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Ayieka
Caldari
Posted - 2011.02.07 22:51:00 - [1]
 

Anyone here have a friend who suffers from trolling addiction? If so, you may have seen their rapid progression from harmless internet trolling to destructive real life trolling. If you know a friend or loved one who shows symptoms of the beginning stages of irl trolling, talk to them today before its too late.

But for serious, anyone have a friend who irl trolls? Its really ****ing annoying.

yani dumyat
Minmatar
Pixie Cats
Posted - 2011.02.07 23:08:00 - [2]
 

In Glasgow trolling is something of a city wide pass time, except we call it patter. It's almost an essential skill if you want to get on with your colleagues.

Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
Posted - 2011.02.07 23:16:00 - [3]
 

Real life devil's advocate checking in. Not sure if it counts, but it sure feels like it sometimes Laughing


Slade

Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2011.02.07 23:39:00 - [4]
 

Yeah, those little naked dolls with the freaky hair always used to creep me out.

Blane Xero
Amarr
The Firestorm Cartel
Posted - 2011.02.07 23:44:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: yani dumyat
In Glasgow trolling is something of a city wide pass time, except we call it patter. It's almost an essential skill if you want to get on with your colleagues.
We Scott's practically invented trolling through. You need look no further than the legend of the three legged haggis. Also, I make it a point to divert as many tourists as possible who are sitting in princess street gardens and ask where Edinburgh castle is as far away as possible.

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2011.02.07 23:45:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Ayieka
real life trolling

Examples, please.

yani dumyat
Minmatar
Pixie Cats
Posted - 2011.02.08 00:40:00 - [7]
 

Originally by: Akita T
Examples, please.


Convincing a client that all KFC chicken was free range, still no idea why I did that.

While shopping in a supermarket two of my friends pretend to be a married couple and have an argument that would be suitable for Gerry Springer.

At a dinner party I mention that while living in Lesotho we had a local maid and guard, my friend tells one of the other guests that I was a white supremacist and thought nothing of whipping the maid. Seeing his shocked reaction we continue the charade but it all falls apart when I burst out laughing.

(For the record I have nothing against folk of different colours, the people I most consider to be subhuman are bad drivers.)

Alotta Baggage
Amarr
Imperial Shipment
Posted - 2011.02.08 01:02:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: yani dumyat


Convincing a client that all KFC chicken was free range, still no idea why I did that.




Win! Laughing

Originally by: yani dumyat

(For the record I have nothing against folk of different colours, the people I most consider to be subhuman are bad drivers.)


Woman hater! Mad

Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
Posted - 2011.02.08 01:03:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Real life devil's advocate checking in. Not sure if it counts, but it sure feels like it sometimes Laughing


Slade



I'm reluctant to take you at your word - the Catholic Church abolished your position a few years back.

Slade Trillgon
Endless Possibilities Inc.
Posted - 2011.02.08 01:17:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Kazuo Ishiguro
Originally by: Slade Trillgon
Real life devil's advocate checking in. Not sure if it counts, but it sure feels like it sometimes Laughing


Slade



I'm reluctant to take you at your word - the Catholic Church abolished your position a few years back.


Sad


/poof

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2011.02.08 01:43:00 - [11]
 

Originally by: yani dumyat
Convincing a client that all KFC chicken was free range, still no idea why I did that.

For your next performance, please start convincing people en masse that organic food is bad for you and GM food is the healthiest.
Which has the advantage of being... Twisted Evil true Cool.

nate555
Caldari
The Godhand Corporation
Posted - 2011.02.08 02:44:00 - [12]
 

its funny to toll cod people using halo, "where's the plasma gun"

Ayieka
Caldari
Posted - 2011.02.08 03:54:00 - [13]
 

well, a good example is when someone is on the highway, and you go to overtake them and they speed up every time you speed up just to **** you off.

Herzog Wolfhammer
Gallente
Sigma Special Tactics Group
Posted - 2011.02.08 06:07:00 - [14]
 

Convincing children that they were all born with puppy dog tails but they were removed at birth.
(they actually think that's cool).



yani dumyat
Minmatar
Pixie Cats
Posted - 2011.02.08 12:49:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Alotta Baggage
Woman hater! Mad


Old people are far worse, I mean it's not like they've had 80 odd years to learn how to use a set of f'ing mirrors or anything.

Caldari Citizen20090217
Posted - 2011.02.08 14:57:00 - [16]
 

RL trolling, usually not. I'm a nice easygoing guy IRL. However....

I do have a couple of vices. Religious people attempting to convert you, and ppl on street corners trying to convince you to sign up to their cause. Both are fair game and I enjoy methodically deconstructing all their arguments until all that is left is the refusal to accept they have spent all this time believing in stuff without a shred of evidence. And telemarketers, but they are not really human so it doesn't count.

Kazuo Ishiguro
House of Marbles
Posted - 2011.02.08 18:50:00 - [17]
 

Do Not Try This At Home:

http://www.419eater.com/

Old, but good.


 

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