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Bob Builderson
Posted - 2010.10.31 01:35:00 - [1]
 

Let's share out stories of insane CEO's

I just joined a corp to do some industry ect. I sarted out in EVE doing almost solely PVP and wanted to try something new. So I saved my money and bought an idustrialist. I was just planning on mining, building things so I join a new corp with 7 or so members in it. Everything starts out normal. Then the CEO stats calling me babe.

This makes me a little uncomfortable because I have a **** irl. So I ignore it for a second then he changes the subject and is offering me director roles and pos's. I'm like arright.. I really don't intend on scamming him buy it seems a bit wierd.

Well chat in corp continues to go normally. Then he asks if I'm a guy and I say yes and that's it for the first day. Today the tone had completelyt changed. He wants my api. Uh oh! It isn't working he says. I make a new one and give it to him. Still doesn't work? Well it's working on my evemon. He searches the forum and finds that I bought the character. (so what right) I was up front about this.

Meanwhile I find out that the other people in corp are all his alts. and they've become silent. All of a sudden I get an ultimatum. "dock now or I'm going to bring some mean ships down and pop you." I'm like wtf... Anyway all I was doing was mining in highsec waiting to buy a pos from him. Threatens to kill me more....

So I say "wtf" try to explain myself... but my resistance is getting low because I'm starting to realize I don't want to be in this corp. Then I just say fine I'm going to just dock up and quit then.

Then I get this mail that say "epic fail" then links the thread where I bougtht the industrialist character and my eveboard page which I had given to him before....

Anyway one of his many characters is xxspikexx and the other is lady blacknova stay away from him

Share your stories about psycho CEOs


Bob Builderson
Posted - 2010.10.31 01:37:00 - [2]
 

Also yes I made a troll post on this alt before but this post is real YOU CRAZY PEOPLE who are going to check

Bob Builderson
Posted - 2010.10.31 01:45:00 - [3]
 

Now this after I told him good luck making a normal corp after I joined a new one

Re: Re: here ya go epic fail
From: XXSpIkEXX
Sent: 2010.10.31 01:42
To: ^^^^^^^^^,

how about i war dec your new corp ? how that sound? see how they like a bought character then

Malaclypse Muscaria
Posted - 2010.10.31 01:45:00 - [4]
 

This thread is now about incoherently psychotic ex-employees.

IoWalker
Posted - 2010.10.31 02:15:00 - [5]
 

I'm intrigued by this new psychotic approach to trolling. This is genuinely good.

captain foivos
Posted - 2010.10.31 02:21:00 - [6]
 

Originally by: IoWalker
I'm intrigued by this new psychotic approach to trolling. This is genuinely good.


I concur in your assessment.

Commence the molecular excitement of popcorn molecules.

Verone
Gallente
Veto Corp
Posted - 2010.10.31 02:45:00 - [7]
 


Yeah, my CEO's a ****ing psycho-nutjob. ugh


Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.10.31 02:53:00 - [8]
 

My CEO loses Archons because he puts his Archons in POS shields with the password as "Archon" Razz

The Crushah
Gallente
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.10.31 03:18:00 - [9]
 

Edited by: The Crushah on 31/10/2010 03:19:59
I flew with Bellum Eternus for 2 years. I learned many new uses for the word f***.


Micheal Dietrich
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.10.31 03:28:00 - [10]
 

Joe Pheonix


need I say more?

Pshychotic Pyro
Gallente
Aliastra
Posted - 2010.10.31 03:31:00 - [11]
 

Psychotic you say ?

Selinate
Amarr
Posted - 2010.10.31 04:13:00 - [12]
 

yeah... this is pretty much why I don't join random Corps that advertise on the recruitment channel...

Grimpak
Gallente
Midnight Elites
Echelon Rising
Posted - 2010.10.31 04:20:00 - [13]
 

Originally by: Micheal Dietrich
Joe Pheonix


need I say more?

Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
Posted - 2010.10.31 04:48:00 - [14]
 

I find myself most comfortable in a solo corp because i've yet to meet a CEO i didn't eventually get a wierd vibe from.

Haven't had any of them try to kill me, though.

Leksi Bar'zuk
Posted - 2010.10.31 05:04:00 - [15]
 

Same poaster who told us a riveting tale of his "freighter" stuck hauling cans at a mining op and being killed by rats while his alliance rofl'd at him from intel channels?

Bob Builderson
Posted - 2010.10.31 05:09:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Leksi Bar'zuk
Same poaster who told us a riveting tale of his "freighter" stuck hauling cans at a mining op and being killed by rats while his alliance rofl'd at him from intel channels?


I knew someone would do it. See second post.

CENTUREAN
Posted - 2010.10.31 08:56:00 - [17]
 

I remember when I first started this game. This guy comes in the recruitment channel offering me a cormorant if I joined. At the time a Cormorant to me was like getting a Titan or something. At the time, 10 mill was a lot of isk.

The ceos were terrible at the game and kept getting can-flipped wtfpawned every day. They'd lose battleships to can-flippers and emo rage on vent...It was a shockingly surreal experience.

Basically that is the best part of this game, the grown men emo rage on ventrillo.

Einar Lightfingers
Nightmare Asylum
Posted - 2010.10.31 13:14:00 - [18]
 

Posting to confirm that I'm psychotic CEO.

Also, posting to confirm that I flew with Bellum too and that word has so many uses now. Twisted Evil

Istvaan Shogaatsu
Caldari
Guiding Hand Social Club
Posted - 2010.10.31 13:17:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Verone

Yeah, my CEO's a ****ing psycho-nutjob. ugh

Aren't you the CEO?

... oh.

Tippia
Caldari
Sunshine and Lollipops
Posted - 2010.10.31 13:21:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Verone
Yeah, my CEO's a ****ing psycho-nutjob. ugh
Isn't that a requirement for the job? Wink

De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Norse'Storm Battle Group
Intrepid Crossing
Posted - 2010.10.31 14:25:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Verone
Yeah, my CEO's a ****ing psycho-nutjob. ugh
Isn't that a requirement for the job? Wink


No, but it certainly helps.

Roosterton
Eternal Frontier
Posted - 2010.10.31 14:30:00 - [22]
 

My first corp was This.

I blame it for my bad killboard Mad

Needless to say, we had a terrible CEO.

Blnukem 192
Amarr
The Imperial Fedaykin
Posted - 2010.10.31 14:32:00 - [23]
 

No no no... THE REAL FAIL HERE IS CCP. The reason your API didn't work is because when you mailed him the info, you forgot that CCP broke copy and pasting, so when he put in the API stuff, it came in wrong.

Blame CCP. Razz

Akita T
Caldari Navy Volunteer Task Force
Posted - 2010.10.31 15:47:00 - [24]
 

I would tell you some stories about our psycho CEO but I hear it's not nice to speak about yourself in the 3rd person Twisted Evil

Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
RONA Directorate
Posted - 2010.10.31 15:55:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: De'Veldrin
Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Verone
Yeah, my CEO's a ****ing psycho-nutjob. ugh
Isn't that a requirement for the job? Wink


No, but it certainly helps.


No sane person in EvE wants to be a CEO

Reynolds
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2010.10.31 17:40:00 - [26]
 

Originally by: Obsidian Hawk
Originally by: De'Veldrin
Originally by: Tippia
Originally by: Verone
Yeah, my CEO's a ****ing psycho-nutjob. ugh
Isn't that a requirement for the job? Wink


No, but it certainly helps.


No sane person in EvE wants to be a CEO


Not for long anyway

Tippia
Caldari
Sunshine and Lollipops
Posted - 2010.10.31 17:44:00 - [27]
 

Originally by: Reynolds
Originally by: Obsidian Hawk
No sane person in EvE wants to be a CEO
Not for long anyway
On the other hand, no CEO stays sane for long, so it's kind of a self-reinforcing mechanism. Razz

Fkn Arson
0ne Percent.
Posted - 2010.10.31 22:02:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: Akita T
I would tell you some stories about our psycho CEO but I hear it's not nice to speak about yourself in the 3rd person Twisted Evil


Boy do I have some stories when my main was in your corp ;)

Asarus Atreyu
The Kairos Syndicate
Transmission Lost
Posted - 2010.10.31 22:27:00 - [29]
 

I like being CEO.. Sad

Ringo Jeicha
Posted - 2010.10.31 23:05:00 - [30]
 

Petition for harrasment.


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