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Agent 42
Posted - 2010.11.01 01:16:00 - [31]

You're one of the CEO's alts aren't you OP?

The Carebear Stare
Hydroponic Zone
Posted - 2010.11.01 01:43:00 - [32]

Dunno why but I especially enjoy popping a ship then seeing it belonged to the CEO of their corp.

Perhaps I'm hoping they will put together a little op and come back for revenge.

Jackuu Bauwaah
Posted - 2010.11.01 07:25:00 - [33]

Well until youve had marcus malos you havent seen psychotic ceos

Rexthor Hammerfists
Vanishing Point.
The Initiative.
Posted - 2010.11.01 10:40:00 - [34]

I hear Schizophrenia is big in eve with everyone having multiple chars.

CCP Soundwave

C C P Alliance
Posted - 2010.11.01 10:43:00 - [35]

I quite like Hilmar actually.

Orion GUardian
Posted - 2010.11.01 10:49:00 - [36]

Originally by: CCP Soundwave
I quite like Hilmar actually.

Did you get a bonus for that post? :P

Gravemind GER
Fnord Works
The Initiative.
Posted - 2010.11.01 11:08:00 - [37]

Originally by: Orion GUardian
Originally by: CCP Soundwave
I quite like Hilmar actually.

Did you get a bonus for that post? :P

he is a Bloody Spai, once he becomes director of ccp he will disband it for the lulz! YARRRR!!

Haansu Rwen
Posted - 2010.11.01 11:15:00 - [38]

Originally by: CENTUREAN
... the grown men emo rage ...

Sadly, I experience this on the job IRL. *sighs* Nothing ever changes.

Louis deGuerre
Posted - 2010.11.01 12:57:00 - [39]

Somewhere there is a vid with Hilmar the ascending angel, but I can't find it.

You'll have to make do with Healthy Carnage Twisted Evil

Caldari Citizen20090217
Posted - 2010.11.01 13:21:00 - [40]

ITT: random guy gets kicked out of 1 man (+alts) corp when creepy/horny CEO finds out hes a guy.

Make a "female" alt, try and get recruited, and farm the guy for as much as you can get, 'til he learns theres no wimmin on the internetz.

Captain Muscles
Vindictive Bastards
Posted - 2010.11.01 14:20:00 - [41]

TL;DR - Skip to last sentence.

This is a tale of two CEOs, one with anger issues, the other with multiple-personality disorder from spending too much time in w-space with only his alts to talk to.

So I'm doing some high-sec exploration the other day in Caldari space. After a few hours of getting nothing but a few Dread Guristas Copper Tags (999,997 more and I'll be rich,) I scan down a Guristas Watch.

The first room is full of wrecks, so I head in to the second. There I see mostly wrecks + a Drake working on the (whatever building gives possible faction spawn and escalation.) Being the nice guy I am, I burn in and start applying my DPS as well. Building 'splodes, DG faction frigate appears nearby, I one-shot it, grab the goodies and warp out.

The guy who was running the site (CEO of his corp) convos me and sends me several very sort, FULLY CAPITALIZED sentences along the lines of wtf, u r a ****-bag, we will dec u, etc. He then tells me to have my CEO contact him.

At this point I am laughing so hard I might pee my pants. I wasn't sure what this guy was expecting considering
a) Why didn't he just show-info and contact my CEO himself?
b) Why would he expect me to tell on myself?
c) I am(was) the CEO of my corp.

So I say ok and leave the convo, then invite him to another convo. Before I can type "I hear you are having a problem with one of my corp members," he responds with "HAVE YOUR CEO CONTACT ME" and "GOODBYE" before leaving the convo.

I'm rather dumbfounded at this point, so I appoint my alt CEO. I contact the guy and tell him that Captain Muscles is my good friend's little brother and I will have a talk with him about playing nice and not embarrassing our corp. Five minutes later, we are all friends.

999,996 to go and I'll be rich.


I'm rather disappointed with the boring, peaceful resolution of the situation, so here are some morals of this story should you catch yourself on either side:

Victim -
If your rage has superceded your judgment, you've already lost.
Show Info. Knowledge is power.
The sole purpose of caps-lock is to alert people that you should not be taken seriously (I'm looking at you, Kanye West.)

Random Jerk -
If you want some excitement, don't let your sissy carebear alt handle diplomatic situations.

Both -
Make some real friends already, jeez. Alts don't count.

Sabot Industries
Posted - 2010.11.01 14:55:00 - [42]

Originally by: CENTUREAN
I remember when I first started this game. This guy comes in the recruitment channel offering me a cormorant if I joined. At the time a Cormorant to me was like getting a Titan or something. At the time, 10 mill was a lot of isk.

The ceos were terrible at the game and kept getting can-flipped wtfpawned every day. They'd lose battleships to can-flippers and emo rage on vent...It was a shockingly surreal experience.

Basically that is the best part of this game, the grown men emo rage on ventrillo.

Laaawl! Unbelievable.

Seatec Astronomy
Posted - 2010.11.01 15:13:00 - [43]

As a member of a 10-man corp, you only have to deal with one psycho...the CEO.

The CEO has to deal with 10 psychos.

It's a race to the nuthouse.


Jason Marshall
Mad Bombers
Guns and Alcohol
Posted - 2010.11.01 15:46:00 - [44]

On the note of dealing with crazy people.

During my provi days no matter what alliance we were in, I had a diplomat dedicated to nothing but covering my **** ups. =)

Posted - 2010.11.01 16:40:00 - [45]

Why do so many people on the internet think that adding an apostrophe and the letter "s" to a word makes it plural and not possessive? Did that many people fail second grade English class?

Northstar Cabal
Posted - 2010.11.01 16:47:00 - [46]

Edited by: Baneful on 01/11/2010 16:49:13
Two Words:
Sigarii Kitawa Rolling Eyes

Andrea Griffin
Posted - 2010.11.01 16:54:00 - [47]

Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Reynolds
Originally by: Obsidian Hawk
No sane person in EvE wants to be a CEO
Not for long anyway
On the other hand, no CEO stays sane for long, so it's kind of a self-reinforcing mechanism. Razz
Being a CEO sucks. Too much work for too little reward. I gave up on it after a while. Herding cats is easy compared to that.

Missiles 'R' Us
Posted - 2010.11.01 17:03:00 - [48]

Stop buying chars allready...

But also... Insane ceo's arn't just something in eve. ;-)

Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
Posted - 2010.11.01 21:29:00 - [49]


My name is Ranger 1 and I was a psychotic CEO.

I got better, and so can you.

Resign and let someone else have the headaches. Very Happy

(Yes Fluf, I'm using you to preserve my sanity.)

Desya Dak'ann
No Ducks Allowed
Posted - 2010.11.01 23:35:00 - [50]

Originally by: CCP Soundwave
I quite like Hilmar actually.

Is that some kind of thing they force you all to say at CCP. CCP sounds rather like China, have any employees gone missing lately?

Desya Dak'ann
No Ducks Allowed
Posted - 2010.11.01 23:37:00 - [51]

Also as my actual reply, I once had a CEO that shoved his mic up his arse, and sounded like a muffled dog. His name be Djlurch

Verx Interis
Posted - 2010.11.01 23:47:00 - [52]

Edited by: Verx Interis on 01/11/2010 23:56:46
As someone who's been a CEO for 2 weeks now I can now confirm sanity is not a recommended part of the equation. I can feel it seeping from my brain ever so slowly and the number of times I've been up 24+ hours straight cannot be good.

Originally by: SabotNoob
Laaawl! Unbelievable.

YOU! You're the one who stole my hair!!!

Daneo Mistry
Posted - 2010.11.02 14:07:00 - [53]

Originally by: KaarBaak

As a member of a 10-man corp, you only have to deal with one psycho...the CEO.

The CEO has to deal with 10 psychos.

It's a race to the nuthouse.


Oh so true! lol like this actually

Posted - 2010.11.02 14:18:00 - [54]

i am the ceo.. so now stfu and get to work YARRRR!!

Jane Griffin
Posted - 2010.11.02 15:01:00 - [55]

I remember an old director of mine turned up one day, went to another corp member and whipped his d**k out and put it on his shoulder, my corpie then turned only to get d**k in his face...

Oh ****, that was irl sorry, for serious.

Eternal Frontier
Posted - 2010.11.02 15:22:00 - [56]

Originally by: Gravemind GER
Originally by: Orion GUardian
Originally by: CCP Soundwave
I quite like Hilmar actually.

Did you get a bonus for that post? :P

he is a Bloody Spai, once he becomes director of ccp he will disband it for the lulz! YARRRR!!

Hilmar killed his Merlin.

Terminal Insanity
Convex Enterprises
Posted - 2010.11.02 15:39:00 - [57]

Heh It wasnt my CEO, but a guy named DanielJedi (the top FC for Blade) is pretty lulzy

He had me removed from Blade when i overpriced items on the market, (not even true market pvp, just hauling in my own supply and pricing it however).


[ 2010.09.21 21:51:00 ] danieljedi > and u shouldnt be making your isk out of market
[ 2010.09.21 21:51:06 ] danieljedi > use belts sanctums mining
[ 2010.09.21 21:51:14 ] Terminal Insanity > im not a bear =/
[ 2010.09.21 21:51:22 ] Terminal Insanity > i cant stand shooting rats and rocks
[ 2010.09.21 21:51:36 ] danieljedi > then go rip off core
[ 2010.09.21 21:51:41 ] danieljedi > right
[ 2010.09.21 21:51:50 ] danieljedi > when you in local saying help
[ 2010.09.21 21:52:06 ] danieljedi > and people go **** that he rips us off all the time let him die
[ 2010.09.21 21:52:11 ] danieljedi > you want that
[ 2010.09.21 21:52:12 ] Terminal Insanity > well nobody ever sees me calling for help in local because i dont bear in belts lol
[ 2010.09.21 21:52:23 ] danieljedi > their will be a time when u need help
[ 2010.09.21 21:52:39 ] danieljedi > i 100% garauntee that
[ 2010.09.21 21:52:48 ] Terminal Insanity > and thats fine, if people wanna leave me to die thats their choise, i mean i dont float anything that im not willing to lose
[ 2010.09.21 21:53:00 ] danieljedi > you have a bad outlook


[ 2010.09.21 21:38:02 ] Terminal Insanity > people do! lol i've bought overpriced stuff before as well, but i take it as the price i pay for not being prepaired
[ 2010.09.21 21:38:03 ] danieljedi > for example a nyx
[ 2010.09.21 21:38:20 ] danieljedi > doesnt work like that in eve
[ 2010.09.21 21:38:29 ] danieljedi > people a prepared in diff ways
[ 2010.09.21 21:38:35 ] danieljedi > im an fc
[ 2010.09.21 21:38:42 ] danieljedi > ally high leadership
[ 2010.09.21 21:38:58 ] danieljedi > i have to buy stuff here alot
[ 2010.09.21 21:39:13 ] danieljedi > so i can keep you guys roaming and our ally having fun

I offered to remove my items from the market but he was angered that i would just outright remove them, and not continue to seed the market at jita price.

Further funny, the last fleet DJ lead, that i was in... He warped the gang down to a hostile gatecamp. We took heavy losses and so he warps everyone away. Then, with our dimished numbers, he commands the fleet to engage the exact same enemy again. After less then 60 seconds he gives the command to align and warp out, leaving another 10 or so behind. You think thats bad? No, he declares that we've basically lost the fight, and we should just 'go all in' and kill whatever we can. This is with T3's and Command ships still alive.... and he's in a HAC lol

Oh, and then he has a rule where if you lemming ahead of the fleet during a roam, you have to pay isk to him. So they do **** like "best speed to destination" then exactly one jump later "Hold on this gate". Then "continue burning" a few jumps later "hold", deliberatly to make people lemming here and there.

You basically pay for your mistakes in isk, and his mistakes in ships.

I've been living off my market trades for over a year, other then that, i'm all pvp. And then to have him tell me i need to become a carebear...

Nobody else in the blade leadership cared, but DJ runs that alliance like it was his alone. He basically forced my CEO to get rid of me. I know my CEO stuck up for me for a long time, but it got to the point where he was risking having the whole corp thrown out of alliance over me, so i had to leave.

Later, DJ set me to red for the entire alliance lol. He poisoned so many people against me. I returned to the region in a bomber for some ****s and giggles, and upon returning had several players (who were not there when i was) complain about me in local, call me a traitor etc, it was pretty hilarious. Definatly will be going back for some kills later =)

Venetian Tar
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.11.02 15:44:00 - [58]

My CEO is a complete ***got.

Terminal Insanity
Convex Enterprises
Posted - 2010.11.02 15:48:00 - [59]

Edited by: Terminal Insanity on 02/11/2010 15:53:37

The dude is just too hilarious to leave it at that.

He is a fleet commander who does nothing but tell people where to warp. Thats. it.

He will call destinations, and tell people to hold on gates, etc... but when it gets down to crunch time, he's just absent. He will call half of the primaries, and will -NEVER- broadcast the targets.

Oh! and when he becomes bored, he just abandons the fleet, reguardless of where they are. He's abandoned the fleet 30+ jumps from home on several occasions, and then we scramble to find someone to replace him for the journey home. He'll just out of the blue declare that the roam is over, or that its going nowhere, and say he has to log. Gone.

One roam, he had a fleet member set up 50km away from the enemy's gang cloaked, then he gave the command for fleet to warp to that fleet member at 50km range (landing us roughly 100km away from the enemy gang). He then proceeded to cuss and rage on the mic because everyone was in battlecruisers and nobody was in range.

-every- goddamn roam we go on, he would rage several times on the mic, yelling and cussing at people for mistakes (that were usually his)

Anyways yeah, If you're lucky enough to be in a DJ fleet, the best thing you can do is hit audio record button and post that **** on youtube!

Lady Parity
Posted - 2010.11.02 15:48:00 - [60]

Originally by: Venetian Tar
My CEO is a complete ***got.

Shame about his obesity and tiny *****

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