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Marlona Sky
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.08.08 11:23:00 - [1]
 

So apparently Space Monkeys had a significant loss in assets that represented the alliance wallet. I was wondering how this would affect their SOV and life living out of POS's.

Is there an official comment from the monkeys and what actions are being taken towards the alliance leader?

Don't be too hard on him now. Bad luck warping to the 4-4 station in Jita at 40km can happen to anyone during a wardec.

Spurty
Caldari
V0LTA
VOLTA Corp
Posted - 2010.08.08 12:10:00 - [2]
 

Perhaps they are too busy setting up a bananillion bubbles on the gates so they can do mandatory CTA mission / plex / ratting / mining ops to recoup the loses ?

pretty funny loss though, right up there with the best.


K'Bar
Caldari
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.08.08 19:04:00 - [3]
 

Originally by: Spurty
Perhaps they are too busy setting up a bananillion bubbles on the gates so they can do mandatory CTA mission / plex / ratting / mining ops to recoup the loses ?

pretty funny loss though, right up there with the best.



a bananillion Laughing

pi314159265
Caldari
Shade.
Cry Havoc.
Posted - 2010.08.08 19:20:00 - [4]
 

Holy Shiet! LOL!

Aria Kasalovich
Minmatar
Iridium Inc.
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2010.08.08 19:59:00 - [5]
 

Spacemonkeys alliance...

Keyword = Monkeys


Aria Kasalovich
Minmatar
Iridium Inc.
Shadow of xXDEATHXx
Posted - 2010.08.08 20:07:00 - [6]
 

PPS. - gonna quote Nelson Muntz...

"HAW-HAW!!!"

Anile8er
Minmatar
Five Fat Soldiers
Posted - 2010.08.08 20:31:00 - [7]
 

WTB plex?

Rastino
Minmatar
Cryptonym Sleepers
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.08.08 20:45:00 - [8]
 

They have JotunHeim Hird in the alliance the amount of fail in that corp. can kill an alliance.

Max Wilson
Caldari
Cryptonym Sleepers
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.08.08 21:31:00 - [9]
 

Originally by: Rastino
They have JotunHeim Hird in the alliance the amount of fail in that corp. can kill an alliance.


Confirming this has happend before.

DeckardIRL
Gallente
The Randoms
Posted - 2010.08.08 23:54:00 - [10]
 

Your Troll is Sharp.... lololol

Deck

Marlona Sky
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.08.09 00:50:00 - [11]
 

"Anthony Leo: 2010-08-08 12:10:26
Jesus christ.... was gonna log in but to hell with that now. I hope you got the credit card out oh great alliance leader. SOV won't run off just love.

No bananas for you till this is fixed."

Monkeys, buying new PLEX cards with a credit card is probably not what you need to do. You have bad luck with them. Get to farming your space more and get in those belts and plexes and rat like crazy. I am sure you will be able to limp along to hold your sov till your alliance leader can do a different kind of investment with your money.

I have faith in you monkeys! You can do it! Also, I have 17 PLEX cards, can I help?

stevieisbest
Caldari
Pilots Of Honour
Aeternus.
Posted - 2010.08.09 03:03:00 - [12]
 

so what exactly happened?

K'Bar
Caldari
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.08.09 03:13:00 - [13]
 

Edited by: K''Bar on 09/08/2010 03:13:34
Originally by: stevieisbest
so what exactly happened?


From what I here, their leader was in Jita in a kestral with an active war dec on and had 70+ plex in his cargo. It only gets worst from there! Laughing

ED FAT
Gallente
Muppet Factory
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.08.09 03:56:00 - [14]
 

I did not believe it at first so I checked out the killboard. Alliance leader lost 22bil in plex's in a kesi. Really how stupid can you be to move 22bil of plex in a kesi with a war dec. He has said that lag played a part in it. Yea sure..

Leached these from the kill for good reading. Seems not only is he a stupid Alliance leader he also has a ton of emo. Who would have thought an Alliance was as bad as ICE if not worse.

ChYph3r: 2010-08-08 11:01:34
Stop making comments right now! It is being petitioned and when it is reversed I will see to it all kill boards have this exploit removed. The threads featuring this kill are also being petitioned. So everyone relax and chill out.

ChYph3r: 2010-08-08 11:05:22
Also if you don't chill I will see to it personally you are removed from monkey space never to be allowed back. The guy was unlucky and that in combination with 0rphanage exploiting lag in Kits this happened. So back off. Everyone is allowed to make a mistake.

ChYph3r: 2010-08-08 13:07:53
What part of STFU on these comments don't you guys understand? Lucifer, I hope you enjoyed your time in Space Monkeys. Welcome to being KOS dumbass.

Totally Sexy
Minmatar
Hurdly Gurdly Murdly
QQ Connoisseur's
Posted - 2010.08.09 04:01:00 - [15]
 

When has anyone got anything back from a "lag" petition? hahaha this guy is dreaming! ICE is seeking more leadership figures I think you would fit right in.

CyberRaver
Caldari
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.08.09 08:16:00 - [16]
 

Originally by: Totally Sexy
When has anyone got anything back from a "lag" petition? hahaha this guy is dreaming! ICE is seeking more leadership figures I think you would fit right in.


They are making themselves look even worse by claiming we were using hax or lag exploits, Orphanage don need "leet hax" or exploits to kill people, we rely on darwin to supply us with a suitable chain of targets, and this time he threw us the mother of all targetsYARRRR!!

Sa'Shena
Amarr
Ars ex Discordia
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.08.09 10:03:00 - [17]
 

Originally by: CyberRaver
Originally by: Totally Sexy
When has anyone got anything back from a "lag" petition? hahaha this guy is dreaming! ICE is seeking more leadership figures I think you would fit right in.


They are making themselves look even worse by claiming we were using hax or lag exploits, Orphanage don need "leet hax" or exploits to kill people, we rely on darwin to supply us with a suitable chain of targets, and this time he threw us the mother of all targetsYARRRR!!


My Jita? Laggy? Why I never...

Seriously though, it was probably the most ******ed loss mail I've ever seen. And I've seen some doozies. Grats to Orphanage getting the first 22b Kestrel kill.

Mach Rain
Caldari
SniggWaffe
FREE KARTTOON NOW
Posted - 2010.08.09 10:09:00 - [18]
 

He didn't want those plex anyway........

22 billion??....srs plex is srs

Damar Rocarion
Caldari
Nasranite Watch
Posted - 2010.08.09 10:14:00 - [19]
 

Originally by: Mach Rain
22 billion??....srs plex is srs


74 plexes is around 1400 euros, right?

Damar Rocarion
Brigadier General

Endo Dy
Gallente
D00M.
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.08.09 10:26:00 - [20]
 

"Priceless" Laughing

Marlona Sky
Caldari
Caldari Provisions
Posted - 2010.08.09 10:57:00 - [21]
 

Paging Monkey Alliance leadership. The entire population of EVE and all avid COAD readers would like an official statement.

Of course any monkey statement is welcome. We await your reply.

ED FAT
Gallente
Muppet Factory
Northern Coalition.
Posted - 2010.08.09 11:20:00 - [22]
 

Originally by: Sa'Shena
Originally by: CyberRaver
Originally by: Totally Sexy
When has anyone got anything back from a "lag" petition? hahaha this guy is dreaming! ICE is seeking more leadership figures I think you would fit right in.


They are making themselves look even worse by claiming we were using hax or lag exploits, Orphanage don need "leet hax" or exploits to kill people, we rely on darwin to supply us with a suitable chain of targets, and this time he threw us the mother of all targetsYARRRR!!


My Jita? Laggy? Why I never...

Seriously though, it was probably the most ******ed loss mail I've ever seen. And I've seen some doozies. Grats to Orphanage getting the first 22b Kestrel kill.


We have all seen deaths which had been worth a lot more isk value then 22bil but what makes this very very funny is that its actually the Alliance leader.

You think someone running an Alliance even it's an NC pet would have at least half a brain. Guess not..

NeoTheo
Caldari
M'8'S
Posted - 2010.08.09 15:25:00 - [23]
 

full ****** shocker. ;)


Teschan
Amarr
Ministry of War
Posted - 2010.08.09 15:42:00 - [24]
 

Jita 4-4 station campers have something interesting to talk about for once.


FatFreddy
Minmatar
Sebiestor Tribe
Posted - 2010.08.09 16:18:00 - [25]
 

Originally by: "Adge"


I think that most of the good stuff had already been posted to the thread, but as I happened to have left the killboard page open for the past several hours, here's a quick copypasta:

Originally by: "Plexlauncher Kessie killmail comments from SpaceMonkey's Alliance killboard"
Captain Thunks API V3.3: 2010-08-07 21:40:15

This Kill was fetched by Api Mod.
pizzabox: 2010-08-07 21:52:50

bahahahahahahahahahhaha
ChYph3r: 2010-08-08 03:48:31

pizza wtf are you laughing at?
ChYph3r: 2010-08-08 03:49:17

there is nothing funny about being the laughing stock of ****ing eve from this!
pizzabox: 2010-08-08 07:08:49

You ****ing idiot! Moron alliance leader screwing over the rest of us once again.
stealth111110: 2010-08-08 07:12:37

Can we kick this worthless waste of space from the alliance yet? Try paying attention to local next time you dumb ****!
timm3h: 2010-08-08 07:23:21

I knew this was a stupid idea. GG

I guess we know where that alliance wallet investment went you **** face.

Pray I don't find out where you live. You are now KOS. Invest in that *****!
Timm3h: 2010-08-08 07:56:19

:| Real Timm3h uses capital letter. Please delete the post above, because it wasn't made by me.

Although I find the destruction of twenty two billion extremely funny and sad, I'm not going to threaten someone's life over it.
EX River: 2010-08-08 10:50:59

As if our alliance was not made fun of enough, this happens.

WTB new alliance leader. :(
ChYph3r: 2010-08-08 11:01:34

Stop making comments right now! It is being petitioned and when it is reversed I will see to it all kill boards have this exploit removed. The threads featuring this kill are also being petitioned. So everyone relax and chill out.
ChYph3r: 2010-08-08 11:05:22

Also if you don't chill I will see to it personally you are removed from monkey space never to be allowed back. The guy was unlucky and that in combination with 0rphanage exploiting lag in Kits this happened. So back off. Everyone is allowed to make a mistake.
Anthony Leo: 2010-08-08 12:10:26

Jesus christ.... was gonna log in but to hell with that now. I hope you got the credit card out oh great alliance leader. SOV won't run off just love.

No bananas for you till this is fixed.
Knight 1964: 2010-08-08 12:39:01

Please god tell me this is fake. If not than I think I will be taking a break for a while.
lucifer: 2010-08-08 12:39:36

"The guy was unlucky and that in combination with 0rphanage exploiting lag in Kits this happened. So back off. Everyone is allowed to make a mistake."

Everyone makes mistakes. This isn't just a mistake, this is full ******.

"It is being petitioned and when it is reversed I will see to it all kill boards have this exploit removed. The threads featuring this kill are also being petitioned."

Please stop, you're killing me.
ChYph3r: 2010-08-08 13:07:53

What part of STFU on these comments don't you guys understand? Lucifer, I hope you enjoyed your time in Space Monkeys. Welcome to being KOS dumbass.
ChYph3r: 2010-08-08 14:10:00

ahhh someone posted as me on here I only did the first two posts @ pizza.....fyi
EX River: 2010-08-09 02:32:44

Someone delete these ****ing comments already ffs! And store QQing all over the rammed place and get back to farming you pathetic ****s! We are The Monkey Alliance! This incident will not stop us. We got a few more days before the SOV bill is due so we need a lot of ISK or the **** is going to hit the fan. You can donate if you like and I am setting up a bonds system so you will get you ISK back.

Posted because this moment in EVE history deserves to be archived.

stevieisbest
Caldari
Pilots Of Honour
Aeternus.
Posted - 2010.08.09 19:34:00 - [26]
 

this songs for Space Monkeys Very Happy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEtP9zQAOI4

ImmaSplodeYou
Amarr
Dreddit
Test Alliance Please Ignore
Posted - 2010.08.09 22:09:00 - [27]
 

I didn't know he was the leader, what a tool

Mission accomplished

Rakessh
Caldari
Bat Country
Goonswarm Federation
Posted - 2010.08.09 22:21:00 - [28]
 

Originally by: K'Bar
Originally by: Spurty
Perhaps they are too busy setting up a bananillion bubbles on the gates so they can do mandatory CTA mission / plex / ratting / mining ops to recoup the loses ?

pretty funny loss though, right up there with the best.



a bananillion Laughing



Like a frickin monkey :P

Teck Warden
Amarr
TOG Empire
DRACONIAN COVENANT
Posted - 2010.08.09 22:33:00 - [29]
 


Minigin
Caldari
Genos Occidere
HYDRA RELOADED
Posted - 2010.08.10 03:00:00 - [30]
 

i will see to it that all of these hax killmails are removed from the killboards!


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