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BBQfire
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:12:00 - [721]
 

100k SP for everyone again???? Laughing

Ivanna Nuke
Gallente
Holders Of The Cowbell
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:12:00 - [722]
 

BLAME CANADA!Cool

KalRink
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:12:00 - [723]
 

CCP needs to know about the "Scotty Principle"

The defacto gold star standard for delivering products and/or services within a projected timeframe. Derived from the original Star Trek series wherein Lt. Cmdr. Montgomery 'Scotty' Scott consistently made the seemingly impossible happen just in time to save the crew of the Enterprise from disaster. The premise is simple: 1) Caluculate average required time for completion of given task. 2) Depending on importance of task, add 25-50% additional time to original estimate. 3) Report and commit to inflated time estimate with superiors, clients, etc. 4) Under optimal conditions the task is completed closer to the original time estimate vs. the inflated delivery time expected by those waiting.

How do you expect to be considered a Miracle worker if you tell them how long it will really take."

The moral of this story is that, if you lower expectations, it's much easier to please your audience.

smoking gun81
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:12:00 - [724]
 

Originally by: B'amarr341
Originally by: Phati
Originally by: smoking gun81
Originally by: Bella Moon
just thought what would happen if CCP came back to us and said sorry guys eve has died and wont be back online ever Shocked


Remove client
Remove Eve Mon
Make my other half happy all night Wink


+1 ON THAT MATE


Does this mean there is a new MATE skill training? :)



Yep + one hour per skill level to staminer

guibio
Caldari
AdAstra.
Not Found.
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:12:00 - [725]
 

Edited by: guibio on 30/09/2010 18:13:46
Great ! i'm from EU, this DT ****ed my whole afternoon, Evening and i bet it will **** my night too :(

I want my favorites game ffs :(
/cry :'(

Phati
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:13:00 - [726]
 

Ive rediscovered ebay...this could be an expensive night

Soh To
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:13:00 - [727]
 

Originally by: RADIMF
Good luck CCP to sort it out as soon as possible.

To all impatient people around this forum - be patient - its only game!
As i am patching our 14 ERP databases atm and not all is going according to plan - please be patient patches can be *****es :-)
O/



Yeah, only a game we PAY FOR so we can't play it.

ThyrusDaVirus
Cloak and Daggers
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:13:00 - [728]
 

Originally by: Grendahm
has anyone got the link for the new patch??

Sheeps Sheeps Sheeps they exist ingame and RL

Isaroes
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:13:00 - [729]
 

Originally by: Bety Crocker
Hopefully this time the patch doesnt delete your windows folder.


Thats exactly the reason, why my EVE Client runs on a solitary Windows-Install. :)

demonic entity
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:13:00 - [730]
 

Originally by: carebear one
Originally by: demonic entity
Originally by: carebear one
damn i should have invited my friend this evening ... have this new rubber gear i want to try out with him Sad


^wait, wat?


you know hard, heavy, swetty count-the-legs-and-divide-it-by-two-sport ... hm that bondage-gear was also not used for a long time Twisted Evil


okay, now you just turned me on

Raven Seldon
Gallente
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:14:00 - [731]
 

Hehe, the only planning CCP can't keep up with is the deployment time!

I discovered some major bugs as a teamleader today in the program my developpers are writing and that is scheduled for release next wednesday!
Don't tell me a critical bug like that doesn't show up in testing? I mean that it should be detectable before your release day Wink

Still, this is a marvelous game and i'm not complaining cause i'm used to this kind behavior by my favorite gaming company!
Keep up the good work, cause bugs are hard to kill Very Happy

Kodemunkey3
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:14:00 - [732]
 

Well, at least connections 3 will be trained by the time eve is back.

Darek Castigatus
Immortalis Inc.
Shadow Cartel
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:14:00 - [733]
 

Originally by: Soh To
Originally by: RADIMF
Good luck CCP to sort it out as soon as possible.

To all impatient people around this forum - be patient - its only game!
As i am patching our 14 ERP databases atm and not all is going according to plan - please be patient patches can be *****es :-)
O/



Yeah, only a game we PAY FOR so we can't play it.


**** happens, go do something else for a few hours, wont kill you.

Ivanna Nuke
Gallente
Holders Of The Cowbell
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:14:00 - [734]
 

You ****ing babies make me laugh, lmfao grow up. Don't like it? give me your stuff and quit.
Laughing

GoodAids
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:14:00 - [735]
 

watch out there's a man-bear-pig in here

xirtoth
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:15:00 - [736]
 

We discovered a critical issue during the final stages of deployment. We are currently going to call it night, Hopefully we dont have hangover tomorrow, so we can start reviving our dead hamster who runs power to our server room. Thank you for you patience.

Boom Solomon
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:15:00 - [737]
 

Originally by: mrkaczor
good that I just downloaded fresh SGU episode :)


Is the new season started already?:)

jjimmy
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:15:00 - [738]
 

I think it's time they employed bob the builder. He can fix it

B'amarr341
Amarr
Ejen1 Enterprises
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:15:00 - [739]
 

Originally by: Phati
Ive rediscovered ebay...this could be an expensive night


Oh no... stop quick...u will live with the consequences for a long time lol

Zynnis AtManath
Caldari
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:15:00 - [740]
 

just curious as to how old most of these players are? I mean, either they are like 12 years old, or have NO LIFE

Ian Griffon
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:15:00 - [741]
 

what a surprise have the day off, eve patches and Kablooey they splodie the server. I should have gone to work :P

FlightGlobal
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:15:00 - [742]
 

here is a thought CCP:

Instead of your stupid obsession with 'working to time scales' and then ballsing them up (i here cite arbitary twice yearly deployments that dont work properly coz there not ready when deployed) how about:

Stop pushing back the on time in stupid increments like a child saying 'ill just be a minute' and taking 3 hours. We have better things to do with our time than wait another 30 mins, another hour etc etc

Instead, with the exception of VITAL patches (which this one is not- in fact its almost pointless). Take the network down for either 12 or 24 hours and just have done.

Less haste more speed. You guys get the time to do what you need to do (more besides where nessesary), the server is down less often in chunks (of course still keep the daily DT). We all know that as a rule, patch day MEANS patch day rather than:
"CCP says it will take 3 hours, so multiply by 2 and add 1 etc etc) or "CCP says it will take five hours and ooops it back on in 2" etc etc
Make a patch day mean patch day and there will be much less whining about YOUR constant mess ups with programming etc.

As an additional thought - you cant (nor should you) reinburse people for lost SP training time - the patch was announced end of. (On this occasion even 1 of my toons aint training). On the other hand, a GTC costs about 650 mil isk, so as WE PAY for YOUR constant mess ups, how about you refund the whole eve universe with 10.8mil isk which is the day by day cost of a 60 day GTC.

PLEASE STOP FAILING AT CUSTOMER SERVICE CCP - START LISTENING TO SOME PEOPLE COZ SOMETIMES (JUST SOMETIMES) YOU GUYS REALLY SUCK AT RESPECTING YOUR PLAYER BASE

guibio
Caldari
AdAstra.
Not Found.
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:15:00 - [743]
 

Originally by: jjimmy
I think it's time they employed bob the builder. He can fix it


I lol'd. Hard.

GoodAids
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:17:00 - [744]
 

big floppy donkey sausage

ResidentGood1
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:17:00 - [745]
 

I don`t want your patch 1.1 - Let will be as was!Idea

Mkiaki
Gallente
Progressive Business Solutions
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:18:00 - [746]
 

Originally by: FlightGlobal
here is a thought CCP:

Instead of your stupid obsession with 'working to time scales' and then ballsing them up (i here cite arbitary twice yearly deployments that dont work properly coz there not ready when deployed) how about:

Stop pushing back the on time in stupid increments like a child saying 'ill just be a minute' and taking 3 hours. We have better things to do with our time than wait another 30 mins, another hour etc etc

Instead, with the exception of VITAL patches (which this one is not- in fact its almost pointless). Take the network down for either 12 or 24 hours and just have done.

Less haste more speed. You guys get the time to do what you need to do (more besides where nessesary), the server is down less often in chunks (of course still keep the daily DT). We all know that as a rule, patch day MEANS patch day rather than:
"CCP says it will take 3 hours, so multiply by 2 and add 1 etc etc) or "CCP says it will take five hours and ooops it back on in 2" etc etc
Make a patch day mean patch day and there will be much less whining about YOUR constant mess ups with programming etc.

As an additional thought - you cant (nor should you) reinburse people for lost SP training time - the patch was announced end of. (On this occasion even 1 of my toons aint training). On the other hand, a GTC costs about 650 mil isk, so as WE PAY for YOUR constant mess ups, how about you refund the whole eve universe with 10.8mil isk which is the day by day cost of a 60 day GTC.

PLEASE STOP FAILING AT CUSTOMER SERVICE CCP - START LISTENING TO SOME PEOPLE COZ SOMETIMES (JUST SOMETIMES) YOU GUYS REALLY SUCK AT RESPECTING YOUR PLAYER BASE

Laughing
cry moar

Aerpe
Minmatar
Cahoots Foray
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:18:00 - [747]
 

Having a working ingame-browser for Mac is worth the wait Laughing

Mordikah
Gallente
Arregon
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:18:00 - [748]
 

I want them to fix the glaring exploit in their code... >.> yet it's not in the patch notes.

Zemlynin
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:18:00 - [749]
 

I think that's where CCP will return us money for such a thing, the next time it is not repeated
Evil or Very MadEvil or Very MadEvil or Very Mad

Ankbar
Dolmite Cornerstone
Posted - 2010.09.30 18:18:00 - [750]
 

Originally by: Mordikah
Heres a question CCP, When is the negative tracking in wormholes exploit gonna be fixed?
http://www.massively.com/2010/09/17/new-eve-exploit-gives-wormhole-corp-incredible-advantage/
Or have you guys just not caught on to auto-cannons firing 150km for full theoretical damage?

They already know about it, and they already "fixed" it. They decided the environmental effect which was being abused was not crucial, and simply removed it, period. Trying to find the EVE-O post where a CCP rep said so...


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