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Kerensky White
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.01.31 16:51:00 - [61]
 

So where was Sys-K anyway?

polisatanista
Gallente
Temnava Legion
Species 69
Posted - 2011.01.31 16:56:00 - [62]
 

Originally by: Kerensky White
So where was Sys-K anyway?


they couldn't find a way to fountain because of all those tears in their eyes... they are so sweeet Rolling Eyes

Pikey Scum
Minmatar
StarFleet Enterprises
Posted - 2011.01.31 17:33:00 - [63]
 

Originally by: polisatanista
Originally by: Kerensky White
So where was Sys-K anyway?


they couldn't find a way to fountain because of all those tears in their eyes... they are so sweeet Rolling Eyes


It really hasnt improved. Could i suggest maybe moving away from your tears theme. Its been done to death in so many other threads. I'm asking for creativity and wit. Very disappointing... <--- (huge opening here) hint hint..

Kerensky White
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.01.31 17:46:00 - [64]
 

Originally by: Pikey scum
Originally by: polisatanista
Originally by: Kerensky White
So where was Sys-K anyway?


they couldn't find a way to fountain because of all those tears in their eyes... they are so sweeet Rolling Eyes


It really hasnt improved. Could i suggest maybe moving away from your tears theme. Its been done to death in so many other threads. I'm asking for creativity and wit. Very disappointing... <--- (huge opening here) hint hint..


So you were scared off by goatse is what you're saying.

Gixxer 1000
Caldari
Ceptacemia
Unforgiving.
Posted - 2011.01.31 18:01:00 - [65]
 

Originally by: Kerensky White
So where was Sys-K anyway?


Over at your Mom's house, thanks for the fish!

Kerensky White
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.01.31 18:07:00 - [66]
 

Originally by: Gixxer 1000
Originally by: Kerensky White
So where was Sys-K anyway?


Over at your Mom's house, thanks for the fish!


Figures that tramp would get all the fun. I hope you wrapped it though, otherwise you're bringing more than just a story home.

Gixxer 1000
Caldari
Ceptacemia
Unforgiving.
Posted - 2011.01.31 18:16:00 - [67]
 

Originally by: Kerensky White
Originally by: Gixxer 1000
Originally by: Kerensky White
So where was Sys-K anyway?


Over at your Mom's house, thanks for the fish!


Figures that tramp would get all the fun. I hope you wrapped it though, otherwise you're bringing more than just a story home.


Maybe a "Gift that keeps giving" kind of thing? Wow, Christmas just keeps coming, thanks! PS: I doubt she even knew I was there, while touring "the cave" I found this dude and helped him find his car keys, we drove his Buick out and had a beer and some BBQ.

polisatanista
Gallente
Temnava Legion
Species 69
Posted - 2011.01.31 18:21:00 - [68]
 

Originally by: Pikey scum
Originally by: polisatanista
Originally by: Kerensky White
So where was Sys-K anyway?


they couldn't find a way to fountain because of all those tears in their eyes... they are so sweeet Rolling Eyes


It really hasnt improved. Could i suggest maybe moving away from your tears theme. Its been done to death in so many other threads. I'm asking for creativity and wit. Very disappointing... <--- (huge opening here) hint hint..


ok, i will talk a little about sweetness then...
it is so sweet to see sys-k members can't deal with the fact that their tears are incredibly sweet...
lick-lick Razz

Gixxer 1000
Caldari
Ceptacemia
Unforgiving.
Posted - 2011.01.31 18:42:00 - [69]
 

Originally by: polisatanista
Originally by: Pikey scum
Originally by: polisatanista
Originally by: Kerensky White
So where was Sys-K anyway?


they couldn't find a way to fountain because of all those tears in their eyes... they are so sweeet Rolling Eyes


It really hasnt improved. Could i suggest maybe moving away from your tears theme. Its been done to death in so many other threads. I'm asking for creativity and wit. Very disappointing... <--- (huge opening here) hint hint..


ok, i will talk a little about sweetness then...
it is so sweet to see sys-k members can't deal with the fact that their tears are incredibly sweet...
lick-lick Razz


polisatanista, show me on the doll where that bad SYS-K member touched you. I know you enjoyed it, but still want to know. Or, did one of us kill you and caused you a bunch of emo-rage where you beat up your boyfriend and licked the dogs' balls?

Seriously, let it go man, we aren't sorry for what we did to you and never will be. And, trust me when I say, the only tears coming from us are from laughing so hard at how popular we are. For such a terrible alliance as SYS-K, we find it quite amazing and love all the attention. The relevance is wonderful!

Now, just keep posting and we can keep SYS-K in the limelight and feeling important. Thanks in advance!

Pikey Scum
Minmatar
StarFleet Enterprises
Posted - 2011.01.31 19:21:00 - [70]
 

Originally by: polisatanista

It really hasnt improved. Could i suggest maybe moving away from your tears theme. Its been done to death in so many other threads. I'm asking for creativity and wit. Very disappointing... <--- (huge opening here) hint hint..


ok, i will talk a little about sweetness then...
it is so sweet to see sys-k members can't deal with the fact that their tears are incredibly sweet...
lick-lick Razz


I believe a village somewhere may be missing there idiot.....

Kerensky White
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.01.31 19:39:00 - [71]
 

Originally by: Pikey scum

I believe a village somewhere may be missing there idiot.....


You better go back their.

Pikey Scum
Minmatar
StarFleet Enterprises
Posted - 2011.01.31 19:57:00 - [72]
 

Wow... Good come back... Well constructed and thought out...

Kerensky White
Minmatar
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.01.31 20:07:00 - [73]
 

The best part is waiting to see how long it takes you to realize exactly how I'm mocking you.

Pikey Scum
Minmatar
StarFleet Enterprises
Posted - 2011.01.31 20:34:00 - [74]
 

Originally by: Kerensky White
The best part is waiting to see how long it takes you to realize exactly how I'm mocking you.


Grab some popcorn and a coke sweetheart... It may take some time... Confused

polisatanista
Gallente
Temnava Legion
Species 69
Posted - 2011.01.31 21:24:00 - [75]
 

Edited by: polisatanista on 31/01/2011 21:28:00
Originally by: Gixxer 1000

polisatanista, show me on the doll where that bad SYS-K member touched you. I know you enjoyed it, but still want to know. Or, did one of us kill you and caused you a bunch of emo-rage where you beat up your boyfriend and licked the dogs' balls?

Seriously, let it go man, we aren't sorry for what we did to you and never will be. And, trust me when I say, the only tears coming from us are from laughing so hard at how popular we are. For such a terrible alliance as SYS-K, we find it quite amazing and love all the attention. The relevance is wonderful!

Now, just keep posting and we can keep SYS-K in the limelight and feeling important. Thanks in advance!


nah... you didn't kill me, and if you did i wouldn't whine about it... i just don't like sys-k arrogant attitude... plus you were helping (or at least trying to help) IT, which i can't stand from day one...
and you should know not to argue with 7 years old idiot... people might not see the difference...

watch out not to drown in your own tears! Razz licky-lick

Chib
Minmatar
Drunken Wookies
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.01.31 23:35:00 - [76]
 

Originally by: Skyreth
We mightn't be the mightiest, we mightn't be the biggest...but one things for sure, we sure as hell don't give a rats what people think.

As noted, we stick by our allies. Just sad that the entire north has to come down to us to beat us.

Even if we are forced out of our space, we are sticking around to make you regret it.

Yours sincerely,
BITE ME! YARRRR!!


HA tell that to mass when you guys flipped sides on them because you were too scared of SE/COVEN

Aerious
Caldari
Norse'Storm Battle Group
Intrepid Crossing
Posted - 2011.02.01 08:50:00 - [77]
 

Sys-k renamed to Sys-jk Neutral

Llondon Hilton
Minmatar
Evolution
IT Alliance
Posted - 2011.02.02 08:59:00 - [78]
 

Originally by: SATANConfirming that we "Burn Eden" are half of eve.[/quote


Re-confirming EVE would not be EVE without Burn Eden. Cool

FUN is what it's all about; no matter what "side" you're on. The older folks in game have mixed up in everybody's sand and fought friends as enemies and made friends with enemies. And, the history just goes round and round.

Much respect to the close knit groups of friends who always stick together no matter what.

Still, I blame you SATAN, for *everything* Twisted Evil

Manks Girl
Caldari
Oberon Incorporated
Morsus Mihi
Posted - 2011.02.02 10:06:00 - [79]
 

Originally by: SATAN
OMG PB IS F**KED SELL UR SH*T !
From: viod hawk
Sent: 2011.01.25 20:49
To: B4D W0LF,

O.k. Ladies is PB f**ked. eventually , yes. everything burns in EVE sooner or later.
So , is it f**ked today? NO

Is it f**ked tomorrow - No

Is it f**ked next week - maybe
________________________________
omg we should stay and defend home space f**k IT and save our rat loot !!

umm , NO , 1 , we aren't pu**ies and don't abandon our allies.

2 , the best way to defend PB is to stop the invasion where it's currently at.
If IT falls , then PB is surrounded by reds and it's logistics totally cut off.
****************
we're all going to get ASS ****D OMG !!!

ya could happen . so f**king what. Seriously , wtf is the worst that can happen? Are those mean reds so awesome that when they pod you it force unistalls EVE leaving you stuck for life as a fat gay Elf in WOW?
Harden the f**k up.
*********
OMG , what about all my stuffs \*/ ??!?!??!

o.k. if you have sh*t worth a f**k ton of isk AND it's an item hard to resell , then sure , move it into lo sec with you on your way to the front lines.
The first f**got to contract me a goddman station can full of f**king rat loot , will get fist f**ked , in the ass , by Andre The Giant.
*************************
OMG , where are we going ?!?!?!?!
--------- that f**king way ----------- or in other words , ; to be announced.
*********************************
My time zone is f**ked up /// I will be afk this week /////// i'm a f*g , tell me when it's safe to log back in so I can rat ..... yada yada yada...
there will be sh*t loads of trains and cyno's etc going for days. As always , I will lose mad sleep , and make my presence known on all time zones as this progresses.
***************************************
Can I brings da dreads to lowsec for safe keeping and or deployement?
Yes
********************
Is Bruin a f*g
Yes
*************************************
Can you convo me ?
no , go f**k yourself.
******************************
Where's all our cyno spots?

Go f**k your self some more.
**********************************
What about clones and offices

Corp tab is your friend , so is Dotlan , we have offices in YZ-LQL , and next door to 6VDT with clone services.
*********************************
Should I stay in my implants?

stop asking so many goddamn questions
*****************************
What should I bring?

Drakes , drakes , and lots of bombers and as much ammo as will fit in the bays.
**********************************
Is Bruin really a f*g ?
Yes , we have video documentaion.
************************************
5 billion isk says that I get asked a question that was answered here within 5 minutes of me getting on teamspeak.
*****************************************
How can I help?

I need minmatar frigates PROBE , sh*t loeads of them. I need extra cyno gens , I need you to carry extra liquid ozone and carrier fuel. Make stashes of fuel along the route.
Help haul sh*t for guys that dont have a carrier yet , which is pretty few tbh.
*************************************

Hawk

Hawk,

You have a potty mouth, your extensive use of swear words is making them meaningless. Please be polite and don't swear so much your making posting juicy stuff like this a chore because of the editing.

Thanks for the mail


+1 would read again

Skyreth
Gallente
Revelation of Wrath
Posted - 2011.02.02 11:22:00 - [80]
 

Edited by: Skyreth on 02/02/2011 11:29:59
Originally by: Kerensky White
You better go back their.

Its "there". Say it together now, "there".

I think its amazing. You lot troll about us just as much as you complain about the CCP/iT conspiracy...perhaps the 2 are related. Would a hug make you feel better? Razz Keep it coming, still a few mins of DT left yet.

EDIT:
Please visit your user settings to re-enable images.

That is all.

Shinma Apollo
Caldari
BURN EDEN
Posted - 2011.02.02 12:04:00 - [81]
 

Dear sys-k posters,

I'll go ahead and end this trainwreck of stupid. For free even!


Originally by: Pikey scum

I believe a village somewhere may be missing there idiot.....


Notice here, how when calling someone stupid, Pikey scum happens to use the wrong hominem.

Following this,

Originally by: Kerensky White

You better go back their.


Kerensky White is mocking Pikey scum by intentionally using the wrong 'there' to point out the fallibility of calling someone stupid whilst making a very simply diction mistake. Subsequent replies that seem not to recognize this do not help the sys-k poster, who focuses on the statement, but misses the grammatical jab.

hope that helps.

Kruselloyne
Amarr
United Systems Navy
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2011.02.02 12:32:00 - [82]
 

confirming viod hawk is indeed American, can't spell worth ****, and is a pretty good guy.


brief corpmate a few years ago. i liked him. this made me lol

Skyreth
Gallente
Revelation of Wrath
Posted - 2011.02.02 12:47:00 - [83]
 

Originally by: Shinma Apollo
...stuff...

True, however this is nothing more than a troll war. My job is not to proof read my own alliance members, but rather pick at everyone else. At this stage, all general subjects that could be used against Goon and Test have been used, so now I'm grabbing at anything that i can use.

I thank you for correcting me however.

davet517
Caldari
Body Count Inc.
Pandemic Legion
Posted - 2011.02.02 13:30:00 - [84]
 

This mail is a fake.

A real viod hawk mail would have roughly twice as many references to gays, gayness, ***s, ***gotry, and various forms of sodomy.

Kruselloyne
Amarr
United Systems Navy
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2011.02.03 06:10:00 - [85]
 

Originally by: davet517
This mail is a fake.

A real viod hawk mail would have roughly twice as many references to gays, gayness, ***s, ***gotry, and various forms of sodomy.



this

Lady Lard
Caldari
F.R.E.E. Explorer
EVE Animal Control
Posted - 2011.02.03 08:28:00 - [86]
 

Wait what ?

Romanian legion are master trollers and live on these forums to madbro everyone.
and yet.... they have not posted yet in this very-pb-concerned thread ?

Shocked


Kruselloyne
Amarr
United Systems Navy
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2011.02.03 09:25:00 - [87]
 

probably because its a stupid thread, just sayin

Pikey Scum
Minmatar
StarFleet Enterprises
Posted - 2011.02.03 17:54:00 - [88]
 

Originally by: Shinma Apollo
Dear sys-k posters,

I'll go ahead and end this trainwreck of stupid. For free even!


Originally by: Pikey scum

I believe a village somewhere may be missing there idiot.....


Notice here, how when calling someone stupid, Pikey scum happens to use the wrong hominem.

Following this,

Originally by: Kerensky White

You better go back their.


Kerensky White is mocking Pikey scum by intentionally using the wrong 'there' to point out the fallibility of calling someone stupid whilst making a very simply diction mistake. Subsequent replies that seem not to recognize this do not help the sys-k poster, who focuses on the statement, but misses the grammatical jab.

hope that helps.


Respect due to the poster on this one. A well thought out and analytical piece.

I've been too busy working in RL to spend the time in a darkened room, with a copy of the oxford english dictionary abusing myself till i'm blind to have noticed the subtleties of the original post.

I have been weighed, measured and found wanting... Embarassed

Alaxen
Caldari
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2011.02.04 00:17:00 - [89]
 

Originally by: Pikey scum
I've been too busy working in RL to spend the time in a darkened room, with a copy of the oxford english dictionary abusing myself till i'm blind to have noticed the subtleties of the original post.
Why not make more posts on CAOD about how busy you are in 'RL'?

More haste, less speed. Consider that whilst you're evacuating assets from Period Basis.

Frau Klaps
Amarr
Trillionaire High-Rollers Suicidal Bassoon Orkesta
Posted - 2011.02.04 01:50:00 - [90]
 

Good luck sys-k, props for fighting to the end and upsetting the CAOD weenies Laughing


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