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Kharylien
Gallente
Masked Rider Project
Posted - 2011.01.11 02:14:00 - [1]
 

I invite lists of Things. EVE-related Things.

My list, for today, comes from having decided, first thing in the morning, to collect some assorted courier contracts (all with the same destination) from three different systems in my Obelisk. (Called the Mini-Nuke Launcher - little joke for all you Fallout fans out there.)

Things I Can Do While My Freighter Is In Warp (one item per warp, USUALLY):

1) Go to the bathroom.
2) Take off my shirt, put on my bra, select a different shirt, and put that shirt on. Including buttons.
3) Pack up my laptop, power cord, mouse, water bottle, etc, go downstairs, and set up in the living room.
4) Go to the kitchen, assemble a bowl of cereal, with milk, and return to computer.
5) Write this post.

masternerdguy
Gallente
Meerkat Maner
Posted - 2011.01.11 02:16:00 - [2]
 

play through the entire Freelancer campaign.

Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
RONA Directorate
Posted - 2011.01.11 02:33:00 - [3]
 

realize that you just bra and taking off shirt in the same sentence on one of the most unforgiving community boards on the internet, and quickly running back to change your post before the mails come in.

Kharylien
Gallente
Masked Rider Project
Posted - 2011.01.11 02:37:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Kharylien on 11/01/2011 02:39:42
dudes neither of your posts contain lists ugh

Edit: Also, Obsidian Hawk, would it really be better if I put on the bra without taking my shirt off first? It's an awful lot more complicated and doesn't really advance the "getting dressed" agenda any better.

Okie Wren
Posted - 2011.01.11 02:38:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: Kharylien

2) Take off my shirt, put on my bra, select a different shirt, and put that shirt on. Including buttons.



Pics or it didn't happen.

Culmen
Caldari
Culmenation
Posted - 2011.01.11 02:41:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Obsidian Hawk
realize that you just bra and taking off shirt in the same sentence on one of the most unforgiving community boards on the internet, and quickly running back to change your post before the mails come in.


1) Fap to the thought of that post.
2) Realize that the statement is an insult to your own morals, sex life and sexual prowess.
3) Remove post, then un-remove the post when your realize Chribba now knows your fapping habits thanks to Eve-Search.


Kharylien
Gallente
Masked Rider Project
Posted - 2011.01.11 02:42:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Kharylien on 11/01/2011 02:45:01
Originally by: Okie Wren
Originally by: Kharylien

2) Take off my shirt, put on my bra, select a different shirt, and put that shirt on. Including buttons.



Pics or it didn't happen.


Buttons look like this.

I AM HELPFUL


Edit because of two minute limit thing:

Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Obsidian Hawk
realize that you just bra and taking off shirt in the same sentence on one of the most unforgiving community boards on the internet, and quickly running back to change your post before the mails come in.


1) Fap to the thought of that post.
2) Realize that the statement is an insult to your own morals, sex life and sexual prowess.
3) Remove post, then un-remove the post when your realize Chribba now knows your fapping habits thanks to Eve-Search.




Culmen wins (of replies so far)!

Post is:

1) amusing
2) LIST-CONTAINING

Brannor McThife
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.01.11 02:43:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Okie Wren
Originally by: Kharylien

2) Take off my shirt, put on my bra, select a different shirt, and put that shirt on. Including buttons.



Pics or it didn't happen.

You know... he/she never said he/she was female...

Neutral

Master Hamster
Testing on Humans
Guinea Pigs
Posted - 2011.01.11 02:43:00 - [9]
 

There are no females on the internet. True fact.

Lilla Kharn
Amarr
Posted - 2011.01.11 02:51:00 - [10]
 

Edited by: Lilla Kharn on 11/01/2011 02:51:57
1. Spew out a bunch of illiterate nonsense to the tv probably concerning a single commercial that will take the time of a 120 au warp in a Charon. At the same time getting everyone in the room to drop their mouths at me at not only the type of language used but the fact I can do it in one breath and sentence.

2. Fap to some web page full of questionable content.

3. Cook whatever meal of the day comes next.

4. Forget I'm in a freighter while watching YouTube vids when alt+tabbing back and finding out I bumped 20km off the gate.

5. Trolling forums. Or whoring them. Not sure which one yet.

6. Get a phone call and successfully blow off whoever is on the phone.

7. Read through 7 text messages explaining to me why I should care about some mundane fact in someone else's life.

8. Go outside and yell at whoever is barking, whether it's my dog or someone else's.

9. Spell things incorrectlie.

10. Write a 10 item list on some forum I troll often.

11. Avoid getting dressed.

12. Avoid doing anyhting all day. And night.

Jaina Sunspot
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.01.11 02:52:00 - [11]
 

1) Spin Ship/Orbit POS
2) Check the really high amout of Reds/Wartargets in Local
3) Undock in Drake/Leave POS in Bomber
4) ????
5) Back to spinning
6) Browse Market
7) Insult Alliance Leader to there face
8) Apologize Unsincerly
9) Chat with Directors about mutiny while leadership is in chat.
10) Share ship fits
11) Get Rescued
12) Always Primary by both sides.
13) Purchase new ship
14) Go AFK
15) Return to more Reds and Wartargets
16) Rinse and Repeat

<3 EVE and my Alliance

Vak'ran
TUIG Inc.
Posted - 2011.01.11 02:58:00 - [12]
 

Originally by: Master Hamster
There are no females on the internet. True fact.


There are, however, furries, and apparently the OP, who creeps me out given the quoted fact...

T'Laar Bok
Posted - 2011.01.11 04:00:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Kharylien
Buttons look like this.


1. Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap Fap
2. ????
3. Profit!


Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2011.01.11 07:39:00 - [14]
 

Edited by: Aiwha on 11/01/2011 07:39:43
1. Realize I am actually trying to have a job in a game

2. Give away freighter to escape the horror

3. Regret giving away Freighter

4. Pod myself in anguish

5. Remember +5 implants

6. ...

Jaina Sunspot
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.01.11 07:43:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Aiwha
Edited by: Aiwha on 11/01/2011 07:39:43
1. Realize I am actually trying to have a job in a game

2. Give away freighter to escape the horror

3. Regret giving away Freighter

4. Pod myself in anguish

5. Remember +5 implants

6. ...

Send me 600mil and I will bring you a new one in my brand new slightly used Freighter.

I still haven't found a way to get the tear stains out yet.

Kira X
Minmatar
Pyramid Celestial
Knights of the Rising Phoenix
Posted - 2011.01.11 07:56:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Aiwha
Edited by: Aiwha on 11/01/2011 07:39:43
1. Realize I am actually trying to have a job in a game

2. Give away freighter to escape the horror

3. Regret giving away Freighter

4. Pod myself in anguish

5. Remember +5 implants

6. ...


Best. Post. Ever.

as for my list of things i sometimes do during warps:

1. get the phone to check who called when i missed it during battle
2. warm up food from yesterday or prepare new food to be cooked
3. run downstairs, go outside, buy coke, come back
4. fold laundry
5. open a window
6. begin melting cheese onto toast
7. go back and claim the toast with cheese when finished
8. thats all i can really think of for now......

Xyla Kador
Posted - 2011.01.11 08:08:00 - [17]
 

1) Come up with several EVE innuendos with Female CEO (overheating guns, MWDs, nanite paste, neut/nos, web, shields, armor, hull, WHs.....thorax and ashimmu)
2) Exchange interested looks with CEO
3) Cyber each other all night in secret channel
4) Snicker when none of the corp mates have any clue what's going on
5) Post this with an alt

Kei Kanatawa
Posted - 2011.01.11 08:30:00 - [18]
 

THINGS I DO IN-BETWEEN WARPS IN A FREIGHTER
1. Alt Tab to some random internet page or youtube video or whatever has gotten my attention.
2. Read a page and a half of a "Little Golden Book" to my son.
3. Break out the toy cars for my son and set them up for "Crashes!!" (at least it's partly for my son)BOOOM!!!Very HappyRazz
4. Grab a snack.
5. Get my son a snack.
6. Get my wife a snack and a smack(as in kiss).
7. Un-pause the other game I was playing and play for a couple minutes.
8. Tend to one of my other Alts.
9. Read CAOD posts and then wonder why I torture myself thinking there might actually be some content in one of them instead of trolling, smacking, e-peen/chest beating, or general tardness.
10. Browse random contracts.
11. Think up things to add to some random list post.Shocked


mogwai
Gallente
Sparks of Insanity
Posted - 2011.01.11 08:46:00 - [19]
 

Things i do while in warp:

1: get another 2 beers


oh, how i love eve for 16 odd jump trips Cool

Zora'e
Nasty Pope Holding Corp
Talocan United
Posted - 2011.01.11 08:54:00 - [20]
 

1. Post to popular social networking site what I am currently doing in eve.
2. Get a beer.
3. Post to popular social networking site that I just got a beer while warping in eve.
4. Drink beer.
5. Post to popular social networking site that I just drank a beer while warping in eve.
6. Realize I have no life.
7. Post to popular social networking site that I just realized I have no life while drinking beer and warping in eve.

My Postman
Posted - 2011.01.11 09:11:00 - [21]
 

As i (thankfully) have no frighter, i hope it counts when my orca is aligning to gate from undocking.....

1) Stare at Orca.
2) More staring at Orca.
3) Watching my GF Taking OFF her bra under her T-Shirt (needs about 2,5 sec.).
4) Wondering why shes doing it.
5) Staring at Orca.
6) Staring at GF.
7) Still wondering why she did. See her smile.Realizing.
8) Do what im intended to do. :)
9a) Come back to PC, seeing orca still aligning. GF disapointed.
9b) Come back to PC, finding me in clone station. Orca and implants gone. GF happy.

Aeronwen Carys
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2011.01.11 09:58:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: My Postman
As i (thankfully) have no frighter, i hope it counts when my orca is aligning to gate from undocking.....

1) Stare at Orca.
2) More staring at Orca.
3) Watching my GF Taking OFF her bra under her T-Shirt (needs about 2,5 sec.).
4) Wondering why shes doing it.
5) Staring at Orca.
6) Staring at GF.
7) Still wondering why she did. See her smile.Realizing.
8) Do what im intended to do. :)
9a) Come back to PC, seeing orca still aligning. GF disapointed.
9b) Come back to PC, finding me in clone station. Orca and implants gone. GF happy.



/thread

Kira X
Minmatar
Pyramid Celestial
Knights of the Rising Phoenix
Posted - 2011.01.11 15:45:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Zora'e
1. Post to popular social networking site what I am currently doing in eve.
2. Get a beer.
3. Post to popular social networking site that I just got a beer while warping in eve.
4. Drink beer.
5. Post to popular social networking site that I just drank a beer while warping in eve.
6. Realize I have no life.
7. Post to popular social networking site that I just realized I have no life while drinking beer and warping in eve.


roflmao.

/revive

CCP StevieSG

Posted - 2011.01.11 15:48:00 - [24]
 

1)Move list thread to Out Of Pod
2)Feed CCP fish
3)Find a cookie...

Sporked
Posted - 2011.01.11 17:35:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: Xyla Kador
1) Come up with several EVE innuendos with Female CEO (overheating guns, MWDs, nanite paste, neut/nos, web, shields, armor, hull, WHs.....thorax and ashimmu)
2) Exchange interested looks with CEO
3) Cyber each other all night in secret channel
4) Snicker when none of the corp mates have any clue what's going on
5) Post this with an alt


1. Laugh that someone actually thinks cyber is an achievement.
2. Shake head at the thought that they actually think anyone in their corp will care.
3. More head shaking at the need to boast about fapping to words.
4. Go and have actual sex.


 

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