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Vertisce Soritenshi
SHADOW WARD
Tragedy.
Posted - 2011.01.23 02:48:00 - [91]
 

Originally by: Lars Konrad
I can't believe this exists as a legitimate petition

-1


What? Not into women?

I don't understand why this is such a touchy subject for so many people. It's just boobs...they need to jiggle.

Selinate
Amarr
Posted - 2011.01.23 03:00:00 - [92]
 

Originally by: Vertisce Soritenshi

What? Not into women?

I don't understand why this is such a touchy subject for so many people. It's just boobs...they need to jiggle.


Some people just see the word "boobs" or "breasts" and then instantly translate this to "OMG SEX" which translates to their own sexual repression.

In other words, they just can't handle a jiggy pair of ****. Laughing

Podometer
Posted - 2011.01.23 13:19:00 - [93]
 

If you want to move from "Internet Space Ships" to "Ultimate Science Fiction Simulator" I am afraid proper boob kinetics are an absolute must!!!

Lars Konrad
Paragon Fury
Cascade Imminent
Posted - 2011.01.23 15:17:00 - [94]
 

Originally by: Vertisce Soritenshi
Originally by: Lars Konrad
I can't believe this exists as a legitimate petition

-1


What? Not into women?

I don't understand why this is such a touchy subject for so many people. It's just boobs...they need to jiggle.


No, don't misunderstand. I'm into women. REAL women.

Anyway...

Do you really think this is necessary? You want the Eve development team to take resources away from other projects so they can make "boobie physics?"

Please don't waste precious development time with something this ridiculous

Major Felony
Posted - 2011.01.23 16:43:00 - [95]
 

I am pretty sure Oveur doesn't think that way Wink

Mamba Lev
BricK sQuAD.
Posted - 2011.01.23 16:54:00 - [96]
 

Edited by: Mamba Lev on 23/01/2011 16:58:04
All the jugs i have seen have been saggy, they must of used ******** as a template..

Vertisce Soritenshi
SHADOW WARD
Tragedy.
Posted - 2011.01.23 18:47:00 - [97]
 

Originally by: Lars Konrad
Originally by: Vertisce Soritenshi
Originally by: Lars Konrad
I can't believe this exists as a legitimate petition

-1


What? Not into women?

I don't understand why this is such a touchy subject for so many people. It's just boobs...they need to jiggle.


No, don't misunderstand. I'm into women. REAL women.

Anyway...

Do you really think this is necessary? You want the Eve development team to take resources away from other projects so they can make "boobie physics?"

Please don't waste precious development time with something this ridiculous


There is already a team that works solely on Incarna...it is going to be that way for a while I am sure so you wouldn't be taking precious resources away from anything. That and I seriously doubt it would take much effort or time to make boobs jiggle a little.

Glyken Touchon
Gallente
Independent Alchemists
Posted - 2011.01.23 18:55:00 - [98]
 

OP may have just realised why it's taking the devs so long to come up with incarna.

They're busy "testing" the character animations...Laughing

Doc Mort
Posted - 2011.01.24 01:40:00 - [99]
 

When you look this good you find the boobs take care of themselves

Merrya
Minmatar
BlackWing Cartel
Posted - 2011.01.25 10:03:00 - [100]
 

I'd much rather see a bigger hip/booty options.. Sure whats there now is decent, but i have friends who're much more endowed than that.

Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
Posted - 2011.01.25 10:55:00 - [101]
 

Edited by: Destination SkillQueue on 25/01/2011 10:57:06
Originally by: Merrya
I'd much rather see a bigger hip/booty options.. Sure whats there now is decent, but i have friends who're much more endowed than that.


For that you would need some kind of elementary boob/ass physic. You can get away without one with cartoonish models, heavy armor and flat chested characters, but with realistic body models in clothing a large solid chests and asses will look very out of place. With pictures it doesn't matter, but when we get to animations, with realistic characters and realistic physics with everything else, those solid parts will stick out like sore thumb in a bad way.

It's also pretty standard feature with modern games, so I can't see why some get upset over such a simple thing. It seems boob physics are taken for granted these days and ass physics are the new boob physics in gaming. I can certainly see why, since the added realism and better looks attract a lot of positive attention. I haven't heard anyone ever complaining about having realistic boob/ass physics in a game. They complain it is unnecessary at times, but no one ever wants to get rid of it.

It might be better to make and use the same basic physics for all such soft jiggly areas. Breasts, ass, fat belly could all use some jolly jiggling and as long as you are making it for one part, you might as well alter some parameters and use it for the others too.

Mallikanth
Posted - 2011.01.25 14:03:00 - [102]
 

Originally by: Trebor Daehdoow
I have it on good authority that no less than Hilmar himself has explicitly forbidden research into breast dynamics, on the grounds that it might destroy the company. When you consider the possible negative effects of permitting breasts to wobble, even slightly, I am sure you will agree it could be catastrophic.

Just a few examples:

* Game design would spend months working on a set of 4th-order differential equations that properly model nipple-trajectories, instead of fixing sov.

* Art would be consumed in an orgy of bra-design.

* Legal would worry about lawsuits from Victoria's Secret.

* QA would spend months, possibly years, ensuring that faction undergarments have the proper "stacking" effects.

* And finally, when the server-side costs of properly modeling the effects of gravity become clear, Team Gridlock would stop fighting the "War on Lag" in favor of the more important "War on Droop".

Bottom line, it's a bad idea. Cool


Now that I agree with ugh



Vertisce Soritenshi
SHADOW WARD
Tragedy.
Posted - 2011.01.26 16:50:00 - [103]
 

lol...I still can't even make sense of that post. And its the only post from a CSM in this thread.

Two Shots
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.01.26 17:00:00 - [104]
 

Edited by: Two Shots on 26/01/2011 17:00:03
Originally by: Wercheg
I also don't think that that is a useful usage of dev time.


And since CCP seems dead-set against investing in things that the players consider a useful use of dev time (i.e., dear god fix fleet lag) I can only assume this is a resounding endorsement of something that CCP might realistically consider important enough for dev time.

Point 1: Most males are heterosexual.
Point 2: Most heterosexual males enjoy large breasts.
Point 3: Most players of an online video game are male.
Point 4: Most players of female characters are also male.
Point 5: Most players of female characters are heterosexual males.
Point 6: Most players of female characters would enjoy large breasts.

TL/DR: Boobie physics. Do it.

DoctorMolotov
Posted - 2011.01.27 19:09:00 - [105]
 

Edited by: DoctorMolotov on 27/01/2011 19:10:31
Originally by: Selinate
Some people just see the word "boobs" or "breasts" and then instantly translate this to "OMG SEX" which translates to their own sexual repression.


Which is the exact problem. Kinda like how companies plaster breast cancer logos all over their products to attract the eye of the consumer using the idea that sex sells. Oddly enough breast cancer (while sucking big time) is not really that high on the list cancers (in terms of which is most dangerous to your health/life/etc). That is the reason there will be such a stigma around this topic.

Originally by: Trebor Daehdoow
* QA would spend months, possibly years, ensuring that faction undergarments have the proper "stacking" effects.


LOLS.

Originally by: Vertisce Soritenshi
Originally by: Lars Konrad
I can't believe this exists as a legitimate petition

-1


What? Not into women?


More LOLS.

Originally by: Two Shots
Edited by: Two Shots on 26/01/2011 17:00:03
Originally by: Wercheg
I also don't think that that is a useful usage of dev time.


And since CCP seems dead-set against investing in things that the players consider a useful use of dev time (i.e., dear god fix fleet lag) I can only assume this is a resounding endorsement of something that CCP might realistically consider important enough for dev time.

Point 1: Most males are heterosexual.c
Point 2: Most heterosexual males enjoy large breasts.
Point 3: Most players of an online video game are male.
Point 4: Most players of female characters are also male.
Point 5: Most players of female characters are heterosexual males.
Point 6: Most players of female characters would enjoy large breasts.

TL/DR: Boobie physics. Do it.


I hate to agree with a ****ing goon, but, I do agree. Also; Point 7: Some women are unhappy with their own breast size (irl) and would probably opt for a larger size in a game, given the option to increase (and given there are any femal gamers out there at all). Notice I said 'some women' and not all of them. Need to clear that up before some of you start trippin' boobs and responding to ish I didn't say.




Two Shots
Caldari
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.01.28 04:59:00 - [106]
 

I'm not just a Goon; I'm a goon who made a female avatar without trying to make her look like a supermodel.

Vertisce Soritenshi
SHADOW WARD
Tragedy.
Posted - 2011.01.31 17:18:00 - [107]
 

Gotta keep the movement moving...

a newbie
d o o m
Posted - 2011.01.31 18:02:00 - [108]
 

Originally by: Trebor Daehdoow
I have it on good authority that no less than Hilmar himself has explicitly forbidden research into breast dynamics, on the grounds that it might destroy the company. When you consider the possible negative effects of permitting breasts to wobble, even slightly, I am sure you will agree it could be catastrophic.

Just a few examples:

* Game design would spend months working on a set of 4th-order differential equations that properly model nipple-trajectories, instead of fixing sov.

* Art would be consumed in an orgy of bra-design.

* Legal would worry about lawsuits from Victoria's Secret.

* QA would spend months, possibly years, ensuring that faction undergarments have the proper "stacking" effects.

* And finally, when the server-side costs of properly modeling the effects of gravity become clear, Team Gridlock would stop fighting the "War on Lag" in favor of the more important "War on Droop".

Bottom line, it's a bad idea. Cool


Beautifully put.

Vertisce Soritenshi
SHADOW WARD
Tragedy.
Posted - 2011.02.06 00:24:00 - [109]
 

Consider this a petition to cure "video game breast cancer". Let's keep our boobs nice and bouncy.

Henry Haphorn
Gallente
Posted - 2011.02.06 01:00:00 - [110]
 

Wow, four pages of boob comments. The capsuleers of New Eden must really be concerned about this.

WAR ON DROOP

aetherguy881
Gallente
Posted - 2011.02.07 21:38:00 - [111]
 

I <3 boobs.

Linna Excel
Posted - 2011.02.07 22:22:00 - [112]
 

If they don't want boob physics, it's easy enough to add bones and some animations to make 'em bouncy.

QT McWhiskers
EdgeGamers
Situation: Normal
Posted - 2011.02.10 17:42:00 - [113]
 

You have my FULL support.

Robbie Robot
Posted - 2011.02.11 06:07:00 - [114]
 

I also tried to get my alt fatter. I was aiming for paunchy male drill sergeant, and did get the face right, but I couldn't get his beer belly right.

I mean really. He spends all day in a badger, he should be paunchy. I also had trouble in getting my female alt's nose bigger. Yes, I know fine facial features what people want, but honestly, I was using my beautiful wife as a model, and she does have an above average nose size for a female.

TLDR: Can we get fatter figures? I guess it is too much to be able to actually model within normal limits of humans.

Flamespar
Posted - 2011.02.11 08:26:00 - [115]
 

What about man boobs? For the larger capsuleer?

Moobs FTW!

Flamespar
Posted - 2011.02.11 08:32:00 - [116]
 

Oh and please CCP do not implement bouncie boobies

I don't want to go into a station and be greated by hundreds of women characters jumping up and down so that their 16 year old players can watch and touch themself.

Vertisce Soritenshi
SHADOW WARD
Tragedy.
Posted - 2011.02.11 16:36:00 - [117]
 

It has already been stated that no jumping and running will be available for characters in stations. So jumping just to make boobs bounce is not a concern.

Natalia Kovac
Minmatar
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2011.03.10 08:21:00 - [118]
 

I support jiggly boobs. But let us not forget the plight of the jiggly ass, that should not be left behind either.

E man Industries
Posted - 2011.03.10 16:18:00 - [119]
 

Originally by: Natalia Kovac
I support jiggly boobs. But let us not forget the plight of the jiggly ass, that should not be left behind either.


Heh..you said behind..

Kumi Katana
Caldari
Perkone
Posted - 2011.03.14 14:55:00 - [120]
 

Well, of course it can be done. Just do know that it will add lagg, meaning the war on lagg will go bad. But I guess we can always do some tests and figure out a way to have the idea and with minimum lagg issues. Perhaps add a on/off button for it as well.


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