, unofficially known by their informal term as a "kickout stations". When your unsuspecting victim was thrust, speeding off into a dangerous world, he would not be able to immediately redock in safety and a valuable window of griefing is opened. While this was common knowledge to my superior figs, I thought of a new way to enhance the griefing process. One could warp a smartbomb battleship (disco ballz) roughly 7-8km from the undock ramp of this station. After an expertly executed string of commands f1-f8, the disco ballz could vaporize small vessels instantly.

After hearing my presentation, the headfig was :disappoint:. He secretly hoped I would prove myself worthy enough to be transfered into the :THE SPHERE: subdivision basement levels, but my h4xin was just not up to par. He spat his 9001 year old Scotch at me and raged to the best of his ability, "That is common knowledge to anybody fitting a smartbomb, get out of my office NOW! I never want to see you in h4xin figs 5exploitin Mountain EVER AGAIN"

I was in shambles. I wandered into seedy places in lowsec, and did inappropriate things to innocent pod pilots. I yelled and screamed over local comms, I fired autocannons at pods. I sold my beloved Covetor to get another hit of blue pill. I went bad, I went rogue.. but I never forgot my days as an intern at the Mountain. Flash forward to that fateful day I saw you, fgft Athonille, in Hagilur. You were outside of a kickout station, just floating there. I ordered my starship to warp to that station.. and when my Rokh class battleship arrived, you instantly docked. It was perfect, it was fate. I knew exactly what to do. I engaged my engines and slowly crawled to a spot.. 8km off the docking ramp. I waited. You undocked. With a show of stunning reflexes, I executed a brilliant chain of commands to my starship and was rewarded with the warm glow of smartbombs, and sweet pod goo splattering all over my ship. Oh sweet success.



tl:dr You docked in a kickout, cry me a river. Also, I saved your bad thread.



there is only one thing i would like to see here, and that is for this thread to be closed and a new one opened for Artemis Rose.... I wanna hear the rest of the story

Shivalla
Gallente
Financial Removal
THE SPACE P0LICE
Posted - 2011.02.13 20:01:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: Fatality Killer
Originally by: Shivalla
Edited by: Shivalla on 13/02/2011 18:53:29
Originally by: fgft Athonille
A new force was born. We have combined our forces and we shall purge The Space P0lice and their horde of allies and falcon alts. Terrible P0lice... Your supers will die, your members will flee and your alliance will be disbanded again.

I suggest if you are in the Space P0lice, I can offer you a vacation package to Curse for your sec ratting needs. This package is complete with Drakes, Ravens and even Hulks for your carebearing needs and you can firesale all your Drakes, Shield Power Relays II and ECM to me. Just contract it over at 75% of market prices and I will take care of the rest.

PS I have petitioned your illegal smartbomb attack inside of a station dock range. You will be banned and I hope it was worth it, you exploiting nobody.



[18:31:20] Shivalla > We NEVER asked anyone to join, because we know what you guys will do when there is fight
[18:31:24] Shivalla > like, proven moment ago
[18:31:26] Shivalla > when ALTI came
[18:31:52] GruntMarine > forgive us for not fighting a bunch of scrubs in cruisers and frigs when we're all BSs lol

WTS: Stasis webifiers and some balls for your own low slots.

And btw, I hope you guys are embarassed... I would...

40man BS/Logistic fleet was in question which was jumped by ~30man frig/cruiser gang.



Yours,

Shivalla

Erm, you clearly don't know what's going on in Hagilur and the area around there.

And no, Fear, INFOD and the rest was 30 in gang at the most. And they had a 50 man gang chasing them.

I think you should learn how to do math.



Local 47 us there 3, 2 neutrals. Do the math. your fleet with my math was 42

And, when ALTI came, the local rise to 78 with not checking if there was even more neutrals, and assuming your fleet members did not jump already off the system at that point, it calculates to 31 odd +-5

It still doesnt change anything. Your whine in local was just gold. You even claimed that I had went and gone to JITA to recruit nobodies :DD Thats the pinnacle of the todays failure :D


Prove me wrong. If not, otherwise :)

And btw, posting with ALT always shows the real culrit and their motives + balls right, or could it be the fact that you have been told not to post into C&P?

You guys are so awesome that I have NEVER in my evelife seen anything like it. Even Goons pale in comparison and dudes, that is one helluwa achievement right there :D

And this achievement, its not something you want to be proud of :D

Quote:
Triage archon boom ????
Shivalla is realy good in numbers counting and stats talk ????

I understand why you stick to forums. If you can't count the numbers it's hard to fly space ships for real unless you're in a drake F1 F7 pvp..

Shivalla = Mad


Hehehehe, I would have not brought up the fact that we actually HAVE balls to use capitals against you guys even when undernumbered Very Happy

Its something that people call "BALLS".

Pick up the dictionary and see what it could mean :)

Yours,

Shivalla

And btw: TS3 "FRIGS INCOMING! FRIGS INCOMING! WARP OUT EVERYONE WARP OUT!" Embarassed
And a first idea of the vast incompetence was shown to relatively new allies ugh

I love you guys <3



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