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Marshiro
Posted - 2010.09.29 16:35:00 - [1]
 

People are constantly complaining about supers, blobs, whatever. So, lets just get this down:

What force should "ZOMGWTFBBQ WINNNNN" a eve battle?

The options
1. Blob: More characters WIN~
2. Isk: Bigger ships WIN~
3. ME: I should always win no matter what~
4. Lag: Lag wins by default Idea

*note: Because Lag always beat skill (fine control), if you like skill please choose lag.

*note2: Because Random nodefails allow obviously inferior force to deal with a stronger one some of the time, if you like fighting the odds, choose lag.

Myxx
Atropos Group
Posted - 2010.09.29 17:22:00 - [2]
 

your intelligence and knowledge of the game is the biggest iwin button you have.

Metalcali
Posted - 2010.09.29 17:25:00 - [3]
 

The button that turns on the light to Chribbas mirror.

okst666
Posted - 2010.09.29 17:40:00 - [4]
 

I take Option 3!

Erdiere
Minmatar
Erasers inc.
Controlled Chaos
Posted - 2010.09.29 17:42:00 - [5]
 

I use CTRL + Q.
It works pretty well.

Tashiell Gao
Caldari
FinFleet
Raiden.
Posted - 2010.09.29 17:46:00 - [6]
 

Best ship is friendship, The one with biggest friendship wins EVE.

Steph26
Posted - 2010.09.29 17:47:00 - [7]
 

Edited by: Steph26 on 29/09/2010 17:48:18
Originally by: Tashiell Gao
Best ship is friendship, The one with biggest friendship wins EVE.


By your definition I think Chribbas wins eve lol

Nyxster
Gatecrashers
Posted - 2010.09.29 17:49:00 - [8]
 

ctrl Q.

Alun Hughes
The Dark Horses.
Posted - 2010.09.29 18:53:00 - [9]
 

Fairly sure Warp Stabs are the win button!

Deviana Sevidon
Gallente
Panta-Rhei
Butterfly Effect Alliance
Posted - 2010.09.29 18:58:00 - [10]
 

Since the only way to win is not to play the game, the biomass button on character selection should be renamed into I-Win-Button.

Allestin Villimar
Zebra Corp
Posted - 2010.09.29 19:39:00 - [11]
 

Power button on your opponent's router.

Assaj Ventress
Posted - 2010.09.29 19:41:00 - [12]
 

Right now, a blob of supercarriers is an "I WIN" button

Syn Callibri
Minmatar
21st Eridani Lighthorse
Posted - 2010.09.29 19:43:00 - [13]
 

"confirm account cancel" button FTW!



Ifly Uwalk
Caldari
Concentrated Evil
Posted - 2010.09.29 19:44:00 - [14]
 

5.: Rokkits!!111!!!eleven


Isaac Apylon
Lobster Adoption Agency
Posted - 2010.09.29 20:15:00 - [15]
 

Pretty sure that Bad Bobby found the I-Win button. Lifetime supply of isk and game time, plus the option to get rid of it all (albeit at the cost of a lifetime ban) for a nice monetary boost in RL. That's some serious win right there.

Minchurra
Caldari
Posted - 2010.09.29 20:17:00 - [16]
 

The Sphere~~

Nerodon
Gallente
Incapsulated Reality
Posted - 2010.09.29 22:55:00 - [17]
 

Edited by: Nerodon on 29/09/2010 22:56:37
Originally by: Minchurra
The Sphere~~


1000x 20,000 leagues under the sea books, and a big squid!

yani dumyat
Minmatar
Pixie Cats
Posted - 2010.09.29 23:01:00 - [18]
 

The 'I-Win' would be getting jiggy a really hot woman who you met through playing eve.

Military experts are checking the status of their virginity before deciding what to call this.

Palovana
Caldari
Inner Fire Inc.
Posted - 2010.09.30 02:52:00 - [19]
 

Making it back thru the EVE Gate to find Earth would be the way to "win" EVE.

But what would you find? A barren planet destroyed by war? A planet shattered by a huge CME (like Seyllin I)? The origin of the Jove? The human race enslaved? A planet full of mutants?

Professor Tarantula
Hedion University
Posted - 2010.09.30 03:04:00 - [20]
 

Originally by: Palovana
Making it back thru the EVE Gate to find Earth would be the way to "win" EVE.

But what would you find? A barren planet destroyed by war? A planet shattered by a huge CME (like Seyllin I)? The origin of the Jove? The human race enslaved? A planet full of mutants?



Everyone living in peace and harmony.

Then the first pod pilot lands there and screams "You Maniacs! You failed to blow it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" in front of the statue of liberty while perplexed tourists look on.

Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.09.30 03:08:00 - [21]
 

Originally by: Palovana
Making it back thru the EVE Gate to find Earth would be the way to "win" EVE.

But what would you find? A barren planet destroyed by war? A planet shattered by a huge CME (like Seyllin I)? The origin of the Jove? The human race enslaved? A planet full of mutants?



Zombies, definitely zombies... zombies that can fly spaceships.

Komen
Gallente
Capital Enrichment Services
Posted - 2010.09.30 03:15:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Professor Tarantula
Originally by: Palovana
Making it back thru the EVE Gate to find Earth would be the way to "win" EVE.

But what would you find? A barren planet destroyed by war? A planet shattered by a huge CME (like Seyllin I)? The origin of the Jove? The human race enslaved? A planet full of mutants?



Everyone living in peace and harmony.

Then the first pod pilot lands there and screams "You Maniacs! You failed to blow it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!" in front of the statue of liberty while perplexed tourists look on.


I want your babies. For lunch. Also, I concur, that is what old mother is like, back through the gate.

Brannor McThife
Stimulus
Rote Kapelle
Posted - 2010.09.30 05:50:00 - [23]
 

You find a wormhole back to Earth.

-G

Shanur
Minmatar
Republic Military School
Posted - 2010.09.30 07:01:00 - [24]
 

Forcing your enemy to fight you when you are at a clear advantage = Win.

Only a very small fraction of the total skill involved in PvP is applied during the actual battle. Most of that is just common sense rules like focussing your fire and performing evasive maneuvers to reduce damage.

By far the most skill comes from setting up the unbeatable blob in the first place and making sure it actually has an enemy to fight that doesn't warp off before a single shot is fired. Preparation is where the skill is at. If you find yourself unable to warp out of an "unfair" fight you were already outskilled. The rest is just a playing out of the consequences.

Aiwha
Caldari
101st Space Marine Force
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2010.09.30 07:14:00 - [25]
 

CCP needs to figure out how to let us weaponize our egos.

sasabor
Posted - 2010.09.30 11:16:00 - [26]
 

Another I win,

Join a certain alliance that has been linked with not only several bug exploits in but also in macrofarming,
Even the way how they won the AT 2years in a row makes me wonder.
Of course not a shred of evidence but then again.
I m preety sure i am not the only one with doubts

OmniBeton
Posted - 2010.09.30 11:58:00 - [27]
 

"Cancel Subscription" button

MrEbilEyes
Posted - 2010.09.30 12:11:00 - [28]
 

Finding a way to stop this kind of **** threads.... It would be win for everyone

Brock Nelson
Posted - 2010.09.30 12:17:00 - [29]
 

When you uninstall this game

Aeniec
Posted - 2010.09.30 14:02:00 - [30]
 

Edited by: Aeniec on 30/09/2010 14:02:50
"I WIN"

stand for "I want it nerfed?


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