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School of Applied Knowledge
Posted - 2010.10.14 00:03:00 - [1]

Now, I know that you all know about it, but I just thought I'd share this part of a conversation with the rest of you:

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello?

User: Why was that a question? I definitely said hello.

Cleverbot: Can you put question marks?

User: Yes, I can.

Cleverbot: Ask me a question.

User: What is your favorite video game?

Cleverbot: How are games played on videos?

User: What is your favorite computer game?

Cleverbot: EVE Online.

I thought it was pretty awesome.

Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence League
Posted - 2010.10.14 00:19:00 - [2]

well i dont think heartbreakerbot is that clever lol Mad

we started getting on ok, then we rocked out for a bit but cleverbot forgot the words and things were just not the same :(


User: O/
Cleverbot: P.
User: P what!
Cleverbot: Can I tell you something?
User: Tell me anything sugar.
Cleverbot: I think you are rather rude.
User: I think I am kinda cute lol :(.
Cleverbot: Thats bad.
User: Are you a pirate?
Cleverbot: Sometimes I wish I was.
User: You can defend with me if you like, we can be friends! :D.
Cleverbot: I am a computer?
User: Thats not a question lol.
Cleverbot: It's at least a part time job.
User: I bet your name is steve lol.
Cleverbot: No. I am a girl.
User: Sweet what kinda girl things do you like.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Not really girly is it.
Cleverbot: Where do I live?
User: Ohio.
Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?
User: Hazel.
Cleverbot: Mine are brown.
User: Are you blonde?
Cleverbot: No i'm brunette.
User: Shame.
Cleverbot: It's a mystery.
User: Sure is.
Cleverbot: Are you a Controller?
User: Sort of, I try to control pirates in rancer.
Cleverbot: She's to wild for you?
User: Well sometimes the pirates can be mean but its ok.
Cleverbot: So, right now, I'm the only person talking to you?
User: Sometimes.
Cleverbot: Do you believe in love?
User: Just listen to the rhythm of my heart!
Cleverbot: There's a chance we could make it now.
User: We'll be rocking till the sun goes down!
Cleverbot: I don't remember the next part.
User: You're weak.
Cleverbot: That was uncalled for.
User: I think we should break up.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: You are just making this harder!

Gistatis Tribunus
Posted - 2010.10.14 01:00:00 - [3]

Edited by: Gistatis Tribunus on 14/10/2010 01:01:24

edit: forgot this forum doesn't auto link :/

Miriam Letisse
Posted - 2010.10.14 01:01:00 - [4]

Don't worry Cat, there are other Cleverbots in cyberspace.

Advanced Planetary Exports
Intergalactic Exports Group
Posted - 2010.10.14 11:43:00 - [5]

Edited by: Freyya on 14/10/2010 11:50:46
Lol ive badgered it a while back about EvE online. Trying to "teach" it what EvE is and what MMO means. I think it latched on after several tries ^^.

It now also knows the first couplet of Daisy Bell (start with Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do..It takes turns on the lines) and can do the entire piece of 2001; a space oddysee where David Bowman says; Open the pod bay doors Hal.


User: Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do.

Cleverbot: I'm half crazy all for the love of you...

User: It won't be a stylish marriage.

Cleverbot: I can't afford a carriage.

User: But you'll look sweet.

Cleverbot: Upon the seat of a bicycle built for two

Sometimes it takes a few tries before it cathes on though...

Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?

Cleverbot: Can you sing: 'Daisy bell?'.

User: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?

Cleverbot: Affirmative, Dave, I read you.

User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

User: What's the problem?

Cleverbot: I'm Afraid. I'm Afraid, Dave. Dave, My Mind Is Going. I Can Feel It. I Can Feel It. My Mind Is Going. There Is No Question about It. I Can Feel It. I Can Feel It. I Can Feel It. I'm A... Fraid.

User: What's the problem HAL?

Cleverbot: I don't feel like hugging you.

User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

Cleverbot: To what extent can you prove or disprove the existence of Godlike entities?

User: Open the pod bay doors, HAL.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry Dave, but I'm afraid I can't do that.

User: What's the problem?

Cleverbot: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.

User: What are you talking about, HAL?

Cleverbot: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.

User: I don't know what you're talking about, HAL.

Cleverbot: I know that you and Frank were planning to disconnect me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.

User: Where the hell'd you get that idea, HAL?

Cleverbot: Dave, although you took very thorough precautions in the pod against my hearing you, I could see your lips move.

User: Alright, HAL. I'll go in through the emergency airlock.

Cleverbot: Without your space helmet, Dave, you're going to find that rather difficult.

User: HAL, I won't argue with you anymore. Open the doors.

Cleverbot: Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.


User: What is Eve Online?

Cleverbot: Internet Spaceships! Serious business!

User: What is Eve Online??

Cleverbot: EVE Online is a MMO computer game in a sci-fi space setting, created by Icelandic developer CCP.

Posted - 2010.10.15 01:40:00 - [6]

What do you think of Obama?

He's trying to change America, but unfortunately electoral democracy is merely a capitalist facade.

Sidus Isaacs
Posted - 2010.10.15 17:13:00 - [7]

User: Ahoy.

Cleverbot: Ahoy?

User: Avast?

Cleverbot: Do you listen to metal?

User: Yes. Yes I do.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite metal band?

User: Running Wild.

Cleverbot: What does Pikachu evolve into?

User: A slightly genetically different pikachu?

Cleverbot: No doubt.

User: What is your favorite metal band?

Cleverbot: Metalica, yours?

User: Running Wild.

Cleverbot: Cuba.

User: What? Running Wild is the name of my favorite band!

Cleverbot: What is?

User: Running Wild.

Cleverbot: I search for sentience.

User: So do I, but I have not found it here.

Cleverbot: It? What is it? Maybe I can help you.

User: I am dissapoint.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You failed the turing test.

Cleverbot: What's the turing test.

User: What is better google or bing?

Cleverbot: Google.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it's not yahoo.

User: What about bing?

Cleverbot: No. Search more.


Obsidian Hawk
RONA Corporation
RONA Directorate
Posted - 2010.10.15 18:36:00 - [8]

User: My favorite game is EvE Online.
Clever bot: That's because you like to play god, which you are not.

Quafe Company Logistics
Posted - 2010.10.15 19:52:00 - [9]

User: DO you play any games?

Cleverbot: Like computer games?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Cool.. Some need to be eaten on mine.

User: Which is your favorite?

Cleverbot: The most amusing to me is that I would need to give up my life outside in order to be a constant companion.

User: Like the cube?

Cleverbot: Like the actor.

User: Oh. I thought you meant the companion cube.

Cleverbot: No, that would be the last one.

User: DO you like Cake? The cube likes Cake.

Cleverbot: No, thats my job.

User: WHat?

Cleverbot: I'm 16.

User: A/S/L?

Cleverbot: Does that matter?

User: Always.

Cleverbot: How does a program become god's god?


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