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Master Gotama
Posted - 2010.12.09 18:11:00 - [1]
 

so i was doing some online X-mas shopping when i came across this little gem. Behold, the most awesomest watch in the world!! ShockedShockedShocked

despite the price, it has many admirers. if you don't believe me, just read some of the reviews.

Vogue
Short Bus Pole Dancers
Posted - 2010.12.09 18:27:00 - [2]
 

I would like a watch that has a red led display permanently on. Though it would need a power source greater than current battery technology. Might make me glow in the dark ugh

Vak'ran
TUIG Inc.
Posted - 2010.12.09 18:33:00 - [3]
 

How on earth are you going to see the actual time with all that stuff in the background??

Betty Boom
Caldari
SPECTRE Syndicate
Posted - 2010.12.09 19:24:00 - [4]
 

Edited by: Betty Boom on 09/12/2010 19:30:24
If i had a billion on my account wouldn't buy such crap. 50000,- for a watch. . . And no, I have the money on the bank, but for this .. I have a Tissot and this since 15 years without any problems.

For this money 3000 ppl can live for one month in the 3rd world.

Riedle
Minmatar
Paradox Collective
Posted - 2010.12.09 20:03:00 - [5]
 

People, read the reviews - hilarious!

Baneken
Gallente
The New Knighthood
Apocalypse Now.
Posted - 2010.12.09 20:27:00 - [6]
 

I wonder who the hell buys a 86 000 dollar watch from an online store ? Rolling Eyes

That watch is/should be/will probably be delivered with armed guards for escort ... Razz

Lance Fighter
Amarr
Posted - 2010.12.09 20:29:00 - [7]
 


Kurfin
Amarr
Posted - 2010.12.09 20:53:00 - [8]
 

That is really not pretty. And I doubt will impress the ladies, which is lets face it the whole point of wearing a watch now that we all carry phones.

Miriam Letisse
Posted - 2010.12.09 20:54:00 - [9]
 

HAH!
List Price: $145,000.00
Price: $86,999.99
You Save: $58,000.01 (40%)

Quote:
Buy 2 watches from 'Perfect Timing' and we'll send you a $25.00 Amazon.com Gift Certificate. If the watches total to $1500.00 or more, we'll send you a $100.00 Amazon.com Gift Certificate.

Master Gotama
Posted - 2010.12.09 21:24:00 - [10]
 

Originally by: Riedle
People, read the reviews - hilarious!


This^^

Originally by: Jon McAwesome
Chuck Norris riding into the Super Bowl on the back of Godzilla and round house kicking the crowd is no where near as awesome as this priceless poon magnet.


Pure win!

Astenion
Gallente
Spiritus Draconis
Posted - 2010.12.09 23:53:00 - [11]
 

WTF is wrong with you people? No one cares about the watch...it's THE REVIEWS!

Rem Akilles
Posted - 2010.12.10 04:34:00 - [12]
 

Dude get some taste!

PRECISTA PRS-5 any day.

http://www.timefactors.com/precista.htm




Noun Verber
Gallente
Posted - 2010.12.10 13:31:00 - [13]
 

It's on special so clearly it is not as good as they make it out to be.

Vak'ran
TUIG Inc.
Posted - 2010.12.10 14:46:00 - [14]
 

Originally by: Kurfin
(...) impress the ladies, which is lets face it the whole point of wearing a watch now that we all carry phones.


Untrue, I have a perfectly good cellphone but I cannot be arsed to dig it out of my pocket every time I wish to know the time. And no, my watch is not intended to impress anyone, its a simple digital watch.

Geno Greypath
Gallente
Posted - 2010.12.10 15:09:00 - [15]
 

Originally by: Master Gotama
so i was doing some online X-mas shopping when i came across this little gem. Behold, the most awesomest watch in the world!! ShockedShockedShocked

despite the price, it has many admirers. if you don't believe me, just read some of the reviews.


Value: Poor people can't buy it, which makes it automatically better. The sad-face expressions on people at the soup kitchen when I show it off are beyond priceless. One time I made a guy think I was going to give it to him because he liked it, but then I was like "naw man, you would probably just sell it and buy a house or something. That's lame."

Ability to conquer foreign lands: This watch actually caused several earthquakes in third-world countries when I set my alarm for multiple time zones.

Ability to offend hippies: It offends hippies. All of them.

Ability to offend bleeding-heart whiners: This one chick was like "you could sell that and build a house for poor people!" And I was like "yeah, I totally could. But that would be stupid because then I wouldn't have this awesome watch." She was upset, which was pretty cool.

Ability to cure disease: If everyone bought this watch, absolutely no money would go to disease research and all the people with disease would die so all the disease would die with them. It's sound logic and in the owner's manual for the watch.

Ability to stop terrorists: I would say that Jack Bauer wears this watch, but this watch actually wears Jack Bauer as an accessory.

Faults: There is only one fault with this watch -- that it is priced low enough for wannabes and posers to buy it. I want a watch that only the most elite can afford; I don't want to see Joe Blow wearing this watch because then I would have to throw it away. That's why it got four stars instead of five.

Geno Greypath
Gallente
Posted - 2010.12.10 15:13:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Master Gotama
so i was doing some online X-mas shopping when i came across this little gem. Behold, the most awesomest watch in the world!! ShockedShockedShocked

despite the price, it has many admirers. if you don't believe me, just read some of the reviews.


Being a Space Cowboy and part time Pirate, I really needed a watch that could keep up with the demands of my career. I especially found this helpful the other day. I was just lounging around on my personal space station, and noticed that a panel had come loose. But not to worry! I just activated the watches built-in anti-matter exchange circuitry, which formed a protective bubble around me, went outside, and used the patented Zenith Electro-lectic Concentrating Laser Repeater to weld the panel back on. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy. Another feature I enjoyed was that it actually also keeps time from the 34th dimension, which I visit quit often. No worries about missing Gelekcor the Moon Raider anymore, this watch teleports me to my lounge so I can enjoy the finest in inter-dimensional entertainment.

Thanks Zenith!

Aldor
Posted - 2010.12.10 22:28:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: Master Gotama

Originally by: Jon McAwesome
Chuck Norris riding into the Super Bowl on the back of Godzilla and round house kicking the crowd is no where near as awesome as this priceless poon magnet.


Pure win!


I just spit Mountain Dew at work and was busted up laughing. My co-workers think I'm a little off my rocker now... LOL


 

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