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Ai Mei
Starfish Operating Syndicate
Posted - 2011.01.25 03:53:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Ai Mei on 25/01/2011 05:35:00
I would formally like to announce the grand opening of Tribal Sin's Gentlemans Club.

Housed in the Republic security services assembly plant in Pator, Tribal Sins caters to the wealthy and well to do capsuleers of new eden. Tribal Sin's will be opening at 22:00 on 1-30-2011 to all who wish to find out just how delicious a sin truly can be. Our dancer’s hope to see you there.

Tribal Sin's... the place where they aren't only encouraged...
They are served on a silver platter.

also... (for a general description of the club please see http://tribalsins.webs.com/)

( the channel name is "Tribal Sin")

Madrosynth
Posted - 2011.01.25 04:14:00 - [2]
 

Will there be cake? I might burn a clone jump for a good slice of cake.

Ai Mei
Starfish Operating Syndicate
Posted - 2011.01.25 04:18:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Madrosynth
Will there be cake? I might burn a clone jump for a good slice of cake.


There will be a big cake, with a special surprise in it just for you hon. ;-)

Madrosynth
Posted - 2011.01.25 04:50:00 - [4]
 

Well, I have to admit, the place intrigues me. I mean, lets look at this: We have the thinly-veiled promise of sex, given by someone with no neocom picture. It could be a gigantic, stubbly brutor male that just called me "hun".

Then, there's the locale. Amamake. Is there a bigger ****hole in all of New Eden than Amamake? Sure, some people like the danger, but I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Looks like it's time to clone jump and break out the Cheetah. Keep a slice of that cake warm for me, dollface...or...bro.

Ai Mei
Starfish Operating Syndicate
Posted - 2011.01.25 05:06:00 - [5]
 

Doll face will just do fine, hon. I can't wait to see you there.

Ai Mei
Starfish Operating Syndicate
Posted - 2011.01.25 05:37:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: Ai Mei on 25/01/2011 05:41:36
Hey boys, apparently there was a miscommunication amongst us girls about where it's at.

Apparently some of the girls were being very naughty and fooled poor innocent me to tell you all it was in amamake. Rest assured those girls are now getting a spanking for being naughty.

The correct location has now been posted to be in the Republic Security Services Assembly Plant in the Pator system at Pator VII.

*giggles* Love you all! Hope to see you all soon ;-)

Nikita Alterana
Kumiho's Smile
Posted - 2011.01.25 07:06:00 - [7]
 

That sounds...interesting.

Anshu Zephyran
Gallente
Laurentson INC
Posted - 2011.01.25 07:39:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Nikita Alterana
That sounds...interesting.


That's certainly one way to put it.

Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
Posted - 2011.01.25 08:03:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 25/01/2011 08:03:28
Is it just me, or do the veiled hints at nekkid ladies dancing and maybe even (oh my gods!) actual sex sound not particularly interesting as far as Tribal sins go?

I mean, sure, if this club was in the Amarr Empire... but I don't think most tribesmen and -women need an exclusive, expensive club to see some dancing and get laid.

Else

Rodj Blake
Amarr
PIE Inc.
Posted - 2011.01.25 08:15:00 - [10]
 

Down with this sort of thing.

Aodha Khan
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.01.25 08:45:00 - [11]
 

Sounds interesting. Perhaps I may have some business to put your way. My associates will contact you asap.

Madrosynth
Posted - 2011.01.25 08:48:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Rodj Blake
Down with this sort of thing.


Oh come on, man. You look like a guy that could do with a....slice of cake.

Unless you meant to say that you are indeed "down with this sort of thing."

Asali Kainda
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.01.25 08:58:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon
Edited by: Elsebeth Rhiannon on 25/01/2011 08:03:28
Is it just me, or do the veiled hints at nekkid ladies dancing and maybe even (oh my gods!) actual sex sound not particularly interesting as far as Tribal sins go?

I mean, sure, if this club was in the Amarr Empire... but I don't think most tribesmen and -women need an exclusive, expensive club to see some dancing and get laid.

Else
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I'd agree, but you forget that the censorship policy CONCORD enforces here means we have to accomodate Amarrian prudishness. It's annoying, but innuendo and double entendres serve as well.

Li'l Bell HiveA78A1
Posted - 2011.01.25 09:10:00 - [14]
 

do humans always do this kind of thing?

im... curious now......

can i go? pwease can i go?

pwease? *puppy eyes*

Maddox Yung
Posted - 2011.01.25 09:15:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Li'l Bell HiveA78A1
do humans always do this kind of thing?

im... curious now......

can i go? pwease can i go?

pwease? *puppy eyes*


No.

Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
Posted - 2011.01.25 09:37:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Asali Kainda
I'd agree, but you forget that the censorship policy CONCORD enforces here means we have to accomodate Amarrian prudishness. It's annoying, but innuendo and double entendres serve as well.

I have no idea what your relationship with CONCORD officers are, but so far, they have shown a remarkable lack of interest to what goes on when I go out in pubs and clubs on stations, let alone what goes on in my bedroom. Should I feel jealous?

Else

Alica Wildfire
Minmatar
Federal Investigations Agency
Posted - 2011.01.25 09:43:00 - [17]
 

Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 25/01/2011 09:50:00
The problem with me and parties is that parties don't fit me well. They fit me like a bottle of vodka, a pack of matches and a stick of explosives. Usually I don't see any chance of getting laid on parties myself, more a chance of beaten up by the security after some hours of freedom, dance and hedonism.

Well, I see if I can show up.

Carmilla D'Morenta
Minmatar
Disciples of Night
Dominion of Darkness
Posted - 2011.01.25 10:14:00 - [18]
 

Will definately have to get some new tribal tattoos to show off at this event. Original sin.... pure sebbie

Asali Kainda
Minmatar
Posted - 2011.01.25 11:24:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon
Originally by: Asali Kainda
I'd agree, but you forget that the censorship policy CONCORD enforces here means we have to accomodate Amarrian prudishness. It's annoying, but innuendo and double entendres serve as well.

I have no idea what your relationship with CONCORD officers are, but so far, they have shown a remarkable lack of interest to what goes on when I go out in pubs and clubs on stations, let alone what goes on in my bedroom. Should I feel jealous?

Else



I meant in these postings on this network, not in our daily lives.

Alica Wildfire
Minmatar
Federal Investigations Agency
Posted - 2011.01.25 11:29:00 - [20]
 

Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 25/01/2011 11:59:02
From the description about the club on Galnet:

Before entering the "Gentleman's Club" everyone is searched by the two large well dressed Brutor guards who stand at attention at the doors, beside them is a well lit sign which reads "All dancers are employees, NOT slaves. Look.. but do NOT touch." and is visible to all who enter the club.


Does that mean I may not carry my dagger of honor in that club? Only hoe Sebiestors show up in public without their dagger. If this is the case I see the whole establishment as an insult to my kind, where we are degraded to defenseless sexist objects that are touched and penetrated by Brutor bouncers at the door.

This of cause is unacceptable. I don't ask to bring in a nuclear trigger device. But we Minmatar were fighting for our right to carry weapons for self defense for an argument amplifier of a "No" that otherwise could not be understood. Especially in clubs.

Could you clarify that bit? And if this club is only for "Gentlemen" means is it just a brothel that feeds cheap meat to those guys with enough money to pay for? I ask because I have seen clubs like that before.

We are not living on a pony farm here and to totally disarm guests… Well I have even seen automatic sentry guns inside of clubs that would -if activated- rip apart large parts of club, interior and guests. Bullets do not stop after hitting a target, especially not .50 caliber ones.

So: Dagger or not? I am capsuleer but outside my ship I'm just human. I'm a girl. And I carry at least one weapon of self defense. And if you'd be lucky I'd leave my Tribal Liberation Force officer pistol at the entrance.

Just think about ancient Matar times. And if an officer would have been asked to drop his sword.

I don't get the idea why people alway have to put scanners everywhere and penetrate our bodies with rays and strip searches and all that and that everybody is so intimidated by this that they accept that. The right of self defense can not be executed by anyone other than yourself. Never. And I don't trade my rights for the permission to enter a club.

You know what happend on a Teonosude Station last year? An Ammatar terrorist entered a bar to kill people. He was shot by 167 bullets, fired from 17 different weapons before he could even kill his first target. Not one shot by security. He was shot by the guests. Matari justice is quick and simple. Not much need for lawyers here.

Outcome of this incident was several wounded, one by the terrorist, some guests by ricochet, a destroyed entry gate, totally bloody mess at the entrance, major harm to some tables and chairs and someone shot the music box which was in a totally different direction than the entrance. The terrorist was found lying on the pavement in front of the club. No eyewitnesses found.

So. What's about our daggers?

Borza Slavak
Minmatar
Mirkur Draug'Tyr
Ushra'Khan
Posted - 2011.01.25 12:47:00 - [21]
 

Careful now!


And "Hey boys"? What about the abundant space lesbians?

Elsebeth Rhiannon
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
Posted - 2011.01.25 13:19:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Asali Kainda
I meant in these postings on this network, not in our daily lives.

Eh. I was talking about the club for real, not the ad, of course.

There's plenty of Trival vices I could list, but for some reason seeing naked women and maybe even having sex with some did not strike me as a particularly sinful, as far as Tribal views go. Though maybe the club's name is intended to hint that the point is to cater to foreign gentlemen who wish to see Tribal women close-up...

Oh, anyway. To each their own.

Else

Spyra Gryra
Cruoris Seraphim
Exalted.
Posted - 2011.01.25 13:43:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Elsebeth Rhiannon

There's plenty of Trival vices I could list, but for some reason seeing naked women and maybe even having sex with some did not strike me as a particularly sinful, as far as Tribal views go.

Else



Could you list some of the vices that would be considered sinful, as far as Tribal views go?

Just curious.

Ai Mei
Starfish Operating Syndicate
Posted - 2011.01.25 16:48:00 - [24]
 

Hey guys and ladies,

Just to let you know all are welcome here, including you Li'l Bell. Everyone has the right to have a little fun, if you think you can handle us ;-)


>.>

I shouldn't say this, but Gentleness isn't very gentle ;-)

So now then I hope to.......... EEEP, Wrath saw what I was trying to communicate now she's saying I've been naughty. Got to run before sweet ol innocent me gets into any more trouble.

Anabella Rella
Minmatar
Gradient
Electus Matari
Posted - 2011.01.25 23:36:00 - [25]
 

Yawn.


Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2011.01.25 23:38:00 - [26]
 

I'll pass, thanks...

Calidera Lisada
Posted - 2011.01.26 01:16:00 - [27]
 

I apologize for Ai Mei. She can be a bit... well i am sure you noticed.

Originally by: Alica Wildfire
Edited by: Alica Wildfire on 25/01/2011 11:59:02
From the description about the club on Galnet:

Before entering the "Gentleman's Club" everyone is searched by the two large well dressed Brutor guards who stand at attention at the doors, beside them is a well lit sign which reads "All dancers are employees, NOT slaves. Look.. but do NOT touch." and is visible to all who enter the club.


Does that mean I may not carry my dagger of honor in that club? Only hoe Sebiestors show up in public without their dagger. If this is the case I see the whole establishment as an insult to my kind, where we are degraded to defenseless sexist objects that are touched and penetrated by Brutor bouncers at the door.

This of cause is unacceptable. I don't ask to bring in a nuclear trigger device. But we Minmatar were fighting for our right to carry weapons for self defense for an argument amplifier of a "No" that otherwise could not be understood. Especially in clubs.

Could you clarify that bit? And if this club is only for "Gentlemen" means is it just a brothel that feeds cheap meat to those guys with enough money to pay for? I ask because I have seen clubs like that before.


Certain weapons will of course be permitted. within reason of course. The no weapon's rule is only for the protection of our patrons. while the club is geared toward a mostly Minmatar clientele we wont turn away those of other races and if everyone got to bring in whatever weapon they wanted we would be opening ourselves up for war right on our club floors. This is after all a business before anything else..

As for the whole is it for just gentlemen... why no, of course not. That is just a turn of phrase dear. Men are more known to go to such establishment's after all.


StalinGrad6
Gallente
The Scope
Posted - 2011.01.26 08:35:00 - [28]
 

what if you yourself ARE a weapon?

ive had many cybernetic and sleeper components integrated into my body.... im literally a walking war tool....

will I be allowed in?

i highly doubt that.

Veronique Devereaux
Posted - 2011.01.26 17:41:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: StalinGrad6
what if you yourself ARE a weapon?

ive had many cybernetic and sleeper components integrated into my body.... im literally a walking war tool....

will I be allowed in?

i highly doubt that.


I don't think that anyone will argue that you are a tool. But given your track record I'd leave the "war" part out.

Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
Posted - 2011.01.26 17:47:00 - [30]
 

I wonder if there are plans for an "Amature Night". Wink



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