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SallyQ
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:48:00 - [91]
 

Originally by: CCP Fallout
Originally by: xeno1008
Or the fact that, when they yell down into the server room(server cell) "how long?" and the guys(Shackled to the walls and thrown bread every few hours) yell back "30 minutes" that should translate to about 2 hours.


It's not shackles that we use. It's duct tape.


is that also what is holding the servers together?

SlayerOfArgus
Gallente
Hermes Enterprises
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:48:00 - [92]
 

So...free sp?

WolfSchwarzMond
Gallente
Martyr's Vengence
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:49:00 - [93]
 

Fallout Seriously....Don't give us anymore Times you'll be back up, we all know stuff happens...just give us the truth your doing the best you can

fencejumper
Minmatar
Serenity Engineering and Transport Company
Fatal Ascension
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:49:00 - [94]
 

Originally by: CCP Fallout
Originally by: xeno1008
Or the fact that, when they yell down into the server room(server cell) "how long?" and the guys(Shackled to the walls and thrown bread every few hours) yell back "30 minutes" that should translate to about 2 hours.


It's not shackles that we use. It's duct tape.


Odd, I thought CCP was Jovian, Duct Tape sounds more like a matari method. :/ I guess good ideas are well accepted then. :D

CCP Fallout

Posted - 2010.08.18 00:49:00 - [95]
 

Originally by: Jita Alt666
This is not a troll FalloutWink

To be fair to CCP tranquility was back up at 00.26 UTC. Thus they have followed through with a very high level of accuracy with their original intent.


Appreciated ;)

One of the proxy's is being a very bad boy. Moar duct tape may be needed.

(Actually, yes, one of the proxy's is not playing nicely, hence the delays. Sorry about this guys).

Syekuda
Hell's Revenge
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:49:00 - [96]
 

Edited by: Syekuda on 18/08/2010 00:50:28
CCP Fallout ? Who tells you that in 30 minutes it's going to be running ? You actually believe that ? Or is it your boss that makes you say that to everyone to appease us ?

I'm serious about this. Stop saying those crazy "we'll be back in 15 minutes" things. Just be honest lol


PS: Trey Azagthoth, my lawn is done lol

Trey Azagthoth
Gallente
T3AM America
Wicked Nation
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:49:00 - [97]
 

With the amount of work they have to do, I'm certain they are working on it like they usually do, which is pretty darned quick. Anyway, they usually give all of us someing nice to make up for the down time. CCP has never been stingy in this way before in my experiance. So, for those of you that are feinding like a ****** addict, relax and go do something with your lives, like do some maintenance on your computer, mow the lawn or you can pick your nose.

xeno1008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:50:00 - [98]
 

Originally by: CCP Fallout
Originally by: Jita Alt666
This is not a troll FalloutWink

To be fair to CCP tranquility was back up at 00.26 UTC. Thus they have followed through with a very high level of accuracy with their original intent.


Appreciated ;)

One of the proxy's is being a very bad boy. Moar duct tape may be needed.

(Actually, yes, one of the proxy's is not playing nicely, hence the delays. Sorry about this guys).


Sounds like fun. Twisted Evil

JackofWarr
Hysterically Unforgiving
Wildly Inappropriate.
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:50:00 - [99]
 

Originally by: CCP Fallout
Originally by: xeno1008
Or the fact that, when they yell down into the server room(server cell) "how long?" and the guys(Shackled to the walls and thrown bread every few hours) yell back "30 minutes" that should translate to about 2 hours.


It's not shackles that we use. It's duct tape.



Very very amusing to me! thanks man for the entertainment while DT persist. Nothing like being bored and ur games offline, and being about to freely talk with a gm person thats actually entertaining and not such a hardass. Make for a much more pleaseant DT :)

Time2Whine
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:51:00 - [100]
 

I'm naked

SallyQ
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:51:00 - [101]
 

Originally by: CCP Fallout
Due to continuing load issues with the Tranquility cluster, we will take Tranquility offline temporarily at 24:00 UTC. We anticipate Tranquility's return to service at 00:30 UTC.

Please note: we will close other threads regarding this scheduled downtime and ask that you keep your posts in this thread.

Update 1: Updated estimated uptime to 00:30 UTC.
Update 2: Due to an issue with a proxy, we are currently in the process of rebooting Tranquility and estimate uptime to be at 1:00 UTC.
Update 3: Tranquility was returned to service at 01:08 UTC. Fly safely!


I am having issues sending my subscription payment. Estimated payment time 06:00 UTC.

Twisted Evil

w0rmy
Destructive Influence
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:51:00 - [102]
 

Sit back, relax and be greatful you still have a boot.ini


xeno1008
Deep Core Mining Inc.
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:52:00 - [103]
 

Originally by: CCP Fallout
Originally by: Jita Alt666
Originally by: CCP Fallout
Due to a poorly set up hardware system, our insistence on using outdated db constructs and over 600000 lines of poorly written code, we are suffering from continuing load issues with the Tranquility cluster, we will take Tranquility offline temporarily at 24:00 UTC 18/08/2010. We anticipate Tranquility's return to service some time after 00:15 UTC 24/12/2010.

Please note: we do not appreciate customer feedback and will close threads regarding this un-scheduled downtime and ask that you keep your posts in your head.




I see what you did there.


This one by far is the funniest. My respect for him has increased.

GeneralMartok
Caldari
the united
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:53:00 - [104]
 

Originally by: SallyQ
Originally by: CCP Fallout
Due to continuing load issues with the Tranquility cluster, we will take Tranquility offline temporarily at 24:00 UTC. We anticipate Tranquility's return to service at 00:30 UTC.

Please note: we will close other threads regarding this scheduled downtime and ask that you keep your posts in this thread.

Update 1: Updated estimated uptime to 00:30 UTC.
Update 2: Due to an issue with a proxy, we are currently in the process of rebooting Tranquility and estimate uptime to be at 1:00 UTC.
Update 3: Tranquility was returned to service at 01:08 UTC. Fly safely!


I am having issues sending my subscription payment. Estimated payment time 06:00 UTC.

Twisted Evil


Laughing let me know how that one works out Shocked

will munny
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:53:00 - [105]
 

Aww fvkit..there goes my mission bonus...so much for back at 00.15...Confused


Croniac
Merlin Reach
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:53:00 - [106]
 

Originally by: JackofWarr
So why not wait till DT to do this stuff? Perhaps postpone dust and get eve to actually work properly. I know when i worked at Electronic Arts they did a way better job finding the problems and getting a solution. Is this restart a solution or a "lets put it off bye restarting it"? Have a very nice day- Jack


This has to be a lie. No one who worked for the Evil Galactic Empire that is E.A. would ever admit it in a public forum for fear of being the target of a torch and pitchfork weilding mob!

Everything E.A. touches turns to garbage in a week. Look what they did to U.O., Maxis, and a whole laundry list of other buy-outs.

Wuzer
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:54:00 - [107]
 

I used this as an opportunity to replace my hard drive. Went to Best Buy, bought the drive, took out the old one, did a clean install of Win 7, downloaded and installed the Eve client....all before CCP opened their second roll of duct tape!

Avvalina
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:54:00 - [108]
 

CCP Fallout needs to take a tip from the food service industry and tell a "patron" that it'll be 45 minutes until they can be seated. Then, when they are seated 20 minutes later, it's like a bonus 'n' stuff!

[Times were fudged to protect the innocent.]

Very Happy

Ga'len
Veto.
Veto Corp
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:55:00 - [109]
 

Originally by: CCP Fallout
Originally by: xeno1008
Or the fact that, when they yell down into the server room(server cell) "how long?" and the guys(Shackled to the walls and thrown bread every few hours) yell back "30 minutes" that should translate to about 2 hours.


It's not shackles that we use. It's duct tape.


It's not shackles that we use. It's Spiked duct tape with remote control electro-shock treatment nodes set to 1.21 gigwatts of POWA!.

There, fixed it for ya!

Razz

Emperor D'Hoffryn
EXTERMINATUS.
Nulli Secunda
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:55:00 - [110]
 

The Server problems go deeper then I think CCP even knows at this point...maybe they are figuring it out as I type this.

2 DTs ago, I was moving some ships for a corpmate. I got to the destination station, and I placed the ships directly into his hanger. In the process, I accidentally placed my own basilisk into his hanger as well.

I told him, he made a contract. I could not accept this contract...I clicked accept, then yes I'm sure...then nothing would happen. tried several times, tried relogging...nothing. I told him to recreate the contract...upon canceling the contract the ship has disappeared...and is still not to be found anywhere. And yes, I trust the guy...besides its just a basilisk.

At the same time as the above was happening...we where having people unable to dock in station...no lag...just clicking dock did nothing. they could warp off and back with no lag...but still no dock. relogging fixed this.

Also, we had ships that would not appear...ships that kept appearing even after we flew them to another station...so the same ship was appearing in 2 stations at once.

I exited a ship in station, and then attempted to put it in the corp hanger, and got an error about 2 pilots attempting to fly the same ship at the same time. We were unable to finish organizing our corp assets until after the next dt. clearing cache did nothing (as well as the goggles)

this was 2 DTs ago...there is a ghost in the machine....and high load is not it.

Intense Thinker
Minmatar
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:55:00 - [111]
 

*Starts playing the harmonica*

RutilusUnus
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:55:00 - [112]
 

Originally by: Time2Whine
I'm naked


lol

SallyQ
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:56:00 - [113]
 

Originally by: GeneralMartok
Originally by: SallyQ
Originally by: CCP Fallout
Due to continuing load issues with the Tranquility cluster, we will take Tranquility offline temporarily at 24:00 UTC. We anticipate Tranquility's return to service at 00:30 UTC.

Please note: we will close other threads regarding this scheduled downtime and ask that you keep your posts in this thread.

Update 1: Updated estimated uptime to 00:30 UTC.
Update 2: Due to an issue with a proxy, we are currently in the process of rebooting Tranquility and estimate uptime to be at 1:00 UTC.
Update 3: Tranquility was returned to service at 01:08 UTC. Fly safely!


I am having issues sending my subscription payment. Estimated payment time 06:00 UTC.

Twisted Evil


Laughing let me know how that one works out Shocked



yes i know, the payment system is the one thing they keep working properly Sad

CCP Fallout

Posted - 2010.08.18 00:56:00 - [114]
 

Initial post updated with more information about the return-to-service delay. We should be back in our spaceships at 01:00 UTC. Atomic cocktails to be served shortly after by the Fallout Failboat Floosies :D

Isaak Carrera
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:56:00 - [115]
 

Originally by: BigReds42
Originally by: Stick Cult

If they don't give an ETA... people would assume the worst and assume at least 24 hours...

If i'm honest, I assume 24hr anyway. Haven't had a great track record over the years tbf. Sad

Awesome Possum
Original Sin.
PURPLE HELMETED WARRIORS
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:56:00 - [116]
 

Edited by: Awesome Possum on 18/08/2010 00:58:52
Originally by: Ai Mei
ATTENTION EVE

CCP Fallout is a Woman, you know the female of the human species. Of course no one will read this and keep referring to fallout as a he.


Wrong... a male toon = male player, female toon = male player unless pics are posted.


Originally by: JackofWarr
I know when i worked at Electronic Arts they did a way better job finding the problems and getting a solution.


>worked at Electronics Arts ... better job
> EA ... better

Laughing

Morcam
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:57:00 - [117]
 

Originally by: CCP Fallout
Initial post updated with more information about the return-to-service delay. We should be back in our spaceships at 01:00 UTC. Atomic cocktails to be served shortly after by the Fallout Failboat Floosies :D

*Proxy Explodes*

AtheistOfFail
AoF Lottery Services
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:58:00 - [118]
 

@ CCP Fallout

This might sound completely insane but how about just saying.

"Something's broken, we'll fix it. No clue when the server will be up"

Honesty's really sexy these days coming from this company.

Kalen Pavle
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:58:00 - [119]
 

Originally by: CCP Fallout
Initial post updated with more information about the return-to-service delay. We should be back in our spaceships at 01:00 UTC. Atomic cocktails to be served shortly after by the Fallout Failboat Floosies :D


If you can get me a pan galactic gargleblaster everything is forgiven.

Veroxx
Posted - 2010.08.18 00:58:00 - [120]
 

Originally by: CCP Fallout
Initial post updated with more information about the return-to-service delay. We should be back in our spaceships at 01:00 UTC. Atomic cocktails to be served shortly after by the Fallout Failboat Floosies :D


Put me down for one of them, shaken not stirred.


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