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Vertisce Soritenshi
SHADOW WARD
Tragedy.
Posted - 2011.01.07 02:37:00 - [1]
 

Edited by: Vertisce Soritenshi on 07/01/2011 02:39:13
This is not a joke...this is very serious stuff.

I propose that some attention be brought to boobies in Incarna. Marble boobies are no fun. They also detract from the ambiance of the game. Seeing a female character walking while her boobs do not move in a realistic fashion makes me wonder if they are meant to cut diamonds or serve dinner. I am not asking for Dead or Alive style boob movement here. I am asking for some semblance of realism to them. SOME movement is better than no movement at all.

The video's that CCP has presented showing off what the Carbon system can do proves that this is possible. I am not asking that it be immediately appearent with Incursion. I could care less if the boobs don't move on a character I cannot see the body of but it would be nice to see this put into Incarna. It is the little things that make or break the ambiance in a game such as EvE...(I know there is a joke in there...not gonna use it).

So what do you say CCP? You got the hair down...the eyes look real as do the clothes and your character models are by far best in the industry...take it a step further and make gravity do it's thing! Very Happy

God I hope I don't get banned for this.

Herping yourDerp
Posted - 2011.01.07 06:03:00 - [2]
 

would be nice,
but there are about 50 other improvements changes and fix's needed before this needs looked into.

but hey, if it can be done in a day why not?

Trebor Daehdoow
Gallente
Sane Industries Inc.
Posted - 2011.01.07 10:55:00 - [3]
 

I have it on good authority that no less than Hilmar himself has explicitly forbidden research into breast dynamics, on the grounds that it might destroy the company. When you consider the possible negative effects of permitting breasts to wobble, even slightly, I am sure you will agree it could be catastrophic.

Just a few examples:

* Game design would spend months working on a set of 4th-order differential equations that properly model nipple-trajectories, instead of fixing sov.

* Art would be consumed in an orgy of bra-design.

* Legal would worry about lawsuits from Victoria's Secret.

* QA would spend months, possibly years, ensuring that faction undergarments have the proper "stacking" effects.

* And finally, when the server-side costs of properly modeling the effects of gravity become clear, Team Gridlock would stop fighting the "War on Lag" in favor of the more important "War on Droop".

Bottom line, it's a bad idea. Cool

Wercheg
Posted - 2011.01.07 11:08:00 - [4]
 

I also don't think that that is a useful usage of dev time.

Barbaro55a
Caldari
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2011.01.07 11:14:00 - [5]
 

Do new clones have perfectly rounded breasts - not sagged by a lifetime of jogging?

These things keep me awake at night.

Comrade Tsukae
Posted - 2011.01.07 13:18:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: Trebor Daehdoow
I have it on good authority that no less than Hilmar himself has explicitly forbidden research into breast dynamics, on the grounds that it might destroy the company. When you consider the possible negative effects of permitting breasts to wobble, even slightly, I am sure you will agree it could be catastrophic.

Just a few examples:

* Game design would spend months working on a set of 4th-order differential equations that properly model nipple-trajectories, instead of fixing sov.

* Art would be consumed in an orgy of bra-design.

* Legal would worry about lawsuits from Victoria's Secret.

* QA would spend months, possibly years, ensuring that faction undergarments have the proper "stacking" effects.

* And finally, when the server-side costs of properly modeling the effects of gravity become clear, Team Gridlock would stop fighting the "War on Lag" in favor of the more important "War on Droop".

Bottom line, it's a bad idea. Cool

Some sacrifices just have to be made for the greater good.

Wacktopia
Sicarius.
Legion of The Damned.
Posted - 2011.01.07 13:43:00 - [7]
 

How can we have a "total-sci-fi-game-immersion-experience" without wobbly norks?

Selinate
Amarr
Posted - 2011.01.07 16:04:00 - [8]
 

Edited by: Selinate on 07/01/2011 16:04:26
Originally by: Trebor Daehdoow
I have it on good authority that no less than Hilmar himself has explicitly forbidden research into breast dynamics, on the grounds that it might destroy the company. When you consider the possible negative effects of permitting breasts to wobble, even slightly, I am sure you will agree it could be catastrophic.

Just a few examples:

* Game design would spend months working on a set of 4th-order differential equations that properly model nipple-trajectories, instead of fixing sov.

* Art would be consumed in an orgy of bra-design.

* Legal would worry about lawsuits from Victoria's Secret.

* QA would spend months, possibly years, ensuring that faction undergarments have the proper "stacking" effects.

* And finally, when the server-side costs of properly modeling the effects of gravity become clear, Team Gridlock would stop fighting the "War on Lag" in favor of the more important "War on Droop".

Bottom line, it's a bad idea. Cool


Joke? Or seriousness.

Honestly, if it does require a set of fourth order differential equations (which I find a bit... strange... for this case for them to be that high of an order), then similar equations have probably been solved already since many games already employ this mechanic.

As for the rest of this.... really??

Destination SkillQueue
Are We There Yet
Posted - 2011.01.07 16:29:00 - [9]
 

I'm not joking either here. Boob jiggling has been in lesser and crappier games and it indeed does make a big difference in how good a character looks. Usually you see the affect well in games where you have to use mods to get some realistic jiggling effects added. Their movement doesn't have to be absolutely realistic or complex. They just need to have some movement to them instead of being solid lumps of steel. Naturally the more realistic and better you can make the better.

Jita mcheck
Posted - 2011.01.07 16:37:00 - [10]
 

Aye, do it right...


Terazul
Gallente
Posted - 2011.01.07 16:58:00 - [11]
 

I have to support this for realism's sake. Boobs are NOT made out of steel and plaster, people! For that matter, neither are bras going to keep them still as stone through all physical activity (unless, like, it's really, uncomfortably tight).

Vertisce Soritenshi
SHADOW WARD
Tragedy.
Posted - 2011.01.07 19:54:00 - [12]
 

Edited by: Vertisce Soritenshi on 07/01/2011 20:00:15
I ask for this for the sake of quality and realism, not so we can get off to moving boobs in a video game. Frankly if I want that I can look at ****. It is simply for the sake of immersion. As stated before there are lesser games out there that do this.

One good example is a yet to be released game called Tera Online. One video I watched was showcasing how they actually got breasts to move. The character would even bend over and they would hang and not be set in stone. Was it perfect? No...but it was done fairly well and is something that would be noticible in EvE. Here is a link to one of the video's as an example. Tera Online High Elf Emotes Again...this would not have anywhere near as realistic of a feel if they were stationary.

CCP has stated many times that they want this game to be a space simulator. A simulator implies realism which is what I believe they are striving for especially with the new character creator and Incarna later this year. Last time I checked...boobs still move in space and I am sure they would move on a station with gravity. That said I think it is a reasonable request to have boobs move in the game as realistically as possible.

Again I want to point out that I don't think this should bring any kind of perversion to the game in any way shape or form. If you are afraid to see boobs move then don't go out into the world at all. Im not asking for nudity or futa (the other thread)...I am asking for realistic movement and nothing more. That is not perversion.

Lykouleon
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2011.01.07 20:37:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Trebor Daehdoow

* Art would be consumed in an orgy of bra-design.

* Legal would worry about lawsuits from Victoria's Secret.


Victoria's Secret could launch an EVE Online selection instead. Also, the poor art boys draw boobies anyways.

WAR ON DROOP!!!!!~

Naga Tokiba
Posted - 2011.01.07 20:51:00 - [14]
 

I fully endorse and or support this product.

Deandra Walran
Posted - 2011.01.07 23:26:00 - [15]
 

Edited by: Deandra Walran on 07/01/2011 23:26:17
Can we get the Barbie-boob jigglers their own server with only a single station so they can stop interfering with a spaceship game?

nathanica
Posted - 2011.01.08 00:01:00 - [16]
 

I support this motion, boobs are very important.

Uzrial
Posted - 2011.01.08 00:33:00 - [17]
 

I support this only on the condition that crotches also twitch.

Aeo IV
Amarr
Xomic OmniCorporation
Posted - 2011.01.08 01:32:00 - [18]
 

I support this, only on the ground that if CCP has any plans at all of using carbon as a selling point, it should replicate fat jiggle; not just with breasts, but with all deposits of fat.

Henry Haphorn
Gallente

Posted - 2011.01.08 01:54:00 - [19]
 

/facepalm

You know, I wanted to smack the living daylights out of the OP for this thread... but... unfortunately... he's right.

WAR ON DROOP!!!!

Crazy KSK
Posted - 2011.01.08 06:56:00 - [20]
 

lmao Laughing

Shea Amara
Amarr
ARMITAGE Logistics Salvage and Industries
Posted - 2011.01.08 08:12:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Wercheg
I also don't think that that is a useful usage of dev time.



Baring the fact that all of Incarn is a wast of dev time and resoures they mite as well make the best part of it look good.Very Happy

Rip Minner
Gallente
ARMITAGE Logistics Salvage and Industries
Posted - 2011.01.08 08:23:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Rip Minner on 08/01/2011 08:23:54

I personly think Incaran was a total waist of Devlement time and resoures for EVE. But if there going to force it on us anyways.

Then I totaly Support The War On Boob Droopage!

Maxsim Goratiev
Gallente
Imperial Tau Syndicate
POD-SQUAD
Posted - 2011.01.08 20:23:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Trebor Daehdoow
I have it on good authority that no less than Hilmar himself has explicitly forbidden research into breast dynamics, on the grounds that it might destroy the company. When you consider the possible negative effects of permitting breasts to wobble, even slightly, I am sure you will agree it could be catastrophic.

Just a few examples:

* Game design would spend months working on a set of 4th-order differential equations that properly model nipple-trajectories, instead of fixing sov.

* Art would be consumed in an orgy of bra-design.

* Legal would worry about lawsuits from Victoria's Secret.

* QA would spend months, possibly years, ensuring that faction undergarments have the proper "stacking" effects.

* And finally, when the server-side costs of properly modeling the effects of gravity become clear, Team Gridlock would stop fighting the "War on Lag" in favor of the more important "War on Droop".

Bottom line, it's a bad idea. Cool

LOl
Originally by: Wacktopia
How can we have a "total-sci-fi-game-immersion-experience" without wobbly norks?


i agree!

Reaver Glitterstim
Legio Geminatus
Posted - 2011.01.08 23:38:00 - [24]
 

Edited by: Reaver Glitterstim on 08/01/2011 23:39:31
I like the realism aspect of this game. It's just not right for boobs to be made of bone. Same goes for other parts of the body that are soft, such as thighs, belly, muscles, cheeks, etc. I haven't seen the models but I hope they move realistically, not just look like wax sculptures.


It would be so much easier to make games look realistic if we were anthropods. But alas, we are vertebrates.

Spooky idiot
Posted - 2011.01.09 03:01:00 - [25]
 

Show us your Boobs!

eksaltscanner
Posted - 2011.01.09 03:34:00 - [26]
 


Marlona Sky
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2011.01.09 03:48:00 - [27]
 

ITT: 40 year old virgins. Neutral

Hiram Alexander
Caldari
Capital Enrichment Services
Posted - 2011.01.09 04:00:00 - [28]
 


Maxsim Goratiev
Gallente
Imperial Tau Syndicate
POD-SQUAD
Posted - 2011.01.09 10:10:00 - [29]
 

Originally by: Marlona Sky
ITT: 40 year old virgins. Neutral

Very Happy

Reed Tiburon
Caldari
Future Corps
Sleeper Social Club
Posted - 2011.01.09 15:06:00 - [30]
 

If you're gonna waste a ton of dev time on this thing that has nothing to do with insurance, then by God it'd better have jiggly boobs!

Supported.


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