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Grandorr
Gallente
REDLEGION
Posted - 2010.08.24 00:38:00 - [31]
 

\o Benny still up to the same old crap I see YARRRR!!

Benny Broadband
Benny and the Jets
Posted - 2010.08.24 01:46:00 - [32]
 

Originally by: Grandorr
\o Benny still up to the same old crap I see YARRRR!!


I missed being at the top of cnp for days on end...so we made this up and the people want it...they want it hard...hard and fast...oh, wait, SCII, back laterz

Kavu
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.08.24 02:34:00 - [33]
 

for a 500mil deposit HYDRA could be convinced to look into this



Jim GNARKILL
Gnarkill INC
Posted - 2010.08.24 02:53:00 - [34]
 

Originally by: Kavu
for a 500mil deposit HYDRA could be convinced to look into this






forget HYDRA, Gnarkill INC would be happy to start a contract for 250mil deposit


Lana Torrin
Brutor Tribe
Posted - 2010.08.24 02:53:00 - [35]
 

Originally by: Kavu
for a 500mil deposit HYDRA could be convinced to look into this





Damn you Kavu, I was just about to post EXACTLY that..

Benny Broadband
Benny and the Jets
Posted - 2010.08.24 03:38:00 - [36]
 

Originally by: Kavu
for a 500mil deposit HYDRA could be convinced to look into this






Um

let me do the math here...200m bounty...500m deposit, and somebody used this already..so when they reloaded hydra, it seems apparent that again it was with no brains...

F'C
Posted - 2010.08.24 05:28:00 - [37]
 

So... how do you know he won't pod himself and collect the bounty from you with an alt, again? I missed that part.

puffykins
Posted - 2010.08.24 05:44:00 - [38]
 

Originally by: Benny Broadband
Edited by: Benny Broadband on 23/08/2010 23:51:43
Originally by: puffykins
Originally by: Razzor Death
"Makes thread asking for other people to shoot his targets and fight his battles"

"calls everyone newbcakes and carebears"


"smokes crystal meth"

"goes to work and shoots entire office and then blows his brains out"






You left out the part where he self destructed a carrier yesterday for no good reason.



Ah yes, the self destruction of my carrier with 6b worth of your loots in it. Puffy, does it hurt knowing that the last 6 months of your game time went poof in less than 2 mins....poor poor puffy, and now a bounty on your little head....sucks to be you bro, it really does.

Pass the pipe.....



Except that the ships are still intact....i know this for a fact.

iJsn
Doom Guard
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.08.24 05:55:00 - [39]
 

lol tbh you know nothing doron ... tip the bottle till you pass out sir itll do yourself some good ...

Christine Keeler
Posted - 2010.08.24 06:34:00 - [40]
 

ijsn, formerly known as florida jay......corporation thief....why would anyone believe anything you say?

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2010.08.24 06:36:00 - [41]
 

Originally by: Christine Keeler
ijsn, formerly known as florida jay......corporation thief....why would anyone believe anything you say?

Obviously cause he is Awsome, I assume this because you took the time to call him out on the forums.

Did he rob you?

Mickey Simon
Genos Occidere
Posted - 2010.08.24 06:43:00 - [42]
 

Edited by: Mickey Simon on 24/08/2010 06:43:53
I thought the OP's name sounded familiar for being a ******, and I was right.

For those of you who don't know, Benny Broadband is a horrible EVE player who not only loses stuff like a large neut curse (lol) but also his alliance ( http://eve-search.com/thread/976593/page/1 ).

He likes to smacktalk, but can't back it up (and if he does try to back it up he'll use neutral reps to make sure he wins). He also has a history of going back on deals.

I wouldn't bother following up the bounties offered in the OP, especially as he doesn't want to pay an upfront fee.

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2010.08.24 06:55:00 - [43]
 

Originally by: Mickey Simon
I wouldn't bother following up the bounties offered in the OP, especially as he doesn't want to pay an upfront fee.

To be Honest we all figured this out like 30 post ago.

But thank you for the link, we were running out of things to laugh at him for.

iJsn
Doom Guard
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.08.24 07:29:00 - [44]
 

Originally by: Christine Keeler
ijsn, formerly known as florida jay......corporation thief....why would anyone believe anything you say?


lol thx for reminding me doron i almost forgot i took 70bil in my theft ... sigh... the old days <3

Mytzso
Private Nuisance
Segregati0n
Posted - 2010.08.24 08:52:00 - [45]
 

@ OP, you're a moron

@ C&P, I will pay 500 mill for OP's corpse via contract AND a killmail proving that the corpse is fresher than this post (I like my meat raw)

Go have fun.

Eloha Lightbane
Posted - 2010.08.24 10:14:00 - [46]
 

i dont see all the fuss???

there is isk to be made and pew pew to be had....

Benny Broadband
Benny and the Jets
Posted - 2010.08.24 17:16:00 - [47]
 

Edited by: Benny Broadband on 24/08/2010 17:45:13
Originally by: iJsn
Originally by: Christine Keeler
ijsn, formerly known as florida jay......corporation thief....why would anyone believe anything you say?


lol thx for reminding me doron i almost forgot i took 70bil in my theft ... sigh... the old days <3



Yes, we have been inspired by the Guiding Hand Social Club. 70b down, several trillion to go :)

Velocity Prime
The Greater Goon
Clockwork Pineapple
Posted - 2010.08.24 19:27:00 - [48]
 

Originally by: Mickey Simon
Edited by: Mickey Simon on 24/08/2010 06:43:53
I thought the OP's name sounded familiar for being a ******, and I was right.

For those of you who don't know, Benny Broadband is a horrible EVE player who not only loses stuff like a large neut curse (lol) but also his alliance ( http://eve-search.com/thread/976593/page/1 ).

He likes to smacktalk, but can't back it up (and if he does try to back it up he'll use neutral reps to make sure he wins). He also has a history of going back on deals.

I wouldn't bother following up the bounties offered in the OP, especially as he doesn't want to pay an upfront fee.


Oh cool, Benny is back. Laughing


Benny Broadband
Benny and the Jets
Posted - 2010.08.24 20:23:00 - [49]
 

Idk why this guy keeps going off about a large neut on a curse...it has a 70+km range and it is not an obscure fit...there again that was pre speed nerf and things where diff back then. I guess living in the past provides comfort to some....

Mickey Simon
Genos Occidere
Posted - 2010.08.24 22:44:00 - [50]
 

Originally by: Velocity Prime


Oh cool, Benny is back. Laughing



Well, I would't say he's "back" - that implies people noticed when he wasn't here.
I was just saying he's some ****** scrub who people probably shouldn't trust is all.
That, and he doesn't really have a right to smack anyone in this thread because he is terrible.

Eloha Lightbane
Posted - 2010.08.25 20:20:00 - [51]
 

Originally by: Mickey Simon
Originally by: Velocity Prime


Oh cool, Benny is back. Laughing



Well, I would't say he's "back" - that implies people noticed when he wasn't here.
I was just saying he's some ****** scrub who people probably shouldn't trust is all.
That, and he doesn't really have a right to smack anyone in this thread because he is terrible.


u cry like girls, aint eve all about scamming, trust and sodomy; so if ur not a friend or on the same side then scams are bound to happen to you some time - from the small to the large

i can say that payments will be made cause of the satisfaction is probably worth more!

go get it boys

Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2010.08.25 20:39:00 - [52]
 

Originally by: Eloha Lightbane


u cry like girls, aint eve all about scamming, trust and sodomy; so if ur not a friend or on the same side then scams are bound to happen to you some time - from the small to the large

i can say that payments will be made cause of the satisfaction is probably worth more!

go get it boys


It is also about laughing at people who shiptoast stupid things, also as you said scams. We are supposed to take your word on it that you care about a corpse. Yea I totally care trust me.

If you really wanted to prove to anyone that you cared, get a trusted third party to hold the bounty and exchange it for the corpse and kill mails. Till then no one experienced enough to do the job is gonna bite.

Trust me doesn't work when you have this many people saying don't trust you, make a new post have it confermed by a third party or kindly step off the forums.

Benny Broadband
Benny and the Jets
Posted - 2010.08.25 20:50:00 - [53]
 

This post is having the exact effect it was intended to have!

Razzor Death
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.08.25 20:59:00 - [54]
 

ITT strange man with no social awareness keeps posting with his main and his alt and for once its not me.



Faekurias
Muppet Ninja's
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
Posted - 2010.08.25 21:06:00 - [55]
 

Step 1 ) Make thread
Step 2 ) Make a fairly sensible offer
Step 3 ) Deny possible clients safety of pay
Step 4 ) Alienate Clients


Other than step 1 this is looking pretty good.

Bennura
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.08.26 00:02:00 - [56]
 

Originally by: Faekurias
Step 1 ) Make thread
Step 2 ) Make a fairly sensible offer
Step 3 ) Deny possible clients safety of pay
Step 4 ) Alienate Clients


Other than step 1 this is looking pretty good.


Here you go,

1 ) Make thread
2 ) Alienate Clients
3 ) ???
4 ) Proffit!!

Eloha Lightbane
Posted - 2010.08.26 00:15:00 - [57]
 

lol u think im benny's alt hahah

ur even more noob than me! and thats saying something

my mumma told me, dont say anything unless u got something decent to say

Razzor Death
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.08.26 00:22:00 - [58]
 

Originally by: Eloha Lightbane
lol u think im benny's alt hahah

ur even more noob than me! and thats saying something

my mumma told me, dont say anything unless u got something decent to say


Pathetic™


Alara IonStorm
Caldari
Posted - 2010.08.26 00:37:00 - [59]
 

Originally by: Razzor Death
Originally by: Eloha Lightbane
lol u think im benny's alt hahah

ur even more noob than me! and thats saying something

my mumma told me, dont say anything unless u got something decent to say


Pathetic™



Oh look the most decent quote in the thread.

Benny Broadband
Benny and the Jets
Posted - 2010.08.26 02:05:00 - [60]
 

Has anybody seen Puffykins1 or any of the JC Ferguson crew since I made this thread? I don't understand why they don't log in.



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