Industrial ship blockades have already begun outside of the OWXT station after Alliance Council member "Too Ducky" ruthlessly locked a thread in which OMFG corp member and general Bad Poster "Artemis97" was called out by the general population of TEST. Tensions increased dramatically after the following EVE ONLINE Poem was drafted.
ay I fly Tengus
nto the ****ing ground
riven there with the most ignorant of fanatical zeals
verclocked by the formation of an extra 21st chromosome
isked even my life since a child,
noculated in the womb by a coat hanger with the most divine of rusts.
ried to scam a pubbie,
ucked horribly at it
nfit to troll even the most worthless of pubbie scum.
Tried to command a Fleet
ucked many far to many ****s that day, only to not get promoted
beta male commander I shall remain
riendlies always down vote me on every post
lways shunned by even those with the most popped and numerous of collars
argling the essence of life from even the most forbidden of sacks
ot me no where in life
n my knees I pray, wiping ever so tenderly sweat off my chin
ime to fit another Tengu broPersonal attack is not allowed.Applebabe
Director of ******ed Monkey Shenanigans in Space DurrHurrDurr had this to say:
LET THE WORDS OF THE COMMON PEOPLE RISE UP AND OVERWHELM THOSE THAT WOULD SILENCE US. LET IT BE KNOWN THAT SUCH HILARIOUS THREADS SHALL NEVER GO LOCKED! THIS IS OUR LAND!
This sudden increase in insanity has this reporter asking himself many questions. How will this effect the stability of the Deklein Coalition and its operations in Cloud Ring? Was this just another stage in the Goonswarm plan to rule all of Deklein? Is this now a WIDOT thread?
More on this story when it becomes available.