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 Mr NoPants Gallente Spruillo Corp |
Posted - 2011.01.18 19:08:00 - [ 1]
After tinkering around with the character creation imagine my disdain at finding myself required to conform to certain, um... restrictive avatar palettes.
I am scarificing myself in protest, self-emolation at the gates of Jita followed by a final defiant biomass event.
To this end.. I thought how better to go out than in a celebration of all I have stood for, availing my impressive waist-down physique upon unsuspecting females.
So as a fairwell to Mr NoPants, Spruillo Corp. herebye sanctions and administers a new competition just for C&P, The HOTTEST PIRATE IN EVE EVENT.
Requirements are simple. Post in this thread with your newly-crafted avatar who must be at least neg 5 sec status, and I shall judge entraints tommorrow evening.
You should preferably be female, as my judging skills may lack outside that genral area. I did once have a brief, awkward, and disturbing feeling of sexuality towards that guy in the titanic movie, then I realized it was because superficially, he does look like a chick, and a very pretty one. So let's stick to chicks plz.
Grand Prize will be 100M ISK, Second and third may be given out depending on volume of contestants. And I do mean volume as in numbers, not size.
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 Brynhilda Amarr Massive PVPness |
Posted - 2011.01.18 19:49:00 - [ 2]
Blast. If only I was a pirate. |
 Andrea Skye Caldari Heavy Risk...
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Posted - 2011.01.18 20:47:00 - [ 3]
Save some time, send me the 100 m isk right now. Thanks! |
 Etro Tanar |
Posted - 2011.01.18 21:17:00 - [ 4]
I am clearly the most attractive man in all of EVE. |
 Klauz Lycan |
Posted - 2011.01.18 21:31:00 - [ 5]
at least thats what your look says |
 Triple Entendre Atrocity. |
Posted - 2011.01.18 21:43:00 - [ 6]
Originally by: Klauz Lycan at least thats what your look says
SHEPARD?! IS THAT YOU?! |
 Klauz Lycan |
Posted - 2011.01.18 22:04:00 - [ 7]
SCHHT... dont tell miranda im here! |
 Xtreem Gallente The Collective White Noise. |
Posted - 2011.01.18 22:15:00 - [ 8]
Originally by: Triple Entendre
Originally by: Klauz Lycan at least thats what your look says
SHEPARD?! IS THAT YOU?!
i actually thought the same thing when seeing his avatar! |
 Count MonteCarlo Genos Occidere Pandemic Legion |
Posted - 2011.01.18 22:26:00 - [ 9]
yes |
 Evansithe |
Posted - 2011.01.18 22:38:00 - [ 10]
Ah, if only I were a pirate, I could really use 100M =P |
 Owen Drakkar Bad...Karma
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Posted - 2011.01.18 23:10:00 - [ 11]
Originally by: Andrea Skye Save some time, send me the 100 m isk right now. Thanks!
Squaresoft called when you were out defending pen island. They left a message but I couldnt quite make it out due to the laughing in the background. I think it boiled down to "lol FF7 fanboi" give them a shout and see what it was all about when you can. You should have their number. |
 Meat Explosion Caldari Death of Virtue MeatSausage EXPRESS |
Posted - 2011.01.18 23:37:00 - [ 12]
Hello ladies... |
 Stuart Price Caldari FLA5HY RED The Defenders of Pen Island |
Posted - 2011.01.19 00:05:00 - [ 13]
Originally by: Count MonteCarlo yes
Oh **** it's CSI New Eden. DUST THE GUNS OFF. |
 Serryne Caldari Celestial Union of National Terra Suspects
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Posted - 2011.01.19 00:09:00 - [ 14]
Blast, I need more yarr! |
 Mr NoPants Gallente Spruillo Corp |
Posted - 2011.01.19 00:33:00 - [ 15]
Edited by: Mr NoPants on 19/01/2011 00:33:37 Originally by: Andrea Skye Save some time, send me the 100 m isk right now. Thanks!
The Rob Zombie groupie contest is that way ----> Oh yeah, Spank is disqualified too. Unless she pulls an absolute shocker, I doubt 100M prize is incentive enough to dissuade her from mindlessly inflicting her inner-hideousness upon her avatar the same way she does to forum threads and losec. So far, Evansithe carries the lead. Even though she technically does not qualify the avatar reminds me of that chick in the Chronicles of riddick movie. She was HAWT. If no qualifying pool of contestants materializes as things stand, she will carry the prize. Chronicles of riddick is one of my favorite movies, cause he looks just like me IRL and even does the same stuff and has the same mannerisms etc as me, and made all the same decisions I would have made if the necromongors where giving me heat. |
 Andrea Skye Caldari Heavy Risk...
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Posted - 2011.01.19 00:56:00 - [ 16]
Originally by: Mr NoPants
Requirements are simple. Post in this thread with your newly-crafted avatar who must be at least neg 5 sec status, and I shall judge entraints tommorrow evening.
Originally by: Mr NoPants
So far, Evansithe carries the lead. Even though she technically does not qualify the avatar reminds me of that chick in the Chronicles of riddick movie. She was HAWT.
If no qualifying pool of contestants materializes as things stand, she will carry the prize.
NOT A PIRATE, I R PIRATE, I R PART OF THE QUALIFYING POOL. THIS COMPETITION IS A FARCE AND I CALL SHENANIGANS. PLEASE REMAKE THIS THREAD IN MISSIONS AND COMPLEXES FORUM. THANK YOU. |
 Mr NoPants Gallente Spruillo Corp |
Posted - 2011.01.19 01:00:00 - [ 17]
Originally by: Andrea Skye
Originally by: Mr NoPants
Requirements are simple. Post in this thread with your newly-crafted avatar who must be at least neg 5 sec status, and I shall judge entraints tommorrow evening.
Originally by: Mr NoPants
So far, Evansithe carries the lead. Even though she technically does not qualify the avatar reminds me of that chick in the Chronicles of riddick movie. She was HAWT.
If no qualifying pool of contestants materializes as things stand, she will carry the prize.
NOT A PIRATE, I R PIRATE, I R PART OF THE QUALIFYING POOL. THIS COMPETITION IS A FARCE AND I CALL SHENANIGANS.
PLEASE REMAKE THIS THREAD IN MISSIONS AND COMPLEXES FORUM.
THANK YOU.
Whining-like noises noted. Also, much improved avatar noted. Andrea Skye is officially our first qualified contestant. |
 Golden Helmet Caldari The Python Cartel. The Defenders of Pen Island |
Posted - 2011.01.19 01:01:00 - [ 18]
I'm a pirate, and I'm the sexiest. Anyone who says no will be executed. |
 The Crushah Gallente Stimulus Rote Kapelle |
Posted - 2011.01.19 03:15:00 - [ 19]
Lies, im the sexiest pirate in these parts.
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 Mr NoPants Gallente Spruillo Corp |
Posted - 2011.01.19 03:54:00 - [ 20]
Edited by: Mr NoPants on 19/01/2011 03:56:07 Originally by: The Crushah Lies, im the sexiest pirate in these parts.
And I am eating ice cream right outta 1 gallon container with a spoon, and chewing on a block of semi-sweet baker's chocolate as I use 1 finger to slowly type DISQUALIFIED (AND THUMB FOR SHIFT N SPACE ALSO) |
 Vak Keelin Caldari |
Posted - 2011.01.19 03:56:00 - [ 21]
I'm not a pirate but damn, I do look good! |
 Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE |
Posted - 2011.01.19 04:02:00 - [ 22]
I am not female. My sex is 4.3. And I'm not very beautiful.
But you might as well wire over the isk to me right now, I deserve it. |
 Owen Drakkar Bad...Karma
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Posted - 2011.01.19 04:06:00 - [ 23]
Originally by: The Crushah Lies, im the sexiest pirate in these parts.
/thread. |
 Misanth RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE |
Posted - 2011.01.19 04:13:00 - [ 24]
Originally by: Owen Drakkar
Originally by: The Crushah Lies, im the sexiest pirate in these parts.
/thread.
We're not in his pants right now. |
 Etro Tanar |
Posted - 2011.01.19 04:38:00 - [ 25]
I think Evansithe should win, she's hot and I'm sure she'll become a lovely pirate as a result of this thread (and having 100mil to use on ships for said pirating). |
 Jones Bones Burning Napalm |
Posted - 2011.01.19 04:38:00 - [ 26]
You called? |
 Meridith Akesia Stimulus |
Posted - 2011.01.19 05:39:00 - [ 27]
And there i was grinding my sec status up  |
 Mr NoPants Gallente Spruillo Corp |
Posted - 2011.01.19 05:42:00 - [ 28]
Originally by: Meridith Akesia And there i was grinding my sec status up 
Keep it up cause yur ugly |
 Jovan Geldon Gallente Lead Farmers Kill It With Fire |
Posted - 2011.01.19 05:58:00 - [ 29]
This thread delivers.
Also, throwing my hat (metaphorically, alas. CCP GIEF HATS NAO) into the ring. Questionable hair dye and Boy-George-with-cragginess face do it for you? |
 Fractal Muse |
Posted - 2011.01.19 06:57:00 - [ 30]
Can I play? |