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godoggo
Posted - 2010.10.14 05:31:00 - [1]
 

like the title says. i will pay for you to fight The Python Cartel. Bonuses if enough damage is inflicted. I was willing to pay to save my implants but willing to pay more (to you) to make sure more damage is caused to them then I forked over.

Zions Child
Caldari
The Resident Haunting
Posted - 2010.10.14 05:48:00 - [2]
 

Good luck with that? You realize you'll just entertain them, right? The Python Cartel isn't particularly susceptible to isk damage...

Golden Helmet
Caldari
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2010.10.14 06:24:00 - [3]
 

100m and I'll make them sufferYARRRR!!

Lars Lodar
The Python Cartel.
The Jerk Cartel
Posted - 2010.10.14 06:45:00 - [4]
 

Originally by: Golden Helmet
100m and I'll make them sufferYARRRR!!


90m and I'll make GH suffer. Although I feel his soft, prepubescent voice is punishment enough. And might I add quite the arousing punishment at that!

Twisted Evil

Paknac Queltel
Baden's Army
Posted - 2010.10.14 07:00:00 - [5]
 

Originally by: godoggo
like the title says. i will pay for you to fight The Python Cartel. Bonuses if enough damage is inflicted. I was willing to pay to save my implants but willing to pay more (to you) to make sure more damage is caused to them then I forked over.
It's okay. Show me where they touched you on the doll.

Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2010.10.14 08:01:00 - [6]
 

Edited by: Amanda Eidolo on 14/10/2010 08:02:12
Hi OP, how are you? I haven't ransomed spoken to you in hours. I hope everything's going well. Anyhoo, I'll let you get back to being a girly ***got. Give my love to Mary and the kids.

Andrea Skye
Caldari
Heavy Risk...
Posted - 2010.10.14 08:42:00 - [7]
 

What did I do?

egola
Amarr
Posted - 2010.10.14 08:50:00 - [8]
 

Originally by: Andrea Skye
What did I do?

you took your internet spaceships and shoot internet bullets into HIS internet spaceship.....nonetheless you knocked him up now. Shotgun wedding pending

Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2010.10.14 09:09:00 - [9]
 

Dear OP. I'm afraid this thread and offer only serves to feed the unholy desires of the throbbing, raging and permanently moist phallus god of Python and is a sure way to erect their e-peens to even greater proportions. I'm afraid their scrotii are almost so bloated that they will have to drag them along come walking in stations. Now look at the monster you helped creating, OP.

Golden Helmet
Caldari
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2010.10.14 09:15:00 - [10]
 

You know, I thought this was one of our alts. I even made a post in our internal forums, asking who's it was (so I could give them a handjob for making me lol).

Turns out the OP is an alt of this guy. Frikken lawl. For once, it's not usLaughing

Moar proof, if anyone feels like trolling this guys main.

Because of the MAJOR threat of a wardec by a MILLION mercenaries, as CEO of The Python Cartel, I am forced to take pre-emptive action to defend the manhood of our great members.


Quote:
The Jerk Cartel Declares War Against Second Star to the Left
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2010.10.14 09:09

The Jerk Cartel has declared war on Second Star to the Left. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.


This war will be long and hard, and many monuments will be erected to commemorate the great battles yet to be fought. We are in dire need of allies to assure us a victory, however. Who among you will rise to the task and help defend the glorious Python Cartel? WE NEED YOUR HELP, PIRATES OF EVE! STAND WITH US!YARRRR!!

Tar'el
Minmatar
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2010.10.14 09:27:00 - [11]
 

I will help the Python Cartel



/me has a big bowl ready to collect some tears YARRRR!!YARRRR!!

SitRep
Black Aces
Against ALL Authorities
Posted - 2010.10.14 09:30:00 - [12]
 

Tar'el, your bravery and loyalty hasn't come unnoticed.

I will indeed buy the potatoes you were selling yesterday.

Contract 10kg ASAP.

Jawmare
Minmatar
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2010.10.14 09:34:00 - [13]
 

Impersonating other forum users is not allowed. Spitfire.

Helicity Boson
Amarr
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2010.10.14 10:03:00 - [14]
 

SCHLONG FOR THE SCHLONG GOD!


wallstreetwhiz
Posted - 2010.10.14 10:44:00 - [15]
 

OP doesn't realise that this is exactly what Python would want, and that he would just be saving them money on deccing fees.

Ex-Blood Money alt who secretly loves Python <3 o7

Brandrsun
Caldari
Posted - 2010.10.14 11:08:00 - [16]
 


Ospie
Ransom and Kill
Core.Impulse
Posted - 2010.10.14 11:43:00 - [17]
 

Edited by: Ospie on 14/10/2010 11:44:53
Originally by: Golden Helmet
You know, I thought this was one of our alts. I even made a post in our internal forums, asking who's it was (so I could give them a handjob for making me lol).

Turns out the OP is an alt of this guy. Frikken lawl. For once, it's not usLaughing

Moar proof, if anyone feels like trolling this guys main.

Because of the MAJOR threat of a wardec by a MILLION mercenaries, as CEO of The Python Cartel, I am forced to take pre-emptive action to defend the manhood of our great members.


Quote:
The Jerk Cartel Declares War Against Second Star to the Left
From: CONCORD
Sent: 2010.10.14 09:09

The Jerk Cartel has declared war on Second Star to the Left. Within 24 hours fighting can legally occur between those involved.


This war will be long and hard, and many monuments will be erected to commemorate the great battles yet to be fought. We are in dire need of allies to assure us a victory, however. Who among you will rise to the task and help defend the glorious Python Cartel? WE NEED YOUR HELP, PIRATES OF EVE! STAND WITH US!YARRRR!!



But.. highsec, though if it were arranged I'd happily take part in highsec suicide ganks on these parties! BY THE PHALLUS COMBINED PIRATES UNITE!

Edit: Pen15 edit

Spruillo
Gallente
Spruillo Corp
Posted - 2010.10.14 11:48:00 - [18]
 

Originally by: godoggo
like the title says. i will pay for you to fight The Python Cartel. Bonuses if enough damage is inflicted. I was willing to pay to save my implants but willing to pay more (to you) to make sure more damage is caused to them then I forked over.


THIS WILL BE DEALT WITH

Lady Spank
Amarr
In Praise Of Shadows
Posted - 2010.10.14 12:09:00 - [19]
 

To ensure interest in this please state clear terms. I offer an escrow service that will hold isk until the terms are met. This will encourage people to take your bounty seriously. Payment for my service is by donation only after a satisfactory contract.

I recommend you ask for a confirmed API killmail before payment is made.

Best of luck!

Paknac Queltel
Baden's Army
Posted - 2010.10.14 12:11:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Lady Spank
To ensure interest in this please state clear terms. I offer an escrow service that will hold isk until the terms are met. This will encourage people to take your bounty seriously. Payment for my service is by donation only after a satisfactory contract.

I recommend you ask for a confirmed API killmail before payment is made.

Best of luck!

Lady Spank handles all my escrow needs. She's never let me down.

Ava Starfire
Minmatar
Teraa Matar
Posted - 2010.10.14 12:29:00 - [21]
 

I have no idea who these people even are, but I wardecced them anyway (I think.)

All 2 members of Nordanverdr Modr are ready to die in support of this cause!

Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2010.10.14 12:32:00 - [22]
 

Edited by: Amanda Eidolo on 14/10/2010 12:57:55
卐 EIN VOLK, EIN SCHLONG, EIN PYTHON 卐

LASST INVASE IKOSKIO!


Barakkus
Posted - 2010.10.14 12:56:00 - [23]
 

Originally by: Ran Khanon
Dear OP. I'm afraid this thread and offer only serves to feed the unholy desires of the throbbing, raging and permanently moist phallus god of Python and is a sure way to erect their e-peens to even greater proportions. I'm afraid their scrotii are almost so bloated that they will have to drag them along come walking in stations. Now look at the monster you helped creating, OP.



This just sounds nasty all over.

Amanda Eidolo
The Python Cartel.
The Defenders of Pen Island
Posted - 2010.10.14 12:58:00 - [24]
 

Originally by: Helicity Boson
SCHLONG FOR THE SCHLONG GOD!



Cozmik R5
Minmatar
Dock 94
Posted - 2010.10.14 12:59:00 - [25]
 

This is the funniest thread after the 30bil Kronos !!! Razz

Ran Khanon
Amarr
Swords Horses and Heavy Metal
Posted - 2010.10.14 13:05:00 - [26]
 

Oh dear, oh dear ...

This thread schlong is going marching places all over the world.

De'Veldrin
Minmatar
Norse'Storm Battle Group
Intrepid Crossing
Posted - 2010.10.14 13:58:00 - [27]
 

This can only end badly.

For the OP.

Zions Child
Caldari
The Resident Haunting
Posted - 2010.10.14 15:25:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: De'Veldrin
This can only end badly.

For the OP.


And oh so amusingly for everyone else Very Happy

godoggo
Posted - 2010.10.14 15:51:00 - [29]
 

wow this ballooned quite nicely. I have no interest in helping you get new targets so offer is rescinded. additionally upon googling discovered a bit about yall particularly that your the architect behind hulkageddon and for that i tip my hat to yall. I made a small fortune after prices spiked and would be willing to put up a prize to encourage another round of it.

Zions Child
Caldari
The Resident Haunting
Posted - 2010.10.14 15:58:00 - [30]
 

Originally by: godoggo
wow this ballooned quite nicely. I have no interest in helping you get new targets so offer is rescinded. additionally upon googling discovered a bit about yall particularly that your the architect behind hulkageddon and for that i tip my hat to yall. I made a small fortune after prices spiked and would be willing to put up a prize to encourage another round of it.


Someone is backpedaling. I'm sure that if Helicity wants to put together another Hulkageddon, which is by no means easy, she'll accept your donation. But first, you're probably going to get shot in the face a lot by Python.


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